A Midnight Treat - Highlight Show w/ Treat Cassidy

[Treat Cassidy]

DISCLAIMER: All views and opinions shared on this thread are that of Treat Cassidy, and/or the handler of Treat Cassidy, “Rick”. Opinions are no way affiliated with Online Championship Wrestling, Marcus Welsh, or any other member of OCW management. This is an all in character post.





(Before the show begins, a sick opening with a voice over says all kinds of cool things, a scroller appears reading ‘TREAT’s PIX’ with a superstar of the week, match of the week, and Power rankings are shown.)



SUPERSTAR OF THE WEEK: Matt Meyhu
MATCH OF THE WEEK: Matt Meyhu –vs- The Incredible One
POWER RANKINGS:
1.) Matt Meyhu

2.) Mack O’Connor

3.) Iggy Hardy

4.) Alice Knight

5.) The Incredible One

6.) C.J. O’Donnell

7.) Chad Vargas

8.) Lukas Emery

9.) Damian K’

10.) Jacqui Monroe


Onsite Looking In: Ed Houston, Rebel, Curt Canon, Bob Grenier, PerZag, Bradley Carrington.



Treat’s note: If I could put Mario Maurako and Paul Paras on this list together, I would. They most certainly are deserving a spot on here. While I think that Maurako and Paras are two of the best wrestlers of ALL-TIME - this list is more directed towards singles competition. It is also a "What have you done for me lately" list. If you don't like the list, do something to get put on it.  I say again, this is my opinion, and MY top 10. Your top 10 can be completely different, but that's the beauty of opinions!



(The scene opens to Miami, Florida a mere miles from the site Online Championship Wrestling. Treat Cassidy sits behind a nice expensive looking oak desk. Anyone who owns a colored television knows who Treat Cassidy is. Powerful agent tops the mighty list of hats he bares. Many have seen Cassidy fall off the map as of late, his television appearances are rare. He still represents OCW clients, but back in 1999 he got his start as a talk show host, and that’s what he’s doing. Back to his roots. Treat sits at his desk, dressed in a black three piece suit and tie. To his right sit’s a 76“ HD flat screen and to his left an empty love seat. Behind him is a neon sign behind him reads “A MIDNIGHT TREAT”. This sign looks as if it was taken from an old strip club. Perhaps it was. CLASSIC OCW, BABY! Treat is organizing through his papers, as he looks at the camera and begins to talk.)


Treat Cassidy: Hello and Welcome OCW fans - to ‘A Midnight Treat’ with the one and only - Treat Cassidy! Coming to you LIVE! From the ever beautiful and slightly run down, Miami, Florida! I’ve got a jam packed program slated for you tonight, ladies and gentleman! Essentially two shows in one, we’ve got an amazing super-card to talk about, Stainless Steel Ride, and another great MNM in the books, taking place last Monday, June 26th! Let’s get down to the nitty gritty, shall we? First of all, let me give you a run down of the immediately EPIC STAINLESS STEEL RIDE!!!



 (On the big screen sitting beside Treat, feed from last week’s super-card, as Treat discusses the matches.)

Treat Cassidy: We opened the show with “The Distinguished” CJ O’Donnell defeating an OCW original, the Hall of Famer, Curt Canon! I was really pulling for CC on this one, and unbiased or not, you all know I have a strong distaste for O’Donnell, but I’ll give credit where it’s due, CJ is really working on that Legend Killer moniker. Big win for him!



-In a nasty bloodbath of a match featuring nails, light tubes, and virtually anything else dangerous, “Vicious” Chad Vargas defeated Julliet Brooks after The Stroke AFTER dragging this poor woman through light tubes.



-Alice Knight defeated Bob Greiner in a Birdcage match. This match to me was an upset. I know I know, Alice is a former champion but Bob Greiner is one of the best. Great win for Alice.



-Lukas Emery won the In and Out Lumberjack match for the coveted “Oh Shit” contract. This match was a big letdown for me, but it came down to Emery, Ed Houston, and Josie Barnes. All three have big things lying ahead of them in OCW.



-I probably fanboy’d too HARD for this one, but the two-time Hall of Famers, Perfectly Marvelous consisting of “Marvelous” Mario Maurako and “Perfect” Paul Paras we’re able to defeat The Aptitude, Matt Meyhu and TIO to become TWO TIME - TWO TIME - TWO TIME tag team champions!



