Post by ocwnewsline on Jun 7, 2018 11:33:41 GMT -5
What the H?!
Is this true?
Apparently so, HOMO SAPIENS. Hood, OCW's bellicose color commentator and vocal advocate for Alice Knight euthanasia has announced a TRUCE. He is ready to settle the Arby's sized BEEF with the OCW Hall of Famer and former OCW Champion this Monday in Papillion, Nebraska at The Greatest Show on Earth.
"Well when you're fucking cursed by a damn gypsy witch you have to...ya know...you have to, sometimes do things you'd never do. I mean I'm tired of getting stung by ants. I'm tired of having cats trying to crawl into my house. And I'm really fucking tired of hearing owls hooting outside my window, keeping me up at night. Shit's rough. So...yea, it's time to end this once and for all."
When asked HOW the truce would go down, Hood had this to say.
"She's some weirdo animal lover, right? I mean, I'm not talking bestiality - although nothing shocks me with her. I'm speaking in terms of 'oh, save the whales, blah blah blah' that type of crap. So I figured what I'd do is donate a large sum of money, aka next month's stipend for gambling, to refurbishing and reviving a pet store IN Nebraska."
Hood was commended for this act. He followed up with this.
"Yea, sure, whatever, get your fucking hands off me. My one prerequisite before wiring that sum of money was that Alice be there for the grand opening and treated as an honorary guest or whatever the fuck people call it. So she's got the address...the time and the place. And, well, she can do her thing and hopefully lift this gypsy witch curse so I can go back to doing mine."
When asked for further comment, Hood declined. He stated he was jonesing for some Arby's. He opened his car door and a cat jumped out. He lowered his head and shouted, "YOU SEE? WELCOME TO MY HELLISH WORLD!"
Is this true?
Apparently so, HOMO SAPIENS. Hood, OCW's bellicose color commentator and vocal advocate for Alice Knight euthanasia has announced a TRUCE. He is ready to settle the Arby's sized BEEF with the OCW Hall of Famer and former OCW Champion this Monday in Papillion, Nebraska at The Greatest Show on Earth.
"Well when you're fucking cursed by a damn gypsy witch you have to...ya know...you have to, sometimes do things you'd never do. I mean I'm tired of getting stung by ants. I'm tired of having cats trying to crawl into my house. And I'm really fucking tired of hearing owls hooting outside my window, keeping me up at night. Shit's rough. So...yea, it's time to end this once and for all."
When asked HOW the truce would go down, Hood had this to say.
"She's some weirdo animal lover, right? I mean, I'm not talking bestiality - although nothing shocks me with her. I'm speaking in terms of 'oh, save the whales, blah blah blah' that type of crap. So I figured what I'd do is donate a large sum of money, aka next month's stipend for gambling, to refurbishing and reviving a pet store IN Nebraska."
Hood was commended for this act. He followed up with this.
"Yea, sure, whatever, get your fucking hands off me. My one prerequisite before wiring that sum of money was that Alice be there for the grand opening and treated as an honorary guest or whatever the fuck people call it. So she's got the address...the time and the place. And, well, she can do her thing and hopefully lift this gypsy witch curse so I can go back to doing mine."
When asked for further comment, Hood declined. He stated he was jonesing for some Arby's. He opened his car door and a cat jumped out. He lowered his head and shouted, "YOU SEE? WELCOME TO MY HELLISH WORLD!"
