House hunting with Allton and Roxxie G (part one)
Jun 27, 2024 14:21:20 GMT -5
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Post by Lord Allton on Jun 27, 2024 14:21:20 GMT -5
We join our man of the hour Lord Allton as he is looking through prospective houses online, and listening to some Blink 182 in the background at Allton House - a few weeks before the concept of Cursed Countdown came into being.
Allton: Hmm…..
As he’s scrolling through, Roxxie Gobbler appears at the doorway of his office, cup of tea in hand for him.
Roxxie: What’cha doing?
She walks over, putting the tea on the desk and kisses him on the cheek. Allton then takes a sip of his tea.
Allton: Mm. Thank-you. Oh, nothing much. Just house hunting…
Roxxie: It’s always a good investment.
Allton: Hm? Oh. Property, yes.
Roxxie: What’s wrong? You seem a little distracted.
Allton: Sorry, honey… It’s just a property has come up on the site I’m viewing - and for a very acceptable price.
Roxxie looks perplexed as Allton keeps looking at the property.
Roxxie: That’s a good thing, isn’t it?
Allton: Yes, yes it is. It’s just the matter of who put it on here.
Roxxie: Who was it?
Allton: Marcus Welsh…
Roxxie: Marcus Welsh as in OCW Marcus Welsh?
Allton: Do you know any others?
Roxxie: I guess not.
Allton reads the description that Marcus Welsh wrote about the house on the website. It reads:
‘Gregory Poblano ordered this house to be destroyed but I can’t bring myself to do it. Someone please buy it and get it out of my hair. Thanks. -MW.’
Allton: It is, without a shadow of a doubt OCW’s Marcus Welsh.
Roxxie: Yeah? How can you tell?
Allton: He mentions that asswipe Gregory Poblano. Now that house is definitely staying in the OCW Family. Care to join me for a look around babe? It looks like something out of Scooby Doo. It’s ‘quaint’.
Roxxie rolls her eyes, smiling.
Roxxie: ‘Quaint’ is posh British for ‘it’s a bomb site that’s falling down'. Is it a haunted house?
Allton: I dunno. Wanna find out? If it’ll stick it to Welsh and Poblano, I’m definitely buying it.
Allton: Hmm…..
As he’s scrolling through, Roxxie Gobbler appears at the doorway of his office, cup of tea in hand for him.
Roxxie: What’cha doing?
She walks over, putting the tea on the desk and kisses him on the cheek. Allton then takes a sip of his tea.
Allton: Mm. Thank-you. Oh, nothing much. Just house hunting…
Roxxie: It’s always a good investment.
Allton: Hm? Oh. Property, yes.
Roxxie: What’s wrong? You seem a little distracted.
Allton: Sorry, honey… It’s just a property has come up on the site I’m viewing - and for a very acceptable price.
Roxxie looks perplexed as Allton keeps looking at the property.
Roxxie: That’s a good thing, isn’t it?
Allton: Yes, yes it is. It’s just the matter of who put it on here.
Roxxie: Who was it?
Allton: Marcus Welsh…
Roxxie: Marcus Welsh as in OCW Marcus Welsh?
Allton: Do you know any others?
Roxxie: I guess not.
Allton reads the description that Marcus Welsh wrote about the house on the website. It reads:
‘Gregory Poblano ordered this house to be destroyed but I can’t bring myself to do it. Someone please buy it and get it out of my hair. Thanks. -MW.’
Allton: It is, without a shadow of a doubt OCW’s Marcus Welsh.
Roxxie: Yeah? How can you tell?
Allton: He mentions that asswipe Gregory Poblano. Now that house is definitely staying in the OCW Family. Care to join me for a look around babe? It looks like something out of Scooby Doo. It’s ‘quaint’.
Roxxie rolls her eyes, smiling.
Roxxie: ‘Quaint’ is posh British for ‘it’s a bomb site that’s falling down'. Is it a haunted house?
Allton: I dunno. Wanna find out? If it’ll stick it to Welsh and Poblano, I’m definitely buying it.