-Mack O’Connor defeated Bradley Carrington in a first ever checklist match. O’Connor finished up Carrington’s list, and added The Claymore last minute!



-“Intensity” Iggy Hardy defeated Rebel to become the NEW Savage champion in a balls to the walls imprisonment match!



-Damian K’ defeated Robbie “Aire” Rayder to retain his Ascension championship.



-And lastly, the Main-Event saw “The Marvel” Matt Meyhu win the OCW championship from his stablemate and brother, The Incredible One.




(Treat smiles as he shifts his paperwork and stacks them up neatly banging the bottom of the papers to his desk. The scene cuts to commercial as it comes back on, Treat smiles as big screen now reads ‘RECENT HAPPENINGS’)


Treat Cassidy: Now it’s that time ladies and gentlemen for all the recent going’s on in the OCW world - let’s get down to the nitty gritty, shall we? Whether its big news or not so big news – I’m here to share it with you!


- Regina McKnight, mother of "Dirty" Devin McKnight has reportedly filed lawsuit against Online Championship Wrestling in a sum totaling over 5 million dollars. Welsh and his team of lawyers probably won't even let this one sniff a deposition room, Unfortunately for McKnight, he was already slated to be executed the night of SSR. If OCW did anything, it was give him one last hoorah. Regina should be thankful. Perhaps Devin should of made better choices throughout his young life. Regardless, life is so precious, we should remember Devin McKnight every time we go out under those lights. Say what you want, but he LOVED OCW. He basically died screaming, CLASSIC OCW, BABY!

-OCW Survivor is winding down, with last week's unanimous vote to send CJ O'Donnell packing, we are down to the final 6. The six best names are left still standing. Four former Paradigm tribe and two former Savage. Mario Maurako, Paul Paras, Lurrr, Chad Vargas, Annie Alverez, and Pryde. This game has been cut throat all season long, and with the decisions getting harder it should be tough to see how they navigate through the upcoming weeks. What stands out most to me is the number difference Savage had going into the merge. After The Lost Soul fell on his sword to protect his tribe mates, Paradigm have been unstoppable. Paul Paras has became an challenge beast. That has to paint a target onto The Perfect One's back. I for one cannot wait to see how the end unfolds!


- It is said to be in the works of the signing of quite possibly the biggest across the board wrestling talent since the signing of ‘The Prototype’ also known as John Cena. AJW rookie sensation “The Youth” John Ross LaFountain is in the process of inking a deal with the OCW. LaFountain is the son of the elder John Ross, oil tycoon out of Dallas, Texas. He’s got it all, the look, the skill, sensational on the microphone, the last star trained by Killer Kowalski. If OCW seriously lands this kid, it will be the biggest signing in a long time, if they utilize him as he should be, he will be competing for the World championship within a matter of months.



- Speaking of contracts, I have also received word that former OCW champion, Slim Shady was in contract negotiations with OCW Management to do a one off match at Serial Thrillers in October. Slim Shady has been out of action since the early 2000s!



- With 78% of the Hall of Fame votes, Ian Bishop – professionally known as The Incredible One has made his way into the OCW Hall of Fame. While I personally despise this human being, nothing can be taken away from him regarding his talents and what he’s done for OCW over the years. In my opinion, a few of the names on that HOF ballot need to be added to the HOF without needing to be voted in by their peers. If that’s the case there are a select few that’ll never be enshrined!



- Speaking of Hall of Fame, former OCW wrestler, Tommy Flamer who was once known as “The Insult King” in OCW, simply because he could hurl an F-bomb laced insult at you quicker than you could blink… He is now known worldwide as “The Urinal Cake King of the Midwest”. Flamer is currently trying to gain sales in the southern markets, but the one time laughing stock of OCW is now making millions off… pee! Suffice to say good old Tommy Flamer is doing good for himself. Our phone calls were not immediately returned, so we sent an e-mail to get a word from the Flamer himself, trying to get his thoughts on OCW 2017, he replied back with a simple “Fuck you dirty fucks.” Not sure what that means but hey, Tommy Flamer ladies and gentleman! Alive and well!



- After 15 years of marriage, Chad Vargas and wife Sheila have filed for divorce. Citing irreconcilable differences – we all know how these divorces play out with millions of dollars at stake. Vargas could lose the farm if not careful, including his 62 acre spread, “Vargasland”. It’s unclear what’ll happen, but I’ll keep you all in the loop. What better way to spend your mid 40’s than to play the field?



