Post by PerZag on Mar 28, 2015 3:57:00 GMT -5
We fade outside of the Rod Laver Arena in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia to a sold out crowd of 14,820. We see outside a huge promotional OCW banner out front of Rod Laver Arena with images of Chad Vargas, Danny B, Bob Grenier, Mack O’Connor & PerZag covering the banner. The writing on the banner says ‘PerZag’s Worthy Show with special guests’. We fade inside Rod Laver Arena to a huge crowd cheering to start off the show. We cut to the announce table where we see Smith accompanied by someone who is not Hood.
Smith: Hello, and welcome to yet another Web Show. We are here in Australia for a show hosted by none other than ‘The Worthiest of All’...PerZag. I am accompanied by none other than Richard because he was the only one available as Hood has disappeared off of the face of the Earth, and PerZag did not invite any of our other backup commentators. Nonetheless, it is good to see you Richard.
Richard: Thanks, Smith. I am glad that PerZag invited me to commentate with you this evening as we used to be good old friends in Power and Worth.
Smith: Yes. You guys use to run in the same group. Still keep in touch.
Richard: No...not really. In fact, PerZag never even helped me out. Bob was the only one to ever show any interest in helping me. You know what...screw PerZag, he had no respect for me.
Smith: Well, I heard that the only reason we were able to get Rod Laver Arena was because of PerZag. He is very respected over here in Australia.
Richard: Lousy Australians.
Smith: Is it just me or is it that every time I have a broadcast partner, they turn into dickheads.
Suddenly, ‘Eye of the Tiger’ by Survivor plays over the PA system as PerZag walks out to a huge crowd reaction. The crowd cheer showing signs such as ‘He is The Worthiest of All’, ‘Australia is on the Worthy List’ and ‘Outback Championship Wrestling’. PerZag sees the sign for Outback Championship Wrestling, and takes it off of the fan. He rips the sign in half, and hands the fan a sign saying ‘Online Championship Wrestling’. PerZag stops for a bit, looking at the crowd before charging down to the ring. He slides into the ring, and strolls around before grabbing a microphone from Belvedere. He strolls to the centre of the ring, and looks around at the sold out crowd.
PerZag: Welcome to Online Championship Wrestling.
The crowd starts cheering, and chanting ‘OCW’ over and over again. PerZag smiles at the crowd.
PerZag: Thank-you. It is great to have you all here to watch this show. I have a huge plan tonight, but first I would like to thank my contact in getting Rod Laver Arena available for this show. You know who you are, so thank-you.
PerZag stops for a moment, looking out to the now silent crowd.
PerZag: So as I said, I have a great night booked tonight as I have booked the show for this evening. First up we have a match between Bob Grenier and Captain Canada to be crowned the ‘King of Canada’. Secondly, I have an open challenge to anyone in the back for a match. The third match I have booked this evening will be a special match that involves four participants. This match is a showcase of talent that I personally know, and have contacted for this night. Now that brings me to the main event...
PerZag stops again, taking a breath, watching the crowd as they wait for PerZag to announce the main event of the evening.
PerZag: The main event is a special match to be the first person to be placed on the new and improved Worthy List. This match will be an over-the-top-rope royal rumble match. 30 men will step into the ring at 90 second intervals with the winner getting placed onto the Worthy List.
Smith: A huge announcement this evening, cannot wait for the main event. Who is your tip to win, Richard?
Richard: Anyone but PerZag. He is not winning this match.
PerZag: So, lets start our first match then. Bob Grenier vs. Captain Canada in a match to become the ‘King of Canada’. I will be the guest ring announcer for this match.
Smart Went Crazy begins echoes throughout the arena and Bob Grenier makes his way out to a nice ovation. He slaps the hands of his fans while he mouths the words of the song to himself, about half way down the aisle he stops and looks up and throws both hands in the air in tribute to his deceased relatives. He looks directly into the OCW camera and then playfully turns it towards the audience before he slides under the bottom rope. He walks up to PerZag, and they start to have a stare down. PerZag puts out his hand, and they shake. The fans continue to cheer as Bob Grenier sits on the top turnbuckle silently awaiting his opponent.
PerZag: Firstly, from Timmins, Ontario, Canada weighing in at two hundred and twenty two pounds...Bob Grenier.
Captain Canada immediately crawls out from under the ring, and slides into the ring to absolutely no ovation at all.
PerZag: Secondly, from somewhere in Canada...I think, weighing in at some fuck load of pounds...Captain Canada.
Captain Canada sits on the opposite turnbuckle, copying Bob Grenier. Bob Grenier stares at him, getting irate at Captain Canada’s imitation of him.
PerZag: Before this match begins, I have made a last second decision. I have decided that the winner of this match will get the last position in the Worthy Rumble later this evening, and the loser will have to enter the match first. OK, so let this match begin.
PerZag leaves the ring, and the bell sounds off. Bob Grenier charges at Captain Canada, and hits him with a strong clothesline. Captain Canada crumbles to the ground, grabbing his throat in pain. Grenier stands over him, and looks out at the crowd.
Smith: A strong start here by Bob. Canada hates him at the moment, maybe this win will change their minds.
Richard: Lets go Bob (clap, clap, clap clap clap). Lets go Bob (clap, clap, clap clap clap).
Bob stands next to Captain Canada, and hits a standing shooting star press. Bob goes for the cover, and scruff comes in for the count, but before he can count one, Bob gets up. He picks up Captain Canada, and hits a suplex right in front of the corner.
Smith: Some great talented moves by Bob Grenier so far in this match. It is going to be hard for Captain Canada to win this one.
Richard: Bob Grenier is the greatest guy I know. He was always kind to me. He is the King in my opinion. Not like PerZag...he is a douche.
Bob Grenier starts climbing the turnbuckle, and reaches the top. He stands on the top rope, looking down at Captain Canada. He jumps off the top rope, hitting a perfect 450 splash on Captain Canada.
Richard: Some pure talent. Bob is greatness. Captain Canada has absolutely no hope. This is what happens when you don’t show up for matches.
Smith: True, but if Captain Canada can win this one, that would be a kick-starter for him.
Bob Grenier stands up, and plays to the crowd. He steps onto the second rope and waits for Captain Canada to get up. Canada gets to his feet, and Bob Grenier jumps off of the second rope and hits a flying neckbreaker.
Smith: Bob Grenier is at the point that he wants it. He wants to prove Canada that he is good enough to be King.
Richard: He’s the King! He’s the King!
Bob Grenier picks Captain Canada up, and places him on the top turnbuckle. He lifts him up for the Hollinger Park Hangman, and nails it in the centre of the ring. He covers him for the pin, and Scruff goes in for the count.
1
2
Scruff stops counting, and looks at PerZag who is standing on the apron. PerZag dangles a twenty dollar note, and Scruff stands up, and takes it from PerZag. Bob Grenier stands up, and starts arguing with Scruff as Scruff places the twenty dollar note in his pocket. He turns back to PerZag, and tells him to get off of the apron. PerZag does as he is told, and jumps off of the apron. While Scruff makes sure that PerZag takes his seat, Captain Canada sneaks up behind Bob, and hits a low blow. Bob grabs his crotch in pain as Captain Canada rolls him up for the pin. Scruff turns around and starts the count.
1!
2!
3!
Smith: Holy shit. Captain Canada has won it. He is the King of Canada.
Richard: Shit. PerZag fucking screwed him.
Smith: Do you need to swear?
Richard: Yes, I need to fucking swear.
Smith: Man, as soon as they sit down next to me, they turn into morons.
Captain Canada gets up and starts screaming out loud for his victory. PerZag rolls into the ring, and walks up to Captain Canada whilst holding a microphone.
PerZag: The winner who receives the thirtieth position in the Rumble later on, and is now the KING OF CANADA....CAPTAIN CANADA!
PerZag raises Captain Canada’s hand in victory as he looks at Bob Grenier.
PerZag: AND the loser, who will enter the Rumble at number one....BOB GRENIER!!!
Smith: So, we know that Captain Canada will receive the thirtieth position in the rumble match whilst Bob Grenier will enter at number one.
Richard: Bob Grenier will still win it. He is the best.
PerZag watches Captain Canada as Canada runs around the ring, yelling out about his victory. Suddenly, Bob Grenier attacks Captain Canada from behind, and starts kicking him continuously. Bob Grenier picks Captain Canada up, but gets attacked from behind by PerZag. PerZag hooks Bob up for the PerZag Perfection as Captain Canada rolls out of the ring. He lifts Bob up, but then drops him as Richard attacks him from behind. Richard turns PerZag around, and punches him in the face, which staggers PerZag.
Smith: What are you doing, Richard? Get back to commentary.
Richard hits PerZag again, and then Bob Grenier hits PerZag. After a few more strikes, PerZag retreats, and exits the ring, quickly. He starts walking down towards the back until Richard calls him back, using the mic that PerZag dropped before.
Richard: Hey, PerZag. Stop with what you are doing. I accept your open challenge.
Richard drops the mic, and waits for PerZag to get into the ring. Meanwhile, Bob Grenier leaves the ring, and picks up Captain Canada. He lifts him in the air, and hits Hollinger Park Hangman on the concrete on the outside. He rolls Canada under the ring, and out of sight as he turns his attention back to PerZag. PerZag has gotten a microphone off of a production crew member, and smiles at Richard.
PerZag: If it is a match you want, Richard, it is a match you will get, but I will make a last minute announcement for this match. So, the announcement that I will make is that the winner of this match will enter the Rumble later on this evening with the choice of position within the match, and the loser will not be able to enter the match. Also...this will be a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH!
PerZag drops his mic on the ground, and charges straight to the ring as the bell rings. He and Richard instantly start brawling, hitting punch after punch wherever they could land the punch. After a few more punches from both PerZag and Richard, PerZag rakes the eyes, and that makes Richard stumble towards the corner. PerZag backs up to the opposite corner and runs in for a stinger splash, but Richard quickly moves out of the way, and PerZag smashes his head on the top turnbuckle. Richard runs to the ropes, rebounding off of them and sending PerZag to the outside with a clothesline.
Smith: Now, I am the only one on commentary, man I am so alone. So alone.
PerZag stands up on the outside, and staggers around. He staggers around until he faces Bob Grenier, and Bob Grenier runs at him, hitting a clothesline. Bob Grenier drags PerZag to his feet and roles him into the ring. Richard quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle, and jumps off hitting a moonsault on PerZag, he goes for the quick pin.
1
Kick Out!
Smith: Well, as the only one here, I may as well play both roles.
Smith Imitating Hood: I am a dickhead, who thinks he is better than everyone else.
Smith: I will never do that again.
Richard stands up, and looks over at Bob Grenier. Bob Grenier has just retrieved a chair from under the ring, and slides it into the ring. Richard picks up the chair, and hits it on the back of PerZag as PerZag screams out in pain. Richard lifts the chair up again and hits it across PerZag’s back. Richard throws the chair on the ground, picking PerZag up to his feet, and placing him on the top turnbuckle.
Smith: Richard has a plan here, maybe something to hurt PerZag.
Richard looks at PerZag, and quickly maneuvers the chair, and walks over to the corner. Richard steps onto the first rope striking PerZag, but PerZag quickly strikes back. He strikes him a few times before Richard staggers on the first rope. PerZag hooks Richard around the neck, springing off of the second rope, and hitting a tornado DDT on the steel chair. PerZag covers Richard for the pin.
1
2
Bob Grenier drags PerZag out of the ring, and hits a punch that takes PerZag down to the ground.
Smith: Now, this is a bit different. PerZag has no backup, yet his opponent does.
Bob Grenier lifts PerZag up, and tosses him into the ring. Grenier slides into the ring, and picks up the chair. He hits PerZag with a chair shot, and drops the chair onto the ground. He picks PerZag up, dragging him to the corner, and placing him on the top turnbuckle. He lifts him up for the Hollinger Park Hangman, and nails it on the steel chair.
Smith: This is all over and done with. Grenier hit his finisher on the steel chair, Richard has won this one.
Richard crawls over to PerZag, and hooks him up for the pin.
1
2
Kick Out!
Smith: Well, I was wrong. He did kick out.
Bob Grenier exits the ring, and looks under the apron, pulling out a table. He slides the table into the ring, and checks under the apron again. He pulls out another table, and sets it up on the outside. Grenier reenters the ring, and sets the table up, near the turnbuckle, as Richard lifts PerZag to his feet. Richard moves PerZag over towards the table set up near the turnbuckles, and places him on it. Bob stops him, and points to the table outside, and then points at the turnbuckle.
Smith: Grenier has a plan, and it is certainately going to hurt.
Grenier grabs PerZag, and lifts him onto the top turnbuckle, as Richard climbs through the ropes and onto the apron. He climbs to the second rope, and hooks PerZag for a suplex as Grenier helps Richard with the placement of PerZag. As Richard is about to lift PerZag for the suplex, the lights go out, and darkness enters the arena.
Smith: What the hell is going on here?
The big screen turns on as a shadowy figure is on screen. His face is not seen, and a deep voice is heard over the PA.
: I’M HERE!
The big screen turns off, and the lights turn back on as someone is in the ring, holding onto the throat of Richard.
Smith: Its ‘The Demon’ Lance Savage. He’s back.
‘The Demon’ Lance Savage has his hand around Richard’s throat, and he throws him off of the second rope, and through the table on the outside with a vicious chokeslam. Savage turns around as Grenier charges at him. Savage hits a big boot, and Grenier goes down. He lifts Grenier to his feet, picking him, up flipping him around for a tombstone, and nails it on the chair. He lifts Grenier to his feet, and tosses him over the top rope and to the outside.
Smith: Lance Savage is back, and he is showing his dominance like he did before he left.
Savage slides to the outside, and picks Richard up from the wreckage of the table, and tosses him into the ring. He lifts Richard up, and carries him to the corner where PerZag is seated. Savage picks Richard up, and PerZag stands on the top turnbuckle. Savage lifts him onto PerZag shoulders as PerZag holds Richard up. PerZag jumps off at hits ‘The Worthiest Move of All’ (Powerbomb dropped into a double knee backbreaker) through the table.
Smith: Holy shit. I think Richard has broken his back.
Richard lies in the table wreckage, unmoving, as PerZag covers him for the pin.
1
2
3!!!
Smith: Well, PerZag has done it, and I think he has injured Richard in the process.
Belvedere: And your winner of the match...PERZAG!
Before Belvedere can actually finish the announcement, PerZag and Lance Savage put boots to Richard, as Richard lay on the ground, unconscious. PerZag and Savage continue to kick Richard as Bob Grenier reenters the ring and attacks Savage. Grenier hits a few punches to the back of Lance Savage, but PerZag interferes and pokes him in the eye. Savage grabs Grenier’s throat, and chokeslams him onto the steel chair. Savage exits the ring, and pulls out another table from under the ring.
Smith: Please just stop this. There is no need for more.
Savage pushes the table into the ring, and slides in after it. He sets up the table at the opposite corner from where the wreckage of Richard is placed, and PerZag climbs to the top turnbuckle, and waits as Lance Savage picks Bob Grenier up to his feet.
Smith: No. Not to Grenier too, please stop this. Stop this right now.
‘Vagabond’ by the Greenskeepers blasts through the PA system as Mack O’Connor runs out from the back, and charges down to the ring. Lance Savage drops Bob Grenier, and as O’Connor hits the ring, the lights turn off. The lights turn back on after a moment, and Lance Savage and PerZag stand at the end of the ramp, looking into the ring.
Smith: Thank God, Mack got there in time, Grenier nearly had his back injured as well.
Mack O’Connor helps Grenier to his feet, and they check on Richard, calling down medics to the ring. They wait there as the footage goes to Smith.
Smith: While we wait for the medics to get Richard out of here, and to a hospital, we will go to a break.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
“Three men enter one ring.”
Footage shows images of PerZag, Bob Grenier and Mack O’Connor.
“An OCW World Title shot is on the line for April’s Pay Per View.”
The footage shows a tall wooden box.
“A wooden box steps in the way of these individuals.”
The footage shows PerZag, Bob Grenier and Mack O’Connor again.
“A Penalty Box match will prove which one of these three deserves the next title shot.”
The footage shows PerZag standing in the ring.
“PerZag, the self proclaimed ‘Worthiest of All’.”
The footage shows Bob Grenier outside of the ring.
“Canada’s own, Bob Grenier.”
The footage shows Mack O’Connor holding onto his previously owned OCW World Title.
“And the former OCW Champion, Mack O’Connor.”
The footage shows still images of all three on the one screen.
“These three men will step into the ring to show that they are the best. That they deserve the championship shot.”
The footage shows an image of the Code of Silence Pay Per View.
“This is CODE OF SILENCE.”
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------
Smith: Welcome back from the break. I have been informed that Richard has suffered a back strain, nothing too serious, but he will not be able to compete for a month or so. Belvedere also has announcement to make right now.
The footage pans to Belvedere as he stands in the ring, holding onto a microphone.
Belvedere: I have an announcement to make. Replacing Richard on commentary, will be none other than a close friend of PerZag himself...JACKSON ROYCESTON!
A man wearing a brown coat with a red bow-tie walks out from the back, and casually walks down the aisle. He walks around the ring, and sits at the table next to Smith. He puts on the headphones with the mic, and moves himself into a more comfortable position.
Jackson Royceston: It is nice to meet you Smith. You are the reason why I am a commentator.
Smith: Really. At least someone has some decency.
Jackson Royceston: Yeah. Now lets get this fucking party started. Where are the bitches?
Smith: Fucking hell, I swear it is that seat that turns them into dickheads.
The footage pans to Belvedere as Belvedere waits in the centre of the ring, holding a microphone.
Belvedere: This match is a Fatal Four Way Elimination Match. Four men will enter, and a member of the match will be eliminated by either pinfall or submission. The winner of this match will get a placement in the main event rumble.
'Higher' by Creed starts playing over the PA System. The lights dim down as the masked man walks out onto the stage. The masked man points around the crowd that have shown up to the arena, and then puts his hand straight up in the air as the crowd cheers along. He points into the ring and sprints down the ramp way directly towards the ring. He stops just before entering the ring and kneels down. He lifts his head back and looks up towards the sky, with his arms out the side at full length. He stands up walking over to the ring apron and jumps on it. He runs up the turnbuckle, and front flips into the ring as 'Higher' by Creed finishes. The lights come back to full brightness as Baxter starts stretching out for his match.
Belvedere: Firstly, from Parts Unknown, standing at one hundred and ninety six centimetres, weighing in at one hundred and two kilograms...BAXTER!
‘Final Countdown’ by Europe plays over the PA system. Dudley Waller stumbles out onto the stage. He shakes with fear. The crowd starts cheering for him, so Dudley runs to the ring. He slides into the ring, and motions for the crowd. He sits on a top turnbuckle waiting for the match to begin.
Belvedere: Secondly, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, standing at one hundred and eighty five centimetres, weighing in at one hundred kilograms...DUDLEY WALLER!!!
‘Can’t Hold Us’ plays over the PA system, and Ghost Hunter #1 runs out from the back, and races to the ring at full speed. He rushes under the bottom rope, sliding to the other side of the ring. He gets to his feet, and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He raises his hands in the air as the crowd cheers for him. He backflips back into the centre of the ring, and raises his hands again. He stands in a corner stretching out for this match.
Belvedere: Thirdly, from Parts Unknown, standing at one hundred and eighty five centimetres, weighing in at seventy four kilograms...GHOST HUNTER #1
‘The Doctor Who Theme’ plays over the PA system as Ghost Hunter #2 walks onto the stage. He slowly paces towards the ring, and Ghost Hunter #2 slowly gets closer to the ring. Ghost Hunter #2 walks up the stairs on to the apron, and steps over the top rope into the ring. He walks to the centre of the ring, and puts up his arm, and the crowd cheers. He walks to the corner, and waits for the match to begin.
Belvedere: Finally, from Parts Unknown, standing at two hundred and eight centimetres, weighing in at one hundred kilograms...GHOST HUNTER #2
Belvedere exits the ring as Ghost Hunter #1 and #2 stand in one corner facing Baxter and Dudley Waller who are in the opposite corner.
Jackson Royceston: I know these four men personally, and The Ghost Hunter’s have had experience as a Tag Team, and so have Baxter and Dudley Waller. This match is going to showcase these four talents.
Smith: This will be interesting. Some of these wrestlers may get a chance at a contract.
Jackson Royceston: Well, PerZag knows these men, and having them here tonight will certainly showcase their abilities in the ring.
Smith: Lets watch the match.
Baxter and Dudley Waller charge at The Ghost Hunter’s as The Ghost Hunter’s charge at them. They start brawling as Baxter and Ghost Hunter #2 trade punches, and Dudley Waller and Ghost Hunter #1 trade punches.
Jackson Royceston: Ghost Hunter #2 will have the height advantage over Baxter here, but Dudley Waller will have the brawling advantage over Ghost Hunter #1.
Dudley Waller hits a few punches on Ghost Hunter #1, and that stuns him. Dudley Waller runs into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but Ghost Hunter #1 ducks the clothesline, and as Dudley Waller stops and turns around, Ghost Hunter #1 flips back, and hits a Pele Kick that sends Dudley Waller tumbling to the outside.
Jackson Royceston: I was wrong, the speed from Ghost Hunter #1 took out the brawling style of Dudley Waller.
Smith: Man, that guy is fast.
Jackson Royceston: Yes, definitely has that factor in him.
Baxter hits a knee to the chest of Ghost Hunter #2, that makes him bend over, grabbing his chest. Baxter grabs Ghost Hunter #2 around the neck, looking for a DDT, but Ghost Hunter #1 hits Baxter on the back with a double axe handle.
Jackson Royceston: That is going to be a factor in this match. The teamwork of The Ghost Hunter’s will certainately play a factor to this match.
Smith: A great difference in styles. The different styles of The Ghost Hunter’s certainately gives them an advantage against other teams.
Ghost Hunter #2 grabs Baxter, picking him up, and placing him on the top turnbuckle. He looks back at Ghost Hunter #1, whom climbs to the top of a different turnbuckle, waiting for Ghost Hunter #2. Ghost Hunter #2 grabs Baxter by the throat, but Dudley Waller comes from behind, and hits him on the back with a double axe handle.
Jackson Royceston: Baxter was saved right there. He nearly got hit by a move that The Ghost Hunter’s call Extinguished.
Smith: I think Baxter got lucky.
Dudley Waller hits a knee to the gut of Ghost Hunter #2. He picks him up, and hits a bodyslam. Waller walks towards Ghost Hunter #1, but Ghost Hunter #1 springs off of the top turnbuckle, hitting a dropkick on Dudley Waller that sends him to the outside. As soon as Ghost Hunter #1 gets up, Baxter springs off with a flying crossbody, holding on for the pin.
1
2
Broken up by Ghost Hunter #2
Smith: He saved his partner.
Jackson Royceston: He must want it to end with him and his partner.
Ghost Hunter #2 picks up Baxter, and gets him ready for a powerbomb, but Dudley Waller stops him with a strike. He strikes Ghost Hunter #2, until he backs him into the corner, and he starts putting boots to his midsection until Hunter #2 gets on the ground in the corner. Waller gets up, and hits a clothesline on Baxter, sending Baxter to the outside.
Smith: This is every man for himself.
Jackson Royceston: I knew that the teams would not last very long.
Dudley Waller turns around as Ghost Hunter #1 charges at him. Waller lifts him up, hitting an atomic drop. He turns around as Ghost Hunter #2 charges at him, and Waller lifts him up, and hits a spinebuster. Waller plays to the crowd as Baxter climbs back onto the apron, but Waller hits an elbow into his face, sending him to the outside.
Smith: That Dudley Waller is taking them all out, showing his true strength.
Jackson Royceston: He is not a very big man, but he is strong.
