Post by The LEO on Feb 16, 2023 14:08:22 GMT -5
You read that headline right, folks.
An OCW superstar has failed a drug test and will be unable to perform THIS Monday at Massacre in the Arctic Battle Royal.
Which superstar?
Well, the superstar in question is 'Person'.
Person was advertised for the Arctic Battle Royal to the surprise and glee of fans all over the world.
"I couldn't believe PERSON had thrown their name into the match!" - fan 1
"You mean to tell me PERSON is going to compete in this? Hells yea!" - fan 2
"Yo when I saw PERSON had signed up to fight...I about shit my britches" - Robby
The hype and hysteria surrounding Person's involvement with the Arctic Rumble was very cold...and very real.
Until the test results came back and Person had tested positive for several drugs. Most of which will go unnamed but we can confirm one of those drugs was something called "Magico" a steroid used in Unicorn racing.
And now, well, disappointment abounds.
"Fuck. Person is out of the match? this BLOWS!" - fan 3
"No more person? ARE YOU SERIOUS?! AHHHH!!!" - fan 4
"Could we, maybe get Anonymous to compete if Person is out? No? Does anybody have a gun I can borrow?" - former fan
OCW apologizes for Person's removal from this week's Arctic Rumble. Sadly, it could not be avoided.
An OCW superstar has failed a drug test and will be unable to perform THIS Monday at Massacre in the Arctic Battle Royal.
Which superstar?
Well, the superstar in question is 'Person'.
Person was advertised for the Arctic Battle Royal to the surprise and glee of fans all over the world.
"I couldn't believe PERSON had thrown their name into the match!" - fan 1
"You mean to tell me PERSON is going to compete in this? Hells yea!" - fan 2
"Yo when I saw PERSON had signed up to fight...I about shit my britches" - Robby
The hype and hysteria surrounding Person's involvement with the Arctic Rumble was very cold...and very real.
Until the test results came back and Person had tested positive for several drugs. Most of which will go unnamed but we can confirm one of those drugs was something called "Magico" a steroid used in Unicorn racing.
And now, well, disappointment abounds.
"Fuck. Person is out of the match? this BLOWS!" - fan 3
"No more person? ARE YOU SERIOUS?! AHHHH!!!" - fan 4
"Could we, maybe get Anonymous to compete if Person is out? No? Does anybody have a gun I can borrow?" - former fan
OCW apologizes for Person's removal from this week's Arctic Rumble. Sadly, it could not be avoided.