- The opposite of divorce, my sources tell me Lukas Emery and Josie Barnes are planning a Vegas getaway in August to tie the knot. Emery, one of the up and coming stars of the future, and Josie Barnes, “the Purple VIP” have been dating for quite some time, it should be interesting to see how strong their love is while they are slated to go head to head in the Margarita Mix this summer.



-“Houston….OCW has a problem…..” …The recently debuted “The Rocketman” Ed Houston, lost a nail biter last week to Jacqui Monroe for a shot at the Ascension championship. While The Rocketman came up short, he is going to have a great career in OCW. I personally am very high on this guy – I think he is quite possibly the best ex-Boardwalk alum signed outside Matt Meyhu. I believe his loss to Monroe only makes him stronger. I could see Houston making a serious push toward the Paradigm or Savage championship title race.
 


That’s all I have for news at moment ladies and gents. Now a word from our sponsors.


(The scene cuts to commercial, as it goes through a series of commercials… followed by a Massacre preview show before going back to the show where Treat is still sitting behind his desk. He takes a sip of coffee and presses on. The big screen beside him now reads ‘RUMOR MILL.’)


Treat Cassidy: What would this show be without juicy rumors? The rumor mill is ever spinning today ladies and gents and I’ve got a handful here for you folks. It’s up to you to decipher what’s fact and what’s fiction - but here we go!



- Another Hardy? We all know and love Iggy Hardy. He’s a little sideways and a little crazy, but rumors have been circulating that a younger Hardy cousin may be making his debut in OCW in the near future, Felix Hardy has been wrestling underground, honing his craft for his big break. He is 18 years old and just as big and bad as uncle Iggy. Here’s to hoping drug abuse isn’t genetic…



- Trouble in Paradise for Perfectly Marvelous? These two are as close as Ying and Yang. Wait, are Ying and Yang even that close? “Perfect” Paul Paras and “Marvelous” Mario Maurako have been allies, partners, friends, brothers, but in the past they’ve also went toe to toe a few times. Rumors swirl that not everything is Perfectly Marvelous with Perfectly Marvelous. Could we see this record breaking tag team split up? What would become of the Tag titles? Or are we feeding too much into this?



-Former OCW superstar, Drew Stevenson has just made Assistant Manager at a Winn Dixie in Roldie, Arkansas! Once a standout wrestler juggling 15 promotions at once, has put it all in the rearview mirror. He began a new journey at the grocery store chain. Rumor has it, he can bag 10 bags of groceries in less than 2.5 minutes flat! Paper or Plastic?



-Madyson Carter and Tiffany Prada… LESBIANS? We don’t have much on this except for the photograph of the two getting cuddly at the movie theatre. What’s even weirder than them potentially being lesbos, is the fact that two grown women paid money to watch… CARS 3? I don’t know. Who knows. Maybe this photograph was doctored.



- Annie Alverez done with wrestling? It’s been a few weeks since she’s been in action. Not only a true veteran of OCW, but the girlfriend of GM Marcus Welsh. My sources tell me that Alverez was not happy with the way the Ascension championship situation went down. Personally, I think Annie should have been given a chance to run with it and be our Ascension champion. But, what do I know? Word on the street, Annie begins filming a music video with Lil’ Wayne next month.



-Bob Grenier, “Lopaka” contemplating retirement? After a very dismal 2017 campaign, there have been some backstage grumblings that it’s time Grenier hangs up his boots. Grenier has been in this business for a long time, the former OCW champion looks to the Margarita Mix to reclaim glory of yesteryear. If the JBIMM turns out to be a disaster, I wouldn’t surprise if Grenier does indeed retire. A nifty sidebar, this Jimmy Buffet Invitational may be a stepping stone to some, to solidify their names within OCW, but to Grenier, Vargas, and PerZag this is a big opportunity for them to right their careers and get back to their winning ways. As hot as Mack O’Connor is as of late, I look to those three names to stand tall by the end of this thing come September.



- Ruby Rose, former OCW competitor and ex-girlfriend to CJ O’Donnell knocked up? My sources tell me that after leaving OCW, Rose got close to another OCW quitter, “The Icon” Shawn Rossdale, and after a night in the everglades, KA-BOOM! Let’s just say, we think the Plan B failed. If this is true, let’s hope baby Rossdale-Rose doesn’t quit on its way to utero.



