Post by Logan Blades on Mar 1, 2023 7:03:58 GMT -5
Rumors spread (certainly not from Logan) that an anonymous source who recently added a sharp last name reports the sad or otherwise hilarious following;
"Early this morning police discovered Robert Uchiha, age 16, maybe younger, we'll have to cut him open for accuracies - was discovered hung in a closet, pants around ankles, watching Bleach.
Further speculation revealed he was not in fact watching a bottle of cleaning liquids but the anime show, Bleach.
Will Robert become undead and make it to Massacre? Will Logan Blades return match be against a corpse? When will Subway do another BOGO?"
"Early this morning police discovered Robert Uchiha, age 16, maybe younger, we'll have to cut him open for accuracies - was discovered hung in a closet, pants around ankles, watching Bleach.
Further speculation revealed he was not in fact watching a bottle of cleaning liquids but the anime show, Bleach.
Will Robert become undead and make it to Massacre? Will Logan Blades return match be against a corpse? When will Subway do another BOGO?"
