Post by Jimmy The OCW Super Fan on Jul 17, 2014 23:13:21 GMT -5
IT'S FRIDAY BITCHES. THAT MEANS IT'S JIMMY TIME. I'M JIMMY AND I LOVE YOUR SHIT.
QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK:
WHEN THE FUCK ARE "THE RIPPER" DANNY B AND AMBER RYAN GOING TO DEFEND THOSE TAG TEAM TITLES? THERE ARE A COUPLE OF MORE TEAMS IN THE MIX NOW, AND I THINK THEY SHOULD BE WORRIED.
IS MJ BELL STILL SEEING IAN BISHOP? WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THAT JACK OFF? WOULD YOU EVER DATE A FAN? I LOVE YOU. I'LL BUY YOU CHICKEN NUGGETS GIRL. ALL THE NUGGETS YOU WANT! I'M NOT A RICH MAN, BUT YOU ARE SO WORTH A COUPLE OF 20 PACKS. GOOD LUCK AT GENESIS
WHY? BOB GRENIER, WHY DID YOU DO IT? YOU HAD IT ALL BRO. YOU WERE SERIOUSLY ON THE RISE. I HATE YOU. YOU SOLD OUT. IS IT WORTH IT TO BE HATED YOU PIECE OF SHIT?
POST MASSACRE THOUGHTS
THE SHOW THIS WEEK WAS FANTASTIC. IF I WERE TO RATE IT, I'D GIVE YOU A 10 BECAUSE I'M OBSESSED WITH YOUR PRODUCT. YOU WILL GET A 10 EVERY SINGLE WEEK FROM JIMMY, I'M JIMMY.
KNOX IS A SCARY DUDE, AND I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE THE ONE MANAGEMENT SICKS HIM ON NEXT, POOR DRASTIK GOT FUCKED UP, I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE WE WILL NEVER SEE HIM IN AN OCW RING EVER AGAIN.
PERZAG AND BOB GRENIER??!! I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT, BUT DAMN WHAT A COMBINATION. THE OCW LOCKER ROOM BETTER BE ON HIGH ALTER WITH THESE 2 RUNNING AROUND TOGETHER.
THE GREEN BASTARD FROM PARTS UNKNOWN.. THAT IS ALL.. VERY IMPRESSIVE THIS WEEK.
CAN SOMEONE GET ME A TICKET TO MNOOSEVILLE? I'M INTERESTED IN VISITING. ROBERT IS SUCH AN INTERESTING MAN AND I CANNOT WAIT FOR MORE. TOOL BELT MATCH WAS MY FAVORITE ALL NIGHT. OH.. AND..
CAUTION.. I'M IN NEED OF A JOB, ARE THERE ANY OPENINGS ON YOUR CREW FOR A HARD WORKING MAN SUCH AS MYSELF?
LOOKING FORWARD.
THE PPV IS GOING TO BE IN JERUSALEM?? WHO'S IDEA WAS THAT? I'LL BE THERE. ALREADY GOT MY TICKET. AFTERALL, I AM OCW'S NUMBER ONE FAN.
PREDICTIONS: MARK STORM KNOCKS BOB GRENIER INTO NEXT WEEK AND TAKES THE INTERNET TITLE. MJ BELL WILL UNIFY. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REST OF THE CARD? YOU GUYS ARE SLACKING!!
LEGION? THE LOCKWOOD PARTY? CASSIDY AND CO. HAVE BEEN BRINING IN SOME REAL UNIQUE TALENT AND AS A FAN I AM CONVINCED THIS WONDERFUL COMPANY WILL PROSPER MOVING FORWARD.
WHO WILL BE THE THIRD MEMBER OF POWER & WORTH? I'M SCARED TO FIND OUT. WHO ELSE HAS PERZAG MANAGED TO CORRUPT? HOW FAR IS THIS THING GOING TO GO?
UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY.
I'm Jimmy!!