Post by zybala on Sept 15, 2017 10:06:54 GMT -5
Oh hi there. How are you today? What brings you to this neck of the woods?? You want rumors about your favorite OCW wrestlers you say? Well I think we here at the Rumor Mill can help you out with that. So pull up a chair, get a nice cup of your favorite beverage and enjoy the show.
Starting us off, we have heard that the only useful manager in OCW, Treat Cassidy, has no desire to post any more episodes of The Midnight Treat. They say that after Treat saw the first edition of our Rumor Mill, he knew he was outclassed and decided to not embarass himself by trying to compete against a better product. We feel he made the right choice.
The Lost Soul proved on the last Massacre that he is in fact the worst special ref in history. After showing blatant favoritism and assaulting one of the competitors, he stormed backstage. One of our sources swears that he had heard TLS muttering "asshole smeared my mascara. Is it a crime to look pretty?" More on this as we get better info.
Due to the devastation of Hurricane Harvey, many people lost their homes and we will keep them all in our prayers. One person who doesn't have a somber attitude about the whole situation is Marcuse Welsh. After weathering the destruction of the first storm, rumors say that Welsh was heading saying that one storm wasn't enough as he was seen packing his car for a trip to Florida. As you know, a second hurricane is heading towards Florida. Supposedly, as Welsh was driving off, he was heard to be playing "Rock You Like A Hurricane" and screaming at the top of his lungs "WEAK ASS THUNDER GOD!!" More on this if Welsh returns alive.
In a rumor that might get us sued for defamation of character, we heard that Tommy Crimson was one of the many brave volunteers to go to Texas to try to help out the victims and survivors of Hurricane Harvey. He was rumored to dive into the waters to help pull make shift boats and rescue people and their pets, all the while running the risk of being attacked by alligators and water moccasins. All of which is a total 180 from the sociopath he portrays himself to be on t.v.
After talks of a chimp versus chimp match, and Perfectly Marvelous being under suspicion of hating elephants, then being heard to be planning a trip to Africa, it has been heard that PETA is basically at OCW's front door, ready to jump into action should any mistreatment of animals happen. In related news, after the fan in the elephant costume ran around the ring on Massacre, OCW has been rumored to increase its fan base in the Furry Community by fifty percent!
Rumors run rampant as it was heard that Matt Meyhu was seen at a bar talking to C.J. O'Donnell. Could they be planning a reunion of The Aptitude? Could C.J. be planning on tossing his current lackeys to the wayside? Was the meeting just Matt asking C.J. parenting advice??? Are they secretly lovers?
We hope to have the answers soon.
After building The Church of Carrington, Brad has been heard to be holding gatherings to teach people how to be better and more confident using the systems in is autobiography. While many thought it was a very dumb idea (his wife), people seem to be flocking to Bradley's home made church. One of them rumored to be Eddie Johnson, or JAM G in the Outsiders version of OCW. Rumor has it that Eddie wants to use Carrington's teachings to get the confidence to leave his pieces of shit family.
After arriving via a personal aircraft at the last Massacre, it has been rumored that many wrestlers have been pestering Ed Houston to fly them to the ring as part of their entrance and offering various sums of money to the Rocket Man to make this happen.
Rumors from Hollywood! We hear that movie legend Corey Feldman is looking to make yet another Lost Boys movie and is looking towards COW's Robert Morbidus to play the Big Bad of the movie. Others that were considered were Crimson and TLS, but the rumor is Feldman didn't think they had the same panache as Morbidus did.
Mike Zybala pissed at Josie Barnes? We hear that our Chief Editor tried to get Barnes to distract TLS backstage to prevent him from interfering with Zybala's match. We all saw how well that went. What will the fall out of this be??
Rumor has it that Curt Canon has been trying to train Checkers in the art of fighting and wrestling in hopes of preparing his chimp for the upcoming battle against Chimpo. Whether all the touching and rolling around on the mat was him training the chimp or something much less innocent and much more gross has yet to be seen. Yet we have heard the match between the two chimps will happen at the next super show. The match type is unknown at the moment.
