OCW: Ch. 01.: "Unmatched" Vs. Clyde Newton

[𝕬.𝕮.𝕰.]

"Unmatched"
OCW: Ch. 01.

"So it appears I got shafted into literally competing in a shit show, seriously can’t believe Hemmingway signed me up for this bullshit.. Anyhow it appears yours truly will be facing off against a man who’s made quite the name for himself in just a short period of time just as well yours truly has..

So who is that man you ask, his name is Clyde Newton. Clyde you asked to fight me sure we can square off in this shithole of a place called Outsiders for that is exactly what I am here an outsider. You maybe be the world champion over in Elevate Pro Wrestling, but that doesn’t mean squat shit here in the land of misfits.

How they managed to cut a deal to get yours truly in this damn place is beyond me, but I can guarantee you one thing and that’s come Dystopia, how fitting of a name anyhow like I was saying come Dystopia you and I will face off against one another not for any championships, but rather bragging rights to say the least.

Oh how embarrassing it’ll be if yours truly the EPW Rise Up Champion beat their world champion on a much smaller stage, oh the egg on the face for not just Brit, but the entire EPW company as a whole..

One thing you can bet on Clyde is yours truly, yes, I, the one and only ALEXANDER DONOVAN HALEY DAVENPORT the THIRD will be firing on all cylinders, for you see I am not like any other competitor you’ve faced off against in the back.

I however am very, very different that I can truly promise you, I did something no one has ever done in the history of Elevate at Shockwave, something you yourself haven't even accomplished and that's this, walking in with one championship title only to then walking out with another championship title higher up the hierarchy and come our match I'll do the exact same thing.

Though that's enough about Elevate Pro for that isn't here, but what is, is yours truly making a fool out of you, that, that you truly can count on Clyde buddy ol pal as when we step through those curtains it'll be game time and hopefully you'll be ready to go just as you were when you faced off against that sod of a dimwit Donnie Harris.

You may have walked out on top against Harris, you might have walked out still reigning World Champion at Shockwave, but that won't be the case here and come Dystopia you'll truly see exactly that when it is yours truly whose arm is raised in victory!!!"