- Robbie “Aire” Rayder suffered a heart breaking defeat at SSR when he lost to Damien K’. In what was perhaps his biggest match within the OCW, he came up shy. Noone should hang their head losing to a superstar of Damien K’ caliber, but a loss is a loss just the same, with his Squires mentor, Jan van der Roost in attendance, it was a tough one to swallow for Rayder. Rumors are circulating that he and Candy will be taking some time off to regroup and come back stronger than ever.



- OCW’s self-proclaimed “Iron Man” CJ O’Donnell is indeed an amazing talent. While his attitude may not be at all likeable, nothing can be taken away from his in-ring skill. My sources tell me that he has been booked at VFC 77 on November 7th, 2018. His opponent has yet to be announced as this match has yet to be confirmed, Violent Fighting Club President and Founder, Whitey Danas said Friday night on MMA-Live, “CJ O’Donnell is an all-around fighter. What he lacks in size he makes up for speed. He’s very savvy in technical wrestling and I would love to see what he can do in the mixed martial arts setting.” More on this as it unfolds. This could get interesting. In the past a few OCW legends have tried their hands at MMA and came out successful.



- The Incredible One busted? TMZ has reported TIO was stopped just outside Homestead, Florida earlier this weekend during a routine traffic stop. TIO was cooperative with officers when asked to search his car. TIO had over $5000 worth of fireworks in the truck. The officers let him go after receiving an autograph from him. Insiders tell me, once away from the police, TIO and his entourage stopped a few miles down the road to check on the 5 Kilos of cocaine he had stashed UNDER the fireworks. I knew it! What’s a Canadian need fireworks for? If this is true, and TIO snuck that much sniff by Florida’s Finest, well, that’s just… too damn incredible!



-Former OCW wrestler, “Loving that Hair” Kestrel, has gotten a tattoo! OMG it’s SO cute! It’s a unifcorn! And it’s… on her lower back! Yes! Kestrel got a tramp stamp! Don’t remember who Kestrel was? Nope! Me either!



Well ladies and gentleman! That’s all I have for juicy gossip for one night. If you have anything you’d like to send into the show, please don’t hesitate to e-mail me or throw me a line on Twitter! Follow me Treat Cassidy !





(OCW Massacre previews show up on the big screen, many different wrestlers promos are shown as well as different highlights setting up this week’s show)


Treat Cassidy: Another great Massacre on deck this week ladies and gentlemen! Jam packed full of goodies! Let me give you a run down!



- Assassin takes on Mike Zybala to open the show. Zybala looks to go 2-0 in the start of his OCW career.



- My man Ed Houston, the Rocketman himself takes on Liam Lee Zua.



- To kick off the Margarita Mix, Mack O’Connor goes head to head with Mark Storm.



- Former OCW champions, Bob Grenier and PerZag go at it.



- Chad Vargas looks to build on his big win over Julliet Brooks at SSR when he takes on “The Iceman” Levi Russow.



- “The Distinguished” CJ O’Donnell takes on Madyson Carter.



- Our Main-Event sees the #1 contendership for the Savage Championship to be decided with Bradley Carrington and Hall of Famer Curt Canon going toe to toe!



Should be a good show ladies and gents, be sure to tune in Monday evening! 8PM on STARZ!


(Scene cuts to another commercial break, and when it comes back on Treat Cassidy is seen sitting at his desk, the big screen has been moved and a chair now sits beside Treat.)


Treat Cassidy: Well folks, it’s my favorite part of the show! I’m sure everybody is just as excited as I am! Tonight, my special guest is one OCW’s hottest talent, filled with talent and over stuffed with confidence, and OD’ing on draft beer… Here he is without any further a due! Mack O’Connor!!!


(“Vagabond” by The Greenskeepers hits as Mack O’Connor comes out. The crowd claps. Cassidy stands and shakes O’Connor’s hand as he walks by. Treat makes a motion as if to say “Please have a seat.” O’Connor takes his seat next to Cassidy’s desk.)



TC: Mack, welcome to the show my friend.



MO: Yep. Happy to be here, I guess.



TC: I’ll try to keep this as unbiased as possible.



(Cassidy laughs, Mack nods. "Whatever".)



TC: Let’s start off easy, we’ve known each other since the EMF days - what brought you to OCW and how does it compare to OCW?



