Post by Mario Maurako on Feb 6, 2014 14:24:43 GMT -5
The scene opens up on a for sale sign being pounded into the cold frozen ground in Minneapolis Minnesota. The camera pans out and reveals that the for sale sign is in front of Mario’s long time Mansion. The camera fades out.
We open back up inside the Mansion of Mario Maurako and Mario is surrounded by boxes of stuff, as it looks as if he is packing to move away. Mario is in his bedroom and is observed violently throwing clothes into a box and mumbling to himself.
Mario Maurako: Fucking Bobbinette Carey. She thinks she is so damn smart.
Mario continues throwing clothes into one of the boxes.
Mario Maurako: I can’t live in an area of the country she has control over. I’m not going to answer to her. Just because she can throw her money at Dean and he will do her bidding for her doesn’t mean I have to sit around here and take it. She isn’t above me? I’m the greatest wrestler on the planet!
Mario closes a box and tapes it shut as he grabs anther box and starts to unmake his bed and put his sheets and blanket in to the box.
Mario Maurako: Fuckin’ book me at Resurrection… and not in a match for the Central Title. It’s bull shit! I am the greatest athlete in OCW. You can’t even recognize Jared Black now that I’ve done with him. But no Carey has to stick her nose in business that has nothing to do with her. I bet it was part of the deal for her to finance OCW… that she take me on at the first PPV. Well I’ve got news for her, I’m going to Marvelous Manhandle her ignorant ass like the many times in the past. Different federations with the same result. Me embarrassing her at every chance I get.
Big D enters the bed room and approaches Mario and grabs a box from Mario that he was in the process of moving.
Big D: Big week Mario.
Mario Maurako: I don’t need you to inform me how big of a week it is or isn’t. I’m completely capable of figuring that out on my own. Besides I hardly consider a match against Roach as something I should be concerned with.
Big D: But he’s undefeated in OCW action.
Mario Maurako: So am I technically. And back in the day I had 30-ish wins and only about 4 or 6 losses. Smacking around losers like Roach is how I paid my bills. It’s just the way it was; and this week on Massacre we’re going to see the same thing.
Big D: So what’s the deal with Balconi then? Are we just leaving and giving him the area?
Mario Maurako: You leave Balconi to me. But yeah I’m thinking we are done here in Minnesota. I can’t allow Carey to have the upper hand over me in any way shape or form.
Big D: I understand boss. So then were are we heading to?
Mario Maurako: I guess we head to the Memphis Mansion.
Big D winces at the mention of the Tennessee Home of Maurako.
Mario Maurako: Where else do you want to go? You want to go back to Maurako Island? We can’t, it was destroyed by Hurricane Sandy… that f’n bitch.
Big D: I’ll call The Family and let them know that we are moving south. Shall I alert the local Tennessee Families.
Mario chuckles and shakes his head ‘no’.
Mario Maurako: That’s a good one D. There are no Families in the South. Just rednecks, and hillbillies and people like Roach.
Big D: I thought he was from Canada.
Mario Maurako: He is. Southern Canada. Might as well just be from Detroit.
Big D: Hey, what do you have against Detroit? I’m from Detroit.
Mario Maurako: You were from Detroit. You got smart and left. But if you’re interested in going back you could probably buy the whole town.
Big D: I already own the town. I can go anywhere and do anything for free.
Mario Maurako: Well of course you can. That’s one of the reasons you ended up with me. I liked your connections if you know what I mean?
Big D: Oh I know what you mean.
Mario looks on as Big D eerily smiles and shakes his head ‘yes’. The look on Big D’s face starts to kind of creep Mario out.
Mario Maurako: Well just standing there looking like a rapist isn’t getting these boxes loaded up. C’mon we have a job to do.
Big D: Oh yeah. Sorry.
Big D loads his arms up full of boxes and then slowly makes his way out of the room, careful not to drop anything for fear he may break something. The joke is really on him though because Mario’s packing clothes.
Mario Maurako: It’s hard to find good help these days… and good opponents. I’m going to MariOWN Roach on Monday Night Massacre and he will be afraid to ever step foot into another OCW ring for as long as I am walking around in the back.
The scene fades out as Mario goes back to packing up his belongings in his bedroom.
We open back up inside the Mansion of Mario Maurako and Mario is surrounded by boxes of stuff, as it looks as if he is packing to move away. Mario is in his bedroom and is observed violently throwing clothes into a box and mumbling to himself.
Mario Maurako: Fucking Bobbinette Carey. She thinks she is so damn smart.
Mario continues throwing clothes into one of the boxes.
Mario Maurako: I can’t live in an area of the country she has control over. I’m not going to answer to her. Just because she can throw her money at Dean and he will do her bidding for her doesn’t mean I have to sit around here and take it. She isn’t above me? I’m the greatest wrestler on the planet!
Mario closes a box and tapes it shut as he grabs anther box and starts to unmake his bed and put his sheets and blanket in to the box.
Mario Maurako: Fuckin’ book me at Resurrection… and not in a match for the Central Title. It’s bull shit! I am the greatest athlete in OCW. You can’t even recognize Jared Black now that I’ve done with him. But no Carey has to stick her nose in business that has nothing to do with her. I bet it was part of the deal for her to finance OCW… that she take me on at the first PPV. Well I’ve got news for her, I’m going to Marvelous Manhandle her ignorant ass like the many times in the past. Different federations with the same result. Me embarrassing her at every chance I get.
Big D enters the bed room and approaches Mario and grabs a box from Mario that he was in the process of moving.
Big D: Big week Mario.
Mario Maurako: I don’t need you to inform me how big of a week it is or isn’t. I’m completely capable of figuring that out on my own. Besides I hardly consider a match against Roach as something I should be concerned with.
Big D: But he’s undefeated in OCW action.
Mario Maurako: So am I technically. And back in the day I had 30-ish wins and only about 4 or 6 losses. Smacking around losers like Roach is how I paid my bills. It’s just the way it was; and this week on Massacre we’re going to see the same thing.
Big D: So what’s the deal with Balconi then? Are we just leaving and giving him the area?
Mario Maurako: You leave Balconi to me. But yeah I’m thinking we are done here in Minnesota. I can’t allow Carey to have the upper hand over me in any way shape or form.
Big D: I understand boss. So then were are we heading to?
Mario Maurako: I guess we head to the Memphis Mansion.
Big D winces at the mention of the Tennessee Home of Maurako.
Mario Maurako: Where else do you want to go? You want to go back to Maurako Island? We can’t, it was destroyed by Hurricane Sandy… that f’n bitch.
Big D: I’ll call The Family and let them know that we are moving south. Shall I alert the local Tennessee Families.
Mario chuckles and shakes his head ‘no’.
Mario Maurako: That’s a good one D. There are no Families in the South. Just rednecks, and hillbillies and people like Roach.
Big D: I thought he was from Canada.
Mario Maurako: He is. Southern Canada. Might as well just be from Detroit.
Big D: Hey, what do you have against Detroit? I’m from Detroit.
Mario Maurako: You were from Detroit. You got smart and left. But if you’re interested in going back you could probably buy the whole town.
Big D: I already own the town. I can go anywhere and do anything for free.
Mario Maurako: Well of course you can. That’s one of the reasons you ended up with me. I liked your connections if you know what I mean?
Big D: Oh I know what you mean.
Mario looks on as Big D eerily smiles and shakes his head ‘yes’. The look on Big D’s face starts to kind of creep Mario out.
Mario Maurako: Well just standing there looking like a rapist isn’t getting these boxes loaded up. C’mon we have a job to do.
Big D: Oh yeah. Sorry.
Big D loads his arms up full of boxes and then slowly makes his way out of the room, careful not to drop anything for fear he may break something. The joke is really on him though because Mario’s packing clothes.
Mario Maurako: It’s hard to find good help these days… and good opponents. I’m going to MariOWN Roach on Monday Night Massacre and he will be afraid to ever step foot into another OCW ring for as long as I am walking around in the back.
The scene fades out as Mario goes back to packing up his belongings in his bedroom.