Post by rumormill on Mar 2, 2023 11:40:08 GMT -5
Admit it. You've missed us. The Rumor Mill is back once again to bring you all the juicy gossip and rumors that The Brass doesn't want you to hear!
Matt Meyhu made a triumphant return at The Great Illuminatus match and successfully won the OCW World Championship for an impressive third time. But rumor has it that he almost didn't make it. Apparently on the plane ride, a distracted Meyhu was given a lime green Jell-O cup which supposedly triggered an allergy attack!! Luckily a flight attendant found an epi-pen in the first aid box. What caused the reaction? Was it the food dye? Is Matt Meyhu ironically allergic to Lime? More as this develops.
Is Lilith actually in the Hall of Fame? Despite many claims (from her) that she is in every Hall of Fame ever and truly the ONLY Hall of Famer; many, MANY sources say she isn't... including the actual Hall of Fame page itself. Is this a clerical error, or does Lilith have an over blown ego? Time will tell.
Bifford actually KNOWS what the hell Dystopia is?? For many months, the former world champion has been claiming to be ignorant of OCW's most famous B show. But there has been photographic and video evidence that Bifford has, in fact, been in The Yard as himself and as Plethora the Perilous. So why the claim of ignorance? Does Bifford have memory loss? Is he just being a jerk? Does he even know what anything is?
Will Dane Preston show up? Rumors say no. Not even in catering.
Rumor has it that Marcus Welsh has been n talks with certain individuals about
investing in OCW and selling off shares like crazy. If this is true, this will possibly be the 573rd time Welsh has lost control of OCW to someone. Zybala will not be selling his shares, maintaining a death grip on his 10%.
Has Alice Knight found a new fling?! According to one of the many homeless that surround the Key West Arena, they saw The Owl Lady having a picnic with..... THE WIZARD!! Is this the start of a budding romance? If so, what does this mean for Fanny and Vicky Stone?
Is Jacki O'Lantern sweet on Mike Zybala? Isn't everybody? The guy is just so dreamy.
Crash Rodriguez under investigation for murder?! During his hellacious match against "Easton Alexander" at Dystopia XXX, the greatest Paradigm champ ever delivered a top rope Crash Landing that popped and deflated the blow up doll. However, rumor has it that some less than intelligent members of the crowd thought it was the real Easton. After the match, they called the cops to report Crash to the police. Despite it being a blow up doll, rumor has it detectives are still reviewing the tape of the show. Maybe if the real Easton showed up, this nonsense could stop.
Matt Meyhu made a triumphant return at The Great Illuminatus match and successfully won the OCW World Championship for an impressive third time. But rumor has it that he almost didn't make it. Apparently on the plane ride, a distracted Meyhu was given a lime green Jell-O cup which supposedly triggered an allergy attack!! Luckily a flight attendant found an epi-pen in the first aid box. What caused the reaction? Was it the food dye? Is Matt Meyhu ironically allergic to Lime? More as this develops.
Is Lilith actually in the Hall of Fame? Despite many claims (from her) that she is in every Hall of Fame ever and truly the ONLY Hall of Famer; many, MANY sources say she isn't... including the actual Hall of Fame page itself. Is this a clerical error, or does Lilith have an over blown ego? Time will tell.
Bifford actually KNOWS what the hell Dystopia is?? For many months, the former world champion has been claiming to be ignorant of OCW's most famous B show. But there has been photographic and video evidence that Bifford has, in fact, been in The Yard as himself and as Plethora the Perilous. So why the claim of ignorance? Does Bifford have memory loss? Is he just being a jerk? Does he even know what anything is?
Will Dane Preston show up? Rumors say no. Not even in catering.
Rumor has it that Marcus Welsh has been n talks with certain individuals about
investing in OCW and selling off shares like crazy. If this is true, this will possibly be the 573rd time Welsh has lost control of OCW to someone. Zybala will not be selling his shares, maintaining a death grip on his 10%.
Has Alice Knight found a new fling?! According to one of the many homeless that surround the Key West Arena, they saw The Owl Lady having a picnic with..... THE WIZARD!! Is this the start of a budding romance? If so, what does this mean for Fanny and Vicky Stone?
Is Jacki O'Lantern sweet on Mike Zybala? Isn't everybody? The guy is just so dreamy.
Crash Rodriguez under investigation for murder?! During his hellacious match against "Easton Alexander" at Dystopia XXX, the greatest Paradigm champ ever delivered a top rope Crash Landing that popped and deflated the blow up doll. However, rumor has it that some less than intelligent members of the crowd thought it was the real Easton. After the match, they called the cops to report Crash to the police. Despite it being a blow up doll, rumor has it detectives are still reviewing the tape of the show. Maybe if the real Easton showed up, this nonsense could stop.