Post by roach on Jan 22, 2014 14:51:43 GMT -5
**Scene opens at a local gym in Windsor, Ontario. Camera pans around as it shows muscle heads screaming and lifting weights like it's going out of style. A loud bang is heard then seconds after another loud bang is heard. Camera pans over to show a large man doing dead-lifts with what looks like to be at least 500 lbs. The man drops the weights and turns around to grab a drink of water, the man reveals to be Roach. Roach takes a swig of water and wipes his face with a towel. A teenager walks over to Roach and ask's him for an autograph.**
Kid: Excuse me sir! I was wondering if I could get your autograph?
**Roach looks at the kid and takes another swig of water.**
Roach: Sure why the hell not!
**Roach grabs his sweaty towel and grabs the marker from the kid and signs his towel then tosses it on the kids shoulder. The kid looks kind of disgusted.**
Kid: Umm thanks?
Roach: No problem kid, by the way what the hell are you doing at this gym.
Kid: Trying to get big and strong to make my football team at school.
**Roach begins to chuckle**
Roach: Kid if your going to want to try to make your school football team I suggest getting on the juice. The size you are now you would get manhandled just like I'm going to do to my opponent on Massacre.
Kid: You mean Johnny Riot?
Roach: Yah that's his name, the one guy from that show Jersey Shore right?
Kid: Umm I don't think he was on that show.
Roach: Doesn't matter if he was or if he wasn't I'm going to show him the real meaning of hardcore. I grew up on the streets fucking people up, I know what it takes to win a fight. Anything goes to win a fight and anything you have to do to win that fight. Remember that kid when you're at your tryout.
Kid: Ok sir!
Roach: Now get the hell out of here, I got to finish getting my pump on!
**The kid walks away as Roach walks over to the bench press and sits down on the bench.**
Roach: Riot! I'm going to beat the shit out of you and send you packing your bags and wanting to quit the OCW. I'm not here to get cheap pops from the crowd or win the crowd over. I'm here to do my time and be the best in this business. To be the best you have to be the Champ and I guarantee I will be hoisting that title pretty damn soon. I just have to start off my first match with you, the good part about our match is that it's a hardcore match. I'm going to use every beer bottle, every table and every stripper in that bar to beat you. I'm the dirtiest player in the game, that's why Dean brought me here to shut little punks up. Now excuse me I have to finish my set here.....
** Roach lifts a quick 10 reps**
Roach: DAMN!! that feels good, its going to feel good when I run right through everyone in this business. I'm just letting everyone know now that its going to be hell for everyone in this business that has to get in the ring with this beast. I'm only here to hurt people and get my title and it all starts with you Riot!
**Roach leans back as he grabs the bar-bell and begins to lift the weight and bouncing it off his chest. The camera fades to black as it shows Roach finishing his set on the bench press.**
Kid: Excuse me sir! I was wondering if I could get your autograph?
**Roach looks at the kid and takes another swig of water.**
Roach: Sure why the hell not!
**Roach grabs his sweaty towel and grabs the marker from the kid and signs his towel then tosses it on the kids shoulder. The kid looks kind of disgusted.**
Kid: Umm thanks?
Roach: No problem kid, by the way what the hell are you doing at this gym.
Kid: Trying to get big and strong to make my football team at school.
**Roach begins to chuckle**
Roach: Kid if your going to want to try to make your school football team I suggest getting on the juice. The size you are now you would get manhandled just like I'm going to do to my opponent on Massacre.
Kid: You mean Johnny Riot?
Roach: Yah that's his name, the one guy from that show Jersey Shore right?
Kid: Umm I don't think he was on that show.
Roach: Doesn't matter if he was or if he wasn't I'm going to show him the real meaning of hardcore. I grew up on the streets fucking people up, I know what it takes to win a fight. Anything goes to win a fight and anything you have to do to win that fight. Remember that kid when you're at your tryout.
Kid: Ok sir!
Roach: Now get the hell out of here, I got to finish getting my pump on!
**The kid walks away as Roach walks over to the bench press and sits down on the bench.**
Roach: Riot! I'm going to beat the shit out of you and send you packing your bags and wanting to quit the OCW. I'm not here to get cheap pops from the crowd or win the crowd over. I'm here to do my time and be the best in this business. To be the best you have to be the Champ and I guarantee I will be hoisting that title pretty damn soon. I just have to start off my first match with you, the good part about our match is that it's a hardcore match. I'm going to use every beer bottle, every table and every stripper in that bar to beat you. I'm the dirtiest player in the game, that's why Dean brought me here to shut little punks up. Now excuse me I have to finish my set here.....
** Roach lifts a quick 10 reps**
Roach: DAMN!! that feels good, its going to feel good when I run right through everyone in this business. I'm just letting everyone know now that its going to be hell for everyone in this business that has to get in the ring with this beast. I'm only here to hurt people and get my title and it all starts with you Riot!
**Roach leans back as he grabs the bar-bell and begins to lift the weight and bouncing it off his chest. The camera fades to black as it shows Roach finishing his set on the bench press.**
