Post by WilsonTheVolleyball on Mar 17, 2015 10:29:13 GMT -5
Ricky and Randy are seen backstage in the Thompson Boling Arena. There appears to be a pretty large catering table set up in the back and it's covered with all kinds of sandwiches: hoagies, grinders, sliders, panini's, clubs, BLTs. Basically if it's a sandwich, it might be somewhere on this table. And it's a good thing there are so many sandwiches, because there's quite a few people backstage.
How many? Nobody keeps count honestly. But it's probably close to 20 or so. By and large the crowd is a mixture of OCW fans and backstage personnel.
Randy Valdez: "Hey guys listen up! I wanted to thank all of you for coming out here and making this Massacre event a successful one. It sure is great to see you guys support OCW! Everybody let's raise your sweet tea in the air and give a toast to OCW!"
Ricky and Randy both raise their cups in the air, but everyone else is pretty zoned in on the food.
Ricky Valdez: "Boy what a great crowd! If anybody wants their sandwich autographed, all you gotta do is ask. And remember, this catering is made possible by the good folks at Kaufmann's Deli. That's Kaufmann's Deli -- the only sandwich Awe.Some eats."
Randy Valdez: "Put up the graphic."
Kaufmann's Deli
"Where a sandwich just isn't a sandwich unless there's meat and cheese between some kind of bread."
Jones steps toward the table and takes half of a roast beef sub.
Randy Valdez: "Good choice."
Ricky Valdez: "Coming here for an interview, Jones?"
Jones: "Nooooot really. I mean the event is done and while I appreciate you guys helping me out back there, I figured I'd just relax a bit after nearly getting killed."
Ricky Valdez: "Ya know what? You're right man. You bust your ass for this company... Literally. Take a break man. Enjoy yourself. We can handle this."
Ricky grabs a Cuban sandwich from the table and holds it at Randy's face as if it were a microphone. Randy points at the camera as Jones begins to eat.
Ricky Valdez: "Randy, earlier tonight something something Lockwoods."
Randy Valdez: "That's right, Ricky! Earlier in the night the Lockwood party signed their fates and didn't have to wait very long to receive their very first official OCW ass kicking. The look on Aimee's face was priceless as we tossed those two idiots Tom and Jack out of the ring. Buyer's remorse is probably setting in right now for them because they're quickly seeing that when you take away their group, they're just a couple of losers."
Ricky Valdez: "Now Randy, during the match we saw ham and swiss cheese with a dab of mustard on a lightly toasted loaf of French bread."
Randy Valdez: "Lurrr and Mario Maurako did make an appearance and it wasn't the least bit surprising I'd say."
Ricky Valdez: "Really?!?! Can you please expand on that thought? This is harder than it looks."
Randy Valdez: "Sure! The world was clearly focused on Awe.Some and the Lockwoods at Massacre, more so us than them obviously. Given the events that took place at Revenge, along with the huge implications of tonight's main event, Mario and Lurrrigi were desperate to get their faces out there. They were quickly becoming an afterthought and I'm sure they realize it."
Ricky pulls the microphone sandwich back and takes a bite out of it. He holds it back towards Randy.
Randy Valdez: "Perhaps that's why Dean didn't bother booking you for Massacre, Lurrr. You're boring. You put people to sleep. The least you can do though is give us a fair warning next time you plan on making some kind of appearance so that way I can pack a pillow. You say you don't do charity. Guess what? Neither does OCW. This is a business and it's telling when the president of the company doesn't think the current Hall of Fame Champion is worth the cost of booking."
Ricky Valdez: "Keep thinking you're somehow above us despite the fact that Awe.Some is leading the charge in this new era of OCW. Because at Code of Silence, live on iPPV from Milan, Italy, which can be ordered and streamed directly from Online Championship Wrestling's easy to navigate website for a low one-time rate..., it's going to be Awe.Some versus Lockwoods versus Lurrr and Maruako."
Randy Valdez: "And it's going to be Awe.Some."
Ricky Valdez: "Now fade to this!"
