Post by WilsonTheVolleyball on Mar 6, 2015 23:14:35 GMT -5
OOC: Hey what's going on everybody? Ricky Valdez here!
Randy Valdez too!
Enjoy this!
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Inside a fancy Italian restaurant sits two gentlemen: a fat mob boss and a muscular goon. The two men are enjoying their pasta as people at the other tables also do the same. A waiter walks passed their table. The fat man offers a toast to himself.
Mob Boss: "bello essere re."
("Good to be the Boss.")
Suddenly on the other side of the restaurant we see Randy Valdez kissing the hand of a very attractive young lady. She giggles.
Mob Boss: "Mia figlia!"
("My daughter!")
The muscular goon becomes angry. Mob Boss slaps the goon on the arm.
Mob Boss: "Mario!"
The Mob Boss makes a throat slash gesture to Mario. Mario grunts and produces a knife from his coat pocket. Randy and the daughter see this. The daughter panics.
Daughter: "Correre!"
("Run!")
Randy dashes out the restaurant into the busy Italian streets. There are vendors everywhere selling stuff. He makes haste in some random direction. Mario now exits the restaurant. When he spots Randy he gives chase and slashes a random squash in his path. The shot cuts between the two men with Randy just remaining ahead of his angry Italian pursuer. At one point Randy runs passed an apartment where the windows on the second floor are open. There are women hanging out of every window vying for Randy's attention.
Various women: "Yoohoo! Ciao! Yoohoo!"
("Hello!")
Randy waves at the various ladies as he passes. A few seconds later Mario comes running passed the building as well to no cat calls. Randy now comes to a canal. He looks behind him and sees Mario with knife in hand drawing near. Randy turns back to the canal and jumps.
He lands safely on a gondola! Randy points ahead and the gondolier moves the boat forward. Glancing behind him, he sees Mario is now on another gondola trailing him. Randy looks forward and notices an approaching bridge up ahead. A car comes to a stop on the bridge and lowers its passenger window. It's the Mob Boss with a gun!
The Boss fires a single shot at Randy, who dodges it by jumping into the water. He swims to the edge of the canal and climbs back into the street. Mario's gondola is now docking. Mario's knife gleams in the sunlight.
Randy again begins running through the streets and Mario is still following. Randy notices a tall painting scaffold up ahead and jumps on its side. The scaffold suddenly begins to move due to Randy's force. It apparently has wheels and is on a hill. Uh oh...
The scaffold is now barreling down the inclined street as people dash out the way. Mario is still giving chase while Randy climbs on top of the scaffold and begins to act as if he's surfing. The scaffold suddenly enters a large opening on the side of a building and he's now traveling in complete darkness.
Then after a brief second of darkness, the scaffold rolls onto a stage inside an opera house! The audience in attendance cheers for Randy. Randy looks around and spots Ricky Valdez watching the opera from a balcony. Randy gives the finger guns to Ricky when Mario suddenly emerges on the balcony and leaps toward the scaffold!
Mario lands with knife in hand. The crowd gasps! He tries to stab, but Randy counters by grabbing Mario's arm and tossing him over the scaffold into a tuba below.
Daughter: "Randle!"
("Randy!")
Randy turns around and sees the Mob Boss' daughter leap from the balcony towards the scaffold. She's going to fall short. Oh no! Randy alertly catches her arm in the air and using her momentum, swings her so that she flips and lands safely on the scaffold!
The audience cheers wildly. Ricky and the Mob Boss are both giving a standing ovation from the balcony. Randy and the attractive young lady take a bow as roses are tossed on the stage.
"Hey what's up guys? Ricky Valdez here!"
"Randy Valdez too!"
"We want to see YOU at the world famous La Scala opera house in Milan, Italy!"
"That's right. Online Championship Wrestling will be bringing their next event Code of Silence to the Italian Republic on Sunday, March 29th. You can catch Awe.Some take on two Hall of Famers, Lurrr and Mario Maurako, for a chance to become the next OCW tag team champions in a scaffold match."
"It'll be a once-in-a-lifetime event that you don't want to miss! Be there!"
"Yeah! Be there!"
"For sure!"
"For shizzle!"