Waller turns around, and Ghost Hunter #2 charges at him with a big boot, but Waller ducks it. He turns Hunter #2 around, and lifts him up for a brainbuster. He holds Ghost Hunter #2 there until Ghost Hunter #1 hits Waller with a superkick, that stuns him, and makes him drop Hunter #2 back to his feet.
Jackson Royceston: And that is the tag team factor.
Ghost Hunter #2 picks Waller up for a torture rack, but then hits Waller with an inverted F5. Meanwhile, Baxter gets back on the apron again, but is superkicked off by Ghost Hunter #1. Ghost Hunter #2 has picked Waller up on his shoulders, ready to hit him with an electric chair, but he stands in front of the corner, as Ghost Hunter #1 climbs the turnbuckle.
Jackson Royceston: I know what is coming here. They call this move Hunted.
Hunter #1 reaches the top turnbuckle, and stands on top of it. He springs off for a shooting star press, as Hunter #2 lifts Waller up above his shoulders, and Hunter #1 grabs hold of Waller around the neck, and turns him around, hitting a tornado DDT off of Hunter #2’s shoulders. Hunter #1 covers Waller for the pin.
1
2
3!!!
Belvedere: Dudley Waller has been eliminated.
Smith: One down, two to go.
Baxter climbs onto the apron as Hunter #2 throws Dudley Waller over the top rope and to the outside, and Baxter springs off of the ropes, hitting a dropkick that send Hunter #1 to the outside. Baxter quickly climbs back onto the apron as Hunter #2 turns around towards him, and Baxter springs off hitting a springboard clothesline on Hunter #2, and he then covers him for the pin.
1
2
3!!!
Belvedere: Ghost Hunter #2 has been eliminated.
Jackson Royceston: Unbelievable. Ghost Hunter #2 was unable to kick out of that one.
Smith: That leaves it to Baxter and Ghost Hunter #1.
Baxter springs off of the ropes, and charges at Hunter #1 on the outside of the ring, and Baxter springs through the ropes, hitting a suicide dive. He rolls Hunter #1, back into the ring, and climbs onto the apron. Baxter climbs to the top turnbuckle, and yells out ‘Get Baxed’.
Jackson Royceston: Baxter is going for his move Get Baxed, will he hit it, and win this.
Baxter springs off of the top rope, and successfully hits a 450 Splash on Ghost Hunter #1, covering him for the pin.
1
2
3!!!
Belvedere: Ghost Hunter #1 has been eliminated, and your winner of this match, entering the Rumble later on...BAXTER!
‘Higher’ by Creed plays over the PA system as Baxter gets his hand raised in victory.
Jackson Royceston: And Baxter has done it, getting his chance at the rumble which will be coming up soon. Who do you think will win Smith?
Smith: It will be a great one. My pick is for Mack O’Connor. I think he has what it takes to win.
Jackson Royceston: He will certainately have a chance to win, but my pick is for the current champ Chad Vargas. He is the fucking man, and he isn’t champ for any old reason. Greatest wrestler that ever lived.
Smith: Vargas is champion because he tried taking someone’s life. He is an idiot. He does not deserve the title.
Jackson Royceston: Fuck off, Smith. He’s the best.
Smith: Can someone get him out of here? I want Hood.
Jackson Royceston: Yeah, of course you do. You want him bad, don’t you.
Smith: Oh, fuck off. Someone get him out of here right now.
Jackson Royceston: Sorry, mate. I am here for the Rumble match too.
Smith: Now, that is just fucking great.
‘Nightfall’ by Xandria plays over the PA as Danny B storms out from the back, and stands at the top of the ramp. He looks around the crowd as the crowd gives mixed reactions towards him, but suddenly he drops down onto his knees as the crowd suddenly boos. It is revealed that Chad Vargas is standing behind him, holding onto a sledgehammer. Danny B kneels at the top of the stage on his knees, and Chad Vargas hits him in the back of the head with the sledgehammer, and Danny B drops to the ground.
Smith: Shit, someone stop him.
Jackson Royceston: Go Chad Vargas.
Vargas hits Danny in the back of the head again as blood starts pouring out of the back of his head. Vargas throws the sledgehammer away, and calls for someone out the back as we see Mason Dixon walk out, carrying a rope, which at one end is tied in a noose.
Smith: No, stop it. No more, someone stop him.
Jackson Royceston: Do it...Do it...Do it.
Vargas lifts Danny B up as Dixon places the noose around Danny’s head. Vargas starts dragging Danny, by the rope, but suddenly Bob Grenier and Mack O’Connor burst out from the back, and attack Chad and Mason Dixon from behind as they both start retreating. They run away from Bob and Mack, backstage. Bob and Mack check on Danny as Danny is gasping for air, but Danny shrugs them off, and walks out the back, quickly as he seems to be looking for Chad and Dixon. Grenier and O’Connor follow backstage as the footage pans to Smith and Jackson Royceston.
Jackson Royceston: Lets go Vargas, kill some pricks.
Smith punches Jackson in the jaw, and Royceston grabs his jaw.
Smith: Shut up, and call this show without being a dickhead.
Jackson Royceston: Sorry, man. I was just trying to be Hood.
Smith: Go and try and be Hood somewhere else.
Royceston stands up, and runs away crying as Smith smiles as he goes.
Smith: Now, that feels much better. Lets go for a break.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
“Two men enter a Hell in a Cell.”
Footage shows a Hell in a Cell lowering onto a ring.
“This Psychopathic Hell in a Cell will contain these two individuals.”
Footage shows ‘The Ripper’ Danny B after his victory over PerZag at Revenge.
“The Savage champion, Danny B.”
Footage shows Chad Vargas after his victory at Revenge.
“The OCW Champion, Chad Vargas.”
Footage shows both of these men.
“The OCW Championship is on the line.”
Footage shows the cell surrounding the ring.
“Who will walk out of this Psychopathic Hell in a Cell, champion?”
Footage shows the Code of Silence Pay Per View logo.
“This is CODE OF SILENCE!”
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The footage returns as we see Belvedere in the ring.
Belvedere: It is now time for the Rumble match.
The crowd cheers for this announcement as Smart Went Crazy begins echoes throughout the arena. Bob Grenier makes his way out to a nice ovation. He slaps the hands of his fans while he mouths the words of the song to himself, about half way down the aisle he stops and looks up and throws both hands in the air in tribute to his deceased relatives. He looks directly into the OCW camera and then playfully turns it towards the audience before he slides under the bottom rope. The fans continue to cheer as Bob Grenier sits on the top turnbuckle silently awaiting his opponent.
Belvedere: Firstly, from Timmins, Ontario, Canada weighing in at two hundred and twenty two pounds...Bob Grenier.
‘Eye of the Tiger’ by Survivor plays over the PA system as PerZag walks out from the back onto the stage. He holds onto a microphone, and a silver briefcase as the Australian crowd cheers for him.
PerZag: Thank-you, thank-you. I have a quick announcement to make just before this match starts. Earlier, I stated that this match would be for a spot on the Worthy List, well, I lied. This match is not for a spot on the Worthy List. This match is for the Worthy Championship.
PerZag opens up the briefcase he is holding, and reveals the title.
PerZag: This is the Worthy Title, and I am going to crown myself the first ever Worthy Champion. This title is mine, and I will defend this title during this 30 man Rumble match.
The crowd erupts into cheers, and they chant ‘Worthy’, ‘Worthy’, over and over again.
PerZag: And to prove that I deserve this title, I will enter this match second, and I will prove to you all that I am ‘The Worthiest of All’.
PerZag closes the briefcase, drops the microphone, and makes his way to the ring. He walks around to the other side of the ring, and places the briefcase on the broadcast table in front of Smith.
Smith: Well, how about that everyone. A new title here tonight as PerZag defends the title that he crowned himself, within this 30 Man Rumble.
PerZag opens up the briefcase displaying the title. He turns around, and runs into the ring as Belvedere steps out of the ring. PerZag walks into one corner, and squats down as Bob Grenier jumps off the turnbuckle, watching PerZag.
Smith: Here we go. This Rumble match is about to begin, and it is for the Worthy Championship.
The bell sounds, and Bob Grenier charges at PerZag, and starts kicking him before he can get up from the corner. Grenier drills him with kicks until he gets deeper and deeper into the corner. Grenier hits one more kick, stunning PerZag, picks him up, and throws him over the top rope.
Smith: PerZag is gone, wait, no he isn’t, he held on.
PerZag holds onto the top rope, standing on the apron.
Smith: That was lucky. If he had of gone out this early, then that would put a new aspect on ‘The Worthiest of All’.
Bob Grenier hits a punch on PerZag as PerZag holds onto the top rope. He hits another punch that nearly makes PerZag tumble off of the apron, and to the floor. Grenier hits one more that stuns PerZag, and turns around running towards the opposite ropes. He springs off, and heads back towards PerZag, but gets taken down as PerZag hits a springboard clothesline on Grenier.
Smith: Now, that is a way to stay in the match.
PerZag springs up to an ovation from the Australian crowd. Grenier slowly gets to his feet in the corner, and PerZag charges at him, hitting a stinger splash. PerZag turns around, and runs towards the opposite ropes. He springs off, and runs back towards Grenier for a clothesline. Grenier ducks the clothesline, and runs off towards the ropes, as PerZag springs off of the opposite ropes. They charge at each other both hitting a clothesline, that takes both of them to the ground.
Smith: That’s got to hurt.
10
Smith: The countdowns started already.
9
8
7
6
Smith: Who is going to enter third?
5
4
3
2
Smith: Who is it going to be?
1
“Needle and the Spoon” by Lynyrd Skynyrd plays over the PA as Chad Vargas walks out to an ovation of jeers. The crowd curses at him, which grows a smile to his face.
Smith: Not this fuckhead.
Vargas smiles at the crowd, and they continue to show their hate. He looks down at the ring at two of his rivals, one current and one former. He charges down the ramp towards the ring, and slides in as Grenier nearly reaches his feet. Vargas hits Grenier with a clothesline, and hits a clothesline to PerZag as PerZag nearly reaches his feet.
Smith: I cannot believe I am saying this, but come on PerZag, kick that prick’s ass. You too Grenier, get rid of Vargas.
Vargas looks over at Smith on commentary, and smiles. He turns his head, and kicks PerZag in the groin. PerZag grabs the area, and slumps to the ground in pain. Vargas looks back at Smith, and smiles.
Smith: Fuck you, Vargas.
Vargas laughs at Smith’s supposed insult, and turns around to go after Bob Grenier. Grenier quickly hits a punch on Vargas which makes Vargas stumble towards the ropes, and Grenier hits a clothesline that sends Vargas over the top rope.
Smith: Yes, Vargas is out.
Vargas holds on to the top rope, and lands on the apron. Grenier hits him again, and again, but Vargas is able to get a leg under the second rope, and drill it into Grenier’s groin. Grenier groans in pain and drops to the ground as Vargas smirks, and reenters the ring.
Smith: That prick. He has had to hit both PerZag and Grenier in that region.
Vargas picks Grenier up off of the ground, and tosses him into the corner. Vargas charges in afterwards, but receives a boot from Grenier, that makes Vargas stagger towards the centre of the ring. Vargas turns around, and is hit with a spear from PerZag. PerZag picks Vargas up, placing him onto the top turnbuckle. He turns around, telling Grenier to do something, and stumbles back into the corner.
Smith: Come on guys. Get rid of that prick.
Grenier walks up to Vargas, strikes him, and then lifts him up. He walks to the centre of the ring, and then hits Hollinger Park Hangman. Vargas lays flat on the ground as Grenier covers him for a pin. He lays on top of him as PerZag looks on saying ‘What are you doing?’
Smith: Some confusion. At least we know that Grenier had Vargas beat for the three count in that situation.
Grenier moves off of Vargas, and crawls towards the opposite corner from PerZag. They both stand up simultaneously, and climb to the top turnbuckle as Vargas slowly gets to his feet. PerZag jumps as Vargas gets to his feet, hitting a moonsault onto the standing Vargas (Death From Above). Vargas hits the ground, and PerZag quickly rolls out of the way as Grenier jumps off, and hits Vargas with a 450 Splash.
Smith: Holy shit, this match is awesome.
10
9
8
7
6
Smith: Number four to enter the ring.
5
4
3
2
1
‘Kickstart My Heart’ by Motley Crue plays over the PA as Randy Valdez runs out to a nice ovation. He charges down to the ring, and slides in. He looks at the three men on the ground, deciding which one to go for. Vargas rolls to the corner as he clutches his chest after the 450 Splash, and Randy decides to go for PerZag as he sits down in the corner. Valdez hits a few boots to PerZag as PerZag still remains down in the corner.
Smith: Randy Valdez is in at four, and has chosen PerZag as his victim to start off with.
Valdez turns around, and Grenier charges at him with a clothesline. Valdez ducks the clothesline, turns around, and hits a Koppu Kick on Grenier. Grenier stumbles to the ground, and rolls over to the bottom rope. Valdez yells to the crowd as they cheer for him, and he walks over to Chad Vargas.
Smith: Come on, Randy. Eliminate that prick.
Randy picks Vargas up, and strikes him in the corner. He tosses Vargas to the ground, and climbs onto the second rope. He waits as Vargas gets to his feet, and jumps off hitting a spinning elbow to the chest (Flashpoint). He puts his hands up in the air as the crowd cheers for him.
Smith: Come on. Get rid of that fucker.
PerZag suddenly comes up from behind, and throws Randy over the top rope. Randy lands onto the apron, and PerZag charges towards him for a spear. Randy puts up a knee, and PerZag runs into, which makes him stagger backwards. Randy climbs back into the ring, turns PerZag around, and hits an inverted DDT.
Smith: Nicely done there by Randy. If he can get rid of the champ, that would prove that he is worthy enough to hold the title.
Randy picks PerZag up, and moves him towards the ropes. He tries to get him over the rope, but PerZag holds on. Meanwhile, Grenier is putting some boots to the chest of Chad Vargas in the corner. Grenier picks Vargas up to his feet, but Vargas hits a low blow on Grenier. As Grenier bends over holding his region once again, Vargas grabs Grenier and hits a swinging neckbreaker (Lethal Strike) to him.
Smith: Fucking hell. Someone get rid of him.
10
9
Smith: Is it that time already.
?
8
7
Smith: Number five just around the corner.
6
5
Smith: Hopefully, he can get rid of that prick, Vargas.
4
3
Smith: I seriously hate that guy. He made me start using curse words.
2
1
Smith: Really. He’s here.
Ryan ‘Kick’ Smith comes out from the back to no music, and absolutely no ovation from the crowd. They probably don’t want to waste their breath on him. Smith runs down to the ring, and quickly climbs onto the apron. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, and springs off, hitting a missile dropkick on Chad Vargas.
Smith: Yes. Get him out.
Ryan springs back to his feet as Randy Valdez charges towards him. Smith hits a dropkick to Randy’s knee, that moves him down to his knees, and hits kick after kick to the chest of Randy Valdez. After about eight to ten kicks to Valdez’s chest, he hits a kick to the back of the head of Valdez, and he slams to the ground, and slowly rolls out of the way.
Smith: Shoot. I did not think Ryan Smith was able to do that.
PerZag charges at Ryan ‘Kick’ Smith, whom is standing in the centre of the ring, for a clothesline, but Smith ducks it. Smith runs towards the rope at full speed, springs off the ropes, and as PerZag turns around, is hit with a running knee by Smith. PerZag hits the ground hard, and rolls off to the side.
Smith: Smith’s taken out PerZag with that one.
Grenier waits in the corner as Ryan Smith gets up after the running knee, and storms at him. Smith grabs Grenier’s arm as Grenier misses the clothesline, and Smith maneuvers Grenier to the ground, locking in a cross face. Grenier screams in pain as Smith holds on to the move.
Smith: A submission is not going to eliminate someone from this match, but it is certainately going to wear someone down.
Grenier slowly moves closer and closer to the ropes, and grabs hold of it.
Smith: That is not going to do anything for Grenier. Smith can have this move locked in for as long as he wants.
Grenier still grabs hold of the rope, and moves himself, closer and closer towards it, to somehow break up the submission. Suddenly, Smith lets go as Chad Vargas hits a kick to the back of the head of Smith. Vargas picks Smith up, positions him, and hits The Stroke (Forward Russian Legsweep). Vargas picks Smith up, and throws him over the top rope, and to the floor.
Smith: Ryan ‘Kick’ Smith is the first casualty here tonight. He will not be winning the Worthy Title, and that is probably the last time we will see him here in OCW.
10
9
Smith: We have one man down, and the sixth competitor is coming up.
8
7
6
5
4
3
Smith: Who is number six?
2
1
‘Public Enemy No. 1’ by Megadeath plays over the PA and the crowd jeers instantly. Ricky Rhodes runs out from the back, and sprints down to the ring. He climbs to the apron, and waits as Vargas turns his attention to him. He springs off of the ropes as Vargas turns towards him, and hits him with a diving high knee.
Smith: Ricky Rhodes at number six. This man has the agility to last in this one, but can he last to the end.
Ricky Rhodes waits as Valdez slowly makes his way to his feet, but once he gets up to one knee, Rhodes runs in, and hits a shining wizard. He turns around, and runs at PerZag, whom is in the corner, and hits a dropkick to the jaw that sends PerZag to the mat. Rhodes gets up quickly, and runs at Grenier in the other corner, and hits a dropkick to the jaw that sends Grenier to the mat.
Smith: Man, Rhodes is fast. That is speed used as an advantage.
Rhodes walks over to Vargas, grabbing him from behind, and hitting a backstabber that jolts Vargas’ back. Vargas rolls away as Valdez walks up towards Rhodes, but Rhodes hits a codebreaker out of know where, that stuns Valdez, who tumbles to the ground.
Smith: Rhodes is showing some skill, and he has hurt Vargas. Good on you, Rhodes.
PerZag charges at Rhodes, Rhodes quickly moves out of the way, and flips over hitting a Pele Kick that makes PerZag tumble over the top rope, but PerZag holds on, pulling himself back into the ring. Rhodes abandons his attention from PerZag, and runs at Grenier, hitting a high knee to the face, in the corner. He grabs Grenier around the neck, and springs off of the second rope, hitting a tornado DDT.
Smith: Come on. Someone get rid of Vargas.
As Ricky Rhodes attempts to dump Grenier over the top rope, Valdez picks Vargas up out of the corner, and tries to lift him up, and over the top rope. PerZag gets up, and walks over to Randy Valdez, and helps him try to eliminate Vargas. Vargas is halfway out of the ring, with his legs wrapped around the bottom rope. PerZag stops with this attempt, and hits Randy with a double axe handle to the back.
10
9
8
Smith: Who’s next?
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
‘Vagabond’ by the Greenskeepers plays over the PA as Mack O’Connor sprints down to the ring. He slides in, and goes straight for Vargas, who is seated in the corner, and starts kicking him continuously in the chest. O’Connor picks Vargas up, and hits Hollow Point (Stone Cold Stunner to the opponent’s temple), that makes Vargas stumble back down in the corner.
Smith: O’Connor is here to a great ovation from the crowd as he has already drilled Vargas with Hollow Point. Go O’Connor.
PerZag walks up to O’Connor a goes for a strike, but O’Connor blocks the strike attempt, and hits Hollow Point that sends PerZag bouncing across the ring. Ricky Rhodes stops with his attempt of eliminating Bob Grenier, and goes after Mack O’Connor, who also hits Hollow Point on Rhodes as well.
Smith: O’Connor is hitting that move to everyone.
Randy Valdez rushes at O’Connor, but O’Connor catches him in the process of a clothesline, and hits Claymore (Rock Bottom, but with both arms hooked rather than one). Bob Grenier gets up, and O’Connor grabs him, and also hits Claymore.
Smith: O’Connor has taken out everyone. He has a lot of momentum here.
O’Connor’s momentum ends as Chad Vargas elbows Mack in the back of the head. Vargas grabs O’Connor, moving him into position for his finishing move, The Stroke, but O’Connor fights out of it with elbows to the temple. O’Connor breaks free of Vargas’ grasp, and quickly hits Hollow Point, that stuns Vargas, but keeps him on his feet. O’Connor quickly gets up, and hits Vargas with Claymore.
Smith: Come on, O’Connor. Get rid of that tool.
O’Connor lifts Vargas up, and carries him towards the ropes. He throws him over the top, but Vargas holds on to the second rope. He holds on for dear life, as O’Connor tries pushing Vargas out with his foot. Meanwhile, PerZag and Ricky Rhodes share strikes in the middle of the ring.
Smith: Here we go, Vargas is nearly out.
Ricky Rhodes starts to get an upper hand over PerZag with the strikes, and runs off into the ropes. He springs off, but is met with a dropkick by PerZag that sends Rhodes down. PerZag slowly gets to his feet as Randy Valdez runs out from no where, and springs off the second rope, hitting a kick to the face of PerZag (O HAI (Tidal Wave)).
10
9
8
Smith: Still only one casualty as number eight is about to enter the match.
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
‘This Calling’ by All That Remains, and Ashe Dawson runs out to a minor pop from the crowd. He runs down to the ring, and slides into the ring. He walks over to Grenier, whom is seated in the corner. Dawson kicks Grenier in the corner, and then puts his foot on Grenier throat, putting all his weight on him.
Smith: Ashe Dawson is the eighth man in. An early pick for this young talent.
Dawson turns around, after wearing Bob Grenier down, and Randy Valdez runs towards him. Dawson quickly hits a dropkick to the shin of Valdez, and Valdez drops down, banging his head on the middle turnbuckle. Dawson drags Randy out of the corner by his legs, and locks in Lucky 13 (Inverted Figure Four Leglock).
Smith: Dawson has locked in the Lucky 13, Valdez must be in a lot of pain right now.
Whilst Dawson has his finisher locked in on Valdez, Rhodes hits a running knee on PerZag in the corner. Rhodes throws PerZag over the top rope, but PerZag holds on, and lands on the apron. Rhodes walks over to the corner, and springs off the second rope, looking for a kick to PerZag’s face, but PerZag ducks the kick, and quickly runs, and climbs the turnbuckle. Rhodes gets to his feet, turns around, and is met with a flying crossbody from PerZag.
Smith: Rhodes was nearly able to get ‘The Worthiest of All’ out of this one, but PerZag stayed in the match.
After a few attempts with trying to kick Vargas out, O’Connor drags him back in, and goes for another Hollow Point. Vargas blocks the move, pokes O’Connor in the eyes, and hits a Snakeskin DDT (Modified Evenflow DDT).
Smith: Shit. Come on, O’Connor. Fight back.
Vargas lifts O’Connor up, and tries to lift him over the top rope, but is unable to do so, as O’Connor wraps his legs around the middle rope. Vargas backs off, and kicks O’Connor in the ribs. He tries to eliminate him again, but Bob Grenier comes from behind, and locks Vargas around his wait. Grenier hits a Release German Suplex to Vargas, that throws him across to the other side of the ring.
Smith: Yes. Hurt that prick.
10
9
Smith: These intervals have been going by very quickly.
8
7
6
Smith: We are nearly a third of the way through this match.
5
4
3
2
1
‘American Made’ by the Wrestling Boot Band plays over the PA as El Presidente runs out to a small pop from the crowd. He runs at a moderate pace towards the ring, and climbs on to the apron. He climbs onto the turnbuckle, and jumps on Dawson, whom still has his Lucky 13 locked in on Valdez, with an Air Force Uno (Frog Splash).
Smith: Now, that is how you break up a submission.
Valdez slowly gets to his feet, but is met with a dropkick by El Presidente that sends him back down to the mat. Presidente stands by Randy Valdez, and flips over, hitting a standing moonsault. Presidente sees Grenier standing in the corner, runs up, jumps on the second rope in front of Grenier, and hits a monkey flip, that flips Grenier into the middle of the ring.
Smith: Presidente is showing something we have not seen from him before.
