Post by Alice Knight on Mar 12, 2014 0:36:19 GMT -5
Scene opens up with a wide shot inside a cheap looking motel lobby. We see Alice Knight in a OCW t-shirt, most likely given to her or found, and purple yoga pants, more of the same. She lays out her yoga mat next to her laptop and miniature ant farm.
Motel Manager- Okay…20 bucks… for 20 minutes. And then get out or rent a room for the night. Okay missy?
Alice salutes him. She sits on the mat and holds up her ant farm.
Alice Knight(to the ants)- Okay guys. I don’t have time to name you all again, today. I wish all I had time for was to just name ants, and cool and clever ones too, not just the obvious names. Like Ant-thony. Anty. Aunt Ant. Anty Richter. And it goes on and on. Hell I wish when I die, I could be reincarnated as a million of ants. Then if someone steps on one of me, it doesn’t matter, because there’s way more of me where that comes from…(she laughs, kisses the glass of the ant farm and sets it down)… okay, time to go to work. Friggin’ yoga work outs… such a waste of time… I’m already in good enough shape and healthy…
Alice lays down and lights up a cigarette as she stretches. As she changes positions, a young boy enters the lobby and notices Alice immediately.
Kid- Hey, you’re Brianna Casablanca’s tag team partner… that’s so cool… I’m the motel managers son. We’re going to see the Massacre show on Monday. My dad and I. We can’t wait.
Alice Knight(eyes closed and gives him a thumbs up)- Cool beans…
Kid- I love you two together. Thought 4 Food. Such a cool name. How did you come up with it?
Alice Knight(smiles at the kid)- Good question… that’s all Brianna. She’s like a genius. See I have this eating disorder… also known as… no money for food A.K.A. starving. And she’s like a real life doctor. So she put two and two together… but me, I like to think the name of the team as if it were a human being. Brianna hates it when I put it this way… but… it’s like this. Now, the head, which would be Brianna, is the leader of the team, which is me, the body. Makes sense? (kid shakes his head ‘no’) When Brianna feeds herself, or ‘the head’, some of the food is bound to dribble down her chin and gather there. And then I get to feed off all the tasty food morsels that are crusting there. Follow?
Kid- That makes no sense…
Alice Knight(waving him off) Bah… Be gone with him.
Kid- What are you doing?
Alice Knight- Raping small children… what does it look like… Yoga…
Kid- What’s yoga? Yogurt?
Alice Knight-(she laughs to herself) You don’t know what yoga is? (giggles)… Yogurt… I like my yogurt with granola… or with strawberries at the bottom… (giggles) FroYo… Yoplait … it’s better for you than ice cream… Jello mold…
Kid- I… don’t understand what you’re talking about…and I like ice cream…and I hate jello…
Alice Knight- Come on, there’s always room for Jello. (laughs)
Kid- You’re weird… so who are you facing this week at Massacre? And do you plan to get revenge on the family. I mean they really kicked your butt last Monday.
Alice Knight- One thing at a time, kid. Firstly, yoga is like an exercise, kid… meditation…vanishing all your thoughts… relaxing the mind and body. It’s a little hard to do now, with my body and head being so damn sore from that beating from The Family and being bothered by annoying children, not naming names or anything. (rolls her eyes towards the kid) … but I know Brianna will have something to say to the family. And I’ll be right by her side if she needs me to be. My focus isn’t so much on every family member, even though they all deserve a good beating. But my attention is on that damn Roach for what he did to my home/car. And I don’t know if you heard, but at Black Out 2, I’m gonna get Roach all for myself. But that’s another story for another time. As for my opponents in the fatal four way? Mia Stone. Angelle Laree and THE Harlequin. One is a babe, one is a lethal wrestling technician and one is a psycho clown lady. I don’t know who to be worried about the most… but you don’t really care do you and that… and… Oh! Which reminds me… I need some meditation music… to get in the mooooood.
She goes to her laptop and presses enter. A smoothing song plays. Alice grunts angrily and presses enter again skipping the song to where ‘Drivin’ Wheel’ by Foghat plays.
Alice Knight(bobbing her head)- Yeeeeeah. Peaceful stuff. “Feeling good… can’t be real… something, something, my drivin’ wheel…” Yeah, kid this is how I get in shape for my in ring matches… it’s really good and healthy for you, ya know?
