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Jul 5, 2017 8:05:28 GMT -5
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Post by zybala on Jul 5, 2017 8:05:28 GMT -5
Your prayers have been answered my friends. After its humble beginnings in SFT, then spreading to RWA, STW, and Boardwalk Wrestling, THE Rumor Mill has finally made its way to OCW! Often imitated, never duplicated, and the only one with the hindsight to trademark, THE Rumor Mill is here. No rumor too ridiculous, no story too wild, no moment of privacy too sacred, we try to bring it all to you. Fuck privacy, fuck secrecy, and most of all, Fuck Feelings!
Starting us off is a juicy one. Now the reported story is that Canada's 27th favorite son(you do have the Hart's and a bunch of hockey players to contend with. GO TIM HORTON!!) Ian Bishop wasn't at the last Massacre because he was enjoying the family time and all that heart felt stuff. But is that the truth?? I have it from a reliable source, let call him Pat Uhyem, that TIO was actually back in a rehab clinic trying to shake his cocaine habit. Reports say that after a particularly nasty drug induced episode, he tried stringing up a family members child to beat them like a piñata. The disapproving looks from his family may have been his wake up call. More as this develops.
Has Marcus Welsh really been kidnapped?? Despite the little videos we have been seeing to prove that, we hear that is not the case. Rumor has it that Welsh has been on a cruise of the Mexican islands with a secret male lover whose name isn't available at this time. While being in an onscreen relationship with Annie Alverez, Welsh has been supposedly leading a double life, keeping one side in the closet. We want Marcus to know that it is 2017, not 1967. We accept you for who you are.
Assassin looking for vengeance?? Reports have it that after narrowly losing to Mike Zybala this past Monday, Assassin stormed into Eastern European's office all angry like, demanding a rematch, but left in frustration as he couldn't really understand E.E.'s silly accent. When approached with the idea of a rematch, Zybala simply replied "Weak Ass Finishers" as he proceeded to take 30 ibuprofen to deal with the pain.
Still waiting on Ed Houston to live up to his promise to make a movie musical which chronicals the life of a man trying to become an astronaut set to the music of David Bowie. We have been anxiously waiting for any word on the production of "Major Tom." So disappointed Ed. Weak Ass Promises.
Rumor has it that not only is Matt Meyhu the only person to have actually enjoyed the live action movie DragonBall: Evolution, but in the process of trying to make a sequel which he plans on funding. If this is true, he definitely deserved the superkick Mike Zybala gave him at the end of SSR. Hopefully it knocked some sense into the silly bastard.
Former Boardwalk Director and wrestling legend Jon Stewart has been trying to get a meeting with Welsh and Eastern European. The reason? Stewart is once again trying to pitch the idea of his infant division in wrestling. Despite people telling Jon for years that it's a horrible idea, the man also known as Ataxia thinks that a division of 1-3 Year olds is an untapped gold mine; the fucking lunatic.
Is Bradley Carrington the worse teacher ever?? Yes, yes he is.
Rumor has it that PETA has its eye on OCW. Apparently the animal hippies heard about Checkers the monkey being on a pole or something, and have been up in arms about this "animal cruelty." No word from current owner of Checkers, C.J. O'Donnell. Relatedly, O'Donnell has been heard to now have his eye on Chimpo the Chimp to add to his growing (these are reportedly HIS words, not ours. The sick bastard.) "Monkey Harem." If that means what we think it means, we can do nothing but side with PETA to protect the bottoms of all primates.
Before he was "kidnapped", it was rumored that Welsh was in the midst of trying to sign the disco dancing machine, "All That Man" Shadow Dancer. If this is true, the very foundation of OCW would quake at the addition of the blatantly flamboyant superstar who many suspect is gaayyywait a minute. Welsh rumored to be on a cruise with a male lover, Shadow Dancer supposedly signing with OCW, MY GOD!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!
With Zybala being revealed as one of the Hoods Figures, people are trying to figure out who the others were. Rumor has it that one of the hoods happens to be Juliet Brookes. She was an on again off again tag partner and enemy of Zybala in their Boardwalk days. Many say that them signing to OCW around relatively the same time frame is more the just coincidence. Only time will tell.