El Presidente springs to his feet, and yells at the crowd, as they cheer for him. His momentum stops as Ricky Rhodes knees him in the back, and sends him into the corner. Rhodes runs towards the opposite corner, turns around and charges at Presidente. Presidente quickly jumps onto the second rope, springs off, and hits a superkick to the face of Ricky Rhodes.
Smith: Shit. I think he just shattered Rhodes’ nose.
Rhodes hits the ground hard, and Presidente plays to the crowd. He gets attacked by PerZag, whom hits a knee to Presidente’s gut. He carries Presidente over to the corner, and places him on the top turnbuckle. PerZag climbs onto the second rope, and grabs Presidente around the back of his neck, looking for a top rope suplex.
Smith: A move that can seriously take out a lot in a wrestler. Can PerZag hit it though?
PerZag tries lifting El Presidente up, but Presidente blocks it, and starts hitting punches to the kidney. He hits multiple punches to the chest, and kidney area of PerZag, until he knocks PerZag off of the turnbuckle. PerZag hits the ground hard, but rolls over, and gets back up to his feet quickly. He runs back towards Presidente, but Presidente had already climbed to the top rope, and sprung off of it, hitting Americano Uppercut (Diving European Uppercut) to PerZag, whom tumbles to the ground.
Smith: Presidente is showing his worth here, taking out PerZag.
Presidente picks PerZag up, and tries lifting him over the ropes. Around the ring, Mack O’Connor and Bob Grenier are trying to eliminate Chad Vargas in the corner, and Ashe Dawson is hitting punches and kicks to Randy Valdez in the corner. Ricky Rhodes sits in the corner taking a breather as the countdown of the next participant starts.
10
9
8
7
6
Smith: This will be the tenth man in, and then we will be officially a third of the way through this match.
5
4
3
2
1
The crowd looks on awaiting for whomever the tenth man is to come in, and Caution walks out from the back. Most of the crowd is heard groaning, as they pay their attention back towards the ring. Caution walks down to the ring slowly. He enters the ring, repeating over and over again that he is The Hardest Working Man, as the crowd continue to groan. He turns around, and is met with a superkick by Ricky Rhodes. The crowd cheers as Caution slumps to the ground.
Smith: HaHa. That is something that is very unlikely. The fans have cheered Ricky Rhodes. The Aussie’s must hate Caution. At least the ones that are here tonight.
Caution rolls out of the ring, and lays unconscious on the outside as Ricky Rhodes runs in for a splash on Bob Grenier, Mack O’Connor and Chad Vargas. Vargas falls over the top rope, but holds on. Rhodes drags O’Connor out of the corner, and throws him over the top rope. O’Connor holds on, and quickly dumps himself back into the ring.
Smith: O’Connor nearly went out, and they nearly got rid of that tool, Vargas.
Dawson picks up Randy, and tries lifting him onto the top rope. Randy lays across the top turnbuckle as Dawson backs up. Dawson launches a kick into the abdomen of Randy, and Randy bounces over the top rope. He holds onto the ropes, and lays on the apron as Dawson tries to push him out with his foot.
Smith: Elimination attempts happening everywhere, but no one had gotten anyone out since the dickhead got rid of Ryan Smith. You all know who I mean.
Over the other side of the ring, Presidente runs towards PerZag who is in the corner, and goes for a corner splash, but PerZag ducks out of the way. PerZag charges over to the ropes, springs off of them, and hits a stinger splash on Presidente. Presidente stumbles out, and PerZag locks him up for the PerZag Perfection (Perfect Plex).
Smith: Here we go. PerZag’s favourite move...I think.
10
9
Smith: The countdown is on.
PerZag goes for the PerZag Perfection, but Presidente blocks it, and hits a suplex on PerZag into the corner.
8
7
PerZag rolls out of the corner as Presidente stumbles towards the ropes.
6
5
Smith: I wonder what Presidente is going for here.
4
3
2
Presidente climbs to the top turnbuckle, looking for his coveted frog splash. He raises his hands in the air as the crowd cheers for him.
1
The lights turn off, and the big screen turns on. A smile shows on the screen, the lips move as the words ‘I’m Here’ sound around the arena. The big screen turns off, and darkness assumes the arena again. The lights turn on, and Lance Savage appears at the turnbuckle, with his hand grasped around the throat of El Presidente.
Smith: The Demon is here.
Savage smiles, and looks on the outside as Caution has slowly made his way to his feet. Savage smiles, and throws Presidente with a chokeslam from the top turnbuckle, over the top rope, and onto Caution.
Smith: El Presidente has been eliminated. Unlucky for him. He showed something in this match.
‘The Demon’ Lance Savage smiles, and turns around. Ashe Dawson charges at him, but receives a big boot to the face. Randy Valdez runs at Savage as well, but Savage moves around him, locks him up, and hits a full nelson slam. Savage laughs until he gets attacked by Bob Grenier and Mack O’Connor simultaneously.
Smith: That is what you need to do to get rid of Lance Savage. You need to double team him.
Grenier and O’Connor hit punch after punch, bringing Savage down to one knee. PerZag blasts Grenier from behind, taking him down, distracting Mack O’Connor. Savage quickly gets back to his two feet, and grabs O’Connor around the waist. Savage hits a Belly-to-Belly suplex as PerZag nails a DDT to Bob Grenier.
Smith: Shit. I forgot that PerZag and Savage are working together. That has got to help PerZag tonight.
PerZag points over to Chad Vargas, and he and Savage walk over to him.
Smith: Yes. Destroy that tosser.
Lance Savage gets up to Vargas, and kicks him in the face. He lifts Vargas to his feet, and clips him under his chin with his hand. He hits an uppercut, and a headbutt, and Vargas drops back to the ground. PerZag hits a kick on Vargas, and then turns around, getting hit by a superkick from Ricky Rhodes. Lance Savage turns around, but is met with a low blow by Vargas, and Savage drops to the ground.
Smith: Now, that is how you take down a big man. Ouch, that looked like it hurt.
10
9
Smith: We are very close to half way through this one. Number twelve is entering in next.
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
"Kickstart My Heart" by Motley Crue plays over the PA as Ricky Valdez runs out to a huge pop from the crowd.
Smith: It looks like Awe.Some polled early tonight.
Ricky Valdez runs towards the ring, but stops at ringside, as he looks down at Caution, who is not moving. Ricky looks up at Randy, who is now staring at him, and Ricky picks up Caution, tossing him into the ring. Randy picks Caution up off of the ground, and lifts him up into the powerbomb position. He maneuvers himself a good distance away from the corner as he faces towards the centre of the ring. Ricky meanwhile climbs to the top turnbuckle, staring at Caution, whom is just regaining consciousness.
Smith: Holy shit, it looks like they are going for Face Pop here.
Ricky springs off of the top rope, hitting a missile dropkick to the face of Caution that seems to knock him back into unconsciousness. Randy Valdez hits a powerbomb as Awe.Some receive cheers from the fans in attendance. Both the Valdez brothers pick Caution up, and toss him over the top rope, and to the floor just as Rachel Valdez reaches ringside to cheer on her brothers.
Smith: And the Hard Working Man is out of here.
Awe.Some turn around, and are met by punches from Ricky Rhodes and Chad Vargas. The two of them hit the two members of Awe.Some simultaneously before Ricky Rhodes runs towards the ropes, and back towards Ricky Valdez. Rhodes reaches closer to Ricky, when Ricky jumps up, and catches him around the shoulders and neck with his legs, and hits a hurricanrana that sends Ricky Rhodes across the ring.
Smith: Now, Ricky and Randy, eliminate fucking Chad Vargas.
Chad Vargas attacks Ricky Valdez from behind, and takes him down. He hit Ricky with kicks until Randy turns him around, lifts him up and hits a fireman’s carry gutbuster. Randy puts his hand out to Ricky, and helps him up to his feet. They stand up, and high five each other, but get taken down by PerZag and ‘The Demon’ Lance Savage from behind.
10
Smith: Yay. The countdown has started again. Who is coming in now?
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
“Warheart” by Children of Bodomplays over the PA, and Supreme Machine slowly walks out from the back.
Smith: The current holder of the ‘Oh Shit’ Contract. He may win the Worthy title here tonight.
Supreme Machine makes his way to the ring as the fans seem to have mixed reactions. Some are shitting their pants, and some are booing him. Supreme Machine makes it to the apron as all the members watch as he lifts himself onto the apron. He stares at the competitors until Lance Savage moves into the centre of the ring. Supreme Machine steps over the top rope, and stands, face to face with Lance Savage.
Smith: We have a stand-off here. This is exciting.
Savage is the first one to hit a strike under the jaw of Supreme Machine, but Supreme Machine fights back with punch after punch to Savage’s face. He kicks Savage in the gut, and irish whips him into the ropes, Savage comes back, and is lifted up, and hit with a spinning spinebuster by Supreme Machine.
Smith: He just absolutely destroyed Savage.
Supreme Machine stands up, looking at all the participants whom are staring at him. They all suddenly attack him at once with punches and kicks, but Supreme throws them all off of him with all of his strength. They all tumble throughout the ring, as Awe.Some are the only two left standing. They both charge at him, but Supreme hits Randy with a big boot, and catches Ricky by the throat at the same time. He places both hands around Ricky’s throat, and hits Sidology (Chokebomb).
Smith: Shit. He has destroyed Awe.Some. Now Vargas’ turn.
Supreme Machine stares around the ring until Ashe Dawson runs towards him. Supreme hits a big boot, and then picks up Dawson. He grabs him by the throat with one hand, and hits Bouff Breaker (Chokeslam Backbreaker). Supreme lifts Dawson up off of the ground to his feet. Supreme grabs him around the back of the head, and throws him over the top rope, and to the outside.
Smith: Ashe Dawson has been eliminated. Bad luck to him, better luck next time.
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
Smith: We are four men down, and our fourteenth man is about to come in.
3
2
1
Crazy Chris storms out from the back and charges down to the ring at full speed. He jumps on to the apron, and springs off of the ropes, hitting a springing clothesline on Supreme Machine, that only stuns him. Chris runs into the ropes, springing off, and goes for a jumping clothesline line on Supreme Machine, hitting it. Supreme still does not get knocked off of his feet.
Smith: Crazy Chris is still unable to get Supreme Machine off of his feet. He has been trying his hardest thus far.
Crazy Chris quickly runs to the turnbuckle, and climbs to the top. He waits until Supreme Machine staggers into his direction, and jumps off with a flying crossbody, but is caught with a big boot to the face.
Smith: Shit. I think he might have broken his nose.
Crazy Chris grabs his nose in pain, and rolls into the corner as Supreme Machine stands in the centre of the ring, still standing.
He suddenly drops to his knees as Chad Vargas hits another low blow.
Smith: Can that guy not hit someone’s private area.
Vargas tries picking Supreme up off of the ground, but cannot even move him. Mack O’Connor and Bob Grenier come over, and pick up Supreme Machine with Vargas, and the three of them try to eliminate him. After a few seconds, O’Connor and Grenier looks at each other, and then instantly rake Vargas’ eyes. They grab him, and throw him over the top rope, but Vargas holds on.
Smith: Fucking Hell. Why won’t the OCW Champion go out?
Grenier and Mack O’Connor turn around, and are met with a flying crossbody by Crazy Chris. PerZag and Lance Savage have decided to try and eliminated Supreme Machine as Ricky Rhodes helps them with getting him up. Over the other side of the ring, Awe.Some are resting, watching the match go on.
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
Smith: Here we go. We will be halfway through it now.
2
1
‘The Friday the 13th Theme’ plays over the PA as the Ascension Champion, The Lost Soul walks out from the back. He slowly makes his way to the ring as the fans pull out cheers every now and again. He slides into the ring, and proceeds to the corner in which he starts striking the members of Awe.Some. The Lost Soul fights the Valdez Brothers as they fight back, and a brawl between them erupts. Soul ends up hitting an uppercut to Randy, and an uppercut to Ricky, but when he turns around is met with a dropkick by Ricky Rhodes. Rhodes picks him up, and tries to throw him over the top rope.
Smith: Rhodes seems to be thinking of getting rid of his opponent at Code of Silence this Sunday. If he can eliminate him here, he might be going into Code of Silence with a slight advantage.
Lance Savage and PerZag continue to try and get Supreme Machine out of the match, but Supreme fights and fights staying in the ring. In the corner near them, Crazy Chris attacks Vargas with kicks to the face and chest. In the other corner near PerZag, Savage and Supreme, Bob Grenier tries to get Mack O’Connor over the ropes and to the outside.
Smith: Those two seem to be on and off. They try to eliminate each other, and then they don’t.
PerZag and Lance Savage finally give up on trying to eliminate Supreme Machine, and back off. They turn around and are met with superkicks by Awe.Some, and they both try to eliminate PerZag and Savage simultaneously, but PerZag and Lance hold on. Ricky, who tried to get rid of PerZag, walks over to Randy, and they both try to get Savage out of the match.
Smith: We have some team mates here, and as you can see, they are working together, but that never lasts long in a match like this, especially when there is a title involved in the outcome.
PerZag ends up moving himself back into the ring, and goes after Ricky and Randy Valdez. He nearly reaches them, but Crazy Chris hits a superkick out of nowhere, and throws him over the top rope, but PerZag holds on again.
Smith: PerZag still will not go out, but at least he is proving that he is Worthy. He and Bob Grenier have lasted a long time.
10
9
8
7
6
5
Smith: Will this man make an impact to this match?
4
3
2
Smith: We will see.
1
Tom Lockwood comes out from the back, and the fans jeer at him. He slowly makes his way to the ring, but stops at ringside as Ricky and Randy Valdez, stand in front of him, in the ring. They dare him to enter the ring, but Tom says ‘no’, and walks over to a chair, throwing a security officer off of it. Tom sits on the chair, and watches Ricky and Randy Valdez as they continue to dare him to come in.
Smith: Looks like Tom wants absolutely no piece of Awe.Some here. He is playing it smart here. If you do not enter, you do not get eliminated.
Ricky goes to climb out of the ring, but is dragged back in by Lance Savage, who tosses him into the corner. Randy turns around, and is met with a headbutt, and is also tossed into his brother, Ricky. Savage holds them there as PerZag runs in from across the ring, hitting a stinger splash on both of them. Awe.Some fall to the ground as Tom Lockwood watches on with a smile.
Smith: Tom is loving it. Awe.Some are getting hurt, and Tom does not have to do anything at all.
Savage and PerZag start putting boots to Awe.Some. Over the other side of the ring, Bob Grenier kicks Crazy Chris in the gut in the corner. He uses his shoulder, hitting it into Chris’ abdomen continuously. Grenier ends up stepping back a few steps, and charges in, but Chris quickly moves out of the way, and onto the apron. Grenier hits the corner hard, and stumbles back. Chris springs off of the top rope, and goes for a flying crossbody, but Grenier catches him.
Smith: Grenier must have some strength to be able to catch him like that.
Grenier holds onto him, and then drops backwards for a fallaway slam. Grenier releases Chris, and Chris slams into Chad Vargas, squashing him. Ricky Rhodes runs pass, and hits a running knee to the face of Mack O’Connor. He grabs O’Connor around the neck, and springs off of the second rope, hitting a tornado DDT on O’Connor.
Smith: There is just so much action happening in the ring right now to call.
10
9
8
Smith: And here is someone else. People keep coming in, and hardly anyone is getting eliminated.
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
LJÓSBERINN by DEAD SKELETONS roars over the PA, and Simon Magus comes storming out from the back. The fans pay absolutely no attention to him as he storms down to the ring. He slides in as Supreme Machine stands in his way. Magus tells him to bring it on, but The Lost Soul comes out of nowhere, and draws Supreme off into a different direction.
Smith: Simon Magus is in, and he is not afraid to go after anyone. Will he make an impact here?
Magus looks around the ring, and stares over at Bob Grenier. Grenier sees him, and walks towards him, but Magus charges, and hits a running knee to Grenier’s face. Magus turns around, and runs and hits Crazy Chris with a running forearm. He stands in the centre of the ring, screaming, and as Chad Vargas gets up, he hits a superkick to his face.
Smith: Yes. I like Simon Magus. He has given more pain to Vargas.
Magus screams again, but is attacked from behind by PerZag. PerZag dropkicks him in the knees, and makes him drop to his knees. PerZag gets up, and hits a fameasser on Magus. PerZag picks Magus up, and throws him over the top rope, but Magus holds on.
Smith: I thought Magus might have been out there, but no, he is still holding on.
Magus stands on the apron, and PerZag charges up for a spear. PerZag runs, but Magus puts up his knee, and PerZag runs straight into it. He falls onto the ground as Magus quickly escalates the turnbuckle, and stands on the top. He jumps off and hits a diving headbutt on PerZag. PerZag rolls to the bottom rope, and Magus screams out loud as the crowd seems to be getting into his moveset.
Smith: Shit. Magus is showing something right here.
Simon Magus looks around the ring again, and decides to go for The Lost Soul, and tries to dump him over the ropes. Supreme Machine gets out of the corner, and hits a big boot to Ricky Valdez as he escapes from a corner as well. Supreme starts to punch Ricky continuously on the ground as the countdown starts for another entry.
10
9
8
7
Smith: We are close to being two thirds of the way through this one. Number eighteen, who is it?
6
5
4
3
2
1
Brandon Gateman comes running out from the back, and sprints down to the ring. He slides in as Tom Lockwood looks on, and goes straight for Supreme Machine, hitting punch after punch to him. He steps back hitting a dropkick to the big man, that makes him stagger. Gateman decides to run towards the ropes, and comes back, hitting a flying forearm. Magus comes out of nowhere, and hits a flying forearm himself.
Smith: It looks like members of the match are helping out in taking down Supreme Machine.
Awe.Some come up, and hit a double dropkick. Crazy Chris springs off of the top rope, and hits a missile dropkick to Supreme Machine, but Supreme still doesn't go down. Lance Savage hits a big boot of his own, and a headbutt, and Supreme Machine drops down to one knee.
Smith: They have gotten him halfway down to the mat.
The Lost Soul comes in, and kicks Supreme in the temple. Ricky Rhodes comes in from the side, and hits a shining wizard, and that knocks Supreme down to two knees. PerZag comes in, and hits a dropkick to Supreme’s face, and O’Connor hits a jumping clothesline to him. Vargas comes up to Supreme, and rakes his eyes, and Bob Grenier finishes it off with a dropkick to the side of the head, and Supreme Machine finally hits the mat, laying down flat.
Smith: They all got him down. It took all of them, but they did it.
Supreme lays on the ground, and moves from his stomach to his back. The other participants in the match immediately go after each other again as Supreme Machine slowly sits up. He looks around the ring as he is seated. He gets to his feet as Brandon Gateman turns back to him, and attacks him with punches to the abdomen, and kicks to the shins.
Smith: Well, it did not take long for Supreme Machine to get up, but damn it took a lot to get him down for that long.
Around the ring we see Simon Magus working on Ricky Valdez as Randy Valdez is getting pounded in the corner with kicks from Chad Vargas. Bob Grenier is busy with PerZag as they fight to throw each other over the ropes, and The Lost Soul and Mack O’Connor fight it out in the corner. Savage fights with Crazy Chris, and Ricky Rhodes sits in the corner catching a breather as Tom Lockwood looks on in his seat.
Smith: I cannot believe that he is still sitting there. What is he waiting for?
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
Jack Lockwood comes out from the back to more jeers from the crowd.
Smith: So, that is what Tom was waiting for.
Tom Lockwood gets up out of his chair, and meets Jack halfway down the ramp. They talk to each other, and Tom goes and grabs the chair he was sitting on, folding it up straight. Jack goes over and throws the same member of security off of a chair, that Tom threw off earlier. They clang the chairs together, and run into the ring.
Smith: No. Don’t use weapons, you idiots. Fight for real, you bastards. Like everyone else.
The Lockwoods get up, and as Brandon Gateman turns around, they nail him with the chairs. They stare at Supreme Machine, who picks Brandon Gateman, and tosses him over the top rope, and to the outside.
Smith: Now, that is two for Supreme Machine. He is showing his dominance with the most eliminations thus far.
Supreme turns around, and is met with a simultaneous chair shot from The Lockwoods. Supreme staggers, and The Lockwoods hit him again, and he drops to the ground. They turn their attention away from Supreme Machine as Simon Magus storm towards them, and they hit him with a double chair shot.
Smith: Now, that is just not fair.
The Lockwoods drop their chairs, and lift Simon Magus to his feet, and tosses him over the top rope, and to the outside.
Smith: And Simon Magus is out of here.
They turn around, and pick up the chairs. They lift them up in front of them, and are met with dropkicks from Awe.Some, that sends the chairs tumbling outside of the ring. The Lockwoods, and Awe.Some start brawling in the ring, hitting punches wherever they can land them.
Smith: This is what Awe.Some have been waiting for. They want a piece of The Lockwood Party tonight.
They continue to brawl, but Ricky and Randy get the upper hand, and they both hit a dropkick at the same time that sends Jack and Tom Lockwood over the top rope. Jack and Tom hold on to the ropes. Randy Valdez charges at Jack Lockwood, and hits him in the side of the head with an elbow, and Jack tumbles to the outside. Tom Lockwood is able to get back into the ring, and Ricky Valdez goes for a clothesline, but Tom Lockwood ducks, and flips Ricky over the top rope and to the outside.
Smith: Jack Lockwood is gone, and Ricky Valdez is gone. One member of each team is left in this match.
10
9
8
7
6
Randy Valdez and Tom Lockwood start brawling in the centre of the ring, hitting punch after punch to the side of the head.
5
4
3
2
1
‘Far From Any Road’ by The Handsome Family plays over the PA, and Mark Storm storms out from the back towards the ring. As Storm makes his way to the ring, Tom Lockwood and Randy Valdez continue to brawl. They keep hitting each other with punches until Bob Grenier grabs Tom Lockwood, and throws him over the top rope and to the outside, and PerZag simultaneously grabs Randy Valdez, and tosses him over the top, and out of the match.
Smith: Tom Lockwood has been eliminated by Bob Grenier, and Randy Valdez has been eliminated by PerZag. We have just had the twentieth man come down right now, so these men did not do too badly.
Storm hits the ring, as Awe.Some and The Lockwood Party start to brawl again on the outside. They brawl their way towards the back as the action continues in the ring. Storm stands up quickly, and looks in the corner as Ricky Rhodes is catching a breather. Storm storms at Rhodes and hits an elbow smash to his face. Storm turns around, and is met with a kick to the gut from PerZag. PerZag tosses him down to the mat, and quickly escalates the turnbuckles to the top.
Smith: A high risk move here by PerZag, but you do need to do moves like that to wear people down.
PerZag stands on the top turnbuckle, and readies himself for a moonsault. PerZag is about to go for a moonsault, when Storm jumps to the top turnbuckle in one move, and grabs PerZag around the waist. Storm throws PerZag off of the top rope with a german suplex, which makes PerZag flip over, and land on Grenier who was going after Chad Vargas.
Smith: Ouch. Grenier was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Storm springs to his feet, and rushes towards Chad Vargas in the corner, hitting a step-up high knee to the face, and running off, hitting a bulldog. Storm flips up, and picks Vargas up to his feet, lifting him onto his shoulders, and nailing Dystopia (GTS).
Smith: Yes, now throw him out.
Seeming to have heard Smith, Mark Storm lifts Vargas to his feet, and throws him over the top rope, but Vargas holds on once again.
Smith: God Damn it. Someone get him out. I am sick of seeing him in there.
10
9
8
7
6
Smith: We are closing in to the end of this one. Number twenty one is about to come in.
5
4
3
2
1
‘Thunderstruck’ by AC/DC plays over the PA as we see an old man drive out on a mobility scooter.