MO: Well, we both remember what kind of shit was going on at EMF. I know I’ve bitched about management being biased here, but EMF management was exponentially worse. Once it became apparent that I hit a plateau there, I took you up on your offer to try out the OCW. It’s a pretty clear cut comparison… EMF, while having some strong fighters, is pretty much the minor leagues compared to OCW. Almost everyone on the roster here is tough. Even the ones that I brush off as garbage are still better than most of the EMF roster. It’s just higher competition here. You know it, I know it. Shit, even Vargas knows it.



TC: Yes, you have known Chad Vargas for a long time, what is your relationship like?



MO: I guess you can call it… Fuck, what’s the term? I think… Frenemy? It’s definitely the love-hate kinda bullshit. There’s a respect there, but there’s also some disdain. I’ve probably crossed fists with him more than anyone else in my entire career. What can I say? He’s a fuckin’ asshole, but we see eye to eye on a lot of things and we’ve been through a lot. But yeah, it’s a real fine fuckin’ line that can be crossed at any time.



TC: You and I have chatted a lot about this over the past few months, getting back to the OCW title has to be the ultimate goal, what does that look like?



MO: Won’t lie… It seems distant. But that doesn’t mean that it’s unobtainable. If anyone can pry it out of the hands of OCW’s oligarchy, it’s me.



TC: Last week’s checklist match against Bradley Carrington was definitely different. What is the craziest match you’ve had and with whom? It can be out of OCW.



MO: Fuck me… That Checklist match was up there… But the one match that really stands out in mind is the three-way match at “Revenge” in 2015. Me, Vargas, and Grenier. If not that, it would definitely be the follow up three-way at “Code of Silence” the following month… Me, Grenier, and PerZag. I’ve had lots of matches, but those two still hold up in my head.



TC: What are your thoughts on TIO, the paradigm championship and your upcoming match with him?



MO: You mean Tartare? What can I say? It’s gonna be a hell of a fight. I can respect the guy for trying to better himself… But shit, his foundation reeks of a bullshit so it’s hard to take it seriously. But the match… Yeah, it’ll be tough. I got the Margarita bullshit every week, so having to take on Tartare on top of that will be complicated.



TC: Can you beat TIO?



MO: Can I beat Tartare? Abso-fuckin-lutely. Will I when the time comes? I guess we’ll just have to see.



TC: I heard someone say the other day, that someone needs to take out the Aptitude. People fail to remember, it was you who beat CJ O’Donnell, it was you who beat TIO in the final process of elimination match, and it was you who beat unofficial Aptitude member Bradley Carrington last week. Does it irk you to be overlooked?



(Mack lets out a laugh.
)


MO: And don’t forget being screwed out of my Savage title to Meyhu… But “Irk” isn’t the word I would use. I find it fuckin’ funny. It’s like being friendzoned.



(He laughs again.
)


MO: But I get it. I could get the job done, and anyone in this organization with a brain knows that. But we know those boys are in with management. Welsh, the European, the works. It’s not a surprise to me that they won’t let me finish the job.



TC: With Perfectly Marvelous’ ever popular victory over Aptitude at SSR, plus CJ turning on Meyhu, where does Aptitude go from here? Are they all but deleted you think?



MO: It would seem to appear that way. But with these guys, who knows. They’re all squabbling like a bunch of fuckin’ children. But tomorrow they might just be suckin’ each other’s dicks again. I feel like the Aptitude is a walking soap opera they’ve created for their own entertainment, while the rest of us are left to groan in disgust… Like when you’re forced to watch your niece’s recital but she’s absolutely terrible. But you can’t say that to her mom.



TC: I wasn’t aware you had a niece.



MO: I don’t.



TC: Oh, HA! Ahem, What’s your take on CJ O’Donnell being next in line at a shot at the OCW title?



MO: Dumb. Dumb as shit. I mean… I feel for the guy. He fought for those Tag Titles, then he wasn’t even aloud to defend them at Stainless Steel Ride due to the “Freebird Rules” bullshit. So the guy had a title stripped from him without even given the chance to defend it. So I feel for him. But as far as him being the guy to challenge Meyhu? Fuckin’ malarkey.



TC: It seems like 3 former champions aren’t in the mix, Grenier, Vargas, and yourself, what are your thoughts?



MO: That’s a rough conversation to have. But if we’re being real? The only surprise is me. I respect Grenier and Vargas, but this simply hasn’t been their year. In OCW’s 2015 run, I lost the World Title and went on a losing streak. So I understand that this shit happens. But we can’t be surprised when they’re both barely holding on to winning records.



