Post by Jock Reasoning on Mar 12, 2024 12:22:58 GMT -5
There’s a commotion at the boarding gate inside an American airport. An airline employee is dealing with a very large, very angry man. He’s wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a hood over his head. He’s either in the witness protection program or he’s a celebrity moving in anonymity.
Hooded Man: Flight risk?!
Airline Employee: Yessir. I’m sorry but you’ve been labeled a flight risk so we can’t let you board.
Hooded Man: Well then how the hell did I get through security?
The employee shrugs. Behind her, we see the destination. It reads ‘AUSTRALIA’. Pretty vague. What type of airline is this?
Hooded Man: This is bullshit!
Airline Employee: Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to calm down.
Hooded Man: Calm down? I’m trying to go home and you bloody idiots have me labeled a flight risk? I haven’t done anything!
Airline Employee: Okay, I’m gonna have to call security.
Hooded Man: Don’t you pick up that phone!
She grabs her phone. He reaches across, grabbing it from her. She gasps. Everyone gasps. Security is on him in a flash.
Hooded Man: Hands off me!
It’s a tough task but eventually the hooded man is overcome by numerous security guards.
The Hooded Man comes to. He’s in a room nobody wants to find themselves in. One of those back rooms in an airport. He’s still sporting his hood, shades, and hat.
Hooded Man: Where am I? Get me out of here!
He struggles. His arms are cuffed behind a chair, behind his back. A man enters the room and sits on the edge of the desk. It’s JOCK Reasoning!
Hooded Man: You…
Jock Reasoning: Hello, old friend.
Hooded Man: YOU RUINED MY CAREER!
The Hooded Man tries to break free, but he’s unable.
Jock Reasoning: Debatable. But, what isn’t up for debate is that I just saved your life.
Hooded Man: The hell are you talking about?
Jock Reasoning: What were you thinking, booking a flight to ‘Australia’? You know it doesn’t exist. You were about to fly into the void, man. Into a black hole!
Hooded Man: I’m from Australia you fuckin idiot!
Jock Reasoning: it’s tough to be from a place that doesn’t exist.
Jock stands and heads toward the Hooded Man.
Hooded Man: If I get free…
Jock reaches out and tosses the hood back. He slowly removes the hat, allowing blonde hair to fall. He then reaches for the shades.
Jock Reasoning: Calm down. I saved your life for one reason and one reason only…you’ve been deemed WORTHY by the OG Board to compete in OCW Survivor Season 3.
The shades are removed and in their reflection we see the man himself…PERZAG!
PerZag: What makes you think I’d play again after what happened in Season 1?
Jock Reasoning: What makes you think you have a choice?
Jock removes a cloth and dumps some chloroform on it.
PerZag: Don’t you fucking dare!
Jock brings the cloth over PerZag’s face as we fade out.
PerZag - Coerced
Entrant #10 into the OCW Survivor Season 3 Field.
Hooded Man: Flight risk?!
Airline Employee: Yessir. I’m sorry but you’ve been labeled a flight risk so we can’t let you board.
Hooded Man: Well then how the hell did I get through security?
The employee shrugs. Behind her, we see the destination. It reads ‘AUSTRALIA’. Pretty vague. What type of airline is this?
Hooded Man: This is bullshit!
Airline Employee: Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to calm down.
Hooded Man: Calm down? I’m trying to go home and you bloody idiots have me labeled a flight risk? I haven’t done anything!
Airline Employee: Okay, I’m gonna have to call security.
Hooded Man: Don’t you pick up that phone!
She grabs her phone. He reaches across, grabbing it from her. She gasps. Everyone gasps. Security is on him in a flash.
Hooded Man: Hands off me!
It’s a tough task but eventually the hooded man is overcome by numerous security guards.
LATER
The Hooded Man comes to. He’s in a room nobody wants to find themselves in. One of those back rooms in an airport. He’s still sporting his hood, shades, and hat.
Hooded Man: Where am I? Get me out of here!
He struggles. His arms are cuffed behind a chair, behind his back. A man enters the room and sits on the edge of the desk. It’s JOCK Reasoning!
Hooded Man: You…
Jock Reasoning: Hello, old friend.
Hooded Man: YOU RUINED MY CAREER!
The Hooded Man tries to break free, but he’s unable.
Jock Reasoning: Debatable. But, what isn’t up for debate is that I just saved your life.
Hooded Man: The hell are you talking about?
Jock Reasoning: What were you thinking, booking a flight to ‘Australia’? You know it doesn’t exist. You were about to fly into the void, man. Into a black hole!
Hooded Man: I’m from Australia you fuckin idiot!
Jock Reasoning: it’s tough to be from a place that doesn’t exist.
Jock stands and heads toward the Hooded Man.
Hooded Man: If I get free…
Jock reaches out and tosses the hood back. He slowly removes the hat, allowing blonde hair to fall. He then reaches for the shades.
Jock Reasoning: Calm down. I saved your life for one reason and one reason only…you’ve been deemed WORTHY by the OG Board to compete in OCW Survivor Season 3.
The shades are removed and in their reflection we see the man himself…PERZAG!
PerZag: What makes you think I’d play again after what happened in Season 1?
Jock Reasoning: What makes you think you have a choice?
Jock removes a cloth and dumps some chloroform on it.
PerZag: Don’t you fucking dare!
Jock brings the cloth over PerZag’s face as we fade out.
PerZag - Coerced
Entrant #10 into the OCW Survivor Season 3 Field.
