Post by roach on Feb 27, 2014 19:13:50 GMT -5
*Scene opens up where we left off.*
Slater Kain: Umm! we're in the states we can get it anywhere.
Roach: Fuck then go to the closes place cause I could sure go for a cold one.
*Slater Kain pulls into a parking lot where a variety store is at, Slater pulls into a parking spot. Red and blue lights flash in the rear view mirror, Roach and Slater look at each.*
Roach: FUCK!
*The cop is seen get out of his cruiser and makes his way towards Roach's car.*
Slater Kain: Man I'm freaking out, hide or eat the weed man.
Roach: Fuck you! I'm not eating my stash you idiot. Just be cool and don't freak out like your doing right now. Just play it cool Slater, you got this one.
*The officer knocks on the window as the sweaty Slater slowly rolls the window down.*
Slater Kain: Yes officer, what can I help you with ?
Officer: Well son you forgot to turn your turning signal on when you pulled into this parking lot.
Slater Kain: I'm sorry officer its been along day, we just left the hospital. My friend beside me here who's car I'm driving had to get fixed up.
*The officer leans down and peeks his head in the window and takes a look at Roach.*
Officer: Well will I be damned, Roach how are you doing you crazy son of a bitch!
*The officer reaches in and gives Roach a hand shake.*
Roach: Sorry officer but do I know you?
Officer: Not at all buddy, unless you've seen me on the show cops before cause I have made a few arrests on there. No I'm just a big fan of OCW and yourself sir, my son and I stream Monday Night Massacre every week. I thought you had a one hell of a match at Resurrection, you took it too bozo the clown.
*Roach laughs.*
Roach: Why thank you officer, I'm happy that you guys liked it. I didn't think the OCW had that big of a fan base.
Officer: Shit everyone in the police station watch's OCW, we make bets every week. You my friend have won me around three hundred dollers.
Roach: Well your welcome officer, so is there anyway we cannot get this ticket your about to write us ?
*The officer smiles.*
Officer: Well sure there is, all I want is a couple autographs from you for my son and I.
Roach: Done deal, you got paper and a pen.
Officer: Of course....
*The officer hands Roach the paper he writes tickets on and a pen. Roach signs the tickets and hands it back to the excited officer.*
Roach: There you go officer, one for you and one for your son.
Officer: Thank you so much! little Leroy is going to be excited. You two have a good day and Roach!
Roach: Yes officer?
Officer: You give that jelly doughnut Danny B hell!!!!!
Roach: Oh I will def give that little punk hell and show him why he doesn't deserve to be in this business.
Officer: That's what I like to hear, now you boy's run along now.
*The officer walks to his car and drives away waving at Roach and Slater.*
Roach: Fuck that was a close one.
*Roach opens the glove box and pulls a joint out of his tin container where he keeps his stash. Roach lights the joint.*
Slater Kain: So you go ahead and spark a joint right after we just talked to a cop.
Roach: Fuck yah! that was a close one Slater and we got away with it, good thing he's a big time fan.
*Roach takes another toke of the joint as Slater stares the joint down.*
Slater Kain: Are you going to pass that joint or what?
Roach: Fuck that! I'm going to sit here and smoke my mother fucking weed and watch you glaze at it. I will let you hit it right when you run inside and grab us a couple 24's for the ride to Texas.
Slater Kain: Done deal.
*Slater hurries out of the car and runs to the store.*
Roach: I'm def going to have this joint done by the time that fool gets back to the car.
*Roach reclines back in his seat and closes his eyes while taking a puff of the joint. Then trunk of the car is heard shut, Roach pops up and looks back but then Slater opens the driver door and sits down. Roach looks at Slater in shock.*
Roach: What the fuck was that, how the hell did you just do that ?
*Slater Kain grabs the joint out of Roach's hand and puffs on it.*
Slater Kain: It's crazy the things you will do for something you want.
*Slater smiles at Roach as he looks in shock still.*
Slater Kain: Now lets make our way to Texas so you can beat the shit out of that no name Joe blow you have to fight on monday.
Roach: Fuck that goof, I still want my taco bell though.