Smith: Wait a second. Who is this? Is this Typhoon Tiger? Yep, that is Typhoon Tiger. Fuck, he’s old. I think he is older than Caution.
Typhoon Tiger drives down to the ring, and parks the scooter at ringside. He moves out of the scooter slowly, and slowly moves towards the ring steps. He slowly moves his way up the steps with some help from a security officer, and steps onto the apron. He enters into the ring, and faces Ricky Rhodes, who is standing in front of him.
Smith: No, Ricky don’t do it. Don’t hurt the poor old man.
Ricky Rhodes yells at Typhoon Tiger saying ‘Get out of here, old man.’ Typhoon Tiger just shakes his head as Ricky Rhodes puts his hand in his pocket, pulling out some money. He yells out again ‘I will pay you to get out of here, if that is what you want.’ Typhoon Tiger shakes his head again, and Ricky Rhodes shrugs his shoulders.
Smith: Come on, Ricky. Don’t hit him.
Ricky Rhodes throws the money into Typhoon’s face, and goes for a punch, but Typhoon blocks it, and then hits a stunner. Typhoon Tiger grabs Ricky Rhodes from the back of his head, and tosses him towards the ropes, but Rhodes reverses it, and tosses Typhoon Tiger over the top rope, and to the outside. Tiger hits the ground, and does not move as a nearby medical officer checks on him, and puts his hands up in a cross formation.
Smith: Shit. I hope he didn’t have a heart attack. I swear he is like ninety.
Ricky Rhodes looks down at the old man, and laughs. He turns around, and is met with a kick by PerZag, who quickly hits a PerZag Perfection. PerZag turns around, and is hit with a Hollow Point by Mack O’Connor that sends PerZag across the ring. O’Connor goes after PerZag as Supreme Machine and Lance Savage meet in the center of the ring again.
Smith: Here we go. Round 2.
Supreme Machine and Lance Savage start hitting punch after punch to the side of the head. Supreme Machine hits a headbutt to Savage’s face, and rushes towards the ropes. He runs back, but is met with a big boot by Savage. Supreme tumbles back towards the ropes as Savage sprints towards the opposite ropes, and hits another big boot, that takes Supreme Machine to the ground. Savage drops to the ground as well, and locks in Hells Gate.
10
Smith: Here we go. We are getting close to the end of this contest.
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
”Electrified" by Dressy Bessy plays over the PA, and Alice Knight storms down to the ring.
Smith: Oh, look. It's my roomy, that has not been heard from for a while.
Alice Knight gets into the ring, and is stormed by Mark Storm. Storm starts hitting punches, and kicks to her, but she fights back with blows to the gut. She gets back up to her feet, and hits a standing dropkick to Storm. Storm instantly gets back up to his feet when he is met with a spinning heel kick by Alice Knight. Storm tumbles towards the ropes as Alice Knights turns her attention elsewhere.
Smith: So, my roomy has been found, and she is here in this match.
Alice charges towards Crazy Chris, who is standing in the corner, but Chris ducks, and flips Alice over the top rope, and onto the apron. Alice flicks her leg up, and kicks Chris in the face. Chris stumbles back, and Alice climbs to the top turnbuckle. She jumps off, and hits Crazy Chris with a missile dropkick. Chris tumbles across the ring, and Alice Knight springs back to her feet, and follows after him.
Smith: OK, so we are nearly at the end of this one. We are so close.
Over near the ropes, Savage still has the Hells Gate locked in on Supreme as Supreme is moving himself closer to the ropes, to somehow break up the submission. Chad Vargas puts boots and punches to the face and chest of Mack O’Connor, and every now and again hitting a chop. Rhodes gets thrown passed towards the ropes by The Lost Soul, and Soul hits a clothesline to Rhodes.
Smith: Grenier and PerZag are still in this one, and so many others have lasted a long time in this one. Alice Knight is our freshest, and everyone else has been in there for a while, except for maybe Mark Storm. Storm is probably close to being fresh.
The Lost Soul picks Ricky Rhodes up off of the ground, and tries to get Rhodes over the top rope, but Rhodes holds onto the top rope, keeping one leg inside the ring. TLS tries hard to get Ricky over as we see Alice Knight hit a suplex on Crazy Chris.
10
9
8
7
6
5
Smith: Who is going to win this match? So, many choices.
4
3
2
1
Dangerous Dan comes storming out from the back, and charges towards the ring.
Smith: Now, we have another Tag Team in this one. The Danger Boiz are here.
Dangerous Dan slides into the ring, but at the same moment, Alice Knight clotheslines Crazy Chris out of this match.
Smith: Shit. Just as Dan got into the match, Crazy Chris is gone.
Dangerous Dan watches Alice Knight as she turns around, and rushes at her, hitting a clothesline that sends Alice Knight out of the match, and to the outside.
Smith: And Alice Knight is eliminated. See ya, roomy.
Dangerous Dan walks up to the ropes, checking on Crazy Chris, who tells him to win the match, but Dan gets dumped over the top rope, and to the outside by Ricky Rhodes.
Smith: HOLY SHIT! Dangerous Dan is out. He has been eliminated, and he hardly lasted any time at all. Ricky Rhodes has just eliminated an OCW great.
Ricky Rhodes smiles at the crowd and they boo him, since they have just lost three fan favourites within a minute. Rhodes turns around, and Mark Storm jumps at him. Storm chops Rhodes’ chest once, then chops it a second time, and chops it a third time which makes Rhodes scream out in pain, and walk towards a corner. Storm follows him over, and lifts him up onto the top rope, and tries to get him out of the match.
Smith: Man, I was not expecting that when Dangerous Dan came in. I thought he would last to the end, but at least Ricky Rhodes did not have a smirk on his face for long.
Meanwhile, Supreme Machine has lifted Lance Savage off of the ground, who still has the Hells Gate locked in.
Smith: I cannot believe that Lance Savage has had that move locked in for that about of time. It is unbelievable.
SuMa lifts Savage off of the ground, and powerbombs him, which makes ‘The Demon’ let go. Supreme Machine gets to his feet, but is hit with a bicycle kick from Bob Grenier that gets him sent back to the mat.
Smith: Grenier has just taken SuMa back to the ground, just as he was able to get up. Nicely done.
10
9
8
7
Smith: Man, these countdowns come up quickly.
6
5
4
3
2
1
"Guitars, Cadillacs" by Dwight Yoakum plays over the PA system, and Mason Dixon walks out to a lot of boos. Dixon runs down to the ring, sliding in, and attacking Mack O’Connor from behind as he started to hit Vargas with kicks. He turns O’Connor around, and hits The Line (Evenflow DDT).
Smith: Mason Dixon the newcomer is showing something right now. Only problem is that he is helping the dickhead.
Bob Grenier hits Dixon with a strike to the head, and throws him out of the way. Grenier starts putting boots to Vargas, but Dixon comes back again, and hits Grenier in the back with a double axe handle. Dixon turns Grenier around, and hits Moonshiner (Un-prettier). Grenier rolls away from them as Dixon and Vargas laugh as the crowd jeers them.
Smith: Fuck you Vargas. Fuck you Dixon. Shit, I am sounding like a fan. Oh, well, Fuck you Vargas.
The crowd erupts into cheers as PerZag and Lance Savage attack Mason Dixon and Chad Vargas. PerZag knocks Chad down into the corner and starts hitting him with kicks to the chest as Lance Savage holds onto the throat of Mason Dixon. Dixon struggles in the grip of Savage, but is unable to get out of it.
Smith: Yes. Destroy him.
PerZag turns around just as Lance Savage lifts him up for the chokeslam, and Vargas pulls PerZag down, making his head bounce off of the middle turnbuckle. Vargas quickly runs over to Savage as he has just made it to his feet, and dropkicks him in the leg. Savage slumps over, but does not go down, and drops Dixon in the process. Dixon moves into position and hits Tennessee Hell Ride (Canadian Destroyer).
Smith: Fuck. Dixon hit that on Savage. Please, someone get rid of them.
The crowd boos as Vargas and Dixon hits kicks to PerZag, Lance Savage, Mack O’Connor and Bob Grenier as the four men are trying to get back to their feet. Mark Storm rushes towards Vargas and Dixon, but gets hit with a double dropkick. Storm gets lifted back up to his feet, and Vargas hits Snakeskin DDT (Modified Evenflow DDT).
Smith: Come on. Someone take them out.
Just on cue, Ricky Rhodes charges and jumps at Mason Dixon, taking him down. Vargas turns to help his trainee, but is attacked by The Lost Soul with an elbow to the face.
10
9
8
7
Smith: We are so close to the end. Who is left to come in? Are there anymore surprises?
6
5
4
3
2
1
Angelus Archer comes running out from the back, and charges down towards the ring.
Smith: OK. So, no surprises yet.
Archer makes it to ringside, and quickly escalates the stairs, and steps into the ring. He runs over to Mack O’Connor near the ropes, and lifts him off of the ground. Archer goes for a punch, but O’Connor blocks it, hits Hollow Point out of nowhere, and throws Archer over the top rope and to the floor.
Smith: Angelus Archer has made history. I think that is the shortest time in the match. I think Typhoon Tiger lasted longer than him.
Archer argues on the outside with the referees, trying to get back into the ring, but the referees hold him back. He finally stops arguing, and walks away towards the back.
Smith: Well, he wasn’t happy about that elimination.
Mack O’Connor stills laughs at Archer, before turning around and receiving a big boot from Supreme Machine. SuMa picks O’Connor up, and clips him under the jaw with the tops of his fingers. SuMa throws O’Connor into the corner, and starts hitting him with punches to the face. O’Connor drops down in the corner, and SuMa starts putting his foot against the throat of O’Connor, trying to take all the oxygen away from him.
Smith: Come on. That can kill someone. At least do that to Chad Vargas if you plan on doing it.
Meanwhile, Ricky Rhodes tries to eliminate Mason Dixon from the match, and TLS tries to get Chad Vargas over the ropes, but Vargas holds on to the middle rope. PerZag and Lance Savage get taken down with a double clothesline from Bob Grenier. Grenier lifts PerZag to his feet, and throws him over the top rope, but PerZag holds on, landing on the apron. Grenier starts hitting punch after punch to PerZag, trying to get PerZag to lose his balance, and fall out of the ring.
Smith: ‘The Worthiest of All’ has had a good showing here, but he is nearly out of this one. He and Grenier have done really well in this match.
Grenier hits another punch, but PerZag still stands on the apron. He hits another punch, but gets dropkicked from behind by Mark Storm, and gets sent over the ropes as well. Grenier and PerZag stand on the apron, and start striking each other with punches, trying to knock one man off of the apron. Grenier hits a clothesline, knocking PerZag back into the ring, and quickly ascends the turnbuckle. He reaches the top jumps off for a 450 splash, but PerZag moves out of the way, and Grenier hits the mat hard.
Smith: Ouch. That has got to take the wind out of you.
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
Smith: Five more to go.
1
'Tear Away' by Drowning Pool plays over the PA, and Tatum rushes out from the back. He storms down to the ring, and slides in. Mark Storm walks towards him, but Coe hits a spinning kick into his gut. Coe grabs Storm, and hits Decadence (Powerbomb into a Piledriver).
Smith: Tatum Coe is here, and we have four more men to enter the match. We know who is last to come in, as Captain Canada got that pick with a victory over Grenier earlier tonight, and we know that Baxter still has got to enter the match as well.
Tatum Coe lifts Mark Storm off of the ground, and throws him over the top rope. Storm holds on as Coe walks off, and looks around. TLS comes towards Coe, and Coe hits another spinning kick to the gut, and then hits Decadence.
Smith: Coe is hitting that on everyone thus far. I may be over exaggerating, but he has hit that move on two people at least.
Coe turns around, and Ricky Rhodes hits him with a running elbow to the face. Rhodes hits a code breaker, and then backs off as Coe is on his hands and knees. Rhodes runs up to Coe, looking for a curb stomp, but Coe moves out of the way, and gets back to his feet. Coe hits a spinning kick to the gut again, and hits Decadence on Ricky Rhodes.
Smith: Coe showing dominance to begin with.
Tatum Coe yells out loud, but the crowd gives him no reaction whatsoever. He turns around and is met with a clothesline by The Lost Soul. TLS picks Coe up off of the ground, and tries to get him over the top rope. Mark Storm rushes pass as he bounces off of the ropes and hits a flying forearm on Bob Grenier, knocking Grenier to the ground.
Smith: There is so much action happening in the ring at once, it is hard to see what is happening all the time.
Mark Storm gets up off of the ground, and turns around to charge towards the ropes, but is met with a double clothesline by Chad Vargas and Mason Dixon. The crowd boos them as the next countdown starts.
10
9
8
7
Smith: Will this man here be a surprise entrant, or will it be Baxter.
6
5
4
3
2
1
Smith: What....the....Fuck? That cannot be right.
Hood walks out from the back just after the countdown reaches zero, and the crowd are unsure what is happening. Members of the ring look towards him, and wonder what is going on. Hood runs towards the ring, but stops at ringside, where he catches his breath from the short run. He slides into the ring as Chad Vargas and Mason Dixon pick Mark Storm up off of the mat.
Smith: This cannot be happening. Hood cannot be in this match. This is just crazy.
Hood stops Vargas and Dixon, and says something to them that is inaudible. Vargas nods his head, and Hood grabs Storm as well, and the three men throw Mark Storm over the top rope, and to the outside.
Smith: Just wait a second. Hood has gotten an elimination. Man, I am going to have to quit commentating.
Hood double high fives Vargas and Dixon, and points to the corner where Bob Grenier is seated. Vargas and Dixon walk over there, and start kicking Grenier as Hood cheers them on.
Smith: This is just ridiculous.
Tatum Coe is seen running passed as TLS tossed him towards the rope. TLS goes for a clothesline on Coe, but Coe ducks. Coe runs towards the other ropes, springs off of the middle one, and hits TLS with a flying crossbody.
Smith: Two of OCW’s greats fighting it out here.
Tatum waits until TLS gets to his feet, and hits a spinning kick to his gut. TLS backs up, and Tatum grabs him, looking for Decadence, but TLS maneuvers out of it, and clips him under the jaw with his hand. TLS runs towards the ropes, springs back, and is met with another spinning kick to the gut.
Smith: Some good back and forth action taking place right here.
TLS staggers back into the ropes, and Tatum Coe goes for a clothesline, but TLS ducks, and sends Coe over his head, over the ropes, and to the outside.
Smith: And Tatum Coe has been eliminated.
10
9
8
7
6
5
Smith: Three more to go. Who is next?
4
3
2
1
"Nightfall" by Xandria plays over the PA and Danny B storms down to the ring. Vargas and Dixon in the ring turn their attention towards Danny as Danny slides into the ring, and stares straight at them. Hood walks in the middle of them, telling Danny to stop.
Smith: Hood, do not be an idiot.
Danny looks around the arena, and then hits an RKS (Ripper’s Kill Shot (RKO)) out of nowhere. Hood bounces off of the ground, and rolls to the side of the ring. Mason Dixon charges at Danny, and Danny throws him over the top rope, but Dixon lands on the apron. Vargas goes after Danny as well, but Danny starts hitting punch after punch to the face. Danny runs towards the ropes, springs back and hits a spear on Vargas.
Smith: Danny B is getting his revenge from earlier tonight, and has hopefully shown Hood the reason why he is a commentator.
Danny gets up, and looks around the ring as Mason Dixon has climbed to the top turnbuckle in the corner. Dixon jumps off, but is met with an RKS out of nowhere, which makes Dixon slump to the mat. Danny B picks Mason up off of the mat, and tosses him over the top rope and to the outside.
Smith: Danny B has eliminated Mason Dixon. Dixon is out.
Danny B turns around and is met with a poke to the eye by Chad Vargas. Vargas hits Danny a few times, and tosses him towards the ropes. Danny springs back as Vargas goes for a clothesline, but Danny ducks the clothesline, springs off of the opposite ropes and hits Destiny Deliverance (Daniel Bryan's Running Knee). Vargas slumps to the ground.
Smith: Vargas is getting taught a lesson right here.
Danny B waits as Vargas makes his way to his feet near the ropes, and Danny B charges in, hits a clothesline that sends Vargas over the top rope, and to the outside.
Smith: YES. HE IS OUT OF HERE.
Mason Dixon helps Vargas up to his feet as Vargas curses Danny B. Danny stands at the ropes with a huge smile on his face until he suddenly gets dumped over the top rope and to the outside.
Smith: No, that’s it. I quit. That is just fucking ridiculous.
Danny B turns around, and see’s Hood waving at him.
Smith: That is just not fucking right.
Hood turns around in the ring, and walks into the 6’9” Supreme Machine. Hood backs off as SuMa tilts his head to the left, and picks Hood up above his head. He holds Hood up over his head, and throws him over the top rope on to Vargas and Dixon. Danny stands at ringside as Hood gets to his feet. Danny runs and hits Hood with a spear, and then walks off back down the ramp as Vargas, Dixon and Hood lay on the ground.
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
'Higher' by Creed plays over the PA as the crowd waits for Baxter to come out from the back. Baxter does not show up as the big screen turns on, and it is shown that Baxter is knocked out, on the ground. We hear an official say 'you take his spot' off into the distance. The crowd waits for this mystery man as we see The Lost Soul get sent over the top rope, and out of the match by Supreme Machine.
Smith: Supreme Machine now has four eliminations, but who is this mystery man.
Dexter’s theme plays over the PA as The Bounty Hunter comes running out from the back, and towards the ring. The crowd gasps as the members of the ring watch him run down the ramp.
Smith: No way. It’s true. He is alive, and he has entered himself in the Rumble.
The Bounty Hunter makes in to the ring, and slides in as everyone stares at him. He points towards PerZag in the corner before Lance Savage stands in his way. The Bounty Hunter looks Savage up and down before Savage attacks him with punches. Savage hits punch after punch to the face of The Bounty Hunter until Bounty Hunter moves back towards the ropes. Savage stands back, goes for a clothesline, but The Bounty Hunter ducks, turns around and hits a clothesline that sends Savage over the ropes and to the floor.
Smith: And ‘The Demon’ is gone.
The Bounty Hunter turns around, and goes after PerZag. PerZag starts to hit punches on The Bounty Hunter, but TBH fights back with punches of his own, drawing PerZag into the corner, and hitting punch after punch to his chest.
Smith: The Bounty Hunter is going after the man who ended his career.
The Bounty Hunter continues to hit PerZag with punches and kicks, whilst we see Bob Grenier slide outside of the ring. He stands at ringside as the countdown for the last entrant commences.
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
Bob Grenier goes searching under the ring, and pulls out an unconscious Captain Canada.
Smith: I cannot believe that he is still out cold after being hit with Bob Grenier’s finisher earlier in the night.
Bob Grenier lifts Captain Canada to his feet, and tosses him into the ring. Bob Grenier follows in afterwards, and lifts Captain Canada up off of the ground, and tosses him over the top rope and to the outside.
Smith: And there goes Captain Canada. We are now down to six.
The Bounty Hunter continues to hit PerZag with kicks to the chest, and the lifts him back up to his feet. Bounty backs up, runs at PerZag, and hits a stinger splash. PerZag drops down in the corner again. The Bounty Hunter picks him up again, but this time runs to the opposite corner, charges back, and goes for another stinger splash.
Smith: PerZag is getting destroyed by his former partner.
The Bounty Hunter jumps up for the stinger splash, but PerZag quickly moves out of the way. TBH bounces his head off of the top turnbuckle, and PerZag grabs him, and throws him over the top rope, and to the outside.
Smith: And PerZag has eliminated The Bounty Hunter.
PerZag turns around, and is met with a punch by Bob Grenier. Grenier goes for another punch, but PerZag blocks it, grabs hold of him, and hits a belly-to-belly suplex.
Smith: Here we go. Down to the final five.
PerZag gets up, and is met with a clothesline from Mack O’Connor. Mack O’Connor lifts PerZag to his feet, and tosses him towards the ropes. O’Connor goes for a clothesline, but PerZag ducks, springs off of the opposite ropes, jumps up, and hits a hurricanrana on Mack O’Connor. PerZag grabs O’Connor around the head as he is getting to his feet, and hits a bulldog in the centre of the ring.
Smith: Who is going to win this match? Will PerZag retain the title that he gave to himself or will one of these other participants win the title.
PerZag gets up after hitting the bulldog on O’Connor and is hit with a flying elbow smash by Ricky Rhodes. PerZag gets knocked towards the corner, and Rhodes follows him. Rhodes climbs onto the second rope, and starts hitting punch after punch in the corner on PerZag.
Smith: Ricky Rhodes is now getting himself a piece of the Worthy Champion.
Rhodes hits a few more punches before his is lifted up into the powerbomb position, and is carried to the centre of the ring, and hit with Worthiest Move Of All (Powerbomb dropped into a double knee backbreaker (Tommaso Ciampa's Project Ciampa)). Rhodes grabs his back in pain as PerZag slowly gets back up to his feet.
Smith: Man, that is a powerful move.
PerZag reaches his feet again, but is hit with a big boot from Supreme Machine. SuMa hits a few punches that drives PerZag back towards the corner, and hits a kick to the gut. SuMa irish whips PerZag towards the opposite corner, following him. Once, PerZag reaches the other corner, he jumps to the top rope, and flips over hitting Death From Above (Top Rope Moonsault Onto A Standing Opponent).
Smith: And PerZag has taken Supreme Machine off of his feet with that move.
PerZag gets up and raises his hands to the crowd as they cheer for him, but suddenly Mack O’Connor and Bob Grenier grab him from behind, and send him over the top rope, and to the outside.
Smith: Unbelievable. The Worthy Champion is out of there, and we are now down to the final four. We are going to have a new champion here tonight, and it is not going to be that tosser, Chad Vargas.
PerZag starts getting into an argument with Bob Grenier as Bob laughs at him. Bob yells out ‘You are not worthy’ as PerZag is seeming to get frustrated. Bob laughs some more, before he is dumped over the top rope, and to the outside by Mack O’Connor.
Smith: And Mack O’Connor has eliminated Bob Grenier.
Bob stares back up at Mack O’Connor as O’Connor makes the symbol of a title around his waist. He shrugs his shoulders, and says ‘Sorry’ before he is dropkicked from behind by Ricky Rhodes, and is sent over the top rope, and to the outside.
Smith: Mack O’Connor has been eliminated by Ricky Rhodes. We are down to two.
Ricky Rhodes starts laughing as he runs towards the opposite ropes, runs back, and goes through the ropes, hitting PerZag, Bob Grenier and Mack O’Connor with a suicide dive.
Smith: Ricky Rhodes was not eliminated there as he went through the ropes.
Rhodes stands up, laughing, and slides back into the ring. He gets up, and is met with a big boot by Supreme Machine. Supreme lifts Rhodes up off of the ground, and into the air, above his head. He walks over to the ropes, and throws Rhodes over the top onto PerZag, Grenier and O’Connor as they have gotten to their feet, taking them all down.
Smith: He has done it. Supreme Machine is the new Worthy Champion.
Belvedere: And the winner of your match and NEW Worthy Champion...SUPREME MACHINE!
“Warheart” by Children of Bodom plays over the PA as Supreme Machine walks towards the opposite ropes. He climbs outside, and grabs the Worthy title out of the briefcase, and places it over his shoulder. Supreme turns around, and walks around the ring, as Ricky Rhodes walks up to him, complaining.
Smith: There is no point in complaining. Supreme Machine is your new champion.
Supreme stares at Ricky Rhodes, and then hits him with a big boot. He stares down at him, and then walks off. He slowly walks down the ramp, and eventually walks backstage as the footage pans to Smith.
Smith: Well, thank-you for watching the show this evening. It was a great night.
Smith looks to his left as Hood sits down next to him.
Smith: Hey, Hood.
Hood: Hey, Smith. I finally made it.
