Post by Marcus Welsh on Mar 2, 2023 12:35:44 GMT -5
~We cut to Marcus Welsh. He's standing outside the OCW arena double fisting McDonald's coffee. He's watching a team of 'experts' erect giant polls...with what looks like a fan at the top of each. Are these...wind mills? Welsh continues to supervise~
Welsh: Yes, yes. I want these around the ENTIRE ARENA.
~A guy who looks like he got his education in green engineering steps up~
Guy: I just think this is amazing.
~Welsh has no reaction~
Welsh: It just is what it is.
Guy: Using windmills to create electricity? That's so green, man. You're doing so much for the world.
~Welsh has no clue what this guy is talking about~
Welsh: Yea, that's not what these are for.
Guy: They...they aren't?
Welsh: No, in fact these things are being run on giant generators powered by gas.
Guy: But that doesn't make any sense.
Welsh: Yes it does. They are here to redirect and nullify...
~Welsh stares into the camera~
Welsh: THE POWER OF THE WIND
~We cut out~
If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic.
Former OCW Commissioner and GCWA X-Division Champion