Post by Marcus Welsh on Jan 19, 2015 21:25:19 GMT -5
~Our scene opens up to a press conference located in the press room at OCW headquarters. Several wrestling journalists are on hand, anxiously awaiting the arrival of OCW President Dean. The logo for Revenge is strategically placed behind the podium, advertising 2015’s return event. Silence within a crowded press room is an eerie thing, a fact obviously keeping all the reporters on the edge of their seats. Thankfully, they are immediately relieved of their discomfort as Dean emerges from a side door with Smith leading him towards the podium. Dean stands to the side as Smith addresses the crowd~
Smith: I want to thank all the Pro Wrestling Journalists who took time out of their busy schedules to attend this announcement. After President Dean makes his announcement, he’ll open the floor for a few questions.
~Smith pauses for a moment, allowing what he said to sink in to the attendees~
Smith: Alright then, let’s get to it...I present to all of you, for the first time in 2015...OCW President Dean.
~A light applause sounds out from the group in attendance as Dean steps forward. Smith takes a seat behind a table near the podium. Dean clears his throat, focuses into the camera staring him down and speaks~
President Dean: Alright, suckas, I’m going to get right to the announcement. As you all know, Revenge is right around the corner. Sure, February 28th may seem like the distant future, but rest assured, it will arrive quicker than any of us can anticipate. With that being the case, it’s time to begin unveiling some of the lineup details.
~Dean shuffles a couple of papers before continuing~
President Dean: The ‘Oh Shit’ Contract will be decided in OCW’s first ever Sub Zero Match. Basically, what this match entails is a squared room with four impenetrable glass windows embedded within each wall, a twenty foot high ceiling and marbled floors. The portions of the walls that aren’t glass will be comprised of the same marble texture which makes up the floor. Now, you’re probably asking where the ‘Sub Zero’ aspect comes into play. Simple, at the start of the match the temperature inside the room will be at 35 degrees, Fahrenheit. Each minute, the temperature will drop a degree.
~The journalists in attendance begin to stir at the harsh climate conditions Dean has just revealed. Dean waits for them to quiet down before continuing~
President Dean: As of now, two competitors are booked for this event. They are Captain Canada and Ryan ‘Kick’ Smith. We anticipate more to join the fray in the coming days. To win this match, you must eliminate every competitor, emerging as the final wrestler standing. Participants are eliminated via pinfall, submission or opting out of the box, if the temperature is too harsh for them to handle.
~Dean moves a few more papers around~
President Dean: Our second and final announcement concerning Revenge centers on OCW’s former Northeastern Champion, PerZag. It has been decided that PerZag will compete in the inaugural Savage Championship Match at Revenge. Who his opponent will be remains undecided at this time. As soon as an opponent is booked, we will make an announcement.
~Dean stops speaking, looking out at the reporters, signifying he is done with his announcements. Hands fly up amongst the crowd, Dean begins calling on them~
Question 1: Will weapons be permitted inside the Sub Zero Match?
President Dean: Great question...at this time, weapons will not be allowed inside the Sub Zero Match. If, after the first Sub Zero Match, it is determined the inclusion of weapons might make for a more exciting affair, we reserve the right to amend that decision for the future.
Question 2: This ‘Savage’ Championship, can you give us some insight into what that title means and what division, if any, it represents?
President Dean: A full press release concerning all of our titles is set to come out later this week. But, I can go ahead and let you suckas know that the Savage Title is our equivalent to other federation’s Hardcore or Extreme Title. It will be conducted under the most brutal of conditions.
Question 3: Any idea what the first Savage Championship Match rules will be?
President Dean: We have some ideas, but nothing is set in stone. Again, once that is finalized, a press released will be issued.
Question 4: Captain Canada and Ryan ‘Lick’ Smith...
President Dean: Kick
Question 4: Excuse me?
President Dean: It’s Ryan ‘Kick’ Smith, not Lick...for fuck’s sake, man
Question 4: Sorry...Ryan ‘Kick’ Smith and Captain Canada...any details on where they come from and what we can expect?
President Dean: They are like any newcomer to OCW, talented, but vastly unknown. That’s why they are in the ‘Oh Shit’ Match, to prove their worth to OCW.
Question 5: Any idea where Tatum Coe may fall in the Revenge lineup?
