Post by brock on Jan 22, 2014 21:22:04 GMT -5
Our scene opens at Dallas International Airport, where hysterical laughter echoes throughout the concourse. The fumbling, grainy adjusting of a camera phone held by a teenager finally comes into focus on Johnny Riot, sitting in the same coat, boots, and cargos we left him im only hours before. Something has him roaring with laughter. Hes beside himself as the camera draws closer.
R- " AhAHAHAHAHA! OH,.. oh my god you have to see this. Its literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen."
The camera rolls to an over the shoulder view of Johnny's Laptop. Propped up on his rolling suitcase, Johnny pulls out the ear buds connector so the speakers played all the glorious hilarity for the camera.
Roach's last video plays over the OCW Youtube channel. We watch with Johnny, as he skips parts, rewinds, and replays for the viewing pleasure of no one but himself.
R-" OH! Oh, right here. Its like hes suddenly aware that a camera is in the room. Has the camera guy been there the whole time waiting for 'Roach' to turn around? Did he wait till the kid walked in? WHO is this KID that follows OCW? Do you know a lot of kids that follow Indy BAR FEDS? Maybe he just likes getting autographs from sweaty weight lifters."
Riot wipes the tears from his eyes and sighs heavily.
R-" Whew. That was great. I guess its my turn to suddenly turn to the camera, and talk tough. Get a good shot, kid."
The camera man positions himself, and gets the best shot his drug store Android Phone can manage. He gives Johnny the thumbs up.
R-" Listen Roach, you flunky son of a bitch. I don't know where you came from, and I don't give a rats ass. You grew up on the streets huh? The 'mean streets of Canada', eh? I've kicked the asses of guys twice your size. Your less than nothing. Who prepares for a hardcore match by dead lifting 500 lb? I grew up jumping off roofs into flaming tables in backyards all over Buffalo, and Erie, and became an Indy champ before you pumped your first needle into your ass cheeks. So while your laying on the mat this week with blood in your eyes,and my boot on your throat, try to forget that your penis has shriveled up,and your career was over before it even started. See you in the ring, dick bag."
He eyeballs the kid.
R- " Now leave me alone. I have to catch up on Community. Troy is leaving this week, and I want to be caught up."
The scene closes, as Johnny does just that: plugs in his headphones, and enjoys the show.
R- " AhAHAHAHAHA! OH,.. oh my god you have to see this. Its literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen."
The camera rolls to an over the shoulder view of Johnny's Laptop. Propped up on his rolling suitcase, Johnny pulls out the ear buds connector so the speakers played all the glorious hilarity for the camera.
Roach's last video plays over the OCW Youtube channel. We watch with Johnny, as he skips parts, rewinds, and replays for the viewing pleasure of no one but himself.
R-" OH! Oh, right here. Its like hes suddenly aware that a camera is in the room. Has the camera guy been there the whole time waiting for 'Roach' to turn around? Did he wait till the kid walked in? WHO is this KID that follows OCW? Do you know a lot of kids that follow Indy BAR FEDS? Maybe he just likes getting autographs from sweaty weight lifters."
Riot wipes the tears from his eyes and sighs heavily.
R-" Whew. That was great. I guess its my turn to suddenly turn to the camera, and talk tough. Get a good shot, kid."
The camera man positions himself, and gets the best shot his drug store Android Phone can manage. He gives Johnny the thumbs up.
R-" Listen Roach, you flunky son of a bitch. I don't know where you came from, and I don't give a rats ass. You grew up on the streets huh? The 'mean streets of Canada', eh? I've kicked the asses of guys twice your size. Your less than nothing. Who prepares for a hardcore match by dead lifting 500 lb? I grew up jumping off roofs into flaming tables in backyards all over Buffalo, and Erie, and became an Indy champ before you pumped your first needle into your ass cheeks. So while your laying on the mat this week with blood in your eyes,and my boot on your throat, try to forget that your penis has shriveled up,and your career was over before it even started. See you in the ring, dick bag."
He eyeballs the kid.
R- " Now leave me alone. I have to catch up on Community. Troy is leaving this week, and I want to be caught up."
The scene closes, as Johnny does just that: plugs in his headphones, and enjoys the show.
