Post by Mario Maurako on Mar 1, 2015 2:01:28 GMT -5
The scene opens up in the back halls of the amphitheater in Brazil. Mario Maurako can be seen walking towards the exit following the conclusion of the simply marvelous Revenge PPV event. Jones comes into view racing down the hallway in an attempt to get a word with the returning Hall of Famer.
Jones: Mario! Mario, can I get a quick word for the OCW fanbase?
Mario stops in his tracks and turns around and smiles, seemingly thrilled to see the face of Jones approaching him.
Mario Maurako: Oh I’ve always got a second or two for my adoring fans Jones.
Jones: So what’s been going on Mario? The last time we saw you, you were being stuffed in the back of a trunk. Now tonight you show up here in Brazil and you cost the Big Bifford his shot at the OCW Hall of Fame Championship.
Mario’s face contorts, seemingly confused by Jones’ question. He then responds very dryly and matter of factly.
Mario Maurako: Everyone knows that Bifford and I aren’t necessarily the closest of friends. Hell, I didn’t think he belonged in the Hall of Fame to begin with. Tonight, was just about assuring that the right man won. Lurrr is the single greatest wrestler in OCW’s long tenured history, and tonight’s rules were stacked against him. How was he supposed to get the two ton Bifford into a dumpster?
Jones: But what about the trunk? Where have you been?
Mario Maurako: Jones, I think you might be hallucinating, because I have no clue what you are talking about. As for where I have been… I’ve been home in Italy.
Jones: You don’t remember the kidnapping at all?
Mario Maurako: Really? How many times are you going to ask this silly question Jones? You’re a better reporter than that. Making up stupid shit is something I’d expect from Hood or someone. I’ll bail you out though buddy. I’m anxiously looking forward to going home to Italy where OCW will air from next month. I haven’t caught word of who my opponent is going to be but one thing is for sure, he may be good, he may be great, but he most certainly won’t be Marvelous.
Mario smiles and pats Jones on the back before turning and heading out the exit doors. Jones simply stands there visibly confused as we fade out.
Jones: Mario! Mario, can I get a quick word for the OCW fanbase?
Mario stops in his tracks and turns around and smiles, seemingly thrilled to see the face of Jones approaching him.
Mario Maurako: Oh I’ve always got a second or two for my adoring fans Jones.
Jones: So what’s been going on Mario? The last time we saw you, you were being stuffed in the back of a trunk. Now tonight you show up here in Brazil and you cost the Big Bifford his shot at the OCW Hall of Fame Championship.
Mario’s face contorts, seemingly confused by Jones’ question. He then responds very dryly and matter of factly.
Mario Maurako: Everyone knows that Bifford and I aren’t necessarily the closest of friends. Hell, I didn’t think he belonged in the Hall of Fame to begin with. Tonight, was just about assuring that the right man won. Lurrr is the single greatest wrestler in OCW’s long tenured history, and tonight’s rules were stacked against him. How was he supposed to get the two ton Bifford into a dumpster?
Jones: But what about the trunk? Where have you been?
Mario Maurako: Jones, I think you might be hallucinating, because I have no clue what you are talking about. As for where I have been… I’ve been home in Italy.
Jones: You don’t remember the kidnapping at all?
Mario Maurako: Really? How many times are you going to ask this silly question Jones? You’re a better reporter than that. Making up stupid shit is something I’d expect from Hood or someone. I’ll bail you out though buddy. I’m anxiously looking forward to going home to Italy where OCW will air from next month. I haven’t caught word of who my opponent is going to be but one thing is for sure, he may be good, he may be great, but he most certainly won’t be Marvelous.
Mario smiles and pats Jones on the back before turning and heading out the exit doors. Jones simply stands there visibly confused as we fade out.