Post by Bob Grenier on Jul 8, 2014 11:29:40 GMT -5
Many Entertainment news outlets are reporting on Bob Grenier and the celebration following his Internet title win at Massacre..
TMZ Reports that following his win, Grenier was immediately contacted by Tommy Chong & Snoop Dogg. Snoop and Chong chartered a private jet to Florida to scoop up the new Internet Champion. From there they proceeded to fly right into Denver, Colorado to smoke legal weed, which they did in abundance. TMZ obtained this video..
The scene opens up to Grenier, Snoop Dogg and Tommy Chong in a Denver Lounge. They are all bleary eyed and the patrons are pissed!! They stare at the celebrities in anger.
Bob: We smoked it all? Really?
Chong: Yeah man, we smoked all the weed in Colorado!!
Snoop: Well Nephew, We just gotta jet on out to Washington, get outta this business before we catch a bullet.
The owner of the establishment politely asks the 3 potheads to leave, as they've smoked all the grass in the state of Colorado Rendering this business useless.
Upon landing in Washington State, The Washington Times is reporting that again, the whole state was smoked dry by the three man wrecking crew. Afterwards, Snoop Dogg used his connections to score the new Internet Champion a Threesome with pornstar Jenna Haze & some othet slut. The women were flown in and hammered by the greatest man alive before being abandoned on a Washington Run Way. Snoop, Chong and Grenier laughed at the whores they left behind.
Last Edit: Jul 9, 2014 1:27:06 GMT -5 by Bob Grenier
Win | Loss | Draw 57 | 36 | 1 rDw Champion 3x rDw Television Champion 5x rDw Tag Team Champion 2x (W/Ghost) rDw HALL OF FAME- 2003 OCW Champion 1x OCW Internet Champion 1x OCW Tag Team Champion 2x (W/Chad Vargas and PTSD) GCWA Tag Team Champion 1x (W/Chad Vargas) OCW HALL OF FAMER - 2018 Winner of The Mike Roth Memorial Tournament
Post by Bob Grenier on Jul 10, 2014 22:11:23 GMT -5
THE MORNING AFTER - JULY 8TH 2014 - 10:36 AM - A SEEDY MOTEL IN AN UNKNOWN LOCATION
BOB WAKES UP ON A DIRTY MATTRESS, STAINED WITH MANY SUBSTANCES. NOT A HOTEL BEFITTING THE INTERNET CHAMPION. HOW HE GOT HERE, NOBODY KNOWS AND WHEN DID TOMMY CHONG AND SNOOP DOGG LEAVE?
MARIJUANA AFFECTS THE MEMORY.
UPON WAKING UP, HE AT LEAST EXPECTED A HALF DECENT LOOKING WOMAN TO BE LAID OUT BESIDE HIM, IT WAS FOR NOT. WHAT HE GOT WAS A LITTLE MORE CONFUSING. HE LOOKS AROUND AT HIS SORROUNDINGS AND BEGINS TO COUNT OUT LOUD TO HIMSELF.. BUT WHY?
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12.. 12 EMPTY CANS OF CHEF BOYARDEE RAVIOLI. 12!" He mutters to himself in a morning after daze..
HE LOOKS SUPER EMBARASSED, NOBODY WANTS TO ADMIT EATING 12 CANS OF RAVIOLI!!
"I SHOULD HAVE INVITED ANA. I HEAR SHE LOVES A GOOD RAVIOLI PARTY." he says this with sadness, as nobody wants to eat ravioli alone...
HE ATTEMPTS TO WIPE SAUCE OFF HIS SHIRT AND FACE, BUT HE JUST SPREADS IT AROUND. THE DELICIOUSNESS IS EVERYWHERE.
HE FACE PALMS HIMSELF AND ASKS ONE SIMPLE QUESTION BEFORE FALLING BACK ASLEEP.
"WHY DIDN'T I INVITE ANA?"
Win | Loss | Draw 57 | 36 | 1 rDw Champion 3x rDw Television Champion 5x rDw Tag Team Champion 2x (W/Ghost) rDw HALL OF FAME- 2003 OCW Champion 1x OCW Internet Champion 1x OCW Tag Team Champion 2x (W/Chad Vargas and PTSD) GCWA Tag Team Champion 1x (W/Chad Vargas) OCW HALL OF FAMER - 2018 Winner of The Mike Roth Memorial Tournament
THE MORNING AFTER - JULY 8TH 2014 - 10:36 AM - A SEEDY MOTEL IN AN UNKNOWN LOCATION
BOB WAKES UP ON A DIRTY MATTRESS, STAINED WITH MANY SUBSTANCES. NOT A HOTEL BEFITTING THE INTERNET CHAMPION. HOW HE GOT HERE, NOBODY KNOWS AND WHEN DID TOMMY CHONG AND SNOOP DOGG LEAVE?
MARIJUANA AFFECTS THE MEMORY.
UPON WAKING UP, HE AT LEAST EXPECTED A HALF DECENT LOOKING WOMAN TO BE LAID OUT BESIDE HIM, IT WAS FOR NOT. WHAT HE GOT WAS A LITTLE MORE CONFUSING. HE LOOKS AROUND AT HIS SORROUNDINGS AND BEGINS TO COUNT OUT LOUD TO HIMSELF.. BUT WHY?
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12.. 12 EMPTY CANS OF CHEF BOYARDEE RAVIOLI. 12!" He mutters to himself in a morning after daze..
HE LOOKS SUPER EMBARASSED, NOBODY WANTS TO ADMIT EATING 12 CANS OF RAVIOLI!!
"I SHOULD HAVE INVITED ANA. I HEAR SHE LOVES A GOOD RAVIOLI PARTY." he says this with sadness, as nobody wants to eat ravioli alone...
HE ATTEMPTS TO WIPE SAUCE OFF HIS SHIRT AND FACE, BUT HE JUST SPREADS IT AROUND. THE DELICIOUSNESS IS EVERYWHERE.
HE FACE PALMS HIMSELF AND ASKS ONE SIMPLE QUESTION BEFORE FALLING BACK ASLEEP.
We should destroy all Ravioli...no one wants them.
OCW Achievements OCW HALL OF FAME CURRENT OCW CRAZE CHAMPION OCW Champion x1 Paradigm Champion x1 NorthEastern Champion x1 Internet Champion x1 2014 Newcomer of the Year