Post by Marcus Welsh on Jan 21, 2015 13:39:11 GMT -5
~We open up inside an OCW owned warehouse, located somewhere near the company’s headquarters. President Dean is wearing hard hat along with safety goggles. Standing next to him is an architect with blue prints for a structure. On Dean’s other side is Smith. Dean points a few items out, correctly some items that don’t seem to match his vision. The architect pulls a pencil out from behind his left ear and draws up the necessary corrections before heading off. Dean turns to Smith whose head is unprotected~
Smith: So glad I was able to track you down, sir! I believe we have an announcement to make?
President Dean: Damnit, sucka, you know you’re not supposed to enter into the warehouse without the proper head gear. I can’t have you sustaining any brain injuries, that would leave Hood all alone to broadcast our events...can you imagine what that would be like?
~Smith shudders at the thought~
President Dean: Exactly...
~Dean looks around, noticing the appropriate head gear is, like, several feet away. So, he sighs~
President Dean: Well, I’m not walking over there, so make it quick.
Smith: The wrestling world is anxiously awaiting this HUGE Revenge announcement...so, Mr. Dean, sir...what is it?
President Dean: Well, Smith, we’re only nine days away from the Revenge lineup being final...set in stone, if you will. Which means we need to get some shit booked, right? We already have our number one contenders match...we have half of our Savage Title match and, of course, our Oh Shit match...what we don’t have, yet, is our Tag Title Match.
Smith: So, the rumors were true, the Tag Team Titles are returning!
President Dean: Damn straight, sucka! You think I’d ignore titles with such tradition...such history?
Smith: No
President Dean: Absolutely not was the answer I was looking for...but close enough. So, let’s get to it...on Saturday, February 28th, for the OCW Tag Team Titles...Awe.Some will take on IstuPuma!
Smith: Wow! I don’t know why I’m shocked, considering they are the only two teams on the roster...but still, HUGE announcement!
President Dean: Yep, but that’s not all...this match will be a Climb the Rope match!
Smith: What’s that?
President Dean: To win, a wrestler must climb a rope hanging in the middle of the ring...much like gym class...grab the title at the top and return to the mat with the title in their grasp. The first team that accomplishes this feat will win the match and become the new OCW Tag Champs.
Smith: Interesting...so, like a Ladder match, only without the ladder.
President Dean: If you want to take some of the luster off of the originality then, sure.
Smith: Wow! Tremendous...
President Dean: Hold on, Smith, I’m not done.
Smith: There’s more?
President Dean: There’s always more...the winner of the match will be given the opportunity of choosing the new name of the Tag Team Titles.
Smith: That’s pretty neat-o
President Dean: Uhh, sure. They will get to choose between Gemini or...
~Dean swallows hard, finding the next word extremely hard to cough up~
President Dean: Twinsies
~Dean’s face scowls~
Smith: ....
President Dean: ...
Smith: Umm, is that it?
President Dean: Do you hear me talking?
Smith: Well, technically you just...
~Dean glares at Smith~
Smith: Not important...there you have it, folks! Awe.Some will take on ItsuPuma at Revenge for the OCW Tag Titles in a Climb the Rope Match. The winners, aside from being Tag Champs, will be allowed to pick the name for the titles, forever stamping their legacy on the division! That’s it for now...I’m going to get out of here before a giant piece of metal hits me in the eye or something!
~Smith scurries off, the camera quickly jerks to the left. As it does, we catch a shot of a giant, Plexiglas structure being put together. It almost looks like a cell or a cage, definitely a cube of sorts. As we attempt to close in on it, Dean’s giant palm engulfs the lens of the camera, effectively ending our scene~
Smith: So glad I was able to track you down, sir! I believe we have an announcement to make?
President Dean: Damnit, sucka, you know you’re not supposed to enter into the warehouse without the proper head gear. I can’t have you sustaining any brain injuries, that would leave Hood all alone to broadcast our events...can you imagine what that would be like?
~Smith shudders at the thought~
President Dean: Exactly...
~Dean looks around, noticing the appropriate head gear is, like, several feet away. So, he sighs~
President Dean: Well, I’m not walking over there, so make it quick.
Smith: The wrestling world is anxiously awaiting this HUGE Revenge announcement...so, Mr. Dean, sir...what is it?
President Dean: Well, Smith, we’re only nine days away from the Revenge lineup being final...set in stone, if you will. Which means we need to get some shit booked, right? We already have our number one contenders match...we have half of our Savage Title match and, of course, our Oh Shit match...what we don’t have, yet, is our Tag Title Match.
Smith: So, the rumors were true, the Tag Team Titles are returning!
President Dean: Damn straight, sucka! You think I’d ignore titles with such tradition...such history?
Smith: No
President Dean: Absolutely not was the answer I was looking for...but close enough. So, let’s get to it...on Saturday, February 28th, for the OCW Tag Team Titles...Awe.Some will take on IstuPuma!
Smith: Wow! I don’t know why I’m shocked, considering they are the only two teams on the roster...but still, HUGE announcement!
President Dean: Yep, but that’s not all...this match will be a Climb the Rope match!
Smith: What’s that?
President Dean: To win, a wrestler must climb a rope hanging in the middle of the ring...much like gym class...grab the title at the top and return to the mat with the title in their grasp. The first team that accomplishes this feat will win the match and become the new OCW Tag Champs.
Smith: Interesting...so, like a Ladder match, only without the ladder.
President Dean: If you want to take some of the luster off of the originality then, sure.
Smith: Wow! Tremendous...
President Dean: Hold on, Smith, I’m not done.
Smith: There’s more?
President Dean: There’s always more...the winner of the match will be given the opportunity of choosing the new name of the Tag Team Titles.
Smith: That’s pretty neat-o
President Dean: Uhh, sure. They will get to choose between Gemini or...
~Dean swallows hard, finding the next word extremely hard to cough up~
President Dean: Twinsies
~Dean’s face scowls~
Smith: ....
President Dean: ...
Smith: Umm, is that it?
President Dean: Do you hear me talking?
Smith: Well, technically you just...
~Dean glares at Smith~
Smith: Not important...there you have it, folks! Awe.Some will take on ItsuPuma at Revenge for the OCW Tag Titles in a Climb the Rope Match. The winners, aside from being Tag Champs, will be allowed to pick the name for the titles, forever stamping their legacy on the division! That’s it for now...I’m going to get out of here before a giant piece of metal hits me in the eye or something!
~Smith scurries off, the camera quickly jerks to the left. As it does, we catch a shot of a giant, Plexiglas structure being put together. It almost looks like a cell or a cage, definitely a cube of sorts. As we attempt to close in on it, Dean’s giant palm engulfs the lens of the camera, effectively ending our scene~