THE GREAT QUESTIONNAIRE

[Marcus Welsh]

THE GREAT QUESTIONNAIRE

Who is the first wrestler revealed inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?


Who is the last wrestler (not named PIC) revealed inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?


Name one correct match up that will take place inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS


Who will last the longest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?


Who will last the shortest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?


How many low blows will we see inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?


Will The Big Bifford appear inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?


How many former OCW Champions will participate inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?


Name ONE outsider who will participate inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS


Name ONE Hall of Famer/Former OCW Champion who will RETURN inside THE GREAT ILLUMIANTUS


How many wrestlers will OPT OUT during THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?


Who is a darkhorse candidate to win THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?


Who will walk out THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS as OCW Champion?

[PIC]

THE GREAT QUESTIONNAIRE



Who is the first wrestler revealed inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

One of the Influence


Who is the last wrestler (not named PIC) revealed inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

Plethora


Name one correct match up that will take place inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS

TLS vs Crash


Who will last the longest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

Stan


Who will last the shortest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

Axis


How many low blows will we see inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

14


Will The Big Bifford appears inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

yes, as Plethora


How many former OCW Champions will participate inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

6


Name ONE outsider who will participate inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS

Devlin

Name ONE Hall of Famer/Former OCW Champion who will RETURN inside THE GREAT ILLUMIANTUS

see previous post


How many wrestlers will OPT OUT during THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

3


Who is a darkhorse candidate to win THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

Stan


Who will walk out THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS as OCW Champion?

PIC

[Harmony]

Who is the first wrestler revealed inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

Crash


Who is the last wrestler (not named PIC) revealed inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

A Hall of Fame guy


Name one correct match up that will take place inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS

Synn versus Alice Knight


Who will last the longest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

Crash


Who will last the shortest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

No idea


How many low blows will we see inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

Hopefully all of them


Will The Big Bifford appear inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

No


How many former OCW Champions will participate inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

3


Name ONE outsider who will participate inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS

Dolly Waters


Name ONE Hall of Famer/Former OCW Champion who will RETURN inside THE GREAT ILLUMIANTUS

I don't know


How many wrestlers will OPT OUT during THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

Five


Who is a darkhorse candidate to win THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

A Hall of Famer


Who will walk out THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS as OCW Champion?

NOT PIC, wakka wakka wakka

I had no idea what the fuck I was doing this entire time

[zybala]

Who is the first wrestler revealed inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
Harmony


Who is the last wrestler (not named PIC) revealed inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
Peter Vaughn


Name one correct match up that will take place inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS
Will vs Sleep


Who will last the longest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
TLS


Who will last the shortest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
PIC


How many low blows will we see inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
27 1/2


Will The Big Bifford appear inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
He will try. I have security patrolling the pyramid at all times. They're armed with tranquilizers that can take down a whale!


How many former OCW Champions will participate inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
3


Name ONE "Outsider" who will participate inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS
Uber-Man


Name ONE Hall of Famer/Former OCW Champion who will RETURN inside THE GREAT ILLUMIANTUS
Silverfreak! And he still won't face Bifford.


How many wrestlers will OPT OUT during THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
4


Who is a darkhorse candidate to win THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
Egon Harmon


Who will walk out THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS as OCW Champion?
PIC

[Marcus Welsh]

Feb 25, 2023 12:21:04 GMT -5 zybala said:

Name one correct match up that will take place inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS
Will vs Sleep

Unexpected yet 100% accurate

Feb 25, 2023 12:21:04 GMT -5 zybala said:

Who will last the shortest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
PIC

LOL...I mean, this is probably the safest answer

[PIC]

Feb 25, 2023 12:28:49 GMT -5 Marcus Welsh said:

Feb 25, 2023 12:21:04 GMT -5 zybala said:

Name one correct match up that will take place inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS
Will vs Sleep

Unexpected yet 100% accurate

Feb 25, 2023 12:21:04 GMT -5 zybala said:

Who will last the shortest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
PIC

LOL...I mean, this is probably the safest answer

wont I technically be in it the longest?

[Marcus Welsh]

Feb 25, 2023 12:39:33 GMT -5 PIC said:

Feb 25, 2023 12:28:49 GMT -5 Marcus Welsh said:

Unexpected yet 100% accurate



LOL...I mean, this is probably the safest answer

wont I technically be in it the longest?