Smith: Yeah. I saw you in the match.
Hood: Yep. I have come down to commentary now to commentate the rest of it.
Smith: Well, sorry, Hood. The match is over, and the show is done.
Hood: Fuck.
Hood stands up tossing the headset onto the table.
Smith: Thank-you, and goodbye.
Smith: Hello, and welcome to yet another Web Show. We are here in Australia for a show hosted by none other than ‘The Worthiest of All’...PerZag. I am accompanied by none other than Richard because he was the only one available as Hood has disappeared off of the face of the Earth, and PerZag did not invite any of our other backup commentators. Nonetheless, it is good to see you Richard.
Richard: Thanks, Smith. I am glad that PerZag invited me to commentate with you this evening as we used to be good old friends in Power and Worth.
Smith: Yes. You guys use to run in the same group. Still keep in touch.
Richard: No...not really. In fact, PerZag never even helped me out. Bob was the only one to ever show any interest in helping me. You know what...screw PerZag, he had no respect for me.
Smith: Well, I heard that the only reason we were able to get Rod Laver Arena was because of PerZag. He is very respected over here in Australia.
Richard: Lousy Australians.
Smith: Is it just me or is it that every time I have a broadcast partner, they turn into dickheads.
Suddenly, ‘Eye of the Tiger’ by Survivor plays over the PA system as PerZag walks out to a huge crowd reaction. The crowd cheer showing signs such as ‘He is The Worthiest of All’, ‘Australia is on the Worthy List’ and ‘Outback Championship Wrestling’. PerZag sees the sign for Outback Championship Wrestling, and takes it off of the fan. He rips the sign in half, and hands the fan a sign saying ‘Online Championship Wrestling’. PerZag stops for a bit, looking at the crowd before charging down to the ring. He slides into the ring, and strolls around before grabbing a microphone from Belvedere. He strolls to the centre of the ring, and looks around at the sold out crowd.
PerZag: Welcome to Online Championship Wrestling.
The crowd starts cheering, and chanting ‘OCW’ over and over again. PerZag smiles at the crowd.
PerZag: Thank-you. It is great to have you all here to watch this show. I have a huge plan tonight, but first I would like to thank my contact in getting Rod Laver Arena available for this show. You know who you are, so thank-you.
PerZag stops for a moment, looking out to the now silent crowd.
PerZag: So as I said, I have a great night booked tonight as I have booked the show for this evening. First up we have a match between Bob Grenier and Captain Canada to be crowned the ‘King of Canada’. Secondly, I have an open challenge to anyone in the back for a match. The third match I have booked this evening will be a special match that involves four participants. This match is a showcase of talent that I personally know, and have contacted for this night. Now that brings me to the main event...
PerZag stops again, taking a breath, watching the crowd as they wait for PerZag to announce the main event of the evening.
PerZag: The main event is a special match to be the first person to be placed on the new and improved Worthy List. This match will be an over-the-top-rope royal rumble match. 30 men will step into the ring at 90 second intervals with the winner getting placed onto the Worthy List.
Smith: A huge announcement this evening, cannot wait for the main event. Who is your tip to win, Richard?
Richard: Anyone but PerZag. He is not winning this match.
PerZag: So, lets start our first match then. Bob Grenier vs. Captain Canada in a match to become the ‘King of Canada’. I will be the guest ring announcer for this match.
Smart Went Crazy begins echoes throughout the arena and Bob Grenier makes his way out to a nice ovation. He slaps the hands of his fans while he mouths the words of the song to himself, about half way down the aisle he stops and looks up and throws both hands in the air in tribute to his deceased relatives. He looks directly into the OCW camera and then playfully turns it towards the audience before he slides under the bottom rope. He walks up to PerZag, and they start to have a stare down. PerZag puts out his hand, and they shake. The fans continue to cheer as Bob Grenier sits on the top turnbuckle silently awaiting his opponent.
PerZag: Firstly, from Timmins, Ontario, Canada weighing in at two hundred and twenty two pounds...Bob Grenier.
Captain Canada immediately crawls out from under the ring, and slides into the ring to absolutely no ovation at all.
PerZag: Secondly, from somewhere in Canada...I think, weighing in at some fuck load of pounds...Captain Canada.
Captain Canada sits on the opposite turnbuckle, copying Bob Grenier. Bob Grenier stares at him, getting irate at Captain Canada’s imitation of him.
PerZag: Before this match begins, I have made a last second decision. I have decided that the winner of this match will get the last position in the Worthy Rumble later this evening, and the loser will have to enter the match first. OK, so let this match begin.
PerZag leaves the ring, and the bell sounds off. Bob Grenier charges at Captain Canada, and hits him with a strong clothesline. Captain Canada crumbles to the ground, grabbing his throat in pain. Grenier stands over him, and looks out at the crowd.
Smith: A strong start here by Bob. Canada hates him at the moment, maybe this win will change their minds.
Richard: Lets go Bob (clap, clap, clap clap clap). Lets go Bob (clap, clap, clap clap clap).
Bob stands next to Captain Canada, and hits a standing shooting star press. Bob goes for the cover, and scruff comes in for the count, but before he can count one, Bob gets up. He picks up Captain Canada, and hits a suplex right in front of the corner.
Smith: Some great talented moves by Bob Grenier so far in this match. It is going to be hard for Captain Canada to win this one.
Richard: Bob Grenier is the greatest guy I know. He was always kind to me. He is the King in my opinion. Not like PerZag...he is a douche.
Bob Grenier starts climbing the turnbuckle, and reaches the top. He stands on the top rope, looking down at Captain Canada. He jumps off the top rope, hitting a perfect 450 splash on Captain Canada.
Richard: Some pure talent. Bob is greatness. Captain Canada has absolutely no hope. This is what happens when you don’t show up for matches.
Smith: True, but if Captain Canada can win this one, that would be a kick-starter for him.
Bob Grenier stands up, and plays to the crowd. He steps onto the second rope and waits for Captain Canada to get up. Canada gets to his feet, and Bob Grenier jumps off of the second rope and hits a flying neckbreaker.
Smith: Bob Grenier is at the point that he wants it. He wants to prove Canada that he is good enough to be King.
Richard: He’s the King! He’s the King!
Bob Grenier picks Captain Canada up, and places him on the top turnbuckle. He lifts him up for the Hollinger Park Hangman, and nails it in the centre of the ring. He covers him for the pin, and Scruff goes in for the count.
1
2
Scruff stops counting, and looks at PerZag who is standing on the apron. PerZag dangles a twenty dollar note, and Scruff stands up, and takes it from PerZag. Bob Grenier stands up, and starts arguing with Scruff as Scruff places the twenty dollar note in his pocket. He turns back to PerZag, and tells him to get off of the apron. PerZag does as he is told, and jumps off of the apron. While Scruff makes sure that PerZag takes his seat, Captain Canada sneaks up behind Bob, and hits a low blow. Bob grabs his crotch in pain as Captain Canada rolls him up for the pin. Scruff turns around and starts the count.
1!
2!
3!
Smith: Holy shit. Captain Canada has won it. He is the King of Canada.
Richard: Shit. PerZag fucking screwed him.
Smith: Do you need to swear?
Richard: Yes, I need to fucking swear.
Smith: Man, as soon as they sit down next to me, they turn into morons.
Captain Canada gets up and starts screaming out loud for his victory. PerZag rolls into the ring, and walks up to Captain Canada whilst holding a microphone.
PerZag: The winner who receives the thirtieth position in the Rumble later on, and is now the KING OF CANADA....CAPTAIN CANADA!
PerZag raises Captain Canada’s hand in victory as he looks at Bob Grenier.
PerZag: AND the loser, who will enter the Rumble at number one....BOB GRENIER!!!
Smith: So, we know that Captain Canada will receive the thirtieth position in the rumble match whilst Bob Grenier will enter at number one.
Richard: Bob Grenier will still win it. He is the best.
PerZag watches Captain Canada as Canada runs around the ring, yelling out about his victory. Suddenly, Bob Grenier attacks Captain Canada from behind, and starts kicking him continuously. Bob Grenier picks Captain Canada up, but gets attacked from behind by PerZag. PerZag hooks Bob up for the PerZag Perfection as Captain Canada rolls out of the ring. He lifts Bob up, but then drops him as Richard attacks him from behind. Richard turns PerZag around, and punches him in the face, which staggers PerZag.
Smith: What are you doing, Richard? Get back to commentary.
Richard hits PerZag again, and then Bob Grenier hits PerZag. After a few more strikes, PerZag retreats, and exits the ring, quickly. He starts walking down towards the back until Richard calls him back, using the mic that PerZag dropped before.
Richard: Hey, PerZag. Stop with what you are doing. I accept your open challenge.
Richard drops the mic, and waits for PerZag to get into the ring. Meanwhile, Bob Grenier leaves the ring, and picks up Captain Canada. He lifts him in the air, and hits Hollinger Park Hangman on the concrete on the outside. He rolls Canada under the ring, and out of sight as he turns his attention back to PerZag. PerZag has gotten a microphone off of a production crew member, and smiles at Richard.
PerZag: If it is a match you want, Richard, it is a match you will get, but I will make a last minute announcement for this match. So, the announcement that I will make is that the winner of this match will enter the Rumble later on this evening with the choice of position within the match, and the loser will not be able to enter the match. Also...this will be a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH!
PerZag drops his mic on the ground, and charges straight to the ring as the bell rings. He and Richard instantly start brawling, hitting punch after punch wherever they could land the punch. After a few more punches from both PerZag and Richard, PerZag rakes the eyes, and that makes Richard stumble towards the corner. PerZag backs up to the opposite corner and runs in for a stinger splash, but Richard quickly moves out of the way, and PerZag smashes his head on the top turnbuckle. Richard runs to the ropes, rebounding off of them and sending PerZag to the outside with a clothesline.
Smith: Now, I am the only one on commentary, man I am so alone. So alone.
PerZag stands up on the outside, and staggers around. He staggers around until he faces Bob Grenier, and Bob Grenier runs at him, hitting a clothesline. Bob Grenier drags PerZag to his feet and roles him into the ring. Richard quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle, and jumps off hitting a moonsault on PerZag, he goes for the quick pin.
1
Kick Out!
Smith: Well, as the only one here, I may as well play both roles.
Smith Imitating Hood: I am a dickhead, who thinks he is better than everyone else.
Smith: I will never do that again.
Richard stands up, and looks over at Bob Grenier. Bob Grenier has just retrieved a chair from under the ring, and slides it into the ring. Richard picks up the chair, and hits it on the back of PerZag as PerZag screams out in pain. Richard lifts the chair up again and hits it across PerZag’s back. Richard throws the chair on the ground, picking PerZag up to his feet, and placing him on the top turnbuckle.
Smith: Richard has a plan here, maybe something to hurt PerZag.
Richard looks at PerZag, and quickly maneuvers the chair, and walks over to the corner. Richard steps onto the first rope striking PerZag, but PerZag quickly strikes back. He strikes him a few times before Richard staggers on the first rope. PerZag hooks Richard around the neck, springing off of the second rope, and hitting a tornado DDT on the steel chair. PerZag covers Richard for the pin.
1
2
Bob Grenier drags PerZag out of the ring, and hits a punch that takes PerZag down to the ground.
Smith: Now, this is a bit different. PerZag has no backup, yet his opponent does.
Bob Grenier lifts PerZag up, and tosses him into the ring. Grenier slides into the ring, and picks up the chair. He hits PerZag with a chair shot, and drops the chair onto the ground. He picks PerZag up, dragging him to the corner, and placing him on the top turnbuckle. He lifts him up for the Hollinger Park Hangman, and nails it on the steel chair.
Smith: This is all over and done with. Grenier hit his finisher on the steel chair, Richard has won this one.
Richard crawls over to PerZag, and hooks him up for the pin.
1
2
Kick Out!
Smith: Well, I was wrong. He did kick out.
Bob Grenier exits the ring, and looks under the apron, pulling out a table. He slides the table into the ring, and checks under the apron again. He pulls out another table, and sets it up on the outside. Grenier reenters the ring, and sets the table up, near the turnbuckle, as Richard lifts PerZag to his feet. Richard moves PerZag over towards the table set up near the turnbuckles, and places him on it. Bob stops him, and points to the table outside, and then points at the turnbuckle.
Smith: Grenier has a plan, and it is certainately going to hurt.
Grenier grabs PerZag, and lifts him onto the top turnbuckle, as Richard climbs through the ropes and onto the apron. He climbs to the second rope, and hooks PerZag for a suplex as Grenier helps Richard with the placement of PerZag. As Richard is about to lift PerZag for the suplex, the lights go out, and darkness enters the arena.
Smith: What the hell is going on here?
The big screen turns on as a shadowy figure is on screen. His face is not seen, and a deep voice is heard over the PA.
: I’M HERE!
The big screen turns off, and the lights turn back on as someone is in the ring, holding onto the throat of Richard.
Smith: Its ‘The Demon’ Lance Savage. He’s back.
‘The Demon’ Lance Savage has his hand around Richard’s throat, and he throws him off of the second rope, and through the table on the outside with a vicious chokeslam. Savage turns around as Grenier charges at him. Savage hits a big boot, and Grenier goes down. He lifts Grenier to his feet, picking him, up flipping him around for a tombstone, and nails it on the chair. He lifts Grenier to his feet, and tosses him over the top rope and to the outside.
Smith: Lance Savage is back, and he is showing his dominance like he did before he left.
Savage slides to the outside, and picks Richard up from the wreckage of the table, and tosses him into the ring. He lifts Richard up, and carries him to the corner where PerZag is seated. Savage picks Richard up, and PerZag stands on the top turnbuckle. Savage lifts him onto PerZag shoulders as PerZag holds Richard up. PerZag jumps off at hits ‘The Worthiest Move of All’ (Powerbomb dropped into a double knee backbreaker) through the table.
Smith: Holy shit. I think Richard has broken his back.
Richard lies in the table wreckage, unmoving, as PerZag covers him for the pin.
1
2
3!!!
Smith: Well, PerZag has done it, and I think he has injured Richard in the process.
Belvedere: And your winner of the match...PERZAG!
Before Belvedere can actually finish the announcement, PerZag and Lance Savage put boots to Richard, as Richard lay on the ground, unconscious. PerZag and Savage continue to kick Richard as Bob Grenier reenters the ring and attacks Savage. Grenier hits a few punches to the back of Lance Savage, but PerZag interferes and pokes him in the eye. Savage grabs Grenier’s throat, and chokeslams him onto the steel chair. Savage exits the ring, and pulls out another table from under the ring.
Smith: Please just stop this. There is no need for more.
Savage pushes the table into the ring, and slides in after it. He sets up the table at the opposite corner from where the wreckage of Richard is placed, and PerZag climbs to the top turnbuckle, and waits as Lance Savage picks Bob Grenier up to his feet.
Smith: No. Not to Grenier too, please stop this. Stop this right now.
‘Vagabond’ by the Greenskeepers blasts through the PA system as Mack O’Connor runs out from the back, and charges down to the ring. Lance Savage drops Bob Grenier, and as O’Connor hits the ring, the lights turn off. The lights turn back on after a moment, and Lance Savage and PerZag stand at the end of the ramp, looking into the ring.
Smith: Thank God, Mack got there in time, Grenier nearly had his back injured as well.
Mack O’Connor helps Grenier to his feet, and they check on Richard, calling down medics to the ring. They wait there as the footage goes to Smith.
Smith: While we wait for the medics to get Richard out of here, and to a hospital, we will go to a break.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
“Three men enter one ring.”
Footage shows images of PerZag, Bob Grenier and Mack O’Connor.
“An OCW World Title shot is on the line for April’s Pay Per View.”
The footage shows a tall wooden box.
“A wooden box steps in the way of these individuals.”
The footage shows PerZag, Bob Grenier and Mack O’Connor again.
“A Penalty Box match will prove which one of these three deserves the next title shot.”
The footage shows PerZag standing in the ring.
“PerZag, the self proclaimed ‘Worthiest of All’.”
The footage shows Bob Grenier outside of the ring.
“Canada’s own, Bob Grenier.”
The footage shows Mack O’Connor holding onto his previously owned OCW World Title.
“And the former OCW Champion, Mack O’Connor.”
The footage shows still images of all three on the one screen.
“These three men will step into the ring to show that they are the best. That they deserve the championship shot.”
The footage shows an image of the Code of Silence Pay Per View.
“This is CODE OF SILENCE.”
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------
Smith: Welcome back from the break. I have been informed that Richard has suffered a back strain, nothing too serious, but he will not be able to compete for a month or so. Belvedere also has announcement to make right now.
The footage pans to Belvedere as he stands in the ring, holding onto a microphone.
Belvedere: I have an announcement to make. Replacing Richard on commentary, will be none other than a close friend of PerZag himself...JACKSON ROYCESTON!
A man wearing a brown coat with a red bow-tie walks out from the back, and casually walks down the aisle. He walks around the ring, and sits at the table next to Smith. He puts on the headphones with the mic, and moves himself into a more comfortable position.
Jackson Royceston: It is nice to meet you Smith. You are the reason why I am a commentator.
Smith: Really. At least someone has some decency.
Jackson Royceston: Yeah. Now lets get this fucking party started. Where are the bitches?
Smith: Fucking hell, I swear it is that seat that turns them into dickheads.
The footage pans to Belvedere as Belvedere waits in the centre of the ring, holding a microphone.
Belvedere: This match is a Fatal Four Way Elimination Match. Four men will enter, and a member of the match will be eliminated by either pinfall or submission. The winner of this match will get a placement in the main event rumble.
'Higher' by Creed starts playing over the PA System. The lights dim down as the masked man walks out onto the stage. The masked man points around the crowd that have shown up to the arena, and then puts his hand straight up in the air as the crowd cheers along. He points into the ring and sprints down the ramp way directly towards the ring. He stops just before entering the ring and kneels down. He lifts his head back and looks up towards the sky, with his arms out the side at full length. He stands up walking over to the ring apron and jumps on it. He runs up the turnbuckle, and front flips into the ring as 'Higher' by Creed finishes. The lights come back to full brightness as Baxter starts stretching out for his match.
Belvedere: Firstly, from Parts Unknown, standing at one hundred and ninety six centimetres, weighing in at one hundred and two kilograms...BAXTER!
‘Final Countdown’ by Europe plays over the PA system. Dudley Waller stumbles out onto the stage. He shakes with fear. The crowd starts cheering for him, so Dudley runs to the ring. He slides into the ring, and motions for the crowd. He sits on a top turnbuckle waiting for the match to begin.
Belvedere: Secondly, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, standing at one hundred and eighty five centimetres, weighing in at one hundred kilograms...DUDLEY WALLER!!!
‘Can’t Hold Us’ plays over the PA system, and Ghost Hunter #1 runs out from the back, and races to the ring at full speed. He rushes under the bottom rope, sliding to the other side of the ring. He gets to his feet, and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He raises his hands in the air as the crowd cheers for him. He backflips back into the centre of the ring, and raises his hands again. He stands in a corner stretching out for this match.
Belvedere: Thirdly, from Parts Unknown, standing at one hundred and eighty five centimetres, weighing in at seventy four kilograms...GHOST HUNTER #1
‘The Doctor Who Theme’ plays over the PA system as Ghost Hunter #2 walks onto the stage. He slowly paces towards the ring, and Ghost Hunter #2 slowly gets closer to the ring. Ghost Hunter #2 walks up the stairs on to the apron, and steps over the top rope into the ring. He walks to the centre of the ring, and puts up his arm, and the crowd cheers. He walks to the corner, and waits for the match to begin.
Belvedere: Finally, from Parts Unknown, standing at two hundred and eight centimetres, weighing in at one hundred kilograms...GHOST HUNTER #2
Belvedere exits the ring as Ghost Hunter #1 and #2 stand in one corner facing Baxter and Dudley Waller who are in the opposite corner.
Jackson Royceston: I know these four men personally, and The Ghost Hunter’s have had experience as a Tag Team, and so have Baxter and Dudley Waller. This match is going to showcase these four talents.
Smith: This will be interesting. Some of these wrestlers may get a chance at a contract.
Jackson Royceston: Well, PerZag knows these men, and having them here tonight will certainly showcase their abilities in the ring.
Smith: Lets watch the match.
Baxter and Dudley Waller charge at The Ghost Hunter’s as The Ghost Hunter’s charge at them. They start brawling as Baxter and Ghost Hunter #2 trade punches, and Dudley Waller and Ghost Hunter #1 trade punches.
Jackson Royceston: Ghost Hunter #2 will have the height advantage over Baxter here, but Dudley Waller will have the brawling advantage over Ghost Hunter #1.
Dudley Waller hits a few punches on Ghost Hunter #1, and that stuns him. Dudley Waller runs into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but Ghost Hunter #1 ducks the clothesline, and as Dudley Waller stops and turns around, Ghost Hunter #1 flips back, and hits a Pele Kick that sends Dudley Waller tumbling to the outside.
Jackson Royceston: I was wrong, the speed from Ghost Hunter #1 took out the brawling style of Dudley Waller.
Smith: Man, that guy is fast.
Jackson Royceston: Yes, definitely has that factor in him.
Baxter hits a knee to the chest of Ghost Hunter #2, that makes him bend over, grabbing his chest. Baxter grabs Ghost Hunter #2 around the neck, looking for a DDT, but Ghost Hunter #1 hits Baxter on the back with a double axe handle.
Jackson Royceston: That is going to be a factor in this match. The teamwork of The Ghost Hunter’s will certainately play a factor to this match.
Smith: A great difference in styles. The different styles of The Ghost Hunter’s certainately gives them an advantage against other teams.
Ghost Hunter #2 grabs Baxter, picking him up, and placing him on the top turnbuckle. He looks back at Ghost Hunter #1, whom climbs to the top of a different turnbuckle, waiting for Ghost Hunter #2. Ghost Hunter #2 grabs Baxter by the throat, but Dudley Waller comes from behind, and hits him on the back with a double axe handle.
Jackson Royceston: Baxter was saved right there. He nearly got hit by a move that The Ghost Hunter’s call Extinguished.
Smith: I think Baxter got lucky.
Dudley Waller hits a knee to the gut of Ghost Hunter #2. He picks him up, and hits a bodyslam. Waller walks towards Ghost Hunter #1, but Ghost Hunter #1 springs off of the top turnbuckle, hitting a dropkick on Dudley Waller that sends him to the outside. As soon as Ghost Hunter #1 gets up, Baxter springs off with a flying crossbody, holding on for the pin.
1
2
Broken up by Ghost Hunter #2
Smith: He saved his partner.
Jackson Royceston: He must want it to end with him and his partner.
Ghost Hunter #2 picks up Baxter, and gets him ready for a powerbomb, but Dudley Waller stops him with a strike. He strikes Ghost Hunter #2, until he backs him into the corner, and he starts putting boots to his midsection until Hunter #2 gets on the ground in the corner. Waller gets up, and hits a clothesline on Baxter, sending Baxter to the outside.
Smith: This is every man for himself.
Jackson Royceston: I knew that the teams would not last very long.
Dudley Waller turns around as Ghost Hunter #1 charges at him. Waller lifts him up, hitting an atomic drop. He turns around as Ghost Hunter #2 charges at him, and Waller lifts him up, and hits a spinebuster. Waller plays to the crowd as Baxter climbs back onto the apron, but Waller hits an elbow into his face, sending him to the outside.
Smith: That Dudley Waller is taking them all out, showing his true strength.
Jackson Royceston: He is not a very big man, but he is strong.
Waller turns around, and Ghost Hunter #2 charges at him with a big boot, but Waller ducks it. He turns Hunter #2 around, and lifts him up for a brainbuster. He holds Ghost Hunter #2 there until Ghost Hunter #1 hits Waller with a superkick, that stuns him, and makes him drop Hunter #2 back to his feet.
