Post by Lord Allton on Oct 13, 2023 10:46:01 GMT -5
If you were to tell me, ‘Lord Allton, one of your greatest foes in the business of wrestling will turn out to be a janitor’, I’d have laughed in your face. I mean wrestling is filled with many gimmicks: clowns, cops, backyard cult leaders that transform into happy-go-lucky TV presenters and go on to become one of the hottest acts in the business. Rest in Peace, sir. But janitors? That’s relatively unheard of……..which brings me to one Peter Vaughn. Vaughn and I, we go way back don’t we? Way back when in Outsiders when you were the hero of the masses! And I……..I was the most hated scumbag of the Outsiders.
And then!
Then that all changed, didn’t it? I became the loved hero to the masses and everyone FINALLY saw you for what I always saw you as. The biggest scumbag on the Outsiders roster - and it only took you to do a Spider-Man 3 and go emo for everyone to see it.
Then Vaughn…..?
Then what happened? Then you ran, like the little bitch I always knew you were - that I was going to EXPOSE you for being. But just as things were getting good? Just when my boys and I were ready for a fight…… you took your broom and you went home.
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Lord Allton is sitting in a Broadway theatre watching a new rendition of ‘Dear Evan Hansen’ that has finally come back. Since falling in love with the 2019 movie starring Ben Platt and Kaitlyn Dever, Allton has always wanted to watch it live in Broadway form and………. (he may or may not have developed a slight crush on the original female Broadway lead Laura Dreyfuss, but let’s not tell Roxxie Gobbler that now, shall we Zybala?) So here we are.
The lights in the theatre darken and the stage opens into the first song of the Broadway show. ‘Anybody Have A Map?’
Hmph. When I’m through with Peter Vaughn, he’s gonna need a map to the hospital.
The show continues and Lord Allton has a wonderful time watching the show. Afterwards there is a meet and greet with Ben Platt and the rest of the cast and Allton happily joins the crew.
Allton: Mr. Platt, Miss Dreyfuss… May I say what an absolute pleasure it is to watch Dear Evan Hansen at the theatre. I fell in love with the musical after watching the movie and when I heard Mr. Platt that you were reprising the role of Evan once again, well I couldn't resist the urge to come to watch. The show is incredible, you two are incredible. Ah, I just love it!
Ben Platt: Hey well, thanks for coming out to see us. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Laura Dreyfuss then looks up from signing autographs and smiles at Lord Allton.
Laura Dreyfuss: Aren't you famous in your own right? Yeah… you're with OCW and Outsiders wrestling! Oh my God! Ben! This is Lord Allton! Outsiders World Champion!
As this is said, the fans turn and look at the person in front of them and they all realise just who is in front of them and most of them are wrestling fans because they all approach Lord Allton.
Allton looks at the approaching crowd and shudders inside while having a smile on his face. Everyone asks Allton for autographs and while he tries to point out that for tonight, he is merely a fan like everyone else, Ben and Laura ask event staff to set up another table as they can see the growing crowd.
Eventually, Allton has to shrug and just accept the fact that he's famous now, so gets into position at his new table next to Laura Dreyfuss.
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Some time later….
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Allton is sat at his table signing autographs when suddenly someone stops at his table. The person doesn't say anything and Allton is still writing.
Allton: Hey. Did you enjoy the show?
*No answer from the person*
Allton looks up at the person and then he looks as though he's seen a ghost!
Allton: It can't be…..
The person is a hooded figure but Allton can just about see his face just enough. And the person smirks before ripping the table to one side before proceeding to attack Allton! In the process, the hood falls off and everyone can see that it's the former owner of GCWA - Jonathan Barrows!
Allton doesn't put up with the attack for long though as he throws a punch at Barrows. Laura Dreyfuss and Ben Platt start to freak out as event security start to run towards the brawl!
Allton and Barrows brawl outside the building as onlookers start to gather. After a while the brawl starts to become more dangerous as they weave in and out of incoming traffic!
Cars and other vehicles screech to a halt and blasts their horns. This being New York, traffic is at a standstill and Allton smashes Barrows' head into a nearby taxi.
And then……
Sirens.
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It's later in the day now and Jonathan Barrows and Lord Allton are at the local police station. Lord Allton’s lip is busted and Jonathan Barrows has bruises and cuts all over his face. Putting a tissue to his lip and glancing down at it, Lord Allton smirks.
Allton: Long time, no see, Barrows.
Barrows: Likewise.
Allton: So who is doing whose dirty work these days? Are you doing Vaughn’s or is Vaughn doing yours?
A few minutes go by and Barrows doesn’t answer.
Barrows: How did you like the ending of your little Supercard of Equality?
Allton turns his head in realisation. It was Barrows who sent Peter Vaughn.
