Efed Guerilla's extended an invitation to pro wrestling's living legend, "The Southern Gentleman" Chad Vargas himself. Chad Vargas nodded his head, grabbed the invitation and proceeded to wipe his ass with it.
"Fuck the guerillas and fuck Battle mania, fuck Kenshin Takamura too if he's listenin' - I bleed red and red is OCDUB. We don't need any fuckin' promotion!"