Jackson Royceston: And that is the tag team factor.
Ghost Hunter #2 picks Waller up for a torture rack, but then hits Waller with an inverted F5. Meanwhile, Baxter gets back on the apron again, but is superkicked off by Ghost Hunter #1. Ghost Hunter #2 has picked Waller up on his shoulders, ready to hit him with an electric chair, but he stands in front of the corner, as Ghost Hunter #1 climbs the turnbuckle.
Jackson Royceston: I know what is coming here. They call this move Hunted.
Hunter #1 reaches the top turnbuckle, and stands on top of it. He springs off for a shooting star press, as Hunter #2 lifts Waller up above his shoulders, and Hunter #1 grabs hold of Waller around the neck, and turns him around, hitting a tornado DDT off of Hunter #2’s shoulders. Hunter #1 covers Waller for the pin.
1
2
3!!!
Belvedere: Dudley Waller has been eliminated.
Smith: One down, two to go.
Baxter climbs onto the apron as Hunter #2 throws Dudley Waller over the top rope and to the outside, and Baxter springs off of the ropes, hitting a dropkick that send Hunter #1 to the outside. Baxter quickly climbs back onto the apron as Hunter #2 turns around towards him, and Baxter springs off hitting a springboard clothesline on Hunter #2, and he then covers him for the pin.
1
2
3!!!
Belvedere: Ghost Hunter #2 has been eliminated.
Jackson Royceston: Unbelievable. Ghost Hunter #2 was unable to kick out of that one.
Smith: That leaves it to Baxter and Ghost Hunter #1.
Baxter springs off of the ropes, and charges at Hunter #1 on the outside of the ring, and Baxter springs through the ropes, hitting a suicide dive. He rolls Hunter #1, back into the ring, and climbs onto the apron. Baxter climbs to the top turnbuckle, and yells out ‘Get Baxed’.
Jackson Royceston: Baxter is going for his move Get Baxed, will he hit it, and win this.
Baxter springs off of the top rope, and successfully hits a 450 Splash on Ghost Hunter #1, covering him for the pin.
1
2
3!!!
Belvedere: Ghost Hunter #1 has been eliminated, and your winner of this match, entering the Rumble later on...BAXTER!
‘Higher’ by Creed plays over the PA system as Baxter gets his hand raised in victory.
Jackson Royceston: And Baxter has done it, getting his chance at the rumble which will be coming up soon. Who do you think will win Smith?
Smith: It will be a great one. My pick is for Mack O’Connor. I think he has what it takes to win.
Jackson Royceston: He will certainately have a chance to win, but my pick is for the current champ Chad Vargas. He is the fucking man, and he isn’t champ for any old reason. Greatest wrestler that ever lived.
Smith: Vargas is champion because he tried taking someone’s life. He is an idiot. He does not deserve the title.
Jackson Royceston: Fuck off, Smith. He’s the best.
Smith: Can someone get him out of here? I want Hood.
Jackson Royceston: Yeah, of course you do. You want him bad, don’t you.
Smith: Oh, fuck off. Someone get him out of here right now.
Jackson Royceston: Sorry, mate. I am here for the Rumble match too.
Smith: Now, that is just fucking great.
‘Nightfall’ by Xandria plays over the PA as Danny B storms out from the back, and stands at the top of the ramp. He looks around the crowd as the crowd gives mixed reactions towards him, but suddenly he drops down onto his knees as the crowd suddenly boos. It is revealed that Chad Vargas is standing behind him, holding onto a sledgehammer. Danny B kneels at the top of the stage on his knees, and Chad Vargas hits him in the back of the head with the sledgehammer, and Danny B drops to the ground.
Smith: Shit, someone stop him.
Jackson Royceston: Go Chad Vargas.
Vargas hits Danny in the back of the head again as blood starts pouring out of the back of his head. Vargas throws the sledgehammer away, and calls for someone out the back as we see Mason Dixon walk out, carrying a rope, which at one end is tied in a noose.
Smith: No, stop it. No more, someone stop him.
Jackson Royceston: Do it...Do it...Do it.
Vargas lifts Danny B up as Dixon places the noose around Danny’s head. Vargas starts dragging Danny, by the rope, but suddenly Bob Grenier and Mack O’Connor burst out from the back, and attack Chad and Mason Dixon from behind as they both start retreating. They run away from Bob and Mack, backstage. Bob and Mack check on Danny as Danny is gasping for air, but Danny shrugs them off, and walks out the back, quickly as he seems to be looking for Chad and Dixon. Grenier and O’Connor follow backstage as the footage pans to Smith and Jackson Royceston.
Jackson Royceston: Lets go Vargas, kill some pricks.
Smith punches Jackson in the jaw, and Royceston grabs his jaw.
Smith: Shut up, and call this show without being a dickhead.
Jackson Royceston: Sorry, man. I was just trying to be Hood.
Smith: Go and try and be Hood somewhere else.
Royceston stands up, and runs away crying as Smith smiles as he goes.
Smith: Now, that feels much better. Lets go for a break.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
“Two men enter a Hell in a Cell.”
Footage shows a Hell in a Cell lowering onto a ring.
“This Psychopathic Hell in a Cell will contain these two individuals.”
Footage shows ‘The Ripper’ Danny B after his victory over PerZag at Revenge.
“The Savage champion, Danny B.”
Footage shows Chad Vargas after his victory at Revenge.
“The OCW Champion, Chad Vargas.”
Footage shows both of these men.
“The OCW Championship is on the line.”
Footage shows the cell surrounding the ring.
“Who will walk out of this Psychopathic Hell in a Cell, champion?”
Footage shows the Code of Silence Pay Per View logo.
“This is CODE OF SILENCE!”
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The footage returns as we see Belvedere in the ring.
Belvedere: It is now time for the Rumble match.
The crowd cheers for this announcement as Smart Went Crazy begins echoes throughout the arena. Bob Grenier makes his way out to a nice ovation. He slaps the hands of his fans while he mouths the words of the song to himself, about half way down the aisle he stops and looks up and throws both hands in the air in tribute to his deceased relatives. He looks directly into the OCW camera and then playfully turns it towards the audience before he slides under the bottom rope. The fans continue to cheer as Bob Grenier sits on the top turnbuckle silently awaiting his opponent.
Belvedere: Firstly, from Timmins, Ontario, Canada weighing in at two hundred and twenty two pounds...Bob Grenier.
‘Eye of the Tiger’ by Survivor plays over the PA system as PerZag walks out from the back onto the stage. He holds onto a microphone, and a silver briefcase as the Australian crowd cheers for him.
PerZag: Thank-you, thank-you. I have a quick announcement to make just before this match starts. Earlier, I stated that this match would be for a spot on the Worthy List, well, I lied. This match is not for a spot on the Worthy List. This match is for the Worthy Championship.
PerZag opens up the briefcase he is holding, and reveals the title.
PerZag: This is the Worthy Title, and I am going to crown myself the first ever Worthy Champion. This title is mine, and I will defend this title during this 30 man Rumble match.
The crowd erupts into cheers, and they chant ‘Worthy’, ‘Worthy’, over and over again.
PerZag: And to prove that I deserve this title, I will enter this match second, and I will prove to you all that I am ‘The Worthiest of All’.
PerZag closes the briefcase, drops the microphone, and makes his way to the ring. He walks around to the other side of the ring, and places the briefcase on the broadcast table in front of Smith.
Smith: Well, how about that everyone. A new title here tonight as PerZag defends the title that he crowned himself, within this 30 Man Rumble.
PerZag opens up the briefcase displaying the title. He turns around, and runs into the ring as Belvedere steps out of the ring. PerZag walks into one corner, and squats down as Bob Grenier jumps off the turnbuckle, watching PerZag.
Smith: Here we go. This Rumble match is about to begin, and it is for the Worthy Championship.
The bell sounds, and Bob Grenier charges at PerZag, and starts kicking him before he can get up from the corner. Grenier drills him with kicks until he gets deeper and deeper into the corner. Grenier hits one more kick, stunning PerZag, picks him up, and throws him over the top rope.
Smith: PerZag is gone, wait, no he isn’t, he held on.
PerZag holds onto the top rope, standing on the apron.
Smith: That was lucky. If he had of gone out this early, then that would put a new aspect on ‘The Worthiest of All’.
Bob Grenier hits a punch on PerZag as PerZag holds onto the top rope. He hits another punch that nearly makes PerZag tumble off of the apron, and to the floor. Grenier hits one more that stuns PerZag, and turns around running towards the opposite ropes. He springs off, and heads back towards PerZag, but gets taken down as PerZag hits a springboard clothesline on Grenier.
Smith: Now, that is a way to stay in the match.
PerZag springs up to an ovation from the Australian crowd. Grenier slowly gets to his feet in the corner, and PerZag charges at him, hitting a stinger splash. PerZag turns around, and runs towards the opposite ropes. He springs off, and runs back towards Grenier for a clothesline. Grenier ducks the clothesline, and runs off towards the ropes, as PerZag springs off of the opposite ropes. They charge at each other both hitting a clothesline, that takes both of them to the ground.
Smith: That’s got to hurt.
10
Smith: The countdowns started already.
9
8
7
6
Smith: Who is going to enter third?
5
4
3
2
Smith: Who is it going to be?
1
“Needle and the Spoon” by Lynyrd Skynyrd plays over the PA as Chad Vargas walks out to an ovation of jeers. The crowd curses at him, which grows a smile to his face.
Smith: Not this fuckhead.
Vargas smiles at the crowd, and they continue to show their hate. He looks down at the ring at two of his rivals, one current and one former. He charges down the ramp towards the ring, and slides in as Grenier nearly reaches his feet. Vargas hits Grenier with a clothesline, and hits a clothesline to PerZag as PerZag nearly reaches his feet.
Smith: I cannot believe I am saying this, but come on PerZag, kick that prick’s ass. You too Grenier, get rid of Vargas.
Vargas looks over at Smith on commentary, and smiles. He turns his head, and kicks PerZag in the groin. PerZag grabs the area, and slumps to the ground in pain. Vargas looks back at Smith, and smiles.
Smith: Fuck you, Vargas.
Vargas laughs at Smith’s supposed insult, and turns around to go after Bob Grenier. Grenier quickly hits a punch on Vargas which makes Vargas stumble towards the ropes, and Grenier hits a clothesline that sends Vargas over the top rope.
Smith: Yes, Vargas is out.
Vargas holds on to the top rope, and lands on the apron. Grenier hits him again, and again, but Vargas is able to get a leg under the second rope, and drill it into Grenier’s groin. Grenier groans in pain and drops to the ground as Vargas smirks, and reenters the ring.
Smith: That prick. He has had to hit both PerZag and Grenier in that region.
Vargas picks Grenier up off of the ground, and tosses him into the corner. Vargas charges in afterwards, but receives a boot from Grenier, that makes Vargas stagger towards the centre of the ring. Vargas turns around, and is hit with a spear from PerZag. PerZag picks Vargas up, placing him onto the top turnbuckle. He turns around, telling Grenier to do something, and stumbles back into the corner.
Smith: Come on guys. Get rid of that prick.
Grenier walks up to Vargas, strikes him, and then lifts him up. He walks to the centre of the ring, and then hits Hollinger Park Hangman. Vargas lays flat on the ground as Grenier covers him for a pin. He lays on top of him as PerZag looks on saying ‘What are you doing?’
Smith: Some confusion. At least we know that Grenier had Vargas beat for the three count in that situation.
Grenier moves off of Vargas, and crawls towards the opposite corner from PerZag. They both stand up simultaneously, and climb to the top turnbuckle as Vargas slowly gets to his feet. PerZag jumps as Vargas gets to his feet, hitting a moonsault onto the standing Vargas (Death From Above). Vargas hits the ground, and PerZag quickly rolls out of the way as Grenier jumps off, and hits Vargas with a 450 Splash.
Smith: Holy shit, this match is awesome.
10
9
8
7
6
Smith: Number four to enter the ring.
5
4
3
2
1
‘Kickstart My Heart’ by Motley Crue plays over the PA as Randy Valdez runs out to a nice ovation. He charges down to the ring, and slides in. He looks at the three men on the ground, deciding which one to go for. Vargas rolls to the corner as he clutches his chest after the 450 Splash, and Randy decides to go for PerZag as he sits down in the corner. Valdez hits a few boots to PerZag as PerZag still remains down in the corner.
Smith: Randy Valdez is in at four, and has chosen PerZag as his victim to start off with.
Valdez turns around, and Grenier charges at him with a clothesline. Valdez ducks the clothesline, turns around, and hits a Koppu Kick on Grenier. Grenier stumbles to the ground, and rolls over to the bottom rope. Valdez yells to the crowd as they cheer for him, and he walks over to Chad Vargas.
Smith: Come on, Randy. Eliminate that prick.
Randy picks Vargas up, and strikes him in the corner. He tosses Vargas to the ground, and climbs onto the second rope. He waits as Vargas gets to his feet, and jumps off hitting a spinning elbow to the chest (Flashpoint). He puts his hands up in the air as the crowd cheers for him.
Smith: Come on. Get rid of that fucker.
PerZag suddenly comes up from behind, and throws Randy over the top rope. Randy lands onto the apron, and PerZag charges towards him for a spear. Randy puts up a knee, and PerZag runs into, which makes him stagger backwards. Randy climbs back into the ring, turns PerZag around, and hits an inverted DDT.
Smith: Nicely done there by Randy. If he can get rid of the champ, that would prove that he is worthy enough to hold the title.
Randy picks PerZag up, and moves him towards the ropes. He tries to get him over the rope, but PerZag holds on. Meanwhile, Grenier is putting some boots to the chest of Chad Vargas in the corner. Grenier picks Vargas up to his feet, but Vargas hits a low blow on Grenier. As Grenier bends over holding his region once again, Vargas grabs Grenier and hits a swinging neckbreaker (Lethal Strike) to him.
Smith: Fucking hell. Someone get rid of him.
10
9
Smith: Is it that time already.
?
8
7
Smith: Number five just around the corner.
6
5
Smith: Hopefully, he can get rid of that prick, Vargas.
4
3
Smith: I seriously hate that guy. He made me start using curse words.
2
1
Smith: Really. He’s here.
Ryan ‘Kick’ Smith comes out from the back to no music, and absolutely no ovation from the crowd. They probably don’t want to waste their breath on him. Smith runs down to the ring, and quickly climbs onto the apron. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, and springs off, hitting a missile dropkick on Chad Vargas.
Smith: Yes. Get him out.
Ryan springs back to his feet as Randy Valdez charges towards him. Smith hits a dropkick to Randy’s knee, that moves him down to his knees, and hits kick after kick to the chest of Randy Valdez. After about eight to ten kicks to Valdez’s chest, he hits a kick to the back of the head of Valdez, and he slams to the ground, and slowly rolls out of the way.
Smith: Shoot. I did not think Ryan Smith was able to do that.
PerZag charges at Ryan ‘Kick’ Smith, whom is standing in the centre of the ring, for a clothesline, but Smith ducks it. Smith runs towards the rope at full speed, springs off the ropes, and as PerZag turns around, is hit with a running knee by Smith. PerZag hits the ground hard, and rolls off to the side.
Smith: Smith’s taken out PerZag with that one.
Grenier waits in the corner as Ryan Smith gets up after the running knee, and storms at him. Smith grabs Grenier’s arm as Grenier misses the clothesline, and Smith maneuvers Grenier to the ground, locking in a cross face. Grenier screams in pain as Smith holds on to the move.
Smith: A submission is not going to eliminate someone from this match, but it is certainately going to wear someone down.
Grenier slowly moves closer and closer to the ropes, and grabs hold of it.
Smith: That is not going to do anything for Grenier. Smith can have this move locked in for as long as he wants.
Grenier still grabs hold of the rope, and moves himself, closer and closer towards it, to somehow break up the submission. Suddenly, Smith lets go as Chad Vargas hits a kick to the back of the head of Smith. Vargas picks Smith up, positions him, and hits The Stroke (Forward Russian Legsweep). Vargas picks Smith up, and throws him over the top rope, and to the floor.
Smith: Ryan ‘Kick’ Smith is the first casualty here tonight. He will not be winning the Worthy Title, and that is probably the last time we will see him here in OCW.
10
9
Smith: We have one man down, and the sixth competitor is coming up.
8
7
6
5
4
3
Smith: Who is number six?
2
1
‘Public Enemy No. 1’ by Megadeath plays over the PA and the crowd jeers instantly. Ricky Rhodes runs out from the back, and sprints down to the ring. He climbs to the apron, and waits as Vargas turns his attention to him. He springs off of the ropes as Vargas turns towards him, and hits him with a diving high knee.
Smith: Ricky Rhodes at number six. This man has the agility to last in this one, but can he last to the end.
Ricky Rhodes waits as Valdez slowly makes his way to his feet, but once he gets up to one knee, Rhodes runs in, and hits a shining wizard. He turns around, and runs at PerZag, whom is in the corner, and hits a dropkick to the jaw that sends PerZag to the mat. Rhodes gets up quickly, and runs at Grenier in the other corner, and hits a dropkick to the jaw that sends Grenier to the mat.
Smith: Man, Rhodes is fast. That is speed used as an advantage.
Rhodes walks over to Vargas, grabbing him from behind, and hitting a backstabber that jolts Vargas’ back. Vargas rolls away as Valdez walks up towards Rhodes, but Rhodes hits a codebreaker out of know where, that stuns Valdez, who tumbles to the ground.
Smith: Rhodes is showing some skill, and he has hurt Vargas. Good on you, Rhodes.
PerZag charges at Rhodes, Rhodes quickly moves out of the way, and flips over hitting a Pele Kick that makes PerZag tumble over the top rope, but PerZag holds on, pulling himself back into the ring. Rhodes abandons his attention from PerZag, and runs at Grenier, hitting a high knee to the face, in the corner. He grabs Grenier around the neck, and springs off of the second rope, hitting a tornado DDT.
Smith: Come on. Someone get rid of Vargas.
As Ricky Rhodes attempts to dump Grenier over the top rope, Valdez picks Vargas up out of the corner, and tries to lift him up, and over the top rope. PerZag gets up, and walks over to Randy Valdez, and helps him try to eliminate Vargas. Vargas is halfway out of the ring, with his legs wrapped around the bottom rope. PerZag stops with this attempt, and hits Randy with a double axe handle to the back.
10
9
8
Smith: Who’s next?
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
‘Vagabond’ by the Greenskeepers plays over the PA as Mack O’Connor sprints down to the ring. He slides in, and goes straight for Vargas, who is seated in the corner, and starts kicking him continuously in the chest. O’Connor picks Vargas up, and hits Hollow Point (Stone Cold Stunner to the opponent’s temple), that makes Vargas stumble back down in the corner.
Smith: O’Connor is here to a great ovation from the crowd as he has already drilled Vargas with Hollow Point. Go O’Connor.
PerZag walks up to O’Connor a goes for a strike, but O’Connor blocks the strike attempt, and hits Hollow Point that sends PerZag bouncing across the ring. Ricky Rhodes stops with his attempt of eliminating Bob Grenier, and goes after Mack O’Connor, who also hits Hollow Point on Rhodes as well.
Smith: O’Connor is hitting that move to everyone.
Randy Valdez rushes at O’Connor, but O’Connor catches him in the process of a clothesline, and hits Claymore (Rock Bottom, but with both arms hooked rather than one). Bob Grenier gets up, and O’Connor grabs him, and also hits Claymore.
Smith: O’Connor has taken out everyone. He has a lot of momentum here.
O’Connor’s momentum ends as Chad Vargas elbows Mack in the back of the head. Vargas grabs O’Connor, moving him into position for his finishing move, The Stroke, but O’Connor fights out of it with elbows to the temple. O’Connor breaks free of Vargas’ grasp, and quickly hits Hollow Point, that stuns Vargas, but keeps him on his feet. O’Connor quickly gets up, and hits Vargas with Claymore.
Smith: Come on, O’Connor. Get rid of that tool.
O’Connor lifts Vargas up, and carries him towards the ropes. He throws him over the top, but Vargas holds on to the second rope. He holds on for dear life, as O’Connor tries pushing Vargas out with his foot. Meanwhile, PerZag and Ricky Rhodes share strikes in the middle of the ring.
Smith: Here we go, Vargas is nearly out.
Ricky Rhodes starts to get an upper hand over PerZag with the strikes, and runs off into the ropes. He springs off, but is met with a dropkick by PerZag that sends Rhodes down. PerZag slowly gets to his feet as Randy Valdez runs out from no where, and springs off the second rope, hitting a kick to the face of PerZag (O HAI (Tidal Wave)).
10
9
8
Smith: Still only one casualty as number eight is about to enter the match.
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
‘This Calling’ by All That Remains, and Ashe Dawson runs out to a minor pop from the crowd. He runs down to the ring, and slides into the ring. He walks over to Grenier, whom is seated in the corner. Dawson kicks Grenier in the corner, and then puts his foot on Grenier throat, putting all his weight on him.
Smith: Ashe Dawson is the eighth man in. An early pick for this young talent.
Dawson turns around, after wearing Bob Grenier down, and Randy Valdez runs towards him. Dawson quickly hits a dropkick to the shin of Valdez, and Valdez drops down, banging his head on the middle turnbuckle. Dawson drags Randy out of the corner by his legs, and locks in Lucky 13 (Inverted Figure Four Leglock).
Smith: Dawson has locked in the Lucky 13, Valdez must be in a lot of pain right now.
Whilst Dawson has his finisher locked in on Valdez, Rhodes hits a running knee on PerZag in the corner. Rhodes throws PerZag over the top rope, but PerZag holds on, and lands on the apron. Rhodes walks over to the corner, and springs off the second rope, looking for a kick to PerZag’s face, but PerZag ducks the kick, and quickly runs, and climbs the turnbuckle. Rhodes gets to his feet, turns around, and is met with a flying crossbody from PerZag.
Smith: Rhodes was nearly able to get ‘The Worthiest of All’ out of this one, but PerZag stayed in the match.
After a few attempts with trying to kick Vargas out, O’Connor drags him back in, and goes for another Hollow Point. Vargas blocks the move, pokes O’Connor in the eyes, and hits a Snakeskin DDT (Modified Evenflow DDT).
Smith: Shit. Come on, O’Connor. Fight back.
Vargas lifts O’Connor up, and tries to lift him over the top rope, but is unable to do so, as O’Connor wraps his legs around the middle rope. Vargas backs off, and kicks O’Connor in the ribs. He tries to eliminate him again, but Bob Grenier comes from behind, and locks Vargas around his wait. Grenier hits a Release German Suplex to Vargas, that throws him across to the other side of the ring.
Smith: Yes. Hurt that prick.
10
9
Smith: These intervals have been going by very quickly.
8
7
6
Smith: We are nearly a third of the way through this match.
5
4
3
2
1
‘American Made’ by the Wrestling Boot Band plays over the PA as El Presidente runs out to a small pop from the crowd. He runs at a moderate pace towards the ring, and climbs on to the apron. He climbs onto the turnbuckle, and jumps on Dawson, whom still has his Lucky 13 locked in on Valdez, with an Air Force Uno (Frog Splash).
Smith: Now, that is how you break up a submission.
Valdez slowly gets to his feet, but is met with a dropkick by El Presidente that sends him back down to the mat. Presidente stands by Randy Valdez, and flips over, hitting a standing moonsault. Presidente sees Grenier standing in the corner, runs up, jumps on the second rope in front of Grenier, and hits a monkey flip, that flips Grenier into the middle of the ring.
Smith: Presidente is showing something we have not seen from him before.
El Presidente springs to his feet, and yells at the crowd, as they cheer for him. His momentum stops as Ricky Rhodes knees him in the back, and sends him into the corner. Rhodes runs towards the opposite corner, turns around and charges at Presidente. Presidente quickly jumps onto the second rope, springs off, and hits a superkick to the face of Ricky Rhodes.
