Post by Lord Allton on Jul 9, 2023 16:09:58 GMT -5
It’s been a while since I’ve done this hasn’t it? Truth be told, that bullshit with Dylan and those Children of the Vard assholes really took things out of me. I never meant to leave Equality for as long as I did. I truly did mean to bring Equality to the forefront of OCW programming. I am truly sorry that it never came to be.
‘Well… now it has a chance to be. Will you do it? Will you and Zybala take my place and bring OCW to the place it should be?’
‘I will. WE will. Thank-you Miss Strader.’
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The scene opens to inside Allton House where Lord Allton is walking Tamika Strader to the door.
Allton: Thanks for this opportunity, Miss Strader. We won’t let you down.
Allton and Strader then smile at one another and then Tamika Strader leaves. Allton shuts the door just as his door starts to beep. Allton makes his way back into his office and takes the call.
Allton: Zybala, what is it?
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Suddenly Allton begins to teleport and soon, he is in some kind of command centre. The head and face of Zybala is peering down at Allton as Allton stares up at his friend.
Zybala: Rob! I’m putting you on the card in the main event of OCW’s new Era.
Allton: But we are both owners of the new OCW show. Why was I not informed of this?
Zybala: Because the main event for the show will be for the Outsiders World Championship! I’ve had word that Bob Grenier wants to return! For the sake of all of Outsiders, you must face off against the legend that is Bob Grenier.
Allton takes a few moments to ponder and then bashes his fist into his palm.
Allton: What kind of champion would I be if I didn’t do this? Teleport me away.
Zybala: Hold it, Rob! I’m getting word that the Children of the Vard are back and looking for you.
Allton: How can that be?! We destroyed them!
Zybala: This is true. You better get over there and check it out!
Allton: I’m on it, Mike. But this calls for a job for……PennyLord!
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[smear:#04af29]IT’S PENNYLORD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/smear:#f65009:0] ************************************************************************************
Suddenly Lord Allton is transformed into PennyLord and is teleported away into a park where sure enough, the Children of the Vard’s Guiding She-Wolf Lopa is standing there, being flanked by about ten to fifteen of her brothers, including Cedric, Ichabod and Jeremiah. All are standing with huge grins on their faces. PennyLord gets himself into a defensive stance and talks into his wrist.
PennyLord: Zybala……I’m a bit outgunned here. Send the troops?
Zybala: Sure thing.
Moments later, the A-List Family and members of both the Dystopia and Equality rosters are standing behind PennyLord. Roxxie Gobbler has even decided to clown up for the occasion to support her man. She stands next to PennyLord and kisses him on the cheek. PennyLord then notices the Children of the Vard’s confused and repulsed faces - he looks around behind him……and the demented circus is in town! Everyone standing with PennyLord is a clown! PennyLord begins to giggle.
PennyLord: Well, well well….. Lopa Bitch! We thought we destroyed you and your stupid Children at Dystopia Triple X!
Lopa: Well clearly you didn’t do as good a job as you thought, you stupid clown!
PennyLord: Resorting to Clownism, are we?
Lopa: Well to be fair, look what we have to work with.
PennyLord smirks.
PennyLord: Ya look good for a bitch with a broken leg!
Lopa: Shut up, you.
PennyLord: No, Lopa! You shut the fuck up, goddamnit! I thought I had gotten rid of you. But fine! Outsiders of Equality!!!!!!! ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lopa shouts at her Children to charge as well as PennyLord and Lopa head towards one another as the rest of either army battle it out with one another. Roxxie Gobbler goes after Ichabod, Cedric and Jeremiah single-handedly. As the battle rages on, PennyLord slugs a punch towards Lopa who attempts to duck out of the way, but fails at the last minute and gets socked right in the mouth.
Lopa: No Brass Knuckles this time, I see.
PennyLord: Hehehehe. I don’t need them to defeat you.
The epic battle rages on between the Outsiders of Equality and the Children of the Vard. But soon enough, the Outsiders of Equality stand tall with a beaten, broken down Lopa on the ground looking up at a smug PennyLord.
Lopa: You stupid fool! Do you really believe that this is over between us?!
