Post by roach on Feb 25, 2014 18:17:57 GMT -5
*Scene opens up in Wichita Kansas at a local hospital, Roach is seen limping out with one crutch and holding his ribs. Roach's black dodge charger rolls up to the front of the hospital. Slater Kain is sitting in the front seat, Roach limps over to the passenger side door and slowly opens the door. Roach takes his time getting in the car as his faces squints in pain, Roach finally gets in the car and slams the door.*
Roach: What took you so fucking long bud?
Slater Kain: Had to get the car!!!
Roach: I can see you stopped at McDonalds on the way.
*Slater looks at his lap as there's lettuce all over the place and a double cheese burger wrapper crumbled up on the driver side mat.*
Roach: Thanks for getting me anything punk.
Slater Kain: I can stop and get you something, its right across the road.
Roach: Yah I can see the golden arch's you fuck. No! just get the fuck going so I can spark a joint up. Don't want to do it here with that Carl Winslow looking cop over there. he's just a starring at us.
*Slater puts the car into drive as they make there way out of the hospital parking lot and on to the road.*
Slater Kain: So where we going now bud? where's the next show at?
Roach: I have no idea, Dean hasn't called yet to let me know.
*Right after Roach is done talking his phone rings, Roach grabs his phone out of his pocket. Takes him awhile as he shows that he's in pain with his facial expressions. Roach looks at his phone as smiles as he answers the phone.*
Roach: DEAN! what's up my brotha from another motha ? I've been waiting for you to call. Oh I'm doing good just a little banged up, got some bruised ribs and about 35 stiches but besides that I'm all good my friend. So where are we heading to for Massacre ?........Texas eh! that's what I like to hear, yah I'm good to wrestle. I thought you knew me better than that Dean, I'm fucking Roach! I'm the fucking MAN! So who will I be fucking up this week?.........Yah i'll go for a rip! .........oh I'm fighting The Ripper Danny B. Fuck you had me going bud, but listen i'll holla at you when I'm in Texas and we'll take a couple ladies out for a rip, alright brother you taker easy. PEACE!
*Roach hangs up his phone and reaches for his glove box, he open's it up and pulls out a tin case. Roach opens up the case as it shows around 35 joints in it, Roach grabs one of the fat joints and puts it in his mouth before he sparks it with his all steel zippo lighter. Roach takes a couple tokes before leaning back in his seat in comfort.*
Roach: Now that's what I'm talking about, I needed this. That was one hell of a match that TLS and myself put on for those fans. Dean better be tossing me some extra bucks for fight of the night.
Slater Kain: I'm pretty sure that's only in the UFC.
Roach: Fuck the UFC, I would fuck everyone up in the UFC. Well besides GSP he's the greatest of all time and the best part is that he's Canadian.
*Roach takes some more puffs of the joint before passing it to Slater.*
Roach: So I got this fool Reverend Run to go up against on Monday Slater.
Slater Kain: I'm pretty sure his name is "The Ripper" Danny B.
Roach: Fuck I really must be high if I didn't even get his name even close. This is some good as shit brother, where di you get it?
Slater Kain: That's my stash from back home.
Roach: That's why its so good cause its Canadian. So we're heading towards Texas bud, you can bag your self a tree shaker!
*Slater takes a puff before passing it back to Roach.*
Slater Kain: What the fuck is a tree shaker?
Roach: Are you serious? A tree shaker is a name for a big alligator when your hunting them. That's what we call bigger women back home, you must not watch Swamp People eh?
Slater Kain: Never heard of it.
Roach: Fuck bud your missing out. Why the fuck are we talking about this shit anyways I need to be thinking about who I'm fighting. Never heard of this guy before, I wonder why they call him the ripper. I wonder why he's even in the OCW and I wonder why Dean would even put me in a match with this chump. Whatever it doesn't matter cause at the end of the day I will be standing in that ring once again victorius.
*Roach smokes the rest of the joint before tossing the roach out the window.*
Roach: Fuck I'm hungry, when you see the first Taco Bell pull in there. I got a craving for a chessey g and a fries supreme, got the fucking munchies. Also we're out of beer so when you see the first beer store pull in there.
Slater Kain: Umm! we're in the states we can get it anywhere.
Roach: Fuck then go to the closes place cause I could sure go for a cold one.