Smith: Shit. I think he just shattered Rhodes’ nose.
Rhodes hits the ground hard, and Presidente plays to the crowd. He gets attacked by PerZag, whom hits a knee to Presidente’s gut. He carries Presidente over to the corner, and places him on the top turnbuckle. PerZag climbs onto the second rope, and grabs Presidente around the back of his neck, looking for a top rope suplex.
Smith: A move that can seriously take out a lot in a wrestler. Can PerZag hit it though?
PerZag tries lifting El Presidente up, but Presidente blocks it, and starts hitting punches to the kidney. He hits multiple punches to the chest, and kidney area of PerZag, until he knocks PerZag off of the turnbuckle. PerZag hits the ground hard, but rolls over, and gets back up to his feet quickly. He runs back towards Presidente, but Presidente had already climbed to the top rope, and sprung off of it, hitting Americano Uppercut (Diving European Uppercut) to PerZag, whom tumbles to the ground.
Smith: Presidente is showing his worth here, taking out PerZag.
Presidente picks PerZag up, and tries lifting him over the ropes. Around the ring, Mack O’Connor and Bob Grenier are trying to eliminate Chad Vargas in the corner, and Ashe Dawson is hitting punches and kicks to Randy Valdez in the corner. Ricky Rhodes sits in the corner taking a breather as the countdown of the next participant starts.
10
9
8
7
6
Smith: This will be the tenth man in, and then we will be officially a third of the way through this match.
5
4
3
2
1
The crowd looks on awaiting for whomever the tenth man is to come in, and Caution walks out from the back. Most of the crowd is heard groaning, as they pay their attention back towards the ring. Caution walks down to the ring slowly. He enters the ring, repeating over and over again that he is The Hardest Working Man, as the crowd continue to groan. He turns around, and is met with a superkick by Ricky Rhodes. The crowd cheers as Caution slumps to the ground.
Smith: HaHa. That is something that is very unlikely. The fans have cheered Ricky Rhodes. The Aussie’s must hate Caution. At least the ones that are here tonight.
Caution rolls out of the ring, and lays unconscious on the outside as Ricky Rhodes runs in for a splash on Bob Grenier, Mack O’Connor and Chad Vargas. Vargas falls over the top rope, but holds on. Rhodes drags O’Connor out of the corner, and throws him over the top rope. O’Connor holds on, and quickly dumps himself back into the ring.
Smith: O’Connor nearly went out, and they nearly got rid of that tool, Vargas.
Dawson picks up Randy, and tries lifting him onto the top rope. Randy lays across the top turnbuckle as Dawson backs up. Dawson launches a kick into the abdomen of Randy, and Randy bounces over the top rope. He holds onto the ropes, and lays on the apron as Dawson tries to push him out with his foot.
Smith: Elimination attempts happening everywhere, but no one had gotten anyone out since the dickhead got rid of Ryan Smith. You all know who I mean.
Over the other side of the ring, Presidente runs towards PerZag who is in the corner, and goes for a corner splash, but PerZag ducks out of the way. PerZag charges over to the ropes, springs off of them, and hits a stinger splash on Presidente. Presidente stumbles out, and PerZag locks him up for the PerZag Perfection (Perfect Plex).
Smith: Here we go. PerZag’s favourite move...I think.
10
9
Smith: The countdown is on.
PerZag goes for the PerZag Perfection, but Presidente blocks it, and hits a suplex on PerZag into the corner.
8
7
PerZag rolls out of the corner as Presidente stumbles towards the ropes.
6
5
Smith: I wonder what Presidente is going for here.
4
3
2
Presidente climbs to the top turnbuckle, looking for his coveted frog splash. He raises his hands in the air as the crowd cheers for him.
1
The lights turn off, and the big screen turns on. A smile shows on the screen, the lips move as the words ‘I’m Here’ sound around the arena. The big screen turns off, and darkness assumes the arena again. The lights turn on, and Lance Savage appears at the turnbuckle, with his hand grasped around the throat of El Presidente.
Smith: The Demon is here.
Savage smiles, and looks on the outside as Caution has slowly made his way to his feet. Savage smiles, and throws Presidente with a chokeslam from the top turnbuckle, over the top rope, and onto Caution.
Smith: El Presidente has been eliminated. Unlucky for him. He showed something in this match.
‘The Demon’ Lance Savage smiles, and turns around. Ashe Dawson charges at him, but receives a big boot to the face. Randy Valdez runs at Savage as well, but Savage moves around him, locks him up, and hits a full nelson slam. Savage laughs until he gets attacked by Bob Grenier and Mack O’Connor simultaneously.
Smith: That is what you need to do to get rid of Lance Savage. You need to double team him.
Grenier and O’Connor hit punch after punch, bringing Savage down to one knee. PerZag blasts Grenier from behind, taking him down, distracting Mack O’Connor. Savage quickly gets back to his two feet, and grabs O’Connor around the waist. Savage hits a Belly-to-Belly suplex as PerZag nails a DDT to Bob Grenier.
Smith: Shit. I forgot that PerZag and Savage are working together. That has got to help PerZag tonight.
PerZag points over to Chad Vargas, and he and Savage walk over to him.
Smith: Yes. Destroy that tosser.
Lance Savage gets up to Vargas, and kicks him in the face. He lifts Vargas to his feet, and clips him under his chin with his hand. He hits an uppercut, and a headbutt, and Vargas drops back to the ground. PerZag hits a kick on Vargas, and then turns around, getting hit by a superkick from Ricky Rhodes. Lance Savage turns around, but is met with a low blow by Vargas, and Savage drops to the ground.
Smith: Now, that is how you take down a big man. Ouch, that looked like it hurt.
10
9
Smith: We are very close to half way through this one. Number twelve is entering in next.
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
"Kickstart My Heart" by Motley Crue plays over the PA as Ricky Valdez runs out to a huge pop from the crowd.
Smith: It looks like Awe.Some polled early tonight.
Ricky Valdez runs towards the ring, but stops at ringside, as he looks down at Caution, who is not moving. Ricky looks up at Randy, who is now staring at him, and Ricky picks up Caution, tossing him into the ring. Randy picks Caution up off of the ground, and lifts him up into the powerbomb position. He maneuvers himself a good distance away from the corner as he faces towards the centre of the ring. Ricky meanwhile climbs to the top turnbuckle, staring at Caution, whom is just regaining consciousness.
Smith: Holy shit, it looks like they are going for Face Pop here.
Ricky springs off of the top rope, hitting a missile dropkick to the face of Caution that seems to knock him back into unconsciousness. Randy Valdez hits a powerbomb as Awe.Some receive cheers from the fans in attendance. Both the Valdez brothers pick Caution up, and toss him over the top rope, and to the floor just as Rachel Valdez reaches ringside to cheer on her brothers.
Smith: And the Hard Working Man is out of here.
Awe.Some turn around, and are met by punches from Ricky Rhodes and Chad Vargas. The two of them hit the two members of Awe.Some simultaneously before Ricky Rhodes runs towards the ropes, and back towards Ricky Valdez. Rhodes reaches closer to Ricky, when Ricky jumps up, and catches him around the shoulders and neck with his legs, and hits a hurricanrana that sends Ricky Rhodes across the ring.
Smith: Now, Ricky and Randy, eliminate fucking Chad Vargas.
Chad Vargas attacks Ricky Valdez from behind, and takes him down. He hit Ricky with kicks until Randy turns him around, lifts him up and hits a fireman’s carry gutbuster. Randy puts his hand out to Ricky, and helps him up to his feet. They stand up, and high five each other, but get taken down by PerZag and ‘The Demon’ Lance Savage from behind.
10
Smith: Yay. The countdown has started again. Who is coming in now?
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
“Warheart” by Children of Bodomplays over the PA, and Supreme Machine slowly walks out from the back.
Smith: The current holder of the ‘Oh Shit’ Contract. He may win the Worthy title here tonight.
Supreme Machine makes his way to the ring as the fans seem to have mixed reactions. Some are shitting their pants, and some are booing him. Supreme Machine makes it to the apron as all the members watch as he lifts himself onto the apron. He stares at the competitors until Lance Savage moves into the centre of the ring. Supreme Machine steps over the top rope, and stands, face to face with Lance Savage.
Smith: We have a stand-off here. This is exciting.
Savage is the first one to hit a strike under the jaw of Supreme Machine, but Supreme Machine fights back with punch after punch to Savage’s face. He kicks Savage in the gut, and irish whips him into the ropes, Savage comes back, and is lifted up, and hit with a spinning spinebuster by Supreme Machine.
Smith: He just absolutely destroyed Savage.
Supreme Machine stands up, looking at all the participants whom are staring at him. They all suddenly attack him at once with punches and kicks, but Supreme throws them all off of him with all of his strength. They all tumble throughout the ring, as Awe.Some are the only two left standing. They both charge at him, but Supreme hits Randy with a big boot, and catches Ricky by the throat at the same time. He places both hands around Ricky’s throat, and hits Sidology (Chokebomb).
Smith: Shit. He has destroyed Awe.Some. Now Vargas’ turn.
Supreme Machine stares around the ring until Ashe Dawson runs towards him. Supreme hits a big boot, and then picks up Dawson. He grabs him by the throat with one hand, and hits Bouff Breaker (Chokeslam Backbreaker). Supreme lifts Dawson up off of the ground to his feet. Supreme grabs him around the back of the head, and throws him over the top rope, and to the outside.
Smith: Ashe Dawson has been eliminated. Bad luck to him, better luck next time.
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
Smith: We are four men down, and our fourteenth man is about to come in.
3
2
1
Crazy Chris storms out from the back and charges down to the ring at full speed. He jumps on to the apron, and springs off of the ropes, hitting a springing clothesline on Supreme Machine, that only stuns him. Chris runs into the ropes, springing off, and goes for a jumping clothesline line on Supreme Machine, hitting it. Supreme still does not get knocked off of his feet.
Smith: Crazy Chris is still unable to get Supreme Machine off of his feet. He has been trying his hardest thus far.
Crazy Chris quickly runs to the turnbuckle, and climbs to the top. He waits until Supreme Machine staggers into his direction, and jumps off with a flying crossbody, but is caught with a big boot to the face.
Smith: Shit. I think he might have broken his nose.
Crazy Chris grabs his nose in pain, and rolls into the corner as Supreme Machine stands in the centre of the ring, still standing.
He suddenly drops to his knees as Chad Vargas hits another low blow.
Smith: Can that guy not hit someone’s private area.
Vargas tries picking Supreme up off of the ground, but cannot even move him. Mack O’Connor and Bob Grenier come over, and pick up Supreme Machine with Vargas, and the three of them try to eliminate him. After a few seconds, O’Connor and Grenier looks at each other, and then instantly rake Vargas’ eyes. They grab him, and throw him over the top rope, but Vargas holds on.
Smith: Fucking Hell. Why won’t the OCW Champion go out?
Grenier and Mack O’Connor turn around, and are met with a flying crossbody by Crazy Chris. PerZag and Lance Savage have decided to try and eliminated Supreme Machine as Ricky Rhodes helps them with getting him up. Over the other side of the ring, Awe.Some are resting, watching the match go on.
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
Smith: Here we go. We will be halfway through it now.
2
1
‘The Friday the 13th Theme’ plays over the PA as the Ascension Champion, The Lost Soul walks out from the back. He slowly makes his way to the ring as the fans pull out cheers every now and again. He slides into the ring, and proceeds to the corner in which he starts striking the members of Awe.Some. The Lost Soul fights the Valdez Brothers as they fight back, and a brawl between them erupts. Soul ends up hitting an uppercut to Randy, and an uppercut to Ricky, but when he turns around is met with a dropkick by Ricky Rhodes. Rhodes picks him up, and tries to throw him over the top rope.
Smith: Rhodes seems to be thinking of getting rid of his opponent at Code of Silence this Sunday. If he can eliminate him here, he might be going into Code of Silence with a slight advantage.
Lance Savage and PerZag continue to try and get Supreme Machine out of the match, but Supreme fights and fights staying in the ring. In the corner near them, Crazy Chris attacks Vargas with kicks to the face and chest. In the other corner near PerZag, Savage and Supreme, Bob Grenier tries to get Mack O’Connor over the ropes and to the outside.
Smith: Those two seem to be on and off. They try to eliminate each other, and then they don’t.
PerZag and Lance Savage finally give up on trying to eliminate Supreme Machine, and back off. They turn around and are met with superkicks by Awe.Some, and they both try to eliminate PerZag and Savage simultaneously, but PerZag and Lance hold on. Ricky, who tried to get rid of PerZag, walks over to Randy, and they both try to get Savage out of the match.
Smith: We have some team mates here, and as you can see, they are working together, but that never lasts long in a match like this, especially when there is a title involved in the outcome.
PerZag ends up moving himself back into the ring, and goes after Ricky and Randy Valdez. He nearly reaches them, but Crazy Chris hits a superkick out of nowhere, and throws him over the top rope, but PerZag holds on again.
Smith: PerZag still will not go out, but at least he is proving that he is Worthy. He and Bob Grenier have lasted a long time.
10
9
8
7
6
5
Smith: Will this man make an impact to this match?
4
3
2
Smith: We will see.
1
Tom Lockwood comes out from the back, and the fans jeer at him. He slowly makes his way to the ring, but stops at ringside as Ricky and Randy Valdez, stand in front of him, in the ring. They dare him to enter the ring, but Tom says ‘no’, and walks over to a chair, throwing a security officer off of it. Tom sits on the chair, and watches Ricky and Randy Valdez as they continue to dare him to come in.
Smith: Looks like Tom wants absolutely no piece of Awe.Some here. He is playing it smart here. If you do not enter, you do not get eliminated.
Ricky goes to climb out of the ring, but is dragged back in by Lance Savage, who tosses him into the corner. Randy turns around, and is met with a headbutt, and is also tossed into his brother, Ricky. Savage holds them there as PerZag runs in from across the ring, hitting a stinger splash on both of them. Awe.Some fall to the ground as Tom Lockwood watches on with a smile.
Smith: Tom is loving it. Awe.Some are getting hurt, and Tom does not have to do anything at all.
Savage and PerZag start putting boots to Awe.Some. Over the other side of the ring, Bob Grenier kicks Crazy Chris in the gut in the corner. He uses his shoulder, hitting it into Chris’ abdomen continuously. Grenier ends up stepping back a few steps, and charges in, but Chris quickly moves out of the way, and onto the apron. Grenier hits the corner hard, and stumbles back. Chris springs off of the top rope, and goes for a flying crossbody, but Grenier catches him.
Smith: Grenier must have some strength to be able to catch him like that.
Grenier holds onto him, and then drops backwards for a fallaway slam. Grenier releases Chris, and Chris slams into Chad Vargas, squashing him. Ricky Rhodes runs pass, and hits a running knee to the face of Mack O’Connor. He grabs O’Connor around the neck, and springs off of the second rope, hitting a tornado DDT on O’Connor.
Smith: There is just so much action happening in the ring right now to call.
10
9
8
Smith: And here is someone else. People keep coming in, and hardly anyone is getting eliminated.
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
LJÓSBERINN by DEAD SKELETONS roars over the PA, and Simon Magus comes storming out from the back. The fans pay absolutely no attention to him as he storms down to the ring. He slides in as Supreme Machine stands in his way. Magus tells him to bring it on, but The Lost Soul comes out of nowhere, and draws Supreme off into a different direction.
Smith: Simon Magus is in, and he is not afraid to go after anyone. Will he make an impact here?
Magus looks around the ring, and stares over at Bob Grenier. Grenier sees him, and walks towards him, but Magus charges, and hits a running knee to Grenier’s face. Magus turns around, and runs and hits Crazy Chris with a running forearm. He stands in the centre of the ring, screaming, and as Chad Vargas gets up, he hits a superkick to his face.
Smith: Yes. I like Simon Magus. He has given more pain to Vargas.
Magus screams again, but is attacked from behind by PerZag. PerZag dropkicks him in the knees, and makes him drop to his knees. PerZag gets up, and hits a fameasser on Magus. PerZag picks Magus up, and throws him over the top rope, but Magus holds on.
Smith: I thought Magus might have been out there, but no, he is still holding on.
Magus stands on the apron, and PerZag charges up for a spear. PerZag runs, but Magus puts up his knee, and PerZag runs straight into it. He falls onto the ground as Magus quickly escalates the turnbuckle, and stands on the top. He jumps off and hits a diving headbutt on PerZag. PerZag rolls to the bottom rope, and Magus screams out loud as the crowd seems to be getting into his moveset.
Smith: Shit. Magus is showing something right here.
Simon Magus looks around the ring again, and decides to go for The Lost Soul, and tries to dump him over the ropes. Supreme Machine gets out of the corner, and hits a big boot to Ricky Valdez as he escapes from a corner as well. Supreme starts to punch Ricky continuously on the ground as the countdown starts for another entry.
10
9
8
7
Smith: We are close to being two thirds of the way through this one. Number eighteen, who is it?
6
5
4
3
2
1
Brandon Gateman comes running out from the back, and sprints down to the ring. He slides in as Tom Lockwood looks on, and goes straight for Supreme Machine, hitting punch after punch to him. He steps back hitting a dropkick to the big man, that makes him stagger. Gateman decides to run towards the ropes, and comes back, hitting a flying forearm. Magus comes out of nowhere, and hits a flying forearm himself.
Smith: It looks like members of the match are helping out in taking down Supreme Machine.
Awe.Some come up, and hit a double dropkick. Crazy Chris springs off of the top rope, and hits a missile dropkick to Supreme Machine, but Supreme still doesn't go down. Lance Savage hits a big boot of his own, and a headbutt, and Supreme Machine drops down to one knee.
Smith: They have gotten him halfway down to the mat.
The Lost Soul comes in, and kicks Supreme in the temple. Ricky Rhodes comes in from the side, and hits a shining wizard, and that knocks Supreme down to two knees. PerZag comes in, and hits a dropkick to Supreme’s face, and O’Connor hits a jumping clothesline to him. Vargas comes up to Supreme, and rakes his eyes, and Bob Grenier finishes it off with a dropkick to the side of the head, and Supreme Machine finally hits the mat, laying down flat.
Smith: They all got him down. It took all of them, but they did it.
Supreme lays on the ground, and moves from his stomach to his back. The other participants in the match immediately go after each other again as Supreme Machine slowly sits up. He looks around the ring as he is seated. He gets to his feet as Brandon Gateman turns back to him, and attacks him with punches to the abdomen, and kicks to the shins.
Smith: Well, it did not take long for Supreme Machine to get up, but damn it took a lot to get him down for that long.
Around the ring we see Simon Magus working on Ricky Valdez as Randy Valdez is getting pounded in the corner with kicks from Chad Vargas. Bob Grenier is busy with PerZag as they fight to throw each other over the ropes, and The Lost Soul and Mack O’Connor fight it out in the corner. Savage fights with Crazy Chris, and Ricky Rhodes sits in the corner catching a breather as Tom Lockwood looks on in his seat.
Smith: I cannot believe that he is still sitting there. What is he waiting for?
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
Jack Lockwood comes out from the back to more jeers from the crowd.
Smith: So, that is what Tom was waiting for.
Tom Lockwood gets up out of his chair, and meets Jack halfway down the ramp. They talk to each other, and Tom goes and grabs the chair he was sitting on, folding it up straight. Jack goes over and throws the same member of security off of a chair, that Tom threw off earlier. They clang the chairs together, and run into the ring.
Smith: No. Don’t use weapons, you idiots. Fight for real, you bastards. Like everyone else.
The Lockwoods get up, and as Brandon Gateman turns around, they nail him with the chairs. They stare at Supreme Machine, who picks Brandon Gateman, and tosses him over the top rope, and to the outside.
Smith: Now, that is two for Supreme Machine. He is showing his dominance with the most eliminations thus far.
Supreme turns around, and is met with a simultaneous chair shot from The Lockwoods. Supreme staggers, and The Lockwoods hit him again, and he drops to the ground. They turn their attention away from Supreme Machine as Simon Magus storm towards them, and they hit him with a double chair shot.
Smith: Now, that is just not fair.
The Lockwoods drop their chairs, and lift Simon Magus to his feet, and tosses him over the top rope, and to the outside.
Smith: And Simon Magus is out of here.
They turn around, and pick up the chairs. They lift them up in front of them, and are met with dropkicks from Awe.Some, that sends the chairs tumbling outside of the ring. The Lockwoods, and Awe.Some start brawling in the ring, hitting punches wherever they can land them.
Smith: This is what Awe.Some have been waiting for. They want a piece of The Lockwood Party tonight.
They continue to brawl, but Ricky and Randy get the upper hand, and they both hit a dropkick at the same time that sends Jack and Tom Lockwood over the top rope. Jack and Tom hold on to the ropes. Randy Valdez charges at Jack Lockwood, and hits him in the side of the head with an elbow, and Jack tumbles to the outside. Tom Lockwood is able to get back into the ring, and Ricky Valdez goes for a clothesline, but Tom Lockwood ducks, and flips Ricky over the top rope and to the outside.
Smith: Jack Lockwood is gone, and Ricky Valdez is gone. One member of each team is left in this match.
10
9
8
7
6
Randy Valdez and Tom Lockwood start brawling in the centre of the ring, hitting punch after punch to the side of the head.
5
4
3
2
1
‘Far From Any Road’ by The Handsome Family plays over the PA, and Mark Storm storms out from the back towards the ring. As Storm makes his way to the ring, Tom Lockwood and Randy Valdez continue to brawl. They keep hitting each other with punches until Bob Grenier grabs Tom Lockwood, and throws him over the top rope and to the outside, and PerZag simultaneously grabs Randy Valdez, and tosses him over the top, and out of the match.
Smith: Tom Lockwood has been eliminated by Bob Grenier, and Randy Valdez has been eliminated by PerZag. We have just had the twentieth man come down right now, so these men did not do too badly.
Storm hits the ring, as Awe.Some and The Lockwood Party start to brawl again on the outside. They brawl their way towards the back as the action continues in the ring. Storm stands up quickly, and looks in the corner as Ricky Rhodes is catching a breather. Storm storms at Rhodes and hits an elbow smash to his face. Storm turns around, and is met with a kick to the gut from PerZag. PerZag tosses him down to the mat, and quickly escalates the turnbuckles to the top.
Smith: A high risk move here by PerZag, but you do need to do moves like that to wear people down.
PerZag stands on the top turnbuckle, and readies himself for a moonsault. PerZag is about to go for a moonsault, when Storm jumps to the top turnbuckle in one move, and grabs PerZag around the waist. Storm throws PerZag off of the top rope with a german suplex, which makes PerZag flip over, and land on Grenier who was going after Chad Vargas.
Smith: Ouch. Grenier was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Storm springs to his feet, and rushes towards Chad Vargas in the corner, hitting a step-up high knee to the face, and running off, hitting a bulldog. Storm flips up, and picks Vargas up to his feet, lifting him onto his shoulders, and nailing Dystopia (GTS).
Smith: Yes, now throw him out.
Seeming to have heard Smith, Mark Storm lifts Vargas to his feet, and throws him over the top rope, but Vargas holds on once again.
Smith: God Damn it. Someone get him out. I am sick of seeing him in there.
10
9
8
7
6
Smith: We are closing in to the end of this one. Number twenty one is about to come in.
5
4
3
2
1
‘Thunderstruck’ by AC/DC plays over the PA as we see an old man drive out on a mobility scooter.
Smith: Wait a second. Who is this? Is this Typhoon Tiger? Yep, that is Typhoon Tiger. Fuck, he’s old. I think he is older than Caution.
Typhoon Tiger drives down to the ring, and parks the scooter at ringside. He moves out of the scooter slowly, and slowly moves towards the ring steps. He slowly moves his way up the steps with some help from a security officer, and steps onto the apron. He enters into the ring, and faces Ricky Rhodes, who is standing in front of him.