That's all we have for now folks. We here at The Mill would like to offer our deepest sympathies for all of those effected by the recent hurricanes and wish everyone a speedy recovery and hope for a speedy return to normalcy in their lives. And remember, if you have any rumors that you wanna see in the Rumor Mill, either pm Mike Zybala or email him at Zybala411@gmail.com
Starting us off, we have heard that the only useful manager in OCW, Treat Cassidy, has no desire to post any more episodes of The Midnight Treat. They say that after Treat saw the first edition of our Rumor Mill, he knew he was outclassed and decided to not embarass himself by trying to compete against a better product. We feel he made the right choice.
The Lost Soul proved on the last Massacre that he is in fact the worst special ref in history. After showing blatant favoritism and assaulting one of the competitors, he stormed backstage. One of our sources swears that he had heard TLS muttering "asshole smeared my mascara. Is it a crime to look pretty?" More on this as we get better info.
Due to the devastation of Hurricane Harvey, many people lost their homes and we will keep them all in our prayers. One person who doesn't have a somber attitude about the whole situation is Marcuse Welsh. After weathering the destruction of the first storm, rumors say that Welsh was heading saying that one storm wasn't enough as he was seen packing his car for a trip to Florida. As you know, a second hurricane is heading towards Florida. Supposedly, as Welsh was driving off, he was heard to be playing "Rock You Like A Hurricane" and screaming at the top of his lungs "WEAK ASS THUNDER GOD!!" More on this if Welsh returns alive.
In a rumor that might get us sued for defamation of character, we heard that Tommy Crimson was one of the many brave volunteers to go to Texas to try to help out the victims and survivors of Hurricane Harvey. He was rumored to dive into the waters to help pull make shift boats and rescue people and their pets, all the while running the risk of being attacked by alligators and water moccasins. All of which is a total 180 from the sociopath he portrays himself to be on t.v.
After talks of a chimp versus chimp match, and Perfectly Marvelous being under suspicion of hating elephants, then being heard to be planning a trip to Africa, it has been heard that PETA is basically at OCW's front door, ready to jump into action should any mistreatment of animals happen. In related news, after the fan in the elephant costume ran around the ring on Massacre, OCW has been rumored to increase its fan base in the Furry Community by fifty percent!
Rumors run rampant as it was heard that Matt Meyhu was seen at a bar talking to C.J. O'Donnell. Could they be planning a reunion of The Aptitude? Could C.J. be planning on tossing his current lackeys to the wayside? Was the meeting just Matt asking C.J. parenting advice??? Are they secretly lovers?
We hope to have the answers soon.After building The Church of Carrington, Brad has been heard to be holding gatherings to teach people how to be better and more confident using the systems in is autobiography. While many thought it was a very dumb idea (his wife), people seem to be flocking to Bradley's home made church. One of them rumored to be Eddie Johnson, or JAM G in the Outsiders version of OCW. Rumor has it that Eddie wants to use Carrington's teachings to get the confidence to leave his pieces of shit family.
After arriving via a personal aircraft at the last Massacre, it has been rumored that many wrestlers have been pestering Ed Houston to fly them to the ring as part of their entrance and offering various sums of money to the Rocket Man to make this happen.
Rumors from Hollywood! We hear that movie legend Corey Feldman is looking to make yet another Lost Boys movie and is looking towards COW's Robert Morbidus to play the Big Bad of the movie. Others that were considered were Crimson and TLS, but the rumor is Feldman didn't think they had the same panache as Morbidus did.
Mike Zybala pissed at Josie Barnes? We hear that our Chief Editor tried to get Barnes to distract TLS backstage to prevent him from interfering with Zybala's match. We all saw how well that went. What will the fall out of this be??
Rumor has it that Curt Canon has been trying to train Checkers in the art of fighting and wrestling in hopes of preparing his chimp for the upcoming battle against Chimpo. Whether all the touching and rolling around on the mat was him training the chimp or something much less innocent and much more gross has yet to be seen. Yet we have heard the match between the two chimps will happen at the next super show. The match type is unknown at the moment.
That's all we have for now folks. We here at The Mill would like to offer our deepest sympathies for all of those effected by the recent hurricanes and wish everyone a speedy recovery and hope for a speedy return to normalcy in their lives. And remember, if you have any rumors that you wanna see in the Rumor Mill, either pm Mike Zybala or email him at Zybala411@gmail.com