That's all we have for you folks at this time. But we will have more, especially when we get to know all of you a little bit more. And if you have any rumors that you have heard yourselves, you can PM Mike Zybala and we will see if it's Rumor Worthy. Or OOC, if you wanna start crap with someone in character or help move a feud along, spreading rumors is a good way to do it.
Starting us off is a juicy one. Now the reported story is that Canada's 27th favorite son(you do have the Hart's and a bunch of hockey players to contend with. GO TIM HORTON!!) Ian Bishop wasn't at the last Massacre because he was enjoying the family time and all that heart felt stuff. But is that the truth?? I have it from a reliable source, let call him Pat Uhyem, that TIO was actually back in a rehab clinic trying to shake his cocaine habit. Reports say that after a particularly nasty drug induced episode, he tried stringing up a family members child to beat them like a piñata. The disapproving looks from his family may have been his wake up call. More as this develops.
Has Marcus Welsh really been kidnapped?? Despite the little videos we have been seeing to prove that, we hear that is not the case. Rumor has it that Welsh has been on a cruise of the Mexican islands with a secret male lover whose name isn't available at this time. While being in an onscreen relationship with Annie Alverez, Welsh has been supposedly leading a double life, keeping one side in the closet. We want Marcus to know that it is 2017, not 1967. We accept you for who you are.
Assassin looking for vengeance?? Reports have it that after narrowly losing to Mike Zybala this past Monday, Assassin stormed into Eastern European's office all angry like, demanding a rematch, but left in frustration as he couldn't really understand E.E.'s silly accent. When approached with the idea of a rematch, Zybala simply replied "Weak Ass Finishers" as he proceeded to take 30 ibuprofen to deal with the pain.
Still waiting on Ed Houston to live up to his promise to make a movie musical which chronicals the life of a man trying to become an astronaut set to the music of David Bowie. We have been anxiously waiting for any word on the production of "Major Tom." So disappointed Ed. Weak Ass Promises.
Rumor has it that not only is Matt Meyhu the only person to have actually enjoyed the live action movie DragonBall: Evolution, but in the process of trying to make a sequel which he plans on funding. If this is true, he definitely deserved the superkick Mike Zybala gave him at the end of SSR. Hopefully it knocked some sense into the silly bastard.
Former Boardwalk Director and wrestling legend Jon Stewart has been trying to get a meeting with Welsh and Eastern European. The reason? Stewart is once again trying to pitch the idea of his infant division in wrestling. Despite people telling Jon for years that it's a horrible idea, the man also known as Ataxia thinks that a division of 1-3 Year olds is an untapped gold mine; the fucking lunatic.
Is Bradley Carrington the worse teacher ever?? Yes, yes he is.
Rumor has it that PETA has its eye on OCW. Apparently the animal hippies heard about Checkers the monkey being on a pole or something, and have been up in arms about this "animal cruelty." No word from current owner of Checkers, C.J. O'Donnell. Relatedly, O'Donnell has been heard to now have his eye on Chimpo the Chimp to add to his growing (these are reportedly HIS words, not ours. The sick bastard.) "Monkey Harem." If that means what we think it means, we can do nothing but side with PETA to protect the bottoms of all primates.
Before he was "kidnapped", it was rumored that Welsh was in the midst of trying to sign the disco dancing machine, "All That Man" Shadow Dancer. If this is true, the very foundation of OCW would quake at the addition of the blatantly flamboyant superstar who many suspect is gaayyywait a minute. Welsh rumored to be on a cruise with a male lover, Shadow Dancer supposedly signing with OCW, MY GOD!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!
With Zybala being revealed as one of the Hoods Figures, people are trying to figure out who the others were. Rumor has it that one of the hoods happens to be Juliet Brookes. She was an on again off again tag partner and enemy of Zybala in their Boardwalk days. Many say that them signing to OCW around relatively the same time frame is more the just coincidence. Only time will tell.
That's all we have for you folks at this time. But we will have more, especially when we get to know all of you a little bit more. And if you have any rumors that you have heard yourselves, you can PM Mike Zybala and we will see if it's Rumor Worthy. Or OOC, if you wanna start crap with someone in character or help move a feud along, spreading rumors is a good way to do it.