Post by ocwnewsline on Jun 4, 2018 22:08:10 GMT -5
I've just received word that OCW color commentator Hood had this to say right after Massacre went off the air.
"I'm fucking cursed! Have you ever been cursed? I didn't think so! It's fucking scary, man. Especially when you're cursed by a gypsy witch. This isn't one of those classy, grade A curses. This is one of those cheap ass, WEAK ASS curses you'd find on Craigslist. I'm totally screwed!"
Upon saying this an ant was spotted crawling down the hallway
"YOU SEE! Something has to be done. And I know exactly what that something must be."
When pressed for more, Hood revealed his plan
"I'm going to do the unthinkable. I'm going to offer Alice a truce. Next Monday, in Nebraska...I'm going to bury the hatchet with Alice Knight. In what manner, I'm not sure. But I'll figure it out before another fucking Owl nearly takes my precious head off."
Upon saying that, Hood ducked out of view.
So, a truce? Could it be? Sounds like we'll know more as the week presses on!
"I'm fucking cursed! Have you ever been cursed? I didn't think so! It's fucking scary, man. Especially when you're cursed by a gypsy witch. This isn't one of those classy, grade A curses. This is one of those cheap ass, WEAK ASS curses you'd find on Craigslist. I'm totally screwed!"
Upon saying this an ant was spotted crawling down the hallway
"YOU SEE! Something has to be done. And I know exactly what that something must be."
When pressed for more, Hood revealed his plan
"I'm going to do the unthinkable. I'm going to offer Alice a truce. Next Monday, in Nebraska...I'm going to bury the hatchet with Alice Knight. In what manner, I'm not sure. But I'll figure it out before another fucking Owl nearly takes my precious head off."
Upon saying that, Hood ducked out of view.
So, a truce? Could it be? Sounds like we'll know more as the week presses on!