Late news breaking here Monday evening/Tuesday morning. Kestrel, one of the most promising talents in OCW has sustained significant facial lacerations at the hands of Checkers, Curt Canon's pet monkey. I'm told OCW's medic SLASH mechanic, The Knife Man delivered the devastating news that she would be forced to miss her Caged Ladder Match at The Greatest Show on Earth due to these injuries.
Upon hearing this Kestrel protested. She went straight to Welsh. This put the situation in doubt as Welsh is a HUGE fan of Kestrel. However, when given all the information and time to review said information, Welsh made the right call and removed Kestrel from the match.
So, that begs the question...what's to become of the opener for The Greatest Show on Earth?
Muffles the Bunny! The uniquely charismatic star will replace Kestrel and face Curt Canon in the Caged Ladder Match at The Greatest Show on Earth.
Now that's what I call taking lemons and making Cherry Limeade.
Stay tuned to the newswire...it's PPV week and well you all know how that goes