Alice leans over and takes a drag from her cigarette, coughs and takes a shot of cheap whiskey from a paper cup nodding her head as she stretches.
Kid- So you know Brianna, right? I hope everything is okay with her. She is really inspiring to me. I love her. Do you think I could get an autograph from her… and one from you… I guess…
Alice Knight moves into another position, this time on her shoulder and neck, with her legs crossed in the air. She holds her back with one hand, and then reaches out towards the kid with the other.
Alice Knight(holding out hand)- 40 bucks… 40 dollars… 40 bucks….
Kid- I don’t have 40 dollars…
Alice Knight(laughs)- Well how much you got?
Kid- Um, 10 dollars… but it’s in my room…
Alice Knight(sighing and sits legs crossed)- Well go get it, bring me some toast while your at it, buttered, and I’ll hook you up… and hurry… (the kid runs to his room) Freaking kids. Ugh. I need to go back to my research on my opponents for my first fatal four way match on Massacre this week anyway. Three opponents. And I thought the battle royal was rough, at least there you just have to throw someone over the top…
Alice holds her back in pain and moves over infront of her laptop. She types on the keyboard and enters the OCW official website. She checks the roster page and clicks on Mia Stones page.
Alice Knight- Mia. Mia. Mia. You sexy, wrestling, bitch. Well I hate to call you a bitch… but damn, girl. By the look of your photo alone you could do some serious damage to me and the other girls. Damn. And your finisher a (squints) a elevated double chicken wing face buster? I mean… I don’t even know what that is… but it sounds devastating and sounds impossible to get out of when applied. Shit. And then there’s… (she clicks on Angelle’s page) Angelle… from Paris. Wow I always wanted to go there and see the CN Tower. No idea who the masked guy is in her profile picture… hmmm… that could get confusing if he gets involved. And then there is The Harlequin. The newest OCW starlet. No… profile… but… I don’t trust her. Clown make up? In the year 2014? Something odd about that. She’s almost as worse than Roach with all of her silly make up on… well not almost, but still. To each their own I guess… She’s also from the New York area. That’s cool… But something tells me she’s from the other side of the tracks. The other side where she will stab you for a sandwich or something… I’d know… because if I lived there… I would stab anyone for a sandwich. Good side or bad side of town. I’ be getting that sandwich. But I’m so pumped from last Monday. That beating really got to me. And what Roach did… I think I have a strong chance to walk out of Massacre this week and prove I’m no joke… well not a complete joke anyway…
The kid returns with toast and a ten-dollar bill in his hand. Alice immediately stands up and quickly grabs the buttered piece of toast and gobbles it down without chewing, almost like a gannet. She then grabs the ten and stuffs it down her pants.
Alice Knight- Good work kid, where did you get the money?
Kid- I stole it from my parents.
Alice Knight- Niiiice. I mean. Wrong. You're suppose to love thy mother and father. It's right there in the bible, right after the part about stoning gays. But anyway, I’ll hook you up with some autographs at Massacre this week. Come to the back, look for Scruff the referee and he’ll lead you to me. He knows the deal. Just don’t mention the ten dollars or toast to him. He usually depends on a cut of the deal. (smiles at the kid and taps him on the head) So do you think I stand a chance against, Mia, Quin and Angelle? You think I can take’em?
Kid- Of course. Roach on the other hand… I don’t know. The way they through you around on Massacre… buuuuut I think with Brianna’s training and motivation you can probably handle him.
Alice Knight- Aww, thanks kid. I never did get your name…
Kid- It’s…
Alice Knight(turning away from the kid shrugging)- NEVER GOT THE KIDS NAME!
She starts picking up her things as the motel manager comes back with an old straw broom shouting “20 MINUTES!” and swatting Alice with it. Alice grabs her ant farm, laptop and mat and is forced out of the exit of the lobby as the kid looks on in confusion. Alice stands outside in the cold looking in at the kid. She waves to him and turns around. Noticing a Arby’s across the street. She quickly grabs the ten dollars out of her pants. She picks up her gym bag and other stuff sitting outside by the garbage can and proceeds to wobble carrying her stuff towards the restaurant. The scene fades out.