Post by WilsonTheVolleyball on Jan 25, 2015 12:17:20 GMT -5
You hear crowd chants: OH SEE DUBYA! OH SEE DUBYA!
A New Legacy To Be Had...
OH SEE DUBYA! OH SEE DUBYA!
Two teams...
Various shots of Itsumade and Puma rapidly fill your screen.
Various shots of Ricky and Randy applying hair gel fill your screen.
Two Choices...
You hear President Dean's voice echo:
"Gemini... or Twinsies."
"Gemini... or Twinsies."
"Gemini... or Twinsies."
One Obstacle...
Cut to a empty room where a single rope hangs dramatically from the ceiling to the floor. The shot zooms in slowly THEN QUICLY FOCUSES ON THE TOP OF THE ROPE then backs away slowly LIGHTNING STRIKE!
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Ricky and Randy Valdez are now standing by the rope looking super excited.
"Hey what's up everybody? Ricky Valdez here!"
"Randy Valdez too!"
"Come watch OCW history be made on February 29th!"
"Wrong date, Ricky."
-BOOP!-
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"Hey what's up everybody? Randy Valdez here!"
"Ricky Valdez too!"
"I got our names backwards, didn't I?"
"Yep. I was totally gonna roll with it though."
-BOOP!-
"Hey what's up everybody? Randy Valdez... Goddamnit!"
"Pffthaha."
"Ugh. Okay different approach."
-BOOP!-
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Randy is rocking an all yellow attire complete with doorag and an obviously fake blonde mustache.
"Well ya know something Brother Love, lemme tell ya something dude! I was sittin' at home, lifting full body cars, doing my part to end world hunger for all the little Awe.Somaniacs throughout the world when I got a phone call! It's gonna be Revenge, dude! WHATCHA GONNA DO ITSUPUMA WHEN THESE 24 INCH PYTHONS PART THE OCEAN ON THE BRAZILIAN COAST TO RUN-"
-BOOP!-
Ricky and Randy are wearing DX shirts.
"Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages. Awe.Some is proud to bring to you! The very next! OCW! TAG TEAM CHAAAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOORLD!
-BOOP!-
Shirtless Randy flexing.
"Oh my brother! Testify!!!!"
Ricky Valdez is wearing some chainmail on his head.
"You see Imma break it down like this for my freaks out there. When your wife needs to be properly satisfied, she comes to the Genetic Freak Ricky Valdez. She don't wanna come home at night to some FATASS! The Big Bad Awe.Some Daddy is here to show all the FATASSES of this company-"
-BOOP!-
"Weren't feeling any of that?"
inaudible off-camera voice.
"C'mon that last one was fun!"
More inaudible off-camera voice.
"Fine let's just go back to the script."