*Slater Kain laughs as the screen slowly fades to black.*
****TO BE CONTINUED****
Slater Kain: Umm! we're in the states we can get it anywhere.
Roach: Fuck then go to the closes place cause I could sure go for a cold one.
*Slater Kain pulls into a parking lot where a variety store is at, Slater pulls into a parking spot. Red and blue lights flash in the rear view mirror, Roach and Slater look at each.*
Roach: FUCK!
*The cop is seen get out of his cruiser and makes his way towards Roach's car.*
Slater Kain: Man I'm freaking out, hide or eat the weed man.
Roach: Fuck you! I'm not eating my stash you idiot. Just be cool and don't freak out like your doing right now. Just play it cool Slater, you got this one.
*The officer knocks on the window as the sweaty Slater slowly rolls the window down.*
Slater Kain: Yes officer, what can I help you with ?
Officer: Well son you forgot to turn your turning signal on when you pulled into this parking lot.
Slater Kain: I'm sorry officer its been along day, we just left the hospital. My friend beside me here who's car I'm driving had to get fixed up.
*The officer leans down and peeks his head in the window and takes a look at Roach.*
Officer: Well will I be damned, Roach how are you doing you crazy son of a bitch!
*The officer reaches in and gives Roach a hand shake.*
Roach: Sorry officer but do I know you?
Officer: Not at all buddy, unless you've seen me on the show cops before cause I have made a few arrests on there. No I'm just a big fan of OCW and yourself sir, my son and I stream Monday Night Massacre every week. I thought you had a one hell of a match at Resurrection, you took it too bozo the clown.
*Roach laughs.*
Roach: Why thank you officer, I'm happy that you guys liked it. I didn't think the OCW had that big of a fan base.
Officer: Shit everyone in the police station watch's OCW, we make bets every week. You my friend have won me around three hundred dollers.
Roach: Well your welcome officer, so is there anyway we cannot get this ticket your about to write us ?
*The officer smiles.*
Officer: Well sure there is, all I want is a couple autographs from you for my son and I.
Roach: Done deal, you got paper and a pen.
Officer: Of course....
*The officer hands Roach the paper he writes tickets on and a pen. Roach signs the tickets and hands it back to the excited officer.*
Roach: There you go officer, one for you and one for your son.
Officer: Thank you so much! little Leroy is going to be excited. You two have a good day and Roach!
Roach: Yes officer?
Officer: You give that jelly doughnut Danny B hell!!!!!
Roach: Oh I will def give that little punk hell and show him why he doesn't deserve to be in this business.
Officer: That's what I like to hear, now you boy's run along now.
*The officer walks to his car and drives away waving at Roach and Slater.*
Roach: Fuck that was a close one.
*Roach opens the glove box and pulls a joint out of his tin container where he keeps his stash. Roach lights the joint.*
Slater Kain: So you go ahead and spark a joint right after we just talked to a cop.
Roach: Fuck yah! that was a close one Slater and we got away with it, good thing he's a big time fan.
*Roach takes another toke of the joint as Slater stares the joint down.*
Slater Kain: Are you going to pass that joint or what?
Roach: Fuck that! I'm going to sit here and smoke my mother fucking weed and watch you glaze at it. I will let you hit it right when you run inside and grab us a couple 24's for the ride to Texas.
Slater Kain: Done deal.
*Slater hurries out of the car and runs to the store.*
Roach: I'm def going to have this joint done by the time that fool gets back to the car.
*Roach reclines back in his seat and closes his eyes while taking a puff of the joint. Then trunk of the car is heard shut, Roach pops up and looks back but then Slater opens the driver door and sits down. Roach looks at Slater in shock.*
Roach: What the fuck was that, how the hell did you just do that ?
*Slater Kain grabs the joint out of Roach's hand and puffs on it.*
Slater Kain: It's crazy the things you will do for something you want.
*Slater smiles at Roach as he looks in shock still.*
Slater Kain: Now lets make our way to Texas so you can beat the shit out of that no name Joe blow you have to fight on monday.
Roach: Fuck that goof, I still want my taco bell though.
*Slater Kain laughs as the screen slowly fades to black.*
****TO BE CONTINUED****
