Post by Mario Maurako on Jan 18, 2014 0:10:42 GMT -5
It didn't take Mario Maurako long to hear the news of all of the signings to OCW. Then he quickly penned... inked... no.. typed a hastily worded e-mail which has been enclosed.
Dear OCW,
I really wish you would just die. You are the laughing stock of the entire wrestling World. Other reputable federations will have nothing to do with you. In fact word is rapidly spreading throughout the Wrestling World that you are nothing more than a cancer. Yes, I've seen your upgraded website, and your upgraded graphics. I've seen your recent additions to the roster and it's repulsive.
Within 24 hours you were able to procure Lou Bruno, great good for you. Then you follow it up with Johnny Riot and Bobbinette Carey. Carey? Really? Is this your idea of a joke Dean? You think that you can just open your door to all of my enemies and that will keep you afloat? I OWN Carey.
Then you sign The Danger Boiz... for Christ's sake, these dudes are still hanging on to the 90's as prevalent by the way they still spell their name. It's sad... even sadder that it's an upgrade for OCW.
You throw on top of that they signed some 'Dick'... literally he is only known as Richard. He clearly is going to be the jobber to the stars, or he's some bum that Dean signed from a yoga class or something. Finally there is the mime he signed. Quality roster you've put together Dean.
Enjoy a slow and painful death OCW. I'll be watching and laughing.
With that the letter ends and so does our coverage.
Dear OCW,
I really wish you would just die. You are the laughing stock of the entire wrestling World. Other reputable federations will have nothing to do with you. In fact word is rapidly spreading throughout the Wrestling World that you are nothing more than a cancer. Yes, I've seen your upgraded website, and your upgraded graphics. I've seen your recent additions to the roster and it's repulsive.
Within 24 hours you were able to procure Lou Bruno, great good for you. Then you follow it up with Johnny Riot and Bobbinette Carey. Carey? Really? Is this your idea of a joke Dean? You think that you can just open your door to all of my enemies and that will keep you afloat? I OWN Carey.
Then you sign The Danger Boiz... for Christ's sake, these dudes are still hanging on to the 90's as prevalent by the way they still spell their name. It's sad... even sadder that it's an upgrade for OCW.
You throw on top of that they signed some 'Dick'... literally he is only known as Richard. He clearly is going to be the jobber to the stars, or he's some bum that Dean signed from a yoga class or something. Finally there is the mime he signed. Quality roster you've put together Dean.
Enjoy a slow and painful death OCW. I'll be watching and laughing.
With that the letter ends and so does our coverage.