Damn, you've got an excellent point

NEVERMIND

Bad answer, Zybala. VERY BAD

[Adi Gold]

Who is the first wrestler revealed inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

Dylan Thomas


Who is the last wrestler (not named PIC) revealed inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

Big Bifford


Name one correct match up thatwill take place inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS

Bifford vs Alice


Who will last the longest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

Harmon Egan


Who will last the shortest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

Alice Knight (if shes in it??? hmm)


How many low blows will we see inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

12


Will The Big Bifford appear inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

Yes


How many former OCW Champions will participate inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

7


Name ONE outsider who will participate inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS

Dane Preston?


Name ONE Hall of Famer/Former OCW Champion who will RETURN inside THE GREAT ILLUMIANTUS

Mack O'Connor


How many wrestlers will OPT OUT during THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

4


Who is a darkhorse candidate to win THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?

Synn


Who will walk out THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS as OCW Champion?

PIC

[Cheasy M]

Participants in this questionnaire can win $1,000 in FREE fake efed cash by correctly answering at least HALF of the answers.

Only specific answers will be accepted. If you just say “someone from the current roster” or “former champion” you will not receive credit for that question even if you are technically correct.

[Harmony]

In that case I would like to amend my answer to the Bifford question. It's still a no, but I think an industrial sized trash bag full of farts that kind of looks like Bifford WILL appear.

[Deleted]

First wrestler revealed inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
Synn

Last wrestler (not PIC) revealed inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
Harmon

A correct match up that will take place inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
Synn vs Beckman

Who will last the longest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
TLS

Who will last the shortest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
Steve Black

How many low blows will we see inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
4

Will The Big Bifford appear inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
No, but he will try.

How many OCW World Champions participate inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
6

ONE outsider who will participate inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
Dolly Waters

ONE HOFer/OCW Champion who will RETURN inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
Outcast

How many wrestlers will OPT OUT during THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
13

Who is a dark horse candidate to win THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
Synn

Who will walk out THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS as OCW Champion?
PIC almost dies on several occasions but somehow retains.

[Plethora the Perilous]

Who is the first wrestler revealed inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
Harmon

Who is the last wrestler (not named PIC) revealed inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
Bifford/Plethora

Name one correct match up that will take place inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS
Alice Knight vs. Bobby Bourbon

Who will last the longest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
Harmon

Who will last the shortest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
Dylan Thomas.

How many low blows will we see inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
8

Will The Big Bifford appear inside THE ILLUMINATUS?
Yep.

How many former OCW Champions will participate inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
9

Name ONE outsider who will participate inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS
Peter Vaughn

Name ONE Hall of Famer/Former OCW Champion who will RETURN inside THE GREAT ILLUMIANTUS
Titan 3

How many wrestlers will OPT OUT during THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
2


Who is a darkhorse candidate to win THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS?
Bifford/Plethora

Who will walk out THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS as OCW Champion?
Bifford/Plethora.

[Influence 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Who is the first wrestler revealed inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS? All IC Bro


Who is the last wrestler (not named PIC) revealed inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS? Ball Ball


Name one correct match up that will take place inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS PIC vs. Harmon


Who will last the longest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS? All IC Bro


Who will last the shortest inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS? Melinda Rhodes


How many low blows will we see inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS? 69


Will The Big Bifford appear inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS? Plot twist, the entire match takes place inside Bifford.


How many former OCW Champions will participate inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS? 10


Name ONE outsider who will participate inside THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS Kevin Nash


Name ONE Hall of Famer/Former OCW Champion who will RETURN inside THE GREAT ILLUMIANTUS Outcast


How many wrestlers will OPT OUT during THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS? None.


Who is a darkhorse candidate to win THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS? All IC Bro


Who will walk out THE GREAT ILLUMINATUS as OCW Champion? TLS

[Cheasy M]

Unfortunately, none of our participants in this questionnaire correctly answered more than half of the questions. At no point did any of their answers come close to coherent thoughts. I award them all no money, and may God have mercy on their souls.

[Plethora the Perilous]

I WAS IN IT.