Post by roach on Mar 18, 2014 15:39:58 GMT -5
*Scene opens up on the main street of Cuthbert,Georgia right after Massacre. Roach is seen walking down the street with an all black hoody on that says "#dowork" on the front of it, Slater Kain is right beside him wearing a bright orange winter jacket. Roach pulls out a cigar out of his pocket and lights it up.*
Roach: I can't believe this crazy bitch wants to challenge me to a hardcore match this Sunday at BlackOut 2! does this dike not know who the fuck I am and what I do to people in a hardcore match.
Slater Kain: I don't think she's all their my friend, she does live in a car!
Roach: Yah! a fucking car that I destroyed. Does she bring a trash can to every show now to sleep in or is she sleeping with Dean? who fucking know's what she fucking up to. I know she has something up her dirty sleeves, but she's not going to be the only one who's going to pull some tricks out. I'm bringing out all kinds of weapons and tools for this match. I never get this fired up for an opponent, but this crazy bitch has been getting on my nerves lately.
Slater Kain: I think her and her lover friend Brianna have been getting on the entire Families nerves of late.
Roach: Yes they have and I'm going to shut Alice's mouth up and my boy Bishop is going to shut her bitch friend Brianna up. We had the co-main event in our hands than Dean had to go and change it. I bet Dean is getting a three-way in there, can't hate on the guy for that. I'm not going to bitch about it, I'm going to go out there and prove to everyone that Roach is not the guy to fuck with. You think they would already know that after what I have been doing to everyone the past 2 months.
*Roach takes a puff of his cigar and slowly blows the smoke out into the night air.*
Roach: Alice Knight has no idea what she's getting herself into when she gets into the ring with me. I'm going to bust her fucking face in so she never talks again, that's what I do to fucking idiots who talk shit. She won't be saying anything after I hit her with the D.O.A....if that doesn't finish her then I'm going to choke her the fuck out and toss her body out of the ring where it belongs. Alice thinks I'm an idiot, well she might be right with that. I did fuck over my full-out scholarship to go to Michigan University to play football. I was stupid, I got caught beating the shit out some drunk who was talking shit to me. Yah I spent 5 years in jail for that but who cares, it made me the man I am right now and that is the most fierce wrestler in this business!
Slater Kain: This bitch has no idea what she's getting her self into.
Roach: No shit Slater! I said that about 5 mins ago. What kind of chick live's in her car ? does she have a bad drug habit if she has no money left to get a fucking motel room. She reminds me of Oscar the Grouch, she a green angry piece of shit living in a garbage can.
*Roach stops walking and walks into the variety store to their right. Roach is in there for 2 mins before reappearing with two 40's of beer as he hands one to Slater. The two men begin to walk again down the main strip. Slater takes a swig of his beer and looks at the bottle.*
Slater Kain: Why the fuck does the US have the worst beer in the world, this shit taste just like water. Like what the fuck man!
Roach: American's can't handle or drink like us Canadians, I mean look at that fool George Lopez he was in our home town two weeks ago and was hammered out cold on the casino floor. After I beat Alice down to a bloody pulp I will make sure we have some good Canadian beer to celebrate my easy victory.
*Roach takes a swig of beer and follows up with a puff of his cigar.*
Roach: This bitch Alice has no idea how fucked up I am in the head and how I won't take it lightly on her at all. I'm fucking Canadian, no one is more crazier than us.
Slater Kain: Well there is the Japanese!
Roach: Fuck off Slater! I'm going to take her out to the parking lot at Black Out 2 and go up to whatever kind of vehicle she is driving now and smash her face through the window. I might even toss her in the trunk so she can have a nice nap. I'm going hardcore mafia style on this stupid fuck, The Family is more than welcome to join in on all this fun I'm going to have with Knight.
Slater Kain: That's what I like to hear, go fucking soprano style on her.
Roach: Fucking right I'm going Soprano style on her! ill bust her knee caps with a bat then maybe bust the rest of her body with the bat.
*Roach slams the rest of his beer before tossing the bottle in the air behind him, seconds pass before the bottle is heard smashing.*
Roach: Fuck that went down way to fast, that's how fast I'm going to win the hardcore match. This is going to be soooooo easy for me, she has no chance at beating me at all. What kind of idiot challenges me to a match let alone a hardcore match.
*Right when Roach is finished talking a homeless man approach's Roach and Slater holding a cup out asking for change.*
Slater: I've got some change for you.
*Slater reach's in his pocket acting like he's pulling out money, he puts his hand in the cup pulling out a few american dollar bills. The homeless man didn't see Slater steal from him, Roach smashes Slater in the chest with a back hand.*
Roach: What the fuck are you doing Marv?
*Slater looks stunned.*
Slater Kain: Why the hell did you call me Marv?
Roach: Well your acting like the Stickey Bandits from Home Alone 2. Put that man's money back in the cup, we don't want to be doing anymore damage to Alice Knight's family.
*Slater puts the money back into the cup.*
Roach: Good now let's be on our way fool!
*Roach and Slater begin to walk as the homeless man approaches the couple walking behind them.*
Slater Kain: That was going to get us some beer.
Roach: We don't steal from homeless, especially from Knight's uncle. I got lots of money on me, let's go into this Irish Pub here and celebrate St.Patty's day.
Slater Kain: I'm down with that!
*Roach and Slater enter the Pub as the scene fades to black.*
