Post by WilsonTheVolleyball on Feb 18, 2015 11:48:02 GMT -5
OOC: What's up guys? Ricky Valdez here!
Randy Valdez too!
And me. Rachel Valdez.
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Ricky and Randy Valdez are both standing in what appears to be a studio of some kind. There's a giant green screen in the background along with all kinds of cool and random props. A few stage hands are walking to and fro carrying anything from more obscure props to a rather simple clipboard. As the people around the studio go about their business, Awe.Some is standing off to the side with their eyes glued to a television.
Reporter on tv: "Once again, this is a live report coming to you from Online Championship Wrestling's headquarters."
The scene on the television shows a girl-next-door looking reporter with OCWHQ in the background. There are a few cop cars stationed around the building and police barricades have been set up to keep the curious bystanders from getting too close. Some of the windows for the building have been blown out.
Reporter: "We're told that the Lockwood Party and their gang still have firm control of the building and will continue to do so until their demands are met. It is quite a dilemma for authorities as the group is not asking for money, but rather... wait... is this right?"
The reporter looks off camera to possibly some other news hand. She looks confused.
Reporter: "You gotta be kidding me?... The party in question is reportedly asking for a title shot? Oh why did I choose this career?"
We leave the sound of the television and hear Awe.Some speaking.
"A title shot? Really? Those punks are doing all of this for a damn title shot?!"
"That's insane man. Honestly if they want their tails beat that badly then let's do it."
"Have you tried getting ahold of Dean?"
"Yeah but he's in Brazil and hasn't answered his phone in quite some time. I imagine his line is pretty tied up at the moment."
"Man fuck this. Let's just go back over there and handle this ourselves. I think I saw Mack O'Connor in the background of that news report. Maybe we could work together and get those clowns ou-"
"Absolutely not!"
Ricky and Randy turn to find Rachel Valdez standing behind them.
"First off, I highly doubt they're even under contract with OCW. They deserve nothing and they'll get nothing but an arrest record the size of a phone book. Secondly, we're several states away to work on this commercial. We can't just up and leave to throw around some vigilante justice. Even if we hopped on the first flight back, there's a good chance Dean might have this under control by the time we arrived."
"Alright, alright. You got a point..."
"Still doesn't seem right, Rache."
"I know, but it's out of our hands right now. Let's focus on what we can control here. Some good news is that I've secured a new sponsor for Awe.Some."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yep. Kaufmann's Deli! Very neat little local deli just down the street from OCW headquarters. It's been run by the Kaufmann family for generations. The grandson who is just 19 years old runs a majority of the day-to-day operations. He's obviously being groomed to fully take over the business in a few years. It was actually a bit awkward working out the deal because he saw what your little comment about 'some local business' with regards to Clint's barbershop..."
"Yeah, I've felt awful about that after the fact Rache. I'm sorry. Sometimes I just say stupid things when I'm goofing around. Won't happen again."
"No worries Ricky. I know you two would never actually say something like that so vehemently. Now then, the kid is a huge fan of ours and despite that little faux pas, he was thrilled to get a partnership going with Awe.Some. Your ring gear has been sent to the tailor to get the Kaufmann's logo added on. Here's another perk of the deal you boys will love: they'll supply us with catering for some of our shows starting after Revenge."
"Hell yeah! Free sandwiches! I already love Kaufmann's!"
"More than we usually do now! We've eaten there a few times already but man this is great!"
"Excellent! Now with that bit of good news out of the way, let's take care of one last thing. They're about to start shooting again so get on the set and let's roll."
Ricky and Randy give the finger guns to one another and head for the stage set.
Director: "Quiet! Quiet on the set!... I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES! Fuck man.... aaaaaaaaaand action!"
We quickly go to black.
"I see myself...
escaping..."
Fade into a shot of Randy Valdez standing shirtless on a secluded beach front. We hear distant waves as the water that washes up on shore gently touches his toes.
"Free...
like a wild ferris wheel that is my soul..."
Go to a shot of Ricky Valdez standing on the roof of some high rise complex. It's overlooking a medieval courtyard inexplicably.
"Do my eyes deceive me?..."
We hear a train whistle.
"No...
Because we're on a train..."
Now we're inside a train where Randy Valdez is seen staring out of the window. His reflection allows us to see a look on his face that resembles a man torn with eternal struggle. The shot zooms into the reflection of Randy's eyes, getting closer until we enter his pupil.
Ricky Valdez is inside a tank while wearing World War I military gear. We can hear the squeaky gears in full motion as Ricky rocks back and forth inside. He removes the helmet from his head and runs his fingers through his hair.
"The clock of mankind is always in motion...
"Like a yoyo...."
"Yoyo...."
The screen flashes and we see Randy Valdez is now on top of the train. It looks as through the train is traveling through a barren desert.
"The mystery of it all...
Is it all actually just orange juice?..."
Cut to Ricky who is holding a snow globe in his hand. There is a wrestling ring inside. He shakes the globe and watches as the snow gently swirls around the ring.
"Possibly."
The camera zooms into the snow globe and into the wrestling ring where a shirtless Randy Valdez is standing. It keeps zooming in until we get a center shot of Randy's face wearing a calm, dreaming expression.
"Truly this is hair of the Gods."
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