PennyLord rolls his eyes.
PennyLord: Oh for the love of Stephen King! How many times do I have to cave in your thick skull before you realise that you cannot beat me and my Outsiders of Equality? Wha- what are you laughing at?! I do the laughing to psych people out, not you.
Sure enough, Lopa is laughing and PennyLord and Roxxie Gobbler cannot work out why.
Lopa: While away, my brothers and sisters and I have had some….heh….upgrades….
PennyLord: What the bloody hell are you talking about, you lunatic?!
Lopa stands and has a massive smirk on her face.
Lopa: Children of the Vard! My brothers and sisters! Stand. And merge!
As this is said, Lopa pulls out some kind of stone and raises it to the sky. A sudden thunderbolt strikes out of nowhere, hitting the stone and Lopa and the Children of the Vard begin to merge all together and Lopa is the dominant body. She then grows to the size of a skyscraper.
PennyLord and the Outsiders of Equality cannot believe their collective eyes. Giant Lopa begins to laugh hysterically. Her voice booms across the land.
PennyLord: You have GOT to be fucking kidding me?
Lopa: Now…….Now PennyLord. Now you die!
As this is said, PennyLord’s wristwatch begins to beep. It’s Zybala.
Zybala: PennyLord. I’m sending a present your way to help with er….whatever the fuck that is.
PennyLord: Hehehehe. Why thank-you, Zybala….
Zybala’s message stops and suddenly, next to PennyLord arrives……………Zybala’s DragonZord!!!!!!!!!!!
PennyLord: The DragonZord?! Holy shit! I thought that got destroyed!
Zybala: It did. But well….I managed to fix it. As you can see.
PennyLord: Come on Roxxie, let’s deal with this bitch once and for all.
Roxxie: You’ve got it babe!
Next thing we know, PennyLord, Roxxie Gobbler, Dylan, Tank and the Larossia brothers find themselves inside of the DragonZord! Giant Lopa looks shocked and somewhat jilted and stomps towards the DragonZord. PennyLord rolls his eyes.
PennyLord: Oh, oh no. Fuck this shit! And fuck you, Lopa bitch. DragonZord, attack!
Moments later the DragonZord swipes its tail, knocking the giant Lopa over. The DragonZord lets out an ear splitting screech and PennyLord fires off some finger missiles straight at the giant Lopa, causing a huge explosion! Lopa is gone and all that is left is Zybala’s DragonZord screeching and posing.
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Suddenly the screen goes black and we find Lord Allton staring at the camera with a massive smile on his face.
Lord Allton: And that my friend, is what happens in a Power Ranger type scenario. I told you that you would love it.
The screen splits and Zybala appears on screen. Allton and Zybala are seemingly in a video call.
Zybala: So…….I’m Zordon?
Allton: You’re Zordon.
Zybala: That’s batshit insanity!
Allton: Yup.
The screen fades with both friends smiling.
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Bob Grenier. Let me start off by saying what a true honour it is to face someone of your calibre for the Outsiders World Title. Next, let me say that while I have all the respect in the world for your talents in the squared circle, Mr. Grenier… I am afraid that you simply CANNOT win in our match. I cannot allow it. Allow me to say to you what I told your friend and tag team partner, Edward aka JAM G: I have worked too hard for too long to lose the World Championship now. Hell, at this point, Lord Allton IS Outsiders.
Without me as the World Champion, without me to steer the ship…who knows where Outsiders would end up? I will say that JAM G actually turned out to be one of my favourite opponents in my career. JAM G WILL be a champion in Outsiders one day - of this I am sure and this is certainly a credit to you, Mr. Grenier. You trained the boy well. But as for the Outsiders Supercard of Equality? I will once again prove YET AGAIN why I am the World Champion in Outsiders. I respect you, Bob. I will even say that you have an awesome name. Hell, I should know, but mark me and my words and mark them well: Your time as Outsiders Champion - just like all of those who came before you since I became the World Champion - is not now.
I will continue on as the Outsiders World Champion for as long as possible.
At Supercard of Equality, my time as OCW co-owner will be out of the window. For the duration of that match, I’m not management. I’m not your boss, Mr. Grenier. For the duration of that match I am the man, that will be CHOKING YOU OUT.
