"This is in regards to two things that happened on last nights episode of Massacre. First, in regards to the upcoming "Uber Man:Origins." While the trailer is a bit misleading, I would like to take a moment to correct Misters Hood and Smith. It was NOT a trailer for a movie, but a new Netflix and STARZ episodic series! It will eventually lead into a movie deal that will benefit all parties involved. Also, if there is a character on the show that was based off of anyone on the OCW payroll, expect a nice paycheck.
Second matter of business. I have been keeping my eye on the situation between Matt Meyhu and OCW Champion TIO, and all the run ins and constant attacks and interference of matches. So, while I can't control what happens after the match, I have a say of what happens DURING it. If there is interference from anyone, say like the head of security, they will be suspended without pay INDEFINITELY.
Now, while Marcus Welsh is "technically" above me in terms of authority and I can't suspend him, there is one man who can. I would like to take this minute to announce that I have a meeting with Jimmy Buffet later this week to discuss about applying the aforementioned suspension to Mr. Welsh should he be inclined to interfere.
Thank you for your time and I hope to see you all next Monday at The Greatest Show On Earth."