Post by kabukijo on May 10, 2014 15:00:04 GMT -5
Oh boys, girls and trannies I am back once again to fill your mind with meaningless garbage! Actually it's not too meaningless, I'm pretty fucking spot on. I won't make your inquiring minds wait any longer! Time for the rumor mill!
The backstage is abuzz as Scott Syren prepares to run Massacre this week. He has already made every match some sort of gimmick match, but I hear he has some other things planned as well for Massacre. They MAY or may not have something to do with The Big Bifford. Lord knows that fat bitch needs to be taught some self control.
Speaking of Bifford we're turning our attention to the guy that he has put through hell these past few weeks, Dangerous Dan. As evidenced by his last appearance on OCW airwaves, Dan is being offered some sort of deal whether it be a movie or a tv show who really fucking cares. But I have it on good sources that it's more than likely a relaunch of Queer as Folk.
Which leads me to the next thing that I've been hearing quite a bit lately. After Ian Bishop and Sean Fuller, now named Victory Denied, (Side bar: what the fuck kind of name is that? Are they saying that they're going to have victory after victory denied to them? The new kids these days in OCW just don't know how to come up with a cool name) attacked MJ Bell I'm hearing that Bell is still pining after Ian Bishop. I guess it's like one of those things that kindergarteners do, picking on the person that they like. The mental capacity of those two ARE kindergarten level so it doesn't surprise me. My sources say though that MJ Bell actually has a surprise for Ian Bishop this week. Maybe she'll finally let him get it in...that fucking tease.
While I'm on the subject of those two, they also have an opponent for Clash at the Beach in Mia Stone. I'm hearing from the locker room that Operation Zero isn't really going to focus too much on Scott Syren's match and focus more on Mia Stone and helping her out. Is this dissension in the ranks of Operation Zero or is it just that they know Syren has the match sealed up and Mia may need a little help considering it'll be two on one? I'm assuming the latter.
We've had some new additions in the OCW locker room and frankly the majority of them suck hard. This Japanese fellow though, don't ask me to spell his name because it wouldn't come out right and I don't give a shit how to spell it, seems to be Lurrr's first REAL signing since he's taken over the OCW. I'm hearing that he'll be quickly placed in the hunt for the Internet Title or another title.
Speaking of another title, Lurrr is poised to bring back the hardcore division in the OCW. Standards and Practices may not like it too much, but the fans certainly do. But with adding another title to the fray will there just be too much going on? We won't have to wait too much longer though because a World Title Unification match will soon take place.
Back to the newcomers, this Goodman guy is said to have been bringing someone else in the OCW but that apparently fell through. Sources say that Goodman may soon leave as well as he feels like there "isn't enough competition" here in the OCW. I'm sure you'll have quite a few people on the roster who vehemently disagrees with that.
Moving onto another OCW Champion, Pryde. Rumor has it that him and Danny B are set to face off at Clash at the Beach. Not only will Danny B have to defend his tag titles but he may be pulling double duty two months in a row at the PPV. But the tag titles could be in jeopardy even before they defend them at the Pay-Per-View after the events of last week involving Amber Ryan. I'm hearing that she is gunning for Danny B's shot at the Southern Title now and may be giving up her Tag Title strap.
The women in the OCW are quite powerful right now, especially since that shim is no longer part of the OCW, and I'm hearing that Lurrr has been in talks of having them shoot a magazine cover. Sources do not know what magazine this is at this time, but I'm leaning strongly towards nudity.
Before I leave you I just want to say one last thing. Chad Vargas sucks.
Til' we meet again!