Allton: You f-
Before Allton can finish, a police officer comes over.
Police officer: Mr. Culliford…
Allton: Yes, but please use my professional name in times like this.
Police officer: Times like this…?
Allton: Times of Roleplay.
Police officer: I'm sorry. I don't understand…?
Allton: Never mind. Shall we, officer?
The police officer nods and gestures for Allton to follow and they head into a side room.
Police officer: So tell me what happened.
Allton: I had just gone to watch a Broadway show. Some of the cast recognised me as a pro-wrestler and invited me to join them in their meet and greet. A table was set up and after I want to say….. Half an hour? I was jumped and attacked by the good Mr. Barrows outside of this room.
Police officer: And then you decided to continue the brawl outside the theatre, is that right?
With a modest smile and a small half shrug, Allton nods his head.
Allton: Call it being a wrestler, I’m afraid, Sir.
Police officer: So how did you get away with a busted lip while his face gets torn to shreds?
Allton: Main Character syndrome, my friend.
Police officer: I see. So the world revolves around you, is that it?
Allton: What?! Oh, no! No, no, no. Nothing so crass! But I am the main character of this roleplay.
Police officer: You keep mentioning a ‘roleplay’. What roleplay? I don’t understand.
Allton: Look. All you need to understand…
Allton leans forward crossing his arms on the table in front of him.
Allton: I was just trying to enjoy a nice evening out for once in my busy schedule and that asshole outside ruined my evening.
Police officer: Ho-kay. Let’s go over this one more time.
Allton sighs heavily, leaning back in his chair as we fade out to black.
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Peter goddamn fucking piece of shit Vaughn, you sent your -what even is he to you? - Jonathan Barrows to do your dirty work and now I’m stuck in the NYPD because you didn’t even have the class or the patience to wait for our match. I was going to rip your head off for what you did to me at the end of Supercard of Equality. But this…….this is so much worse!
It’s your fault, Vaughn, that the fine officers of the NYPD are wasting their time and more importantly wasting MY time of going over the same story over and over and over again. My time has been wasted and I don’t take kindly to that at all. So, our match for the Outsiders CW title will not be just a match. It will not be just even a specialty match. No Vaughn. For all of the bullshit that you’ve made me go through tonight, it’s going to be a war. So all the time that you’ve been away I hope you’ve been scrubbing all of the toilets that you can muster in preparation for this.
Lord Allton is a changed man.
I’m an executive of the new era of OCW. But I haven’t changed too much. I’m still the fighting champion that I always have been and you my puke scrubbing adversary are going to get it all. The years of waiting, pining for your return when you ran like a cowardly bitch. Peter, you have been warned.
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And then!
Then that all changed, didn’t it? I became the loved hero to the masses and everyone FINALLY saw you for what I always saw you as. The biggest scumbag on the Outsiders roster - and it only took you to do a Spider-Man 3 and go emo for everyone to see it.
Then Vaughn…..?
Then what happened? Then you ran, like the little bitch I always knew you were - that I was going to EXPOSE you for being. But just as things were getting good? Just when my boys and I were ready for a fight…… you took your broom and you went home.
================================================================
Lord Allton is sitting in a Broadway theatre watching a new rendition of ‘Dear Evan Hansen’ that has finally come back. Since falling in love with the 2019 movie starring Ben Platt and Kaitlyn Dever, Allton has always wanted to watch it live in Broadway form and………. (he may or may not have developed a slight crush on the original female Broadway lead Laura Dreyfuss, but let’s not tell Roxxie Gobbler that now, shall we Zybala?) So here we are.
The lights in the theatre darken and the stage opens into the first song of the Broadway show. ‘Anybody Have A Map?’
Hmph. When I’m through with Peter Vaughn, he’s gonna need a map to the hospital.
The show continues and Lord Allton has a wonderful time watching the show. Afterwards there is a meet and greet with Ben Platt and the rest of the cast and Allton happily joins the crew.
Allton: Mr. Platt, Miss Dreyfuss… May I say what an absolute pleasure it is to watch Dear Evan Hansen at the theatre. I fell in love with the musical after watching the movie and when I heard Mr. Platt that you were reprising the role of Evan once again, well I couldn't resist the urge to come to watch. The show is incredible, you two are incredible. Ah, I just love it!
Ben Platt: Hey well, thanks for coming out to see us. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Laura Dreyfuss then looks up from signing autographs and smiles at Lord Allton.
Laura Dreyfuss: Aren't you famous in your own right? Yeah… you're with OCW and Outsiders wrestling! Oh my God! Ben! This is Lord Allton! Outsiders World Champion!
As this is said, the fans turn and look at the person in front of them and they all realise just who is in front of them and most of them are wrestling fans because they all approach Lord Allton.
