BIG ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FIRST 50 FANS THIS MONDAY

[Marcus Welsh]

OCW's Medic SLASH Mechanic...THE KNIFE MAN...has announced that the first fifty fans to attend this week's Massacre will receive a complimentary Oil Change AND Prostate Exam. What an exciting offer, right?

"We feel it's important to make sure people's bodies and vehicles are cleansed and free of any clogging which could ultimately lead to heart and or engine failure!"

"With the headline match featuring Perfectly Marvelous we anticipate many fans north of forty...the prime age for Prostate examinations!"

"Tommy Crimson has always had a blue collar following. No doubt a free oil change will come in handy!"

Those are a few comments from this afternoon's presser.

So, yea, show up early and get serviced by THE KNIFE MAN

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[The Ubertaker]

What if you're one of the first 50 employees to clock-in at the arena, but you're also a huge fan?

Asking for a friend.

[Marcus Welsh]

Jul 31, 2017 1:31:59 GMT -5 The Ubertaker said:

What if you're one of the first 50 employees to clock-in at the arena, but you're also a huge fan?

Asking for a friend.

FRONT OF THE LINE

[zybala]

I've been camping in front of the doors since last night. I'm getting that free oil change/prostate exam