Not really CD...just self aggrandizement

[Marcus Welsh]

I took a trip down memory lane last night while working on a few MNM matches. I was reminded that I once used Wooderson as a pic base for a wrestler (if you don't know who he is, look it up, now)...and logged into an ancient Angelfire account. I guess it's a good thing I didn't take their advice and I went with an easy as shit password...otherwise I might not have gained access. Anyway, I found a shit ton of old rps. I don't remember writing half of these...I was in a very medicated state back in those days.

I wrote life altering, world changing, ground breaking stuff such as this...

Amsterdam Reporter: That’s great to hear! You are, without a doubt, Amsterdam’s favorite professional wrestler and, by the end of your trip, it could be argued that you might wind up being Amsterdam’s all time favorite American!

Warrick Hill: Well, reporter dude, that would be pretty fucking…

Clearing Throat: Ahem!

~Everyone turns their attention to the loud ‘ahem’ and we see Garrick McGee standing behind all the commotion, looking on. His over-the-top shades are seated neatly on top of his short, gelled fo-hawk. He begins to clap as he slowly starts to approach Warrick and the crowd~

Amsterdam Reporter: Oh, wow…it’s Garrick McGee! Amserdam’s self proclaimed favorite American, here to greet Warrick, I presume?

~Garrick gets a few feet from Warrick and extends his hand for Warrick to shake…Warrick shows a sign of arrogance and refuses to shake Garrick’s hand~

Warrick Hill: Nice hair, ---…sorry, but I don’t know where that hand has been…however, if you give me your mailing address, I’d be more than happy to send you an autographed picture of me on top of your mom.

~A collective ‘oooohhhh’ can be heard throughout the crowd as Garrick tries to laugh off Warrick’s off color remark~

Amsterdam Reporter: Wow, for you viewers at home, I believe the American’s call that getting ‘Punk’d’!

So, anyway...I'm going to leave a few links here.  If anybody is super bored and feels like reading the work of a fucked up college student...go right ahead.  Might learn ya something you'd immediately want to unlearn.
www.angelfire.com/wrestling2/HouseofPain/WGCWARP6.html

www.angelfire.com/wrestling2/HouseofPain/WGCWARP9.html

www.angelfire.com/wrestling2/HouseofPain/WGCWARP10.html

www.angelfire.com/wrestling2/HouseofPain/WGCWARP13.html

www.angelfire.com/wrestling2/HouseofPain/WGCWARP17.html

[Alice Knight]

I LOVE the idea of Wooderson as a pic base. I'm totally gonna read these when i get extra time.