Post by roach on Mar 20, 2014 18:17:44 GMT -5
*Scene opens up in Orlando, Florida as it shows Roach and Slater Kain walking into the entrance of Walt Disney World.*
Slater Kain: I'm so pumped to be here right now, I've always wanted to come here but mother is a poor ass bitch. I told her to start selling her body on the streets!
Roach: Oh yah! how did that go.
Slater Kain: Not good she busted me right in the face with her dirty ass slipper.
Roach: Well you deserved it you stupid fuck, never talk down to the woman who gave birth to your punk ass.
*Roach walks up to the ticket master to pay for the tickets, he hands the guy some american money. The man hands Roach back some change, Roach looks at his hand with the change in it.*
Roach: You got to be kidding me, this is all that I get back.
Man: Yes sir!
Roach: Fuck this better be worth it.
*Roach and Slater walk into Walt Disney World as Slater looks like he's about to cry. Kids are running around with stressed out parents chasing behind them, Mickey Mouse is seen walking around as is Donald Duck.*
Roach: Man I should have definitely got high before we came into this crazy place, these kids running around screaming might drive me to drink.
Slater Kain: Umm you already drink though.
Roach: Oh yah! fucking brain fart. Lets try to find a good place to go and smoke a fatty before we make our way around this place. Lets go over and ask that goofy looking fool over there and ask him where a good place is to burn one.
*The two of them make their way over to the goofy looking man, when they get closer to the figure it reveals to be Goofy. Roach taps Goofy on the shoulder, Goofy turns around and gives Roach a big hug. Roach looks confused...*
Roach: What the fuck was that ? You want me to kick you're goofy looking ass right here in front of everyone?
*Goofy shakes his head no and slowly pulls his head off to talk.*
Goofy: Look here man my bad, it's a part of my job. I fucking hate this job!
Roach: It's all good, well maybe we can help each other out. Do you have any idea where we can go to burn a fatty ?
*Goofy looks over his shoulder to make sure the coast is clear.*
Goofy: I know where the perfect place is.
Roach: Well if you show us where this perfect place is we will let you hit this sweet mary jane.
Goofy: I'm down with that, would you mind if my buddy tagged along with us?
Roach: You can add one more guy to the session.
Goofy: Cool let me go grabbed him and we will be on our way to the spot.
*Goofy puts his head back on and walks over to his buddy and taps him on the shoulder. The he then turns around as it reveals to be Mickey Mouse, Mickey leans in as Goofy talks to him in his ear. Mickey shakes his head up and down as they begin to make their way back towards Roach and Slater.*
Roach: You got to be fucking kidding me! we're going to smoke a fatty with Goofy and Mickey Mouse.
Slater Kain: This is going to be awesome!
Roach: Fucking right it is!
*Goofy and Mickey make it over to Roach and Slater as the men exchange hand shakes.*
Roach: So lead me to the Palace of getting blitzed.
Goofy: Cool, it's just right over here. It's Mickey's place right over there, we will see if there's anyone in there first.
*The four men walk over to Mickey's house , Mickey opens the door and walks in exploring the house seeing if anyone is in there. A minute passes before Mickey comes back to the door flagging the men to come in. They make their way in as it shows tiny furniture, Mickey tells Roach and Slater to have a seat.*
Roach: Nah! I think I will stand.
Slater Kain: Yah me too!
*Roach pulls out the joint and ignites it, he takes a couple big tokes and holds it in before blowing it out followed by coughing. Roach goes to pass the joint to Slater but Goofy jumps in and snags it from Slater's hand.*
Goofy: Interception!
Slater Kain: HEY! What the fuck you goof.
Roach: Slater calm the fuck down there's lot's to go around.
*Goofy hits the joint a couple times before passing Mickey's way. Mickey takes a few tokes before coughing and almost throwing up, he leans over coughing holding his left arm with the joint out towards Slater. Slater grabs the joint and begins to slowly take his puffs.*
Roach: This is awesome getting high with Goofy and Mickey in Mickey Mouse's crib. You guy's haven't seen a hobo sleeping in here as of late have you, she goes by the name Alice Knight.
*Goofy and Mickey shake their heads no, Slater passes the joint to Roach.*
Roach: Ok good, I just thought maybe she was spending the night in here cause I got a smell of shit in here out of nowhere.
Slater Kain: That's probably the skunk weed that your smoking.
Roach: Oh yah! fuck I'm stoned are you sure this is only weed Slater?
*Roach takes another huge puff and holds it in before he almost passes out. Roach begins to cough.*
Slater Kain: I forgot to tell you bud, this isn't a normal joint. It's a Jeffery!
Roach: Are you fucking kidding me! this isn't good.
*Roach looks at Goofy and Mickey he begins to rock back a fourth blinking his eyes real fast. All of a sudden Goofy's face turns into Alice Knight's and Mickey Mouse's face turns into Brianna. Roach's eyes open up wide and taps Slater on the shoulder.*
Roach: Fuck bud do you see what I see?
Slater Kain: No I just see........oh wait now I see what you're seeing. How the fuck did these dirt bags sneak in here?
Roach: I don't know but I say we jump their ass's!
*Roach doesn't hesitate and runs at Goofy who he thinks is Alice and clothesline's him to the ground. Slater jumps on Mickey's back trying to choke who he thinks is Brianna. Roach turns around and see's what Slater is doing, he grabs one of the miniature chairs and smashes into the mid section of Mickey sending him to the ground on all fours. Roach lifts the chair up high and then slams it onto the back of Mickey sending him all the way to the ground in pain. The front door gets busted open and in rush's 3 security guards and run at both Slate and Roach. They get both of them arrested and drag them out of Mickey's house, parents and kids are seen outside watching as Roach is screaming.*
Roach: I thought this was America, I thought this was America!
*The scene fades to black then slowly come's back showing Roach on the phone making a phone call at the police station once again. The scene cuts to Bishop's face as he pulls his phone to his ear.*
Ian Bishop: This better be good news ? I'm kind of busy right now.
Roach: Hey Ian its Roach again!
Ian Bishop: Man you always catch me at the worst time's.
Roach: Why you have another hooker or something?
Ian Bishop: No! I can't afford another hooker cause all my money went to bailing you fuck's out. I'm having dinner with the Mayor of Orlando right now.
Roach: What! I didn't know you had that good of pull.
Ian Bishop: Oh I have a good pull, so what's going on you need to get bailed out again?
Roach: Haha! No man I just need to be picked up at the Walt Disney World police station.
Ian Bishop: Ok good, I'll be there in a bit.
*Bishop hangs up the phone as it shows him laying naked in bed with a blanket over his bottom half.*
Ian Bishop: Now let's see whats on PPV here, sexy BBW'S. That's what I like to hear!
*Bishop clicks select on the remote and grabs the lotion beside him as the screen fades to black.*
