POST-CLASH RUMORS INCLUDING EVERY OCW STAR. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 26, 2014 12:12:48 GMT -5
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Post by rumorsisis on May 26, 2014 12:12:48 GMT -5
1) Sean Fuller claims that he is injured following his loss to Pryde. The truth is that he's just SCARED and IN HIDING.
2) Pryde was said to have went to his online chess club following his win over Sean Fuller and won several difficult matches
3) Scott Syren celebrated his victory by having 5 women at once. None of them are able to walk anymore. He was kind enough to purchase wheel chairs.
4) Vargas and Grenier were seen leaving the event together, weeping openly
5) Ian Bishop likes popcorn without butter
6) Dangerous Dan t-shirts in XXXL are sold out and on heavy backorder. This merchandise problem is said to effect every OCW superstar as the t-shirt company is putting all of their presses to work printing more XXXL Dangerous Dan t-shirts and halting production of the t-shirts of Mia Stone, MJ Bell, Curt Canon, Danny B, Amber Ryan, Jason Xavier and Mark Storm.
7) Itsumade. How the fuck do you pronounce that?
8) Perzag has apparently lost control of his bladder.
9) TGO supposedly smells like urine. Please note this rumor was written weeks before the PPV.
10) Ehud is old
11) Ryan Hollywood and Richard... a couple? Only time will tell.
12) Altera Moon is enraged that OCW reports her weight at 127lbs. She screamed at certain backstage-staff that her actual weight was 126, but they were just confused about what the big deal was.
13) The Bounty Hunter is apparently considering a career change. He's been seen delivering applications to local butcher shops.
14) 5'3, 173lbs Kimiko has been asked by President Dean or Lurrr or someone to lose some weight.
15) Anubis is getting a gimmick change and new character. He will be repackaged as Analbitch.
16) There is no RUMOR 16
17) Rumor 16 is a lie. The actual RUMOR 16 contains secret information about President Dean and Not President Dean
18) The Lost Soul likes losing. It turns him on. A lot.
19) Smith and Belvedere have been seen getting drinks together almost every night of the week. Is their relationship unprofessional?
20) Hollywood Skyes and Hood are good buddies. They have a secret handshake.
21) Eman Biney isn't very good.
22) Crazy Chris is on suicide alert after being left off so many shows.
23) Big Bifford apparently was at a restaurant near the beach and came upon a pig roast. He ordered the pig. All of it. Everyone else at the pig roast was very disappointed.
24) Jimmy Buffet has been with many of the OCW female roster. One can't say how many... but more than not.
25) This is a lot of rumors
26) The OCW intern is actually almost 40
27) Dean has been trying to get a young female intern, but he's been black listed at every college in the United States
28) Muffin top is a big problem among OCW female fans
29) It's cool. Dean likes himself some muffin top.
30) Ana is SUPPOSEDLY spelled the same backward as forwards.