Just like I did Jam G. Bear that in mind Bob. I’ll see you there.
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Word Count: 1,547.
‘Well… now it has a chance to be. Will you do it? Will you and Zybala take my place and bring OCW to the place it should be?’
‘I will. WE will. Thank-you Miss Strader.’
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The scene opens to inside Allton House where Lord Allton is walking Tamika Strader to the door.
Allton: Thanks for this opportunity, Miss Strader. We won’t let you down.
Allton and Strader then smile at one another and then Tamika Strader leaves. Allton shuts the door just as his door starts to beep. Allton makes his way back into his office and takes the call.
Allton: Zybala, what is it?
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Suddenly Allton begins to teleport and soon, he is in some kind of command centre. The head and face of Zybala is peering down at Allton as Allton stares up at his friend.
Zybala: Rob! I’m putting you on the card in the main event of OCW’s new Era.
Allton: But we are both owners of the new OCW show. Why was I not informed of this?
Zybala: Because the main event for the show will be for the Outsiders World Championship! I’ve had word that Bob Grenier wants to return! For the sake of all of Outsiders, you must face off against the legend that is Bob Grenier.
Allton takes a few moments to ponder and then bashes his fist into his palm.
Allton: What kind of champion would I be if I didn’t do this? Teleport me away.
Zybala: Hold it, Rob! I’m getting word that the Children of the Vard are back and looking for you.
Allton: How can that be?! We destroyed them!
Zybala: This is true. You better get over there and check it out!
Allton: I’m on it, Mike. But this calls for a job for……PennyLord!
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[smear:#04af29]IT’S PENNYLORD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/smear:#f65009:0] ************************************************************************************
Suddenly Lord Allton is transformed into PennyLord and is teleported away into a park where sure enough, the Children of the Vard’s Guiding She-Wolf Lopa is standing there, being flanked by about ten to fifteen of her brothers, including Cedric, Ichabod and Jeremiah. All are standing with huge grins on their faces. PennyLord gets himself into a defensive stance and talks into his wrist.
PennyLord: Zybala……I’m a bit outgunned here. Send the troops?
Zybala: Sure thing.
Moments later, the A-List Family and members of both the Dystopia and Equality rosters are standing behind PennyLord. Roxxie Gobbler has even decided to clown up for the occasion to support her man. She stands next to PennyLord and kisses him on the cheek. PennyLord then notices the Children of the Vard’s confused and repulsed faces - he looks around behind him……and the demented circus is in town! Everyone standing with PennyLord is a clown! PennyLord begins to giggle.
PennyLord: Well, well well….. Lopa Bitch! We thought we destroyed you and your stupid Children at Dystopia Triple X!
Lopa: Well clearly you didn’t do as good a job as you thought, you stupid clown!
PennyLord: Resorting to Clownism, are we?
Lopa: Well to be fair, look what we have to work with.
PennyLord smirks.
PennyLord: Ya look good for a bitch with a broken leg!
Lopa: Shut up, you.
PennyLord: No, Lopa! You shut the fuck up, goddamnit! I thought I had gotten rid of you. But fine! Outsiders of Equality!!!!!!! ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lopa shouts at her Children to charge as well as PennyLord and Lopa head towards one another as the rest of either army battle it out with one another. Roxxie Gobbler goes after Ichabod, Cedric and Jeremiah single-handedly. As the battle rages on, PennyLord slugs a punch towards Lopa who attempts to duck out of the way, but fails at the last minute and gets socked right in the mouth.
Lopa: No Brass Knuckles this time, I see.
PennyLord: Hehehehe. I don’t need them to defeat you.
The epic battle rages on between the Outsiders of Equality and the Children of the Vard. But soon enough, the Outsiders of Equality stand tall with a beaten, broken down Lopa on the ground looking up at a smug PennyLord.
Lopa: You stupid fool! Do you really believe that this is over between us?!
PennyLord rolls his eyes.
PennyLord: Oh for the love of Stephen King! How many times do I have to cave in your thick skull before you realise that you cannot beat me and my Outsiders of Equality? Wha- what are you laughing at?! I do the laughing to psych people out, not you.
