RUMORS about EVERY OCW WRESTLER - June 1st Edition
Jun 1, 2014 0:48:54 GMT -5
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Pryde
Some folks are saying that Pryde is talking about retirement after he unifies the OCW World Title. He feels the weight of reigning as Champion would be too much.
Scott Syren
They say when Scott Syren has a woman, she weeps about the beauty of the moment once he is done.
Ian Bishop
So we've got a Pope in OCW now... he outranks Ian the Bishop. Therefore look for the Central Champion to hand his title over to his superior.
PerZag
Who's got more swag that PerZag? NOBODY.
Sean Fuller
Sean Fuller is rumored to want some time off. He feels burned out after the tough past few weeks.
MJ Bell
It is rumored that someone stole a watch from MJ Bell's bag during Clash of the Champion. She was not pleased and keeps screaming at random people about it.
Amber Ryan
Amber Ryan has been stalked by an obsessive fan the past few weeks. Word is President Dean is very concerned about the situation.
Danny B
His initials are DB. That is all.
Mia Stone
Some folks are saying Mia is President Dean's favorite non-Syren OCW superstar. He has big hopes for her to become OCW Champion and a Hall of Famer.
Crazy Chris
Crazy Chris is incredibly jealous of his brother's success. Someone took a shit in Dangerous Dan's duffel bag / man purse / messenger bag and most assume it was Chris's work.
Bob Grenier
It is no secret that Vargas and Grenier have major heat behind the scenes. Grenier, it is said, called Vargas ugly on more than one occasion. Grenier has been accused of slashing Vargas's tires. Vargas has been accused of making awful elephant-ish noises outside of Grenier's small bungalow home at 3am on several consecutive nights. This is not normal behavior.
Ehud of Moab
Does this strange old man have his eyes on the LightWeight title? Only time will tell.
Itsumade
Some people close to Itsumade have been trying to push him to change his name to Bobbie Blake. They feel it would make chanting his name easier for fans.
Mark Storm
Those same people have been trying to push this fellow to change his name to Lark Stormson. They also feel it would be an easier name to chant. These people obviously just love chants.
Chad Vargas
Chad Vargas has all of the skills necessary to become OCW Champion... but will he let his jealousy of Bob Grenier's good looks get in his way?
Bobbinette Carey
Bobbinette apparently is one of the highest paid superstars in OCW and Dean doesn't believe he's getting his money's worth right now. He apparently has requested that Carey begin doing some office work in addition to the wrestling-schedule.
Dangerous Dan
Is a man with a record of 6-6 worthy of a championship? Is he worthy to be called "dangerous"? One must wonder...
Jason Xavier
Someone in OCW management has requested Xavier shave his face and hair and get a full head-of-snakes tattoo. He's been promised a main-event push if he follows through with this request.
The Bounty Hunter
Other than just hunting bounties, The Bounty Hunter is known for his love of painting. His most recent creation, a lovely painting of roses in a purple vase, sold for $44 on Craigslist.
Curt Canon
Who better than Canon? Well... apparently Dangerous Dan. A lot of people in the company are very disappointed with this former OCW World Champion.
Kimiko Onee-Sama
Undefeated Kimiko Onee-Sama is renown in the lockerroom for being undefeated.
The Big Bifford
Some people feel that Bifford's new-found enthusiasm for Dangerous Dan is some sort of ploy.
Anubis
Anal bus.
Hollywood Skyes
Skyes is known to have heat backstage with old man Ehud of Moab.
The Lost Soul
Many people backstage think it is a forgone conclusion that TLS will return with vengeance once the OCW World Title is unified.
Eman Biney
Most folks don't have a lot of hope for Eman to make it in OCW.
Ana Archia
It is said that Dean has given Ana a large bonus for being such a good sport backstage, despite constant teasing from the locker room.
Kevin Bourne
Who better than Bourne? Just about everyone it seems.
Ryan Hollywood
Ryan Hollywood is said to have heat with MJ Bell backstage.
Richard
Richard is a pretty big deal.
Sergeant Brenner
Everyone is excited for this upcoming debut. The feeling in the lockerroom is that Brenner will be a game changer and will almost certainly be OCW Champion.
Typhoon Tiger
On the other hand, folks are not happy about this debut. The locker room has heard rumors of Tiger being a jerk backstage. After the incident with the man-purse, folks are on edge waiting for Tiger to begin causing even more trouble in a stress-laden locker room.
