Training to be... the very best.. like no one ever was Mar 30, 2023 8:00:13 GMT -5 via mobile
Post by theverybest on Mar 30, 2023 8:00:13 GMT -5
Narrator: When we last saw our hero, Soot was being attacked by the viciously venomous Vicky Stone and her totally innocent, unwilling ex-partner Fanny. After hitting Soot with a Stunner and throwing poor Fanny on top of him, Vicky dashed our hero's dreams of being a champion. How will Soot recover from this heinous act? Let's find out.
: We open up outside of a gym. Pick a random chain you know. Any one will do. We see The Pokémon trainer Soot Losem staring like a creep through the front window at all the people working out. :
Losem: Look at all those Machokes! Surely this is the perfect place to get stronger faster. And maybe while I'm at it, catch one of these muscly normal types. I don't see any trainers around so maybe these are all wild??
: Soot enters the gym and walks up to the front desk. The young lady looks up from her phone and smiles. :
Lady: Welcome to (GYM IN YOUR AREA). How can I help you?
: Soot points to one of the random beefy people. :
Soot: How do I get like that?
Lady: (chuckles) With plenty of hard work, discipline and dedication.
Soot: Can it happen in three weeks?
Lady: Not unless you have some alien biology. These folks have spent months and years working on themselves.
Soot: Darn! I need to get stronger fast! I have a huge War Meat Games match and I need to win! I need to get my revenge on the wicked Vicky and maybe get in Fanny's good graces.
: The lady just stares at the babbling Soot. :
Lady: Ummmm… right. Look, I can give you a tour of the place and maybe you can sign up for a membership. That way, you can get started on working towards your goal.
Soot: Oh fine. Lead on.
: The lady steps out from behind the counter, showing Soot around the gym. She explains the various machines and what each does. Soot looks fascinated at all the stuff he obviously has never used in his scrawny life.
He notices a particularly large, buff man and waits until no one is looking. He sneaks a Pokémlball out of his fanny pack and throws it at the man! It hits the guy in the butt, but does nothing. The guy stops his workout and looks around, but Soot looks away before he's spotted. The man merely shrugs and goes back to his squats. :
Soot: (under his breath)I should weaken it first.
Soot: um…wr…I um was wondering what machine I should try first…
Lady: Oh, okay. Well, if you sign up, you would have free range of any machine. Though, may I suggest starting on the elliptical. It's a good way to build up endurance and it's more of a total body workout than a treadmill.
Soot: Ooooooo! That one sounds good. How do I do?
: The Lady gets on the machine and demonstrates how to use it, while pointing out what areas its works on. Then she gets off. :
Lady: Plus, it's good for cardio.
Soot: And that's good, right?
Lady: Only if you like your heart being strong.
Soot: Oh I do. I need it to be strong, as well as the rest of my body, if I'm going to survive Meat Games.
Lady:..... Pardon?? "MEAT Games?"
Soot: Oh, I'm a professional wrestler as well as a Pokémon trainer. I'm part of the biggest match ever in Outsiders. Meat Games is a War Games match where the cage is made out of meat! I'm part of Team Fanny, along with Max Rotten and our gorgeous captain, Fanny. We all have been victims of the other teams leader. Team Bitch Face will have Vicky Stone leading two other suckers, John Peckerman and Ollie Drool. So I need to build up my body and strength so I don't drag my Team down!
Lady:........ Alright. I understood like a third of that. So do you want to sign up for a membership??
Soot: Heck yeah!
: The Lady brings Soot back to the desk so they can fill out the paperwork. On the way back to the desk, Soot sneakily pulls out and throws it at the same muscle man he did before. The ball bounces off of his back and a light flashes as the scene cuts. :