Allton looks at the approaching crowd and shudders inside while having a smile on his face. Everyone asks Allton for autographs and while he tries to point out that for tonight, he is merely a fan like everyone else, Ben and Laura ask event staff to set up another table as they can see the growing crowd.
Eventually, Allton has to shrug and just accept the fact that he's famous now, so gets into position at his new table next to Laura Dreyfuss.
==============================
Some time later….
==============================
Allton is sat at his table signing autographs when suddenly someone stops at his table. The person doesn't say anything and Allton is still writing.
Allton: Hey. Did you enjoy the show?
*No answer from the person*
Allton looks up at the person and then he looks as though he's seen a ghost!
Allton: It can't be…..
The person is a hooded figure but Allton can just about see his face just enough. And the person smirks before ripping the table to one side before proceeding to attack Allton! In the process, the hood falls off and everyone can see that it's the former owner of GCWA - Jonathan Barrows!
Allton doesn't put up with the attack for long though as he throws a punch at Barrows. Laura Dreyfuss and Ben Platt start to freak out as event security start to run towards the brawl!
Allton and Barrows brawl outside the building as onlookers start to gather. After a while the brawl starts to become more dangerous as they weave in and out of incoming traffic!
Cars and other vehicles screech to a halt and blasts their horns. This being New York, traffic is at a standstill and Allton smashes Barrows' head into a nearby taxi.
And then……
Sirens.
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It's later in the day now and Jonathan Barrows and Lord Allton are at the local police station. Lord Allton’s lip is busted and Jonathan Barrows has bruises and cuts all over his face. Putting a tissue to his lip and glancing down at it, Lord Allton smirks.
Allton: Long time, no see, Barrows.
Barrows: Likewise.
Allton: So who is doing whose dirty work these days? Are you doing Vaughn’s or is Vaughn doing yours?
A few minutes go by and Barrows doesn’t answer.
Barrows: How did you like the ending of your little Supercard of Equality?
Allton turns his head in realisation. It was Barrows who sent Peter Vaughn.
Allton: You f-
Before Allton can finish, a police officer comes over.
Police officer: Mr. Culliford…
Allton: Yes, but please use my professional name in times like this.
Police officer: Times like this…?
Allton: Times of Roleplay.
Police officer: I'm sorry. I don't understand…?
Allton: Never mind. Shall we, officer?
The police officer nods and gestures for Allton to follow and they head into a side room.
Police officer: So tell me what happened.
Allton: I had just gone to watch a Broadway show. Some of the cast recognised me as a pro-wrestler and invited me to join them in their meet and greet. A table was set up and after I want to say….. Half an hour? I was jumped and attacked by the good Mr. Barrows outside of this room.
Police officer: And then you decided to continue the brawl outside the theatre, is that right?
With a modest smile and a small half shrug, Allton nods his head.
Allton: Call it being a wrestler, I’m afraid, Sir.
Police officer: So how did you get away with a busted lip while his face gets torn to shreds?
Allton: Main Character syndrome, my friend.
Police officer: I see. So the world revolves around you, is that it?
Allton: What?! Oh, no! No, no, no. Nothing so crass! But I am the main character of this roleplay.
Police officer: You keep mentioning a ‘roleplay’. What roleplay? I don’t understand.
Allton: Look. All you need to understand…
Allton leans forward crossing his arms on the table in front of him.
Allton: I was just trying to enjoy a nice evening out for once in my busy schedule and that asshole outside ruined my evening.
Police officer: Ho-kay. Let’s go over this one more time.
Allton sighs heavily, leaning back in his chair as we fade out to black.
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Peter goddamn fucking piece of shit Vaughn, you sent your -what even is he to you? - Jonathan Barrows to do your dirty work and now I’m stuck in the NYPD because you didn’t even have the class or the patience to wait for our match. I was going to rip your head off for what you did to me at the end of Supercard of Equality. But this…….this is so much worse!
It’s your fault, Vaughn, that the fine officers of the NYPD are wasting their time and more importantly wasting MY time of going over the same story over and over and over again. My time has been wasted and I don’t take kindly to that at all. So, our match for the Outsiders CW title will not be just a match. It will not be just even a specialty match. No Vaughn. For all of the bullshit that you’ve made me go through tonight, it’s going to be a war. So all the time that you’ve been away I hope you’ve been scrubbing all of the toilets that you can muster in preparation for this.
Lord Allton is a changed man.
I’m an executive of the new era of OCW. But I haven’t changed too much. I’m still the fighting champion that I always have been and you my puke scrubbing adversary are going to get it all. The years of waiting, pining for your return when you ran like a cowardly bitch. Peter, you have been warned.
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Word Count: 1,500