"After the heinous events of last night perpetrated by our general manager, I have taken it upon myself to take action. So after a phone call with Mr. Buffet earlier today, we both agree that Marcus should be punished for he completely biased and violent behavior. With this said, Marcus will be fined $50,000 and must attend number of mandatory anger management classes equaling to 10 hours. We hope that this will teach Mr. Welsh not to attack OCW employees and to control his anger in the future.
We also would like to apologize to Detective Puffer for the mistreatment and abuse he received at the hands of Mr. Welsh. We wish Mr. Puffer a speedy recovery."
"The office of Mr. Zybala is proud of Mr. Welsh for taking steps to better himself. If he is having financial troubles, Mr. Zybala is more than happy to help him."
"The office of Mr. Zybala is proud of Mr. Welsh for taking steps to better himself. If he is having financial troubles, Mr. Zybala is more than happy to help him."
Direct quote from Welsh "Help ME financially? What kind of a deal did we sign this guy to?!"
"Mr. Welsh has come in today for his first official session of anger management. I can't say much, but I can tell you that my tie was missing by the time he left. No further questions."
"Mr. Welsh has come in today for his first official session of anger management. I can't say much, but I can tell you that my tie was missing by the time he left. No further questions."
Direct quote from Zybala. " 'No further questions?' This statement brings all sorts of further questions! Did he rip your tie off and try to strangle you with it? Did you take it off because it got too hot in your therapy office and he stole? Do we now have klepto to worry about? Did you just misplace it after taken it off!?! The future of Marcus's career is at stake, man!"