Power Couple? OCW Newswire Exclusive.

[Alice Knight]

^^Pictured, OCW Hall of Famer Alice Knight with 5 Pug Dogs at the Grand Opening of 'Mini's Pet Store' In Key West.

"OCW Power Couple?" Alice mentioned the rumor of her and The Uber Man as a item at a recent Key West Mini's Pet Store grand opening. Alice was there to cut the ribbon, and while she might have accidentally caused a scene by cutting the tip of the middle finger of one of the stores owners, the event was "Fun." she stated. Alice donated a thousand ants and funded the largest ant farm in recorded history that can only be seen in this Key West pet store. "Ants are like human people. They should be respected and studied just like, um, human babies." Alice said trying to sound smart. But to the main question at hand. "Uber Man? He's kind of adorable, in that sadistic way. He has asked me to his Aunt's for Grilled Cheese. But power couple? Nah. I just hope Josie and Uber can get along. Their match at Massacre this week should be quite wild. Josie is my friend, and Uber... well... until the first date I don't know what we are. But I will be at the OCW arena. That's fo' sho'" Alice said making gang signs. Will Miss Knight be at ringside for her friend Josie Barnes or The Uber Man on Massacre next week. We will find out on that show.

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[The LEO]

~We are shown the interior of a small motel room. Cheaper than a Motel 6. So, let’s call it a Motel 3. Anyway, the shadowy figure of a man sits in a dark corner, his face hidden and blurred. A voice behind the camera (obviously LEO THE HIGH SCHOOL INTERN) asks a few questions~

Leo the High School Intern: Thank you for coming to visit my humble abode, mystery source. Now, I’m told you have some incriminating information concerning one, Alice Knight.

Muffled Voice: I most certainly do.

Leo the High School Intern: Well then, let’s hear it! Oh and you are gonna pay me the fifty dollars for airing this, right?

Muffled Voice: YES. Ahem…anyway, I heard from sources within the Key West pet store that Alice Knight immediately slaughtered all of those pugs seconds after the photo was taken.

Leo the High School Intern: REALLY? What for?

Muffled Voice: Uhh, aren’t you going to comment on how horrible a crime that is?

Leo the High School Intern: Oh yes, of course. WHAT A TERRIBLE CRIME. Somebody should STONE that woman to death or at least to a very nagging shoulder injury.

Muffled Voice: That’s more like it. I’m told they were euthanized for two reasons. One, because she can’t let anything decent prosper. And two…as some sort of gypsy voodoo ritual to increase the OWL population.

Leo the High School Intern: So you’re saying she murdered, in COLD BLOOD, several super cute pug dogs in order to save the owls? Man, that’s so Hood.

Voice Behind the Camera: So Hood

Third Voice: So FUCKING Hood

Muffled Voice: HEY! This is supposed to be ANONYMOUS

~Hood’s face suddenly lunges forward, out of the shadows. The feed instantly cuts out~

[Josie Barnes]

There is no getting along Alice

[The Ubertaker]

May 24, 2018 0:08:09 GMT -5 Josie Barnes said:

There is no getting along Alice

Not with that attitude. I'm more than willing.

[Josie Barnes]

Hmm nope and can't wait to hurt you on Massacre

[Vargas]

I just put 50k on Uber Man. He's gotten into your head, Josie. That's half the battle.

[zybala]

Just got off the phone with Vegas. They have Uber winning at 72 to 1 odds.

[Alice Knight]

Not much of a gambler myself... but i used to like the penny slot machines. And pennies I do have!

[Josie Barnes]

Nothing new with people betting against me

[Treat Cassidy]

Just bust his nose.

[Josie Barnes]

lol That's the plan Treat

[The Ubertaker]

Uber Man: We should get along.

Josie: No. I want to hurt you.

Also Josie: I'm the good guy.

[Josie Barnes]

Not once have I said I am a good guy. I just said I am not the villain you are trying to make me out to be.

[bunnyman]

Do they accept lettuce?

[Josie Barnes]

idk could go see for yourself