"We regret to inform everyone that effective as of this Friday morning, the person known as The Uber Man has been let go from his O.C.W. janitorial duties. However, that does not mean he was let go from O C.W. "redacted", The Uber Man's birth name, will be reassigned as the head of O.C.W.'s transportation division, with a slight pay increase and less chance of bleach killing his brain cells.
This means that The Uber Man is not only the head driver for our stars, but also in charge of making the schedule for and managing the other drivers for our talent. The Uber Man has yet to comment."
I have my own car, and honestly go stick your head in a sharks mouth
As the head of OCW's transportation division, I demand you get picked up from your quarters and taken to the arena in the idiot yellow car I have acquired for you. Failure to comply will result in a very, VERY stern letter. Written by me... In pencil, like the true heroes of old.