TC: You been watching OCW Survivor? What are your thoughts and do you regret not signing up?



(Mack smiles.
)


MO: I watch from time to time. Part of me regrets not signing up… But the bigger part of me also enjoys being able to eat and drink whatever the fuck I want. I think I enjoy sitting on my couch rather than scrounging for firewood.



TC: Who do you think wins it all?



MO: Hard to tell. But I’m pulling for Lurrr.



TC: This Jimmy Buffet Invitational Margarita mix is going to be strenuous. What is the key to going head to head week after week against virtually the same opponents?



MO: Just hard work and patience. I hate to sound like a high school football coach, but a tournament like this takes just that: Work and patience. And, ya know… Maybe a drink here and there to pass the time.



TC: Give me some insight on how you drafted the divisions?



MO: I know the expectation for whoever did the drafting was that they would give themselves the advantage. And to be frank, I think that’s a pussy’s way of handling it. When I step in that ring, I want a fight. So I wanted some good fighters in my division… At the same time, I like to be entertained. We all know how much O’Donnell and Vargas love each other, so that was a gimme. Throw in Barnes and Emery for a little more entertainment. Then I throw in Madyson Carter because maybe O’Donnell will prey on her like he has other women. Long story short… The LandShark division is so I have strong competition. The ParrotHead division is for my own personal entertainment. Call me petty.



TC: Petty? Maybe. Genius? Definitely! You’re a fan for this very moment, you don’t compete in OCW anymore, who is your favorite current roster member and why?



MO: Tony the Spider. I’m definitely a mark for Tony the fuckin’ Spider. Either him or Iggy Hardy. I think the two should Tag Team it up.



TC: Stainless Steel Ride, helluva show wasn’t it? What was the high point in your opinion?



MO: Personally, I enjoyed the fact that I was the only wrestler that was cheered by both the prisoners and the fans. The show itself was a huge fuckin’ hit, but I have to be selfish and say that’s what it was for me: Both sides giving me a nod.



TC: It’s a shame about Devin McKnight, agree?



MO: Fuck him. Got what he deserved.



TC: No love loss there, I respect that. What’s next for Mack O’Connor?



MO: Tartare and the Margarita Mix. The obvious next steps. But after that? Like I said, the OCW title looks rather nice. And it’s about time someone credible fuckin’ held it.



TC: That’s why you're my client, Mack. Straight shooter. You’ve been a real sport here this evening. How about we end this with some word association? 

MO: Why not?

TC: Meyhu



MO: Privileged.



TC: Bishop


MO: Tartare.



TC: CJ O’Donnell



MO: McLovin’



TC: Julliet Brooks



MO: Cute.



TC: Marcus Welsh



MO: Mussolini.



TC: Josie Barnes



MO: Romeo.



TC: Lukas Emery



MO: Juliet.



TC: Paradigm championship



MO: Boring.



TC: Draft beer



MO: Life
.


TC: Onions
 
MO: Layers.

TC: OCW



(Mack smiles.
)


MO: Mine.



TC: HAHA! Mack you are the man my friend! What do you say, you wanna go back to the green room or hang loose with me while I bring out our next guest? You’re gonna have to share the couch, though buddy! Trust me when you see these legs, you’ll make room! Or if you’re anything like you know who you’ll sit centimeters from her and sniff her hair!



MO: I think I’ll stick around. Who can say no to a good pair of legs?



(Treat laughs.
)


TC: ladies and gentleman, let’s take a quick break! We’ll be back after word from our sponsors.



(A Jimmy Buffet Margarita mix promotional video package shows, the new Curt Canon Snickers bar commercial, and a preview of next week’s Survivor is shown. The show comes back to a panned out shot of Treat and Mack chit-chatting, Mack on the sofa, Treat leaning toward him from his desk. A closeup shot of Treat zooms in.)





TC: Welcome back… to “A Midnight Treat” with… yours truly. My next guest this evening is also a OCW champion, and finished 2nd in last week’s Hall of Fame voting, give it up for…. ALICEEE KNGHTTT!!!



(“Electrified” by Dress Bessy controls the soundwaves as Alice Knight walks out from the back to a huge in studio pop. One fan near by throws a stuffed teddy bear at her landing at her feet. Before she can lean down to pick it up, Mack hops up and grabs it for her. With a big smile he hands it to her. She smiles back as the two embrace. Mack scooches down to the other end of the couch as Alice takes a seat next to Treat. Alice and Treat shake hands, and as a true gentleman, Treat kisses her hand.)