*Slater Kain pulls into a parking lot where a variety store is at, Slater pulls into a parking spot. Red and blue lights flash in the rear view mirror, Roach and Slater look at each.*
Roach: FUCK!
****TO BE CONTINUED****
Roach: What took you so fucking long bud?
Slater Kain: Had to get the car!!!
Roach: I can see you stopped at McDonalds on the way.
*Slater looks at his lap as there's lettuce all over the place and a double cheese burger wrapper crumbled up on the driver side mat.*
Roach: Thanks for getting me anything punk.
Slater Kain: I can stop and get you something, its right across the road.
Roach: Yah I can see the golden arch's you fuck. No! just get the fuck going so I can spark a joint up. Don't want to do it here with that Carl Winslow looking cop over there. he's just a starring at us.
*Slater puts the car into drive as they make there way out of the hospital parking lot and on to the road.*
Slater Kain: So where we going now bud? where's the next show at?
Roach: I have no idea, Dean hasn't called yet to let me know.
*Right after Roach is done talking his phone rings, Roach grabs his phone out of his pocket. Takes him awhile as he shows that he's in pain with his facial expressions. Roach looks at his phone as smiles as he answers the phone.*
Roach: DEAN! what's up my brotha from another motha ? I've been waiting for you to call. Oh I'm doing good just a little banged up, got some bruised ribs and about 35 stiches but besides that I'm all good my friend. So where are we heading to for Massacre ?........Texas eh! that's what I like to hear, yah I'm good to wrestle. I thought you knew me better than that Dean, I'm fucking Roach! I'm the fucking MAN! So who will I be fucking up this week?.........Yah i'll go for a rip! .........oh I'm fighting The Ripper Danny B. Fuck you had me going bud, but listen i'll holla at you when I'm in Texas and we'll take a couple ladies out for a rip, alright brother you taker easy. PEACE!
*Roach hangs up his phone and reaches for his glove box, he open's it up and pulls out a tin case. Roach opens up the case as it shows around 35 joints in it, Roach grabs one of the fat joints and puts it in his mouth before he sparks it with his all steel zippo lighter. Roach takes a couple tokes before leaning back in his seat in comfort.*
Roach: Now that's what I'm talking about, I needed this. That was one hell of a match that TLS and myself put on for those fans. Dean better be tossing me some extra bucks for fight of the night.
Slater Kain: I'm pretty sure that's only in the UFC.
Roach: Fuck the UFC, I would fuck everyone up in the UFC. Well besides GSP he's the greatest of all time and the best part is that he's Canadian.
*Roach takes some more puffs of the joint before passing it to Slater.*
Roach: So I got this fool Reverend Run to go up against on Monday Slater.
Slater Kain: I'm pretty sure his name is "The Ripper" Danny B.
Roach: Fuck I really must be high if I didn't even get his name even close. This is some good as shit brother, where di you get it?
Slater Kain: That's my stash from back home.
Roach: That's why its so good cause its Canadian. So we're heading towards Texas bud, you can bag your self a tree shaker!
*Slater takes a puff before passing it back to Roach.*
Slater Kain: What the fuck is a tree shaker?
Roach: Are you serious? A tree shaker is a name for a big alligator when your hunting them. That's what we call bigger women back home, you must not watch Swamp People eh?
Slater Kain: Never heard of it.
Roach: Fuck bud your missing out. Why the fuck are we talking about this shit anyways I need to be thinking about who I'm fighting. Never heard of this guy before, I wonder why they call him the ripper. I wonder why he's even in the OCW and I wonder why Dean would even put me in a match with this chump. Whatever it doesn't matter cause at the end of the day I will be standing in that ring once again victorius.
*Roach smokes the rest of the joint before tossing the roach out the window.*
Roach: Fuck I'm hungry, when you see the first Taco Bell pull in there. I got a craving for a chessey g and a fries supreme, got the fucking munchies. Also we're out of beer so when you see the first beer store pull in there.
Slater Kain: Umm! we're in the states we can get it anywhere.
Roach: Fuck then go to the closes place cause I could sure go for a cold one.
*Slater Kain pulls into a parking lot where a variety store is at, Slater pulls into a parking spot. Red and blue lights flash in the rear view mirror, Roach and Slater look at each.*
Roach: FUCK!
****TO BE CONTINUED****