Smith: No, Ricky don’t do it. Don’t hurt the poor old man.
Ricky Rhodes yells at Typhoon Tiger saying ‘Get out of here, old man.’ Typhoon Tiger just shakes his head as Ricky Rhodes puts his hand in his pocket, pulling out some money. He yells out again ‘I will pay you to get out of here, if that is what you want.’ Typhoon Tiger shakes his head again, and Ricky Rhodes shrugs his shoulders.
Smith: Come on, Ricky. Don’t hit him.
Ricky Rhodes throws the money into Typhoon’s face, and goes for a punch, but Typhoon blocks it, and then hits a stunner. Typhoon Tiger grabs Ricky Rhodes from the back of his head, and tosses him towards the ropes, but Rhodes reverses it, and tosses Typhoon Tiger over the top rope, and to the outside. Tiger hits the ground, and does not move as a nearby medical officer checks on him, and puts his hands up in a cross formation.
Smith: Shit. I hope he didn’t have a heart attack. I swear he is like ninety.
Ricky Rhodes looks down at the old man, and laughs. He turns around, and is met with a kick by PerZag, who quickly hits a PerZag Perfection. PerZag turns around, and is hit with a Hollow Point by Mack O’Connor that sends PerZag across the ring. O’Connor goes after PerZag as Supreme Machine and Lance Savage meet in the center of the ring again.
Smith: Here we go. Round 2.
Supreme Machine and Lance Savage start hitting punch after punch to the side of the head. Supreme Machine hits a headbutt to Savage’s face, and rushes towards the ropes. He runs back, but is met with a big boot by Savage. Supreme tumbles back towards the ropes as Savage sprints towards the opposite ropes, and hits another big boot, that takes Supreme Machine to the ground. Savage drops to the ground as well, and locks in Hells Gate.
10
Smith: Here we go. We are getting close to the end of this contest.
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
”Electrified" by Dressy Bessy plays over the PA, and Alice Knight storms down to the ring.
Smith: Oh, look. It's my roomy, that has not been heard from for a while.
Alice Knight gets into the ring, and is stormed by Mark Storm. Storm starts hitting punches, and kicks to her, but she fights back with blows to the gut. She gets back up to her feet, and hits a standing dropkick to Storm. Storm instantly gets back up to his feet when he is met with a spinning heel kick by Alice Knight. Storm tumbles towards the ropes as Alice Knights turns her attention elsewhere.
Smith: So, my roomy has been found, and she is here in this match.
Alice charges towards Crazy Chris, who is standing in the corner, but Chris ducks, and flips Alice over the top rope, and onto the apron. Alice flicks her leg up, and kicks Chris in the face. Chris stumbles back, and Alice climbs to the top turnbuckle. She jumps off, and hits Crazy Chris with a missile dropkick. Chris tumbles across the ring, and Alice Knight springs back to her feet, and follows after him.
Smith: OK, so we are nearly at the end of this one. We are so close.
Over near the ropes, Savage still has the Hells Gate locked in on Supreme as Supreme is moving himself closer to the ropes, to somehow break up the submission. Chad Vargas puts boots and punches to the face and chest of Mack O’Connor, and every now and again hitting a chop. Rhodes gets thrown passed towards the ropes by The Lost Soul, and Soul hits a clothesline to Rhodes.
Smith: Grenier and PerZag are still in this one, and so many others have lasted a long time in this one. Alice Knight is our freshest, and everyone else has been in there for a while, except for maybe Mark Storm. Storm is probably close to being fresh.
The Lost Soul picks Ricky Rhodes up off of the ground, and tries to get Rhodes over the top rope, but Rhodes holds onto the top rope, keeping one leg inside the ring. TLS tries hard to get Ricky over as we see Alice Knight hit a suplex on Crazy Chris.
10
9
8
7
6
5
Smith: Who is going to win this match? So, many choices.
4
3
2
1
Dangerous Dan comes storming out from the back, and charges towards the ring.
Smith: Now, we have another Tag Team in this one. The Danger Boiz are here.
Dangerous Dan slides into the ring, but at the same moment, Alice Knight clotheslines Crazy Chris out of this match.
Smith: Shit. Just as Dan got into the match, Crazy Chris is gone.
Dangerous Dan watches Alice Knight as she turns around, and rushes at her, hitting a clothesline that sends Alice Knight out of the match, and to the outside.
Smith: And Alice Knight is eliminated. See ya, roomy.
Dangerous Dan walks up to the ropes, checking on Crazy Chris, who tells him to win the match, but Dan gets dumped over the top rope, and to the outside by Ricky Rhodes.
Smith: HOLY SHIT! Dangerous Dan is out. He has been eliminated, and he hardly lasted any time at all. Ricky Rhodes has just eliminated an OCW great.
Ricky Rhodes smiles at the crowd and they boo him, since they have just lost three fan favourites within a minute. Rhodes turns around, and Mark Storm jumps at him. Storm chops Rhodes’ chest once, then chops it a second time, and chops it a third time which makes Rhodes scream out in pain, and walk towards a corner. Storm follows him over, and lifts him up onto the top rope, and tries to get him out of the match.
Smith: Man, I was not expecting that when Dangerous Dan came in. I thought he would last to the end, but at least Ricky Rhodes did not have a smirk on his face for long.
Meanwhile, Supreme Machine has lifted Lance Savage off of the ground, who still has the Hells Gate locked in.
Smith: I cannot believe that Lance Savage has had that move locked in for that about of time. It is unbelievable.
SuMa lifts Savage off of the ground, and powerbombs him, which makes ‘The Demon’ let go. Supreme Machine gets to his feet, but is hit with a bicycle kick from Bob Grenier that gets him sent back to the mat.
Smith: Grenier has just taken SuMa back to the ground, just as he was able to get up. Nicely done.
10
9
8
7
Smith: Man, these countdowns come up quickly.
6
5
4
3
2
1
"Guitars, Cadillacs" by Dwight Yoakum plays over the PA system, and Mason Dixon walks out to a lot of boos. Dixon runs down to the ring, sliding in, and attacking Mack O’Connor from behind as he started to hit Vargas with kicks. He turns O’Connor around, and hits The Line (Evenflow DDT).
Smith: Mason Dixon the newcomer is showing something right now. Only problem is that he is helping the dickhead.
Bob Grenier hits Dixon with a strike to the head, and throws him out of the way. Grenier starts putting boots to Vargas, but Dixon comes back again, and hits Grenier in the back with a double axe handle. Dixon turns Grenier around, and hits Moonshiner (Un-prettier). Grenier rolls away from them as Dixon and Vargas laugh as the crowd jeers them.
Smith: Fuck you Vargas. Fuck you Dixon. Shit, I am sounding like a fan. Oh, well, Fuck you Vargas.
The crowd erupts into cheers as PerZag and Lance Savage attack Mason Dixon and Chad Vargas. PerZag knocks Chad down into the corner and starts hitting him with kicks to the chest as Lance Savage holds onto the throat of Mason Dixon. Dixon struggles in the grip of Savage, but is unable to get out of it.
Smith: Yes. Destroy him.
PerZag turns around just as Lance Savage lifts him up for the chokeslam, and Vargas pulls PerZag down, making his head bounce off of the middle turnbuckle. Vargas quickly runs over to Savage as he has just made it to his feet, and dropkicks him in the leg. Savage slumps over, but does not go down, and drops Dixon in the process. Dixon moves into position and hits Tennessee Hell Ride (Canadian Destroyer).
Smith: Fuck. Dixon hit that on Savage. Please, someone get rid of them.
The crowd boos as Vargas and Dixon hits kicks to PerZag, Lance Savage, Mack O’Connor and Bob Grenier as the four men are trying to get back to their feet. Mark Storm rushes towards Vargas and Dixon, but gets hit with a double dropkick. Storm gets lifted back up to his feet, and Vargas hits Snakeskin DDT (Modified Evenflow DDT).
Smith: Come on. Someone take them out.
Just on cue, Ricky Rhodes charges and jumps at Mason Dixon, taking him down. Vargas turns to help his trainee, but is attacked by The Lost Soul with an elbow to the face.
10
9
8
7
Smith: We are so close to the end. Who is left to come in? Are there anymore surprises?
6
5
4
3
2
1
Angelus Archer comes running out from the back, and charges down towards the ring.
Smith: OK. So, no surprises yet.
Archer makes it to ringside, and quickly escalates the stairs, and steps into the ring. He runs over to Mack O’Connor near the ropes, and lifts him off of the ground. Archer goes for a punch, but O’Connor blocks it, hits Hollow Point out of nowhere, and throws Archer over the top rope and to the floor.
Smith: Angelus Archer has made history. I think that is the shortest time in the match. I think Typhoon Tiger lasted longer than him.
Archer argues on the outside with the referees, trying to get back into the ring, but the referees hold him back. He finally stops arguing, and walks away towards the back.
Smith: Well, he wasn’t happy about that elimination.
Mack O’Connor stills laughs at Archer, before turning around and receiving a big boot from Supreme Machine. SuMa picks O’Connor up, and clips him under the jaw with the tops of his fingers. SuMa throws O’Connor into the corner, and starts hitting him with punches to the face. O’Connor drops down in the corner, and SuMa starts putting his foot against the throat of O’Connor, trying to take all the oxygen away from him.
Smith: Come on. That can kill someone. At least do that to Chad Vargas if you plan on doing it.
Meanwhile, Ricky Rhodes tries to eliminate Mason Dixon from the match, and TLS tries to get Chad Vargas over the ropes, but Vargas holds on to the middle rope. PerZag and Lance Savage get taken down with a double clothesline from Bob Grenier. Grenier lifts PerZag to his feet, and throws him over the top rope, but PerZag holds on, landing on the apron. Grenier starts hitting punch after punch to PerZag, trying to get PerZag to lose his balance, and fall out of the ring.
Smith: ‘The Worthiest of All’ has had a good showing here, but he is nearly out of this one. He and Grenier have done really well in this match.
Grenier hits another punch, but PerZag still stands on the apron. He hits another punch, but gets dropkicked from behind by Mark Storm, and gets sent over the ropes as well. Grenier and PerZag stand on the apron, and start striking each other with punches, trying to knock one man off of the apron. Grenier hits a clothesline, knocking PerZag back into the ring, and quickly ascends the turnbuckle. He reaches the top jumps off for a 450 splash, but PerZag moves out of the way, and Grenier hits the mat hard.
Smith: Ouch. That has got to take the wind out of you.
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
Smith: Five more to go.
1
'Tear Away' by Drowning Pool plays over the PA, and Tatum rushes out from the back. He storms down to the ring, and slides in. Mark Storm walks towards him, but Coe hits a spinning kick into his gut. Coe grabs Storm, and hits Decadence (Powerbomb into a Piledriver).
Smith: Tatum Coe is here, and we have four more men to enter the match. We know who is last to come in, as Captain Canada got that pick with a victory over Grenier earlier tonight, and we know that Baxter still has got to enter the match as well.
Tatum Coe lifts Mark Storm off of the ground, and throws him over the top rope. Storm holds on as Coe walks off, and looks around. TLS comes towards Coe, and Coe hits another spinning kick to the gut, and then hits Decadence.
Smith: Coe is hitting that on everyone thus far. I may be over exaggerating, but he has hit that move on two people at least.
Coe turns around, and Ricky Rhodes hits him with a running elbow to the face. Rhodes hits a code breaker, and then backs off as Coe is on his hands and knees. Rhodes runs up to Coe, looking for a curb stomp, but Coe moves out of the way, and gets back to his feet. Coe hits a spinning kick to the gut again, and hits Decadence on Ricky Rhodes.
Smith: Coe showing dominance to begin with.
Tatum Coe yells out loud, but the crowd gives him no reaction whatsoever. He turns around and is met with a clothesline by The Lost Soul. TLS picks Coe up off of the ground, and tries to get him over the top rope. Mark Storm rushes pass as he bounces off of the ropes and hits a flying forearm on Bob Grenier, knocking Grenier to the ground.
Smith: There is so much action happening in the ring at once, it is hard to see what is happening all the time.
Mark Storm gets up off of the ground, and turns around to charge towards the ropes, but is met with a double clothesline by Chad Vargas and Mason Dixon. The crowd boos them as the next countdown starts.
10
9
8
7
Smith: Will this man here be a surprise entrant, or will it be Baxter.
6
5
4
3
2
1
Smith: What....the....Fuck? That cannot be right.
Hood walks out from the back just after the countdown reaches zero, and the crowd are unsure what is happening. Members of the ring look towards him, and wonder what is going on. Hood runs towards the ring, but stops at ringside, where he catches his breath from the short run. He slides into the ring as Chad Vargas and Mason Dixon pick Mark Storm up off of the mat.
Smith: This cannot be happening. Hood cannot be in this match. This is just crazy.
Hood stops Vargas and Dixon, and says something to them that is inaudible. Vargas nods his head, and Hood grabs Storm as well, and the three men throw Mark Storm over the top rope, and to the outside.
Smith: Just wait a second. Hood has gotten an elimination. Man, I am going to have to quit commentating.
Hood double high fives Vargas and Dixon, and points to the corner where Bob Grenier is seated. Vargas and Dixon walk over there, and start kicking Grenier as Hood cheers them on.
Smith: This is just ridiculous.
Tatum Coe is seen running passed as TLS tossed him towards the rope. TLS goes for a clothesline on Coe, but Coe ducks. Coe runs towards the other ropes, springs off of the middle one, and hits TLS with a flying crossbody.
Smith: Two of OCW’s greats fighting it out here.
Tatum waits until TLS gets to his feet, and hits a spinning kick to his gut. TLS backs up, and Tatum grabs him, looking for Decadence, but TLS maneuvers out of it, and clips him under the jaw with his hand. TLS runs towards the ropes, springs back, and is met with another spinning kick to the gut.
Smith: Some good back and forth action taking place right here.
TLS staggers back into the ropes, and Tatum Coe goes for a clothesline, but TLS ducks, and sends Coe over his head, over the ropes, and to the outside.
Smith: And Tatum Coe has been eliminated.
10
9
8
7
6
5
Smith: Three more to go. Who is next?
4
3
2
1
"Nightfall" by Xandria plays over the PA and Danny B storms down to the ring. Vargas and Dixon in the ring turn their attention towards Danny as Danny slides into the ring, and stares straight at them. Hood walks in the middle of them, telling Danny to stop.
Smith: Hood, do not be an idiot.
Danny looks around the arena, and then hits an RKS (Ripper’s Kill Shot (RKO)) out of nowhere. Hood bounces off of the ground, and rolls to the side of the ring. Mason Dixon charges at Danny, and Danny throws him over the top rope, but Dixon lands on the apron. Vargas goes after Danny as well, but Danny starts hitting punch after punch to the face. Danny runs towards the ropes, springs back and hits a spear on Vargas.
Smith: Danny B is getting his revenge from earlier tonight, and has hopefully shown Hood the reason why he is a commentator.
Danny gets up, and looks around the ring as Mason Dixon has climbed to the top turnbuckle in the corner. Dixon jumps off, but is met with an RKS out of nowhere, which makes Dixon slump to the mat. Danny B picks Mason up off of the mat, and tosses him over the top rope and to the outside.
Smith: Danny B has eliminated Mason Dixon. Dixon is out.
Danny B turns around and is met with a poke to the eye by Chad Vargas. Vargas hits Danny a few times, and tosses him towards the ropes. Danny springs back as Vargas goes for a clothesline, but Danny ducks the clothesline, springs off of the opposite ropes and hits Destiny Deliverance (Daniel Bryan's Running Knee). Vargas slumps to the ground.
Smith: Vargas is getting taught a lesson right here.
Danny B waits as Vargas makes his way to his feet near the ropes, and Danny B charges in, hits a clothesline that sends Vargas over the top rope, and to the outside.
Smith: YES. HE IS OUT OF HERE.
Mason Dixon helps Vargas up to his feet as Vargas curses Danny B. Danny stands at the ropes with a huge smile on his face until he suddenly gets dumped over the top rope and to the outside.
Smith: No, that’s it. I quit. That is just fucking ridiculous.
Danny B turns around, and see’s Hood waving at him.
Smith: That is just not fucking right.
Hood turns around in the ring, and walks into the 6’9” Supreme Machine. Hood backs off as SuMa tilts his head to the left, and picks Hood up above his head. He holds Hood up over his head, and throws him over the top rope on to Vargas and Dixon. Danny stands at ringside as Hood gets to his feet. Danny runs and hits Hood with a spear, and then walks off back down the ramp as Vargas, Dixon and Hood lay on the ground.
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
'Higher' by Creed plays over the PA as the crowd waits for Baxter to come out from the back. Baxter does not show up as the big screen turns on, and it is shown that Baxter is knocked out, on the ground. We hear an official say 'you take his spot' off into the distance. The crowd waits for this mystery man as we see The Lost Soul get sent over the top rope, and out of the match by Supreme Machine.
Smith: Supreme Machine now has four eliminations, but who is this mystery man.
Dexter’s theme plays over the PA as The Bounty Hunter comes running out from the back, and towards the ring. The crowd gasps as the members of the ring watch him run down the ramp.
Smith: No way. It’s true. He is alive, and he has entered himself in the Rumble.
The Bounty Hunter makes in to the ring, and slides in as everyone stares at him. He points towards PerZag in the corner before Lance Savage stands in his way. The Bounty Hunter looks Savage up and down before Savage attacks him with punches. Savage hits punch after punch to the face of The Bounty Hunter until Bounty Hunter moves back towards the ropes. Savage stands back, goes for a clothesline, but The Bounty Hunter ducks, turns around and hits a clothesline that sends Savage over the ropes and to the floor.
Smith: And ‘The Demon’ is gone.
The Bounty Hunter turns around, and goes after PerZag. PerZag starts to hit punches on The Bounty Hunter, but TBH fights back with punches of his own, drawing PerZag into the corner, and hitting punch after punch to his chest.
Smith: The Bounty Hunter is going after the man who ended his career.
The Bounty Hunter continues to hit PerZag with punches and kicks, whilst we see Bob Grenier slide outside of the ring. He stands at ringside as the countdown for the last entrant commences.
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
Bob Grenier goes searching under the ring, and pulls out an unconscious Captain Canada.
Smith: I cannot believe that he is still out cold after being hit with Bob Grenier’s finisher earlier in the night.
Bob Grenier lifts Captain Canada to his feet, and tosses him into the ring. Bob Grenier follows in afterwards, and lifts Captain Canada up off of the ground, and tosses him over the top rope and to the outside.
Smith: And there goes Captain Canada. We are now down to six.
The Bounty Hunter continues to hit PerZag with kicks to the chest, and the lifts him back up to his feet. Bounty backs up, runs at PerZag, and hits a stinger splash. PerZag drops down in the corner again. The Bounty Hunter picks him up again, but this time runs to the opposite corner, charges back, and goes for another stinger splash.
Smith: PerZag is getting destroyed by his former partner.
The Bounty Hunter jumps up for the stinger splash, but PerZag quickly moves out of the way. TBH bounces his head off of the top turnbuckle, and PerZag grabs him, and throws him over the top rope, and to the outside.
Smith: And PerZag has eliminated The Bounty Hunter.
PerZag turns around, and is met with a punch by Bob Grenier. Grenier goes for another punch, but PerZag blocks it, grabs hold of him, and hits a belly-to-belly suplex.
Smith: Here we go. Down to the final five.
PerZag gets up, and is met with a clothesline from Mack O’Connor. Mack O’Connor lifts PerZag to his feet, and tosses him towards the ropes. O’Connor goes for a clothesline, but PerZag ducks, springs off of the opposite ropes, jumps up, and hits a hurricanrana on Mack O’Connor. PerZag grabs O’Connor around the head as he is getting to his feet, and hits a bulldog in the centre of the ring.
Smith: Who is going to win this match? Will PerZag retain the title that he gave to himself or will one of these other participants win the title.
PerZag gets up after hitting the bulldog on O’Connor and is hit with a flying elbow smash by Ricky Rhodes. PerZag gets knocked towards the corner, and Rhodes follows him. Rhodes climbs onto the second rope, and starts hitting punch after punch in the corner on PerZag.
Smith: Ricky Rhodes is now getting himself a piece of the Worthy Champion.
Rhodes hits a few more punches before his is lifted up into the powerbomb position, and is carried to the centre of the ring, and hit with Worthiest Move Of All (Powerbomb dropped into a double knee backbreaker (Tommaso Ciampa's Project Ciampa)). Rhodes grabs his back in pain as PerZag slowly gets back up to his feet.
Smith: Man, that is a powerful move.
PerZag reaches his feet again, but is hit with a big boot from Supreme Machine. SuMa hits a few punches that drives PerZag back towards the corner, and hits a kick to the gut. SuMa irish whips PerZag towards the opposite corner, following him. Once, PerZag reaches the other corner, he jumps to the top rope, and flips over hitting Death From Above (Top Rope Moonsault Onto A Standing Opponent).
Smith: And PerZag has taken Supreme Machine off of his feet with that move.
PerZag gets up and raises his hands to the crowd as they cheer for him, but suddenly Mack O’Connor and Bob Grenier grab him from behind, and send him over the top rope, and to the outside.
Smith: Unbelievable. The Worthy Champion is out of there, and we are now down to the final four. We are going to have a new champion here tonight, and it is not going to be that tosser, Chad Vargas.
PerZag starts getting into an argument with Bob Grenier as Bob laughs at him. Bob yells out ‘You are not worthy’ as PerZag is seeming to get frustrated. Bob laughs some more, before he is dumped over the top rope, and to the outside by Mack O’Connor.
Smith: And Mack O’Connor has eliminated Bob Grenier.
Bob stares back up at Mack O’Connor as O’Connor makes the symbol of a title around his waist. He shrugs his shoulders, and says ‘Sorry’ before he is dropkicked from behind by Ricky Rhodes, and is sent over the top rope, and to the outside.
Smith: Mack O’Connor has been eliminated by Ricky Rhodes. We are down to two.
Ricky Rhodes starts laughing as he runs towards the opposite ropes, runs back, and goes through the ropes, hitting PerZag, Bob Grenier and Mack O’Connor with a suicide dive.
Smith: Ricky Rhodes was not eliminated there as he went through the ropes.
Rhodes stands up, laughing, and slides back into the ring. He gets up, and is met with a big boot by Supreme Machine. Supreme lifts Rhodes up off of the ground, and into the air, above his head. He walks over to the ropes, and throws Rhodes over the top onto PerZag, Grenier and O’Connor as they have gotten to their feet, taking them all down.
Smith: He has done it. Supreme Machine is the new Worthy Champion.
Belvedere: And the winner of your match and NEW Worthy Champion...SUPREME MACHINE!
“Warheart” by Children of Bodom plays over the PA as Supreme Machine walks towards the opposite ropes. He climbs outside, and grabs the Worthy title out of the briefcase, and places it over his shoulder. Supreme turns around, and walks around the ring, as Ricky Rhodes walks up to him, complaining.
Smith: There is no point in complaining. Supreme Machine is your new champion.
Supreme stares at Ricky Rhodes, and then hits him with a big boot. He stares down at him, and then walks off. He slowly walks down the ramp, and eventually walks backstage as the footage pans to Smith.
Smith: Well, thank-you for watching the show this evening. It was a great night.
Smith looks to his left as Hood sits down next to him.
Smith: Hey, Hood.
Hood: Hey, Smith. I finally made it.
Smith: Yeah. I saw you in the match.
Hood: Yep. I have come down to commentary now to commentate the rest of it.
Smith: Well, sorry, Hood. The match is over, and the show is done.
Hood: Fuck.
Hood stands up tossing the headset onto the table.
Smith: Thank-you, and goodbye.