Some folks are saying that Pryde is talking about retirement after he unifies the OCW World Title. He feels the weight of reigning as Champion would be too much.
Scott Syren
They say when Scott Syren has a woman, she weeps about the beauty of the moment once he is done.
Ian Bishop
So we've got a Pope in OCW now... he outranks Ian the Bishop. Therefore look for the Central Champion to hand his title over to his superior.
PerZag
Who's got more swag that PerZag? NOBODY.
Sean Fuller
Sean Fuller is rumored to want some time off. He feels burned out after the tough past few weeks.
MJ Bell
It is rumored that someone stole a watch from MJ Bell's bag during Clash of the Champion. She was not pleased and keeps screaming at random people about it.
Amber Ryan
Amber Ryan has been stalked by an obsessive fan the past few weeks. Word is President Dean is very concerned about the situation.
Danny B
His initials are DB. That is all.
Mia Stone
Some folks are saying Mia is President Dean's favorite non-Syren OCW superstar. He has big hopes for her to become OCW Champion and a Hall of Famer.
Crazy Chris
Crazy Chris is incredibly jealous of his brother's success. Someone took a shit in Dangerous Dan's duffel bag / man purse / messenger bag and most assume it was Chris's work.
Bob Grenier
It is no secret that Vargas and Grenier have major heat behind the scenes. Grenier, it is said, called Vargas ugly on more than one occasion. Grenier has been accused of slashing Vargas's tires. Vargas has been accused of making awful elephant-ish noises outside of Grenier's small bungalow home at 3am on several consecutive nights. This is not normal behavior.
Ehud of Moab
Does this strange old man have his eyes on the LightWeight title? Only time will tell.
Itsumade
Some people close to Itsumade have been trying to push him to change his name to Bobbie Blake. They feel it would make chanting his name easier for fans.
Mark Storm
Those same people have been trying to push this fellow to change his name to Lark Stormson. They also feel it would be an easier name to chant. These people obviously just love chants.
Chad Vargas
Chad Vargas has all of the skills necessary to become OCW Champion... but will he let his jealousy of Bob Grenier's good looks get in his way?
Bobbinette Carey
Bobbinette apparently is one of the highest paid superstars in OCW and Dean doesn't believe he's getting his money's worth right now. He apparently has requested that Carey begin doing some office work in addition to the wrestling-schedule.
Dangerous Dan
Is a man with a record of 6-6 worthy of a championship? Is he worthy to be called "dangerous"? One must wonder...
Jason Xavier
Someone in OCW management has requested Xavier shave his face and hair and get a full head-of-snakes tattoo. He's been promised a main-event push if he follows through with this request.
The Bounty Hunter
Other than just hunting bounties, The Bounty Hunter is known for his love of painting. His most recent creation, a lovely painting of roses in a purple vase, sold for $44 on Craigslist.
Curt Canon
Who better than Canon? Well... apparently Dangerous Dan. A lot of people in the company are very disappointed with this former OCW World Champion.
Kimiko Onee-Sama
Undefeated Kimiko Onee-Sama is renown in the lockerroom for being undefeated.
The Big Bifford
Some people feel that Bifford's new-found enthusiasm for Dangerous Dan is some sort of ploy.
Anubis
Anal bus.
Hollywood Skyes
Skyes is known to have heat backstage with old man Ehud of Moab.
The Lost Soul
Many people backstage think it is a forgone conclusion that TLS will return with vengeance once the OCW World Title is unified.
Eman Biney
Most folks don't have a lot of hope for Eman to make it in OCW.
Ana Archia
It is said that Dean has given Ana a large bonus for being such a good sport backstage, despite constant teasing from the locker room.
Kevin Bourne
Who better than Bourne? Just about everyone it seems.
Ryan Hollywood
Ryan Hollywood is said to have heat with MJ Bell backstage.
Richard
Richard is a pretty big deal.
Sergeant Brenner
Everyone is excited for this upcoming debut. The feeling in the lockerroom is that Brenner will be a game changer and will almost certainly be OCW Champion.
Typhoon Tiger
On the other hand, folks are not happy about this debut. The locker room has heard rumors of Tiger being a jerk backstage. After the incident with the man-purse, folks are on edge waiting for Tiger to begin causing even more trouble in a stress-laden locker room.