Sure enough, Lopa is laughing and PennyLord and Roxxie Gobbler cannot work out why.
Lopa: While away, my brothers and sisters and I have had some….heh….upgrades….
PennyLord: What the bloody hell are you talking about, you lunatic?!
Lopa stands and has a massive smirk on her face.
Lopa: Children of the Vard! My brothers and sisters! Stand. And merge!
As this is said, Lopa pulls out some kind of stone and raises it to the sky. A sudden thunderbolt strikes out of nowhere, hitting the stone and Lopa and the Children of the Vard begin to merge all together and Lopa is the dominant body. She then grows to the size of a skyscraper.
PennyLord and the Outsiders of Equality cannot believe their collective eyes. Giant Lopa begins to laugh hysterically. Her voice booms across the land.
PennyLord: You have GOT to be fucking kidding me?
Lopa: Now…….Now PennyLord. Now you die!
As this is said, PennyLord’s wristwatch begins to beep. It’s Zybala.
Zybala: PennyLord. I’m sending a present your way to help with er….whatever the fuck that is.
PennyLord: Hehehehe. Why thank-you, Zybala….
Zybala’s message stops and suddenly, next to PennyLord arrives……………Zybala’s DragonZord!!!!!!!!!!!
PennyLord: The DragonZord?! Holy shit! I thought that got destroyed!
Zybala: It did. But well….I managed to fix it. As you can see.
PennyLord: Come on Roxxie, let’s deal with this bitch once and for all.
Roxxie: You’ve got it babe!
Next thing we know, PennyLord, Roxxie Gobbler, Dylan, Tank and the Larossia brothers find themselves inside of the DragonZord! Giant Lopa looks shocked and somewhat jilted and stomps towards the DragonZord. PennyLord rolls his eyes.
PennyLord: Oh, oh no. Fuck this shit! And fuck you, Lopa bitch. DragonZord, attack!
Moments later the DragonZord swipes its tail, knocking the giant Lopa over. The DragonZord lets out an ear splitting screech and PennyLord fires off some finger missiles straight at the giant Lopa, causing a huge explosion! Lopa is gone and all that is left is Zybala’s DragonZord screeching and posing.
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Suddenly the screen goes black and we find Lord Allton staring at the camera with a massive smile on his face.
Lord Allton: And that my friend, is what happens in a Power Ranger type scenario. I told you that you would love it.
The screen splits and Zybala appears on screen. Allton and Zybala are seemingly in a video call.
Zybala: So…….I’m Zordon?
Allton: You’re Zordon.
Zybala: That’s batshit insanity!
Allton: Yup.
The screen fades with both friends smiling.
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Bob Grenier. Let me start off by saying what a true honour it is to face someone of your calibre for the Outsiders World Title. Next, let me say that while I have all the respect in the world for your talents in the squared circle, Mr. Grenier… I am afraid that you simply CANNOT win in our match. I cannot allow it. Allow me to say to you what I told your friend and tag team partner, Edward aka JAM G: I have worked too hard for too long to lose the World Championship now. Hell, at this point, Lord Allton IS Outsiders.
Without me as the World Champion, without me to steer the ship…who knows where Outsiders would end up? I will say that JAM G actually turned out to be one of my favourite opponents in my career. JAM G WILL be a champion in Outsiders one day - of this I am sure and this is certainly a credit to you, Mr. Grenier. You trained the boy well. But as for the Outsiders Supercard of Equality? I will once again prove YET AGAIN why I am the World Champion in Outsiders. I respect you, Bob. I will even say that you have an awesome name. Hell, I should know, but mark me and my words and mark them well: Your time as Outsiders Champion - just like all of those who came before you since I became the World Champion - is not now.
I will continue on as the Outsiders World Champion for as long as possible.
At Supercard of Equality, my time as OCW co-owner will be out of the window. For the duration of that match, I’m not management. I’m not your boss, Mr. Grenier. For the duration of that match I am the man, that will be CHOKING YOU OUT.
Just like I did Jam G. Bear that in mind Bob. I’ll see you there.
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Word Count: 1,547.