TC: Alice! Looks like you have an admirer. A teddy bear! How cute?


AK: I see that! Kind of Em-BEAR-assing... right? Get it? BEAR - embarrassing. It's a pun... But I love the fans...



TC: Fans are great, aren’t they?


AK: They made me the star I am today. If it wasn't for them, I'd be sleeping on dirty diapers and eating out of garbage cans. Now that only happens every other week.



TC: Alice it’s a real pleasure to have you on the show, darling! I feel like we’re once close and now I don’t think we’ve barely said two words to one another in this OCW reboot. But, it’s great to see you!


AK: Treat. Honestly. You have helped me in so many ways in my career. I doubt I'd even have a job today if it wasn't for you backing me up.



TC: Shall we get into the questions? Remember guys…



(Cassidy looks out into the audience.)



TC: I’m known for asking the tough questions! It’s, my tag line after all!



(Mack shakes his head. Alice giggles. Treat looks down at Mack as if saying “What, dude?”)


AK: I wish I had a tagline other than... 'Weird' but if the shoe fits?.. Right?



TC: Anyway! Alice, you left OCW suddenly prior to 2017’s first supercard, Like There’s No Tomorrow. Many speculate on what it was that made you leave. Why the sudden departure?


AK: Once attacked by PerZag and losing the OCW Championship to MJ Bell. I felt like I lost my edge. Lost my train of thought. Honestly not going in to the match with MJ Bell and losing in my moment to shine was too much to handle. I didn't think i could come back. But yet, here I am.



TC: Well, we are all glad you are back in business again! What brought you back?


AK: I needed to come back. The fans are always asking for the return. And as you know i return way too many times. But this time I just needed to for myself. I'm glad i came back even with the medicial issues.



TC: Everyone knows that I’m very high on MJ Bell, but, she came back just to gun for you and your title, then she did the unthinkable and beat you, and then disappeared, why do you suppose?


AK: Did the unthinkable? Not sure about that. But i wish we had a 100% match. Meaning, both of us in our top form. She is amazing. Two time OCW Champion. I don't feel disappointed to losing to such a great wrestler. As for her disappearance. I'm not sure. But she will be back with vengeance. I just hope it's not against me.



TC: I’ve always been close to MJ, but I feel you and I we’re tight once back in 2014, ahem, when I was running the program and representing you, you remember? Ahem, anyway, what is better about OCW in 2017 and what is something you miss about OCW that was in 2014?


AK: I like OCW 2017. The talent is top notch and I'm not considered an underdog anymore. I think back in 2014 i let Brianna carry most of the work load. And i was nothing more than a lackey. But today. I am the one of the top talents. And that's a good feeling.



TC: TransAtlantic champion! Remember that?


AK: Barely (laughs)


MO: Oh, I remember.



(They all share a laugh)



TC: I’ll never live that down renaming that title belt. I still get texts from Not President Dean about it to this very day..


AK: Not President Dean is live and well from what i've heard.



TC: Speaking of Dean, what do you think of Marcus Welsh? Is he better than Dean?


AK: Much better. And better looking to boot. Not a racist thing. Just dreadlocks turn me off in the sack. It's like doing it with the Predator.



TC: Now that you’re back, what’s next for Owl is Night?


AK: That i got to beat Bob Grenier in the bird cage match. That was something special. I really don't know. I'd love to have another run with an OCW title. But knowing me, i'd screw that up too. But we'll see.



TC: What the heck does that even mean? Like, where did it come from?


AK: It means... OWL... aka... me... Alice Knight.... is the NIGHT watchwoman of the wrestling ... and... you know what? I don't know. I wish it was more than just a pun or play on words. But it has made me come close with all kind of OWL organizations around the state. I also met Tom Hanks because of it. Long story short... hand stuff happened. And yeah. I just come to embrace the OWLs and the OWLIES fans. But most credit goes to the fans, Eastern European, I believe and OCW.


MO: I still have the Owlie costume, by the way.


AK: Keep it. It looks good on you!

TC: You are a very weird girl, Alice, you know that buddy? But I think you’re great! I’ve always been very high on you and your in ring abilities. While it may seem obvious what your best OCW personal highlight was, what is your worst lowlight?


AK: Leaving abruptly during OCW's 2015 return? I think that was it. I felt i left everyone hanging, OCW, the fans, the roster and my self down. Or... doing hand stuff with Tom Hanks. That's pretty low.



TC: Eh, Tom Hanks is pretty respectable... Where the heck do you suppose the Dravers Boys went?


AK: I wish i knew. Those boys are legit. They will return in a big way. If they don't i will slaughter an OWL. ... I'll do it.



TC: What’s the story with you and CJ O’Donnell? Lord knows we all remember the picnic.


AK: That was fun. Different. Not use to being chased by boys. But since i moved out of the RV and got a reasonable apartment. It seems they are more interested in me than usual. The picnic was awkward. But CJ has been always super nice and kind to me. Most guys try and knock me out.



TC: So, are you single? Taken? Give us the dirt.


AK: Single. But i do enjoy hanging with OCW's Iron Man CJ Odonnell. He is my friend... And of course... Mack over here. But single. No dirt to give, really.



TC: You know, as I look down the couch there, I can’t help but think you and Mack O’Connor look great together, you’ve had a couple of encounters with Mack over the past few months, what are your thoughts on OCW’s hottest talent?


AK: Mack is and always will be one of the best. I knew it from the get go. I hate to be one of those girls who says 'i told you so' but he has done it and screw it 'I told ya so.' He's awesome.



TC: So maybe a date isn’t out of the question?


AK: A date? That would be interesting.


(Mack again shakes his head. --- Alice winks at Mack)



TC: Ok ok, I’ll stick to wrestling speak. So, Alice, Stainless Steel Ride is now in the books, heck of a show, huh? What was your favorite part?


AK: Everything was amazing. After my match i was pretty out of it. Bob is one tough S,O,B. He's a scum bag but he is a great talent. Brings in 100%. But i knew in the bird cage he'd be my... um... feed. I'm the bird. He's the feed? I dunno. But to answer your question... it was a ALL a great show.



TC: Bob Greiner. I’ve known Bob a few years now, he said some horrible things about you, are you putting it behind you, or is it possible for a Bob/Alice II?


AK: He is scum... but good at what he does. If he wants a rematch... I'll be up for it.



TC: What did you think of the birdcage?


AK: EPIC! Right? It was wild. I pitched an idea to the OCW crew members. And they overwhelmed me with the final product. EPIC!



TC: What is your wildest match? In OCW or out?


AK: It have to be the Bird Cage match. Hard to top that insanity. But going at it with ROACH at BLACK OUT 2 I think really put "Alice Knight" on the map.



TC: Well Alice, lets not be strangers now, huh? Perhaps we will grab some lunch some time soon and discuss some things!?


AK: Right on, duder. Your TREAT! YUK! YUK! YUK!



TC: Yes ma’am, well, let’s end this like we ended the first interview, with a little word association!



TC: Bob Grenier


AK: Canadian Scum. But tough.



TC: MJ Bell


AK: The best when she wants to be.



TC: Mario Maurako


AK: Legend. And a Good body.



TC: Chad Vargas


AK: He has never crapped on me. But I don't like his attitude towards women and race. But with his match with Julliett he can sure as hell back himself up.



TC: CJ O’Donnell


AK: People seem to hate on him. But he has been super cool with me. I dig him.



TC: Mack O’Connor


AK: The big Mack? He's awesome. 100% legit. Awesome wrestler, friend, person.



TC: OCW Title


AK: The greatest. Undeserving of myself. But proud to have held it.



TC: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit


AK: I preferred the LAW and ORDER with Jeremy Sisto and Anthony Anderson.... no?



TC: RV


AK: Best days of my life. Sure. Living in a actually four walls is amazing. But i'll never forget the RV.



Treat Cassidy: HAHA! Alice you’re such a great sport, darling! I’ve had an absolute blast talking to both of you this evening all the while discussing what I love most, professional wrestling! But, they tell me I’m out of time! For Mack O’Connor, Alice Knight, and I - Treat Cassidy, we wish you a wonderful evening and a full week of wrestling lies ahead! See you all next time on A Midnight Treat!



(Billy Squier’s “Everybody Wants You” plays in the background as Treat Cassidy tosses his sharpened no.2 pencil at the camera. He laughs as he leans in and begins conversing with Mack and Alice as the scene cuts to “A Treat Cassidy Production” as the scene fades.)