President Dean: Not at this time, par for the course, Mr. Coe has been difficult in negotiations. As soon as we come to an agreement both parties are happy with, Coe’s positioning on the card will be released.
Question 6: Why not place PerZag in the World Title Match against Mack O’Connor?
President Dean: That option was discussed. We just all felt PerZag would be better suited as one of the initial flag bearers for our Savage division. I wouldn’t worry too much about PerZag, he will be in the Main Event sooner rather than later...this isn’t indicative of things to come.
Question 7: What about Bifford? The guy beats a fake Mack O’Connor and is rewarded with a number one contender’s match? How does that work?
~Dean shows a hint of agitation at the question, but quickly wipes it away~
President Dean: The Big Bifford’s contributions to OCW are unrivaled by anyone outside of Dean, Lurrr, Syren and Silverfreak. He’s more than earned his fair share of title opportunities. That being said, his placement is subject to change.
Question 7: What’s standing in his way?
President Dean: Like everyone in OCW, he has to pass his physical.
Question 8: What about Bob Grenier? He signed before PerZag, yet has no match announced.
President Dean: A very exciting match-up is being negotiated as we speak featuring Bob Grenier. If we’re able to finalize what we’re working on, I think you’ll all be pleasantly surprised by the results.
Question 9: What about this lawsuit we saw Killface chasing down earlier today? Care to comment on that?
President Dean: Pass
Question 10: Does the potential lawsuit have anything to do with the events post Last Man Standing in August of 2014?
President Dean: Pass
Question 11: Is Lurrr basically being given the Hall of Fame Title a sign of how things are going to work in 2015?
~Dean glares a hole through the last three reporters~
President Dean: Do we have any questions pertinent to Revenge, or are we done here?
Question 12: What about Awe.Some...where does their Revenge status stand?
President Dean: Thank you. Awe.Some was a huge signing for OCW, I have a good feeling they are going to be an integral part of OCW’s 2015 run. That being said, I can’t commit to their positioning on the card just yet. It largely depends on if any other tag teams join between today and January 30th.
Question 13: Is January 30th the deadline for booking Revenge?
President Dean: It is.
Question 14: Back to this lawsuit, I’m hearing it’s more than just rumor and conjecture...I’m hearing it’s very real with serious consequences...care to comment on what you know, as of today?
President Dean: Yea, okay, we’re done here.
~Dean steps away from the podium as several reporters pop to their feet, hurling questions in his direction. Dean exits the press room as we fade out~
Smith: I want to thank all the Pro Wrestling Journalists who took time out of their busy schedules to attend this announcement. After President Dean makes his announcement, he’ll open the floor for a few questions.
~Smith pauses for a moment, allowing what he said to sink in to the attendees~
Smith: Alright then, let’s get to it...I present to all of you, for the first time in 2015...OCW President Dean.
~A light applause sounds out from the group in attendance as Dean steps forward. Smith takes a seat behind a table near the podium. Dean clears his throat, focuses into the camera staring him down and speaks~
President Dean: Alright, suckas, I’m going to get right to the announcement. As you all know, Revenge is right around the corner. Sure, February 28th may seem like the distant future, but rest assured, it will arrive quicker than any of us can anticipate. With that being the case, it’s time to begin unveiling some of the lineup details.
~Dean shuffles a couple of papers before continuing~
President Dean: The ‘Oh Shit’ Contract will be decided in OCW’s first ever Sub Zero Match. Basically, what this match entails is a squared room with four impenetrable glass windows embedded within each wall, a twenty foot high ceiling and marbled floors. The portions of the walls that aren’t glass will be comprised of the same marble texture which makes up the floor. Now, you’re probably asking where the ‘Sub Zero’ aspect comes into play. Simple, at the start of the match the temperature inside the room will be at 35 degrees, Fahrenheit. Each minute, the temperature will drop a degree.
~The journalists in attendance begin to stir at the harsh climate conditions Dean has just revealed. Dean waits for them to quiet down before continuing~
President Dean: As of now, two competitors are booked for this event. They are Captain Canada and Ryan ‘Kick’ Smith. We anticipate more to join the fray in the coming days. To win this match, you must eliminate every competitor, emerging as the final wrestler standing. Participants are eliminated via pinfall, submission or opting out of the box, if the temperature is too harsh for them to handle.
~Dean moves a few more papers around~
President Dean: Our second and final announcement concerning Revenge centers on OCW’s former Northeastern Champion, PerZag. It has been decided that PerZag will compete in the inaugural Savage Championship Match at Revenge. Who his opponent will be remains undecided at this time. As soon as an opponent is booked, we will make an announcement.
~Dean stops speaking, looking out at the reporters, signifying he is done with his announcements. Hands fly up amongst the crowd, Dean begins calling on them~
Question 1: Will weapons be permitted inside the Sub Zero Match?
President Dean: Great question...at this time, weapons will not be allowed inside the Sub Zero Match. If, after the first Sub Zero Match, it is determined the inclusion of weapons might make for a more exciting affair, we reserve the right to amend that decision for the future.
Question 2: This ‘Savage’ Championship, can you give us some insight into what that title means and what division, if any, it represents?
President Dean: A full press release concerning all of our titles is set to come out later this week. But, I can go ahead and let you suckas know that the Savage Title is our equivalent to other federation’s Hardcore or Extreme Title. It will be conducted under the most brutal of conditions.
Question 3: Any idea what the first Savage Championship Match rules will be?
President Dean: We have some ideas, but nothing is set in stone. Again, once that is finalized, a press released will be issued.
Question 4: Captain Canada and Ryan ‘Lick’ Smith...
President Dean: Kick
Question 4: Excuse me?
President Dean: It’s Ryan ‘Kick’ Smith, not Lick...for fuck’s sake, man
Question 4: Sorry...Ryan ‘Kick’ Smith and Captain Canada...any details on where they come from and what we can expect?
President Dean: They are like any newcomer to OCW, talented, but vastly unknown. That’s why they are in the ‘Oh Shit’ Match, to prove their worth to OCW.
Question 5: Any idea where Tatum Coe may fall in the Revenge lineup?
President Dean: Not at this time, par for the course, Mr. Coe has been difficult in negotiations. As soon as we come to an agreement both parties are happy with, Coe’s positioning on the card will be released.
Question 6: Why not place PerZag in the World Title Match against Mack O’Connor?
President Dean: That option was discussed. We just all felt PerZag would be better suited as one of the initial flag bearers for our Savage division. I wouldn’t worry too much about PerZag, he will be in the Main Event sooner rather than later...this isn’t indicative of things to come.
Question 7: What about Bifford? The guy beats a fake Mack O’Connor and is rewarded with a number one contender’s match? How does that work?
~Dean shows a hint of agitation at the question, but quickly wipes it away~
President Dean: The Big Bifford’s contributions to OCW are unrivaled by anyone outside of Dean, Lurrr, Syren and Silverfreak. He’s more than earned his fair share of title opportunities. That being said, his placement is subject to change.
Question 7: What’s standing in his way?
President Dean: Like everyone in OCW, he has to pass his physical.
Question 8: What about Bob Grenier? He signed before PerZag, yet has no match announced.
President Dean: A very exciting match-up is being negotiated as we speak featuring Bob Grenier. If we’re able to finalize what we’re working on, I think you’ll all be pleasantly surprised by the results.
Question 9: What about this lawsuit we saw Killface chasing down earlier today? Care to comment on that?
President Dean: Pass
Question 10: Does the potential lawsuit have anything to do with the events post Last Man Standing in August of 2014?
President Dean: Pass
Question 11: Is Lurrr basically being given the Hall of Fame Title a sign of how things are going to work in 2015?
~Dean glares a hole through the last three reporters~
President Dean: Do we have any questions pertinent to Revenge, or are we done here?
Question 12: What about Awe.Some...where does their Revenge status stand?
President Dean: Thank you. Awe.Some was a huge signing for OCW, I have a good feeling they are going to be an integral part of OCW’s 2015 run. That being said, I can’t commit to their positioning on the card just yet. It largely depends on if any other tag teams join between today and January 30th.
Question 13: Is January 30th the deadline for booking Revenge?
President Dean: It is.
Question 14: Back to this lawsuit, I’m hearing it’s more than just rumor and conjecture...I’m hearing it’s very real with serious consequences...care to comment on what you know, as of today?
President Dean: Yea, okay, we’re done here.
~Dean steps away from the podium as several reporters pop to their feet, hurling questions in his direction. Dean exits the press room as we fade out~