Post by El Presidente on Feb 2, 2015 22:39:05 GMT -5
EL PRESIDENTE DE LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS
Real Name: Unrevealed, possibly forgotten Date of Birth: Allegedly July 4th, 1976 Billed From: The Good Ol' US of A Height: 6' 1" Weight: 212 lbs Alignment: Technico Babyface Wrestling Style: Lucha Libertarian Experience: Three terms of office, just like that guy who married his cousin
Entrance Music: "American Made" by the Wrestling Boot Band
Finishing Moves: Air Force Uno (Frog splash) Bedtime for Bonzo/B4B (Cradle DDT)
Signature Moves: Americano Uppercut (Diving European uppercut) Compromising Position (Tarantula) Prez-Plex (Wrist-clutch exploder suplex) Sweet Spangled Banner (Springboard superkick) Yes Spin Zone (Sunset flip powerbomb)
Other Moves: Bronco buster Discus leg drop Dropkick Hurricanrana Knee lift Monkey flip Northern lights suplex Plancha Spinning heel kick Standing moonsault Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker Tornado DDT Biography: Rumor has it there once was a luchador who worked in various federations, mainly getting beaten up by rising stars. Eventually the authorities learned he was in the US illegally and threatened to deport him. In order to stay in the country, the luchador decide to present himself as American as he could. And who is more American than the President of the United States? If this is the case, it's a pretty stupid plan. Another possibility is that he really does think he's the President, which makes him crazy. Either way OCW is stuck with him.
Accomplishments: Leading the free world Making the world safe for democracy Not having sex with that woman