Post by Marcus Welsh on Mar 4, 2015 11:42:38 GMT -5
**Please Note, this took place before Ian Bishop's TOTALLY RUDE behavior this morning...suckas**
Randy Valdez: Are you positive this is his room?
Ricky Valdez: Positive.
Ricky and Randy are standing in the halls of a hospital somewhere in Brazil. A few orderlies walk passed the brothers but don't pay them any mind. It's Brazil after all. You're not quite sure who you wanna mess with, ya know? The Valdez brothers are by an unmarked closed green door.
Randy Valdez: How can you tell? There's no number on the door.
Ricky Valdez: The nurse said it's the only room on this floor with a door.
Randy Valdez: Oh wow they're sparing no expense for Dean then!
Randy knocks on the door and stands there quietly for a few seconds awaiting an answer. He turns back to Ricky.
Randy Valdez: By the way make sure you polish the Maple Syrup Championship before you give it back to me.
Ricky Valdez: Yeah right. You're lucky I don't wipe Papa John's pizza crumbs on it.
Randy turns back to the door and knocks again. Again, no answer. Randy shrugs. Ricky just opens the door.
Randy Valdez: That was my next step, you know.
Ricky and Randy enter the room to find Dean lying comfortably on a hospital bed. There's a ton of equipment everywhere showing the OCW President's vital signs and all seems well. Dean appears to be watching a replay of Revenge on the television set.
Randy Valdez: Hey boss! Heard us knocking?
Ricky Valdez: He's in a bed Randy. He couldn't answer the door.
President Dean: I'm in a bed, sucka.
Ricky Valdez: See?
Awe.Some looks at the television and sees the replay of the tag team title match from Revenge is concluding. Fans are petting the Cube with garbage as the chopping carrying the Lockwoods flies off.
Ricky Valdez: We're here to talk about what happened Dean.
Randy Valdez: We want the Lockwoods.
President Dean: Forget it. I'm not negotiating with terrorist and I'm certainly not going to reward them for doing what they did to our event.
Ricky Valdez: You also said if they did make a statement then you'd give them what they wanted, which was a shot at the OCW tag team titles. You challenged them to get passed your security. You told them make an impression if they had the wits to do so. "If you want slay a beast, you don't fuck up its cave...you enter the jungle, face the elements and take that mother fucker down." Those were your words Dean, not ours. I'd say they done that.
President Dean: And if I give into them, then what? I may as well let Ian Bishop back in this company too if we're going down that route. We'll be opening Pandora's Box.
Ricky Valdez: Whatever happened between you and Ian Bishop is between you and Ian Bishop. The Lockwoods could've blinded me, could've broken my back. Who knows what they've might done to Randy if security stayed pat.
Randy Valdez: I'd venture to say the belts wouldn't be the only thing lying at the bottom of the water right now. They just made shit real personal for us Dean. We want the Lockwoods. And we want you to make that happen. We don't even care if the tag team titles are on the line or not. This isn't about gold to us. If you want to put that on the line to get buyrates then that's on you Dean. We just want to face those punks in the ring.
President Dean: Ugh...maybe it's the medicine coursing through my veins or the relief that I'm finally visiting with some people who speak English, but I see your point. However, I simply cannot just shove them into the match, not with Ian Bishop running around, his behavior changes things.
Dean shifts around, wincing from the pain still lingering from this past Saturday.
President Dean: Ian Bishop is an evil man who will take any excuse available to push his agenda. Had he not shown up and made demands at the expense of my well being this past Saturday, sure, I would've held true to my word. The Lockwoods would be facing Awe.Some at Code of Silence. Sadly, shit happens. So, here's what I'm going to do.
Dean grabs a bit of '~' hair gel and runs it over his very short, un-stylable hair. Randy and Ricky look at each other like 'wtf' while Rachel smiles, happy to see their product being used by a consumer.
President Dean: I will tentatively pencil the Lockwoods into the Scaffold Tag Team Title match at Code of Silence against you guy and Lurrr/Maurako. I say tentatively because I am also booking them in a match at Massacre. If they win that match, they will sign OCW contract and be allowed to compete at Code of Silence. However, if they LOSE that match, they are done...gone forever. Which is why Lurrr/Maurako have been booked, ensuring we will have a Tag Title Match...can't depend on meth white trash, after all.
Randy and Ricky speak quietly to one another, coming to a conclusion. Rachel, unsure of what might come out of their mouths, decides to do the speaking, cutting them off.
Rachel Valdez: That sounds fine, Dean. And glad to see you are enjoying ~
President Dean: Yes, I'm finally able to keep my hair in one place. It's so refreshing.
Rachel Valdez: I think we've been given a very good deal by our President, don't you guys?
~Randy and Ricky sort of grumble, acquiescing Dean's decision~
Randy Valdez: yes
Ricky Valdez: sure
Rachel Valdez: GREAT! Get better, Dean...we look forward to the challenge at Code of Silence.
Dean nods, turning his attention towards his television. The Bifford/Lurrr replay is airing. He's watching Bifford attacking everything Dangerous Dan related.
President Dean: Stupid mother fucker
Noticing his blood pressure rising, Awe.Some and their sister Rachel decide to exit. The Scene ends.
Randy Valdez: Are you positive this is his room?
Ricky Valdez: Positive.
Ricky and Randy are standing in the halls of a hospital somewhere in Brazil. A few orderlies walk passed the brothers but don't pay them any mind. It's Brazil after all. You're not quite sure who you wanna mess with, ya know? The Valdez brothers are by an unmarked closed green door.
Randy Valdez: How can you tell? There's no number on the door.
Ricky Valdez: The nurse said it's the only room on this floor with a door.
Randy Valdez: Oh wow they're sparing no expense for Dean then!
Randy knocks on the door and stands there quietly for a few seconds awaiting an answer. He turns back to Ricky.
Randy Valdez: By the way make sure you polish the Maple Syrup Championship before you give it back to me.
Ricky Valdez: Yeah right. You're lucky I don't wipe Papa John's pizza crumbs on it.
Randy turns back to the door and knocks again. Again, no answer. Randy shrugs. Ricky just opens the door.
Randy Valdez: That was my next step, you know.
Ricky and Randy enter the room to find Dean lying comfortably on a hospital bed. There's a ton of equipment everywhere showing the OCW President's vital signs and all seems well. Dean appears to be watching a replay of Revenge on the television set.
Randy Valdez: Hey boss! Heard us knocking?
Ricky Valdez: He's in a bed Randy. He couldn't answer the door.
President Dean: I'm in a bed, sucka.
Ricky Valdez: See?
Awe.Some looks at the television and sees the replay of the tag team title match from Revenge is concluding. Fans are petting the Cube with garbage as the chopping carrying the Lockwoods flies off.
Ricky Valdez: We're here to talk about what happened Dean.
Randy Valdez: We want the Lockwoods.
President Dean: Forget it. I'm not negotiating with terrorist and I'm certainly not going to reward them for doing what they did to our event.
Ricky Valdez: You also said if they did make a statement then you'd give them what they wanted, which was a shot at the OCW tag team titles. You challenged them to get passed your security. You told them make an impression if they had the wits to do so. "If you want slay a beast, you don't fuck up its cave...you enter the jungle, face the elements and take that mother fucker down." Those were your words Dean, not ours. I'd say they done that.
President Dean: And if I give into them, then what? I may as well let Ian Bishop back in this company too if we're going down that route. We'll be opening Pandora's Box.
Ricky Valdez: Whatever happened between you and Ian Bishop is between you and Ian Bishop. The Lockwoods could've blinded me, could've broken my back. Who knows what they've might done to Randy if security stayed pat.
Randy Valdez: I'd venture to say the belts wouldn't be the only thing lying at the bottom of the water right now. They just made shit real personal for us Dean. We want the Lockwoods. And we want you to make that happen. We don't even care if the tag team titles are on the line or not. This isn't about gold to us. If you want to put that on the line to get buyrates then that's on you Dean. We just want to face those punks in the ring.
President Dean: Ugh...maybe it's the medicine coursing through my veins or the relief that I'm finally visiting with some people who speak English, but I see your point. However, I simply cannot just shove them into the match, not with Ian Bishop running around, his behavior changes things.
Dean shifts around, wincing from the pain still lingering from this past Saturday.
President Dean: Ian Bishop is an evil man who will take any excuse available to push his agenda. Had he not shown up and made demands at the expense of my well being this past Saturday, sure, I would've held true to my word. The Lockwoods would be facing Awe.Some at Code of Silence. Sadly, shit happens. So, here's what I'm going to do.
Dean grabs a bit of '~' hair gel and runs it over his very short, un-stylable hair. Randy and Ricky look at each other like 'wtf' while Rachel smiles, happy to see their product being used by a consumer.
President Dean: I will tentatively pencil the Lockwoods into the Scaffold Tag Team Title match at Code of Silence against you guy and Lurrr/Maurako. I say tentatively because I am also booking them in a match at Massacre. If they win that match, they will sign OCW contract and be allowed to compete at Code of Silence. However, if they LOSE that match, they are done...gone forever. Which is why Lurrr/Maurako have been booked, ensuring we will have a Tag Title Match...can't depend on meth white trash, after all.
Randy and Ricky speak quietly to one another, coming to a conclusion. Rachel, unsure of what might come out of their mouths, decides to do the speaking, cutting them off.
Rachel Valdez: That sounds fine, Dean. And glad to see you are enjoying ~
President Dean: Yes, I'm finally able to keep my hair in one place. It's so refreshing.
Rachel Valdez: I think we've been given a very good deal by our President, don't you guys?
~Randy and Ricky sort of grumble, acquiescing Dean's decision~
Randy Valdez: yes
Ricky Valdez: sure
Rachel Valdez: GREAT! Get better, Dean...we look forward to the challenge at Code of Silence.
Dean nods, turning his attention towards his television. The Bifford/Lurrr replay is airing. He's watching Bifford attacking everything Dangerous Dan related.
President Dean: Stupid mother fucker
Noticing his blood pressure rising, Awe.Some and their sister Rachel decide to exit. The Scene ends.