Post by Natural ICE Beckman on Feb 11, 2023 3:23:53 GMT -5
(The cruise liner finds a cold ocean wind and throws it around the shoulders of an OCW public relations employee.)
OCW PR Employee: I still feel like the hammer and the blood only added to their Make a Wish moment.
(The wind breezes over to a nerd making a TikTok video.)
Social Media Nerd: Her opponent is an internet dud. However, she is a blonde bombshell, especially in that fur coat. Did you get those pictures I got of her from the spa’s dressing room?
(The wind finds a new gust and heads towards a Cruise Ship plumber talking into a walkie-talkie.)
Plumber: A guest just told me, after they flushed a giant turd down their toilet Jimmy Hoffa appeared and asked them the quickest way to Jersey.
(The wind snaps along the deck and through the buzzed cut hair of cruise ship security.)
Security: I can't wait to tell my mom I almost got to watch a woman get thrown overboard.
(The wind continues to find another warm body as a cruise guest exits the ship’s gym.)
Cruise Guest: I'm very thirsty; I asked that man where the water was, and he told me even a 4.0 doesn’t matter in the school of hard knocks.
(Finally, the wind dies down upon the hands of Natural ICE Beckman, just as the ship’s mail carrier hands him a single letter.)
ICE: Finally some fan mail!
Johnny: It is probably for me, just respond “You’re Welcome”; it is my old catch phrase; my fans love that.
ICE: It’s not that, it's a note...
OCW PR Employee: I still feel like the hammer and the blood only added to their Make a Wish moment.
(The wind breezes over to a nerd making a TikTok video.)
Social Media Nerd: Her opponent is an internet dud. However, she is a blonde bombshell, especially in that fur coat. Did you get those pictures I got of her from the spa’s dressing room?
(The wind finds a new gust and heads towards a Cruise Ship plumber talking into a walkie-talkie.)
Plumber: A guest just told me, after they flushed a giant turd down their toilet Jimmy Hoffa appeared and asked them the quickest way to Jersey.
(The wind snaps along the deck and through the buzzed cut hair of cruise ship security.)
Security: I can't wait to tell my mom I almost got to watch a woman get thrown overboard.
(The wind continues to find another warm body as a cruise guest exits the ship’s gym.)
Cruise Guest: I'm very thirsty; I asked that man where the water was, and he told me even a 4.0 doesn’t matter in the school of hard knocks.
(Finally, the wind dies down upon the hands of Natural ICE Beckman, just as the ship’s mail carrier hands him a single letter.)
ICE: Finally some fan mail!
Johnny: It is probably for me, just respond “You’re Welcome”; it is my old catch phrase; my fans love that.
ICE: It’s not that, it's a note...
