Post by Just Another Masked Guy on Aug 1, 2017 12:20:11 GMT -5
Meet Eddie. Eddie Johnson is a good man. He works nights in a Toyota Motor Plant and during the day the poor fuck drives a cab. All of this is in order to keep his ungrateful children decked out in the latest fashions while his nagging wife stockpiles a mountain of debt and blames him for not "bringing home the bacon".
His 17 year old daughter runs up her cell phone bill monthly and calls him "Cash Bitch" or "The Money Provider". She no longer calls him Dad and hasn't said I love you in 8 years. She is a recent high school drop out who spends her days shopping with Eddies credit cards and banging neighborhood boys while he sleeps in the next room.
Eddie also has a son. He is 8. This kid could quite possibly be a serial killer. Recently a bunch of neighborhood cats have gone missing under suspicious circumstances.
"Its that evil Johnson boy. I swear it! Being raised by that no good Eddie" Someone blurts out at a town meeting concerning the issue.
Everyone hates Eddie.
Eddie has a medical marijuana card for Irritable Bowl Syndrome and Anxiety. It's a shame he never gets to take his medicine though, his heffer wife and children raid his stash until it's nothing but sticks and stems every single time. That includes the 8 year old psychopath. Recently suspended for "blazin' wit the homies" on the playground. Eddie is sick, depressed and losing control and his family doesn't care.
"Eddie Johnson. You need to man up and take care of your responsibilities" she'll scream at him.
"My Eddie is a no good deadbeat. He'll never make anything of himself. I've been carrying him for years" She gossips at the salon.
In reality she sits on her ass ordering worthless shit from the shopping channel all day on her hard working man's dime.
While on a walk by himself one Florida evening, Eddie spotted a flyer that would change his miserable life.
OUTSIDERS CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING.
Emilio's Backyard.
August 1st 2017.
Now he takes it all in with a smile, His bitch wife and whore daughter will no longer phase him. Eddie doesn't care anymore because Eddie has a secret. To some Eddie is a work a day stiff. Just another guy working to support his ungrateful family. But soon he will be known as...
JUST ANOTHER MASKED GUY.
Your soon to be first Outsiders Champion, Eddie Johnson AKA Jam G is the perennial Outsider and Emilios backyard is made for him.
His 17 year old daughter runs up her cell phone bill monthly and calls him "Cash Bitch" or "The Money Provider". She no longer calls him Dad and hasn't said I love you in 8 years. She is a recent high school drop out who spends her days shopping with Eddies credit cards and banging neighborhood boys while he sleeps in the next room.
Eddie also has a son. He is 8. This kid could quite possibly be a serial killer. Recently a bunch of neighborhood cats have gone missing under suspicious circumstances.
"Its that evil Johnson boy. I swear it! Being raised by that no good Eddie" Someone blurts out at a town meeting concerning the issue.
Everyone hates Eddie.
Eddie has a medical marijuana card for Irritable Bowl Syndrome and Anxiety. It's a shame he never gets to take his medicine though, his heffer wife and children raid his stash until it's nothing but sticks and stems every single time. That includes the 8 year old psychopath. Recently suspended for "blazin' wit the homies" on the playground. Eddie is sick, depressed and losing control and his family doesn't care.
"Eddie Johnson. You need to man up and take care of your responsibilities" she'll scream at him.
"My Eddie is a no good deadbeat. He'll never make anything of himself. I've been carrying him for years" She gossips at the salon.
In reality she sits on her ass ordering worthless shit from the shopping channel all day on her hard working man's dime.
While on a walk by himself one Florida evening, Eddie spotted a flyer that would change his miserable life.
OUTSIDERS CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING.
Emilio's Backyard.
August 1st 2017.
Now he takes it all in with a smile, His bitch wife and whore daughter will no longer phase him. Eddie doesn't care anymore because Eddie has a secret. To some Eddie is a work a day stiff. Just another guy working to support his ungrateful family. But soon he will be known as...
JUST ANOTHER MASKED GUY.
Your soon to be first Outsiders Champion, Eddie Johnson AKA Jam G is the perennial Outsider